soviet disarmament. .. I'm pretty sure you would be shot before you get a chance to do that. soviet disarmament I'm pretty sure you would be shot before get a chance to do that
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - schnizel
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That would not even work in COD *****
User avatar #114 to #2 - undeadwill
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Shnizel plz don't.
#189 to #2 - hurzg
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******* fj can't even understand a good joke when they see one.
User avatar #194 to #2 - revengeforfreeze
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you ******* liar what the **** are you doing on the net.
#3 to #2 - aytoktonik [OP]
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User avatar #24 to #2 - xTydude
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**** everyones thumbing this guy down and this is the funniest thing ive read in the last 10 minutes
#5 to #2 - corso
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No one cares about Call of Duty.
No one cares about Call of Duty.
User avatar #70 to #5 - lumpymandude
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Um, I think there are many games sold to prove you wrong. A more correct statement would be that no one on this site cares about Call of Duty
User avatar #149 to #70 - hellsjester
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because gaming companies only cater to hooting frat boy shootie shootie dickholes. everygame is the same as the last minus maybe 1 or 2 skins or call strikes.
User avatar #155 to #149 - lumpymandude
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Actually they cater to anyone who will buy the game man, its a bussiness
User avatar #156 to #155 - hellsjester
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it's a business based around stagnation. I mean seriously besides third party companies and steam or nintendo. name one good game that came out by a triple A company that sold well and wasn't a shooter and was actually good.
User avatar #164 to #156 - catdownstairz
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They're making money, that is literally the only concern. That's what business is about. They do not give a single flying **** about what a few people on the internet think. If it stops making money, they'll make something different.
#165 to #164 - hellsjester
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the problem is it will stop making money and crash the gaming economy as we know it for anything other then steam. when you invest all into one thing and it fails your royally ******. from a business stand point this is called the fast money tactic. a smart company would invest in all sorts of projects so if one fails they have others to fail back on. look at it this way. Back in the day handheld consoles were the way to go. wooh games on the go it was awesome. nintendo ruled the roost of this industry. suddenly smart phones and new technology come out and handhelds are practically no more. minus nintendo cause they actually get their fan base and can still sell their ****. nintendo is the perfect example. no shooters other then a few attempts and they are doing fine. steam is another example all third party gaming and lets face it they are swimming in cash from their sales incentives not to mention an extraordinary variety of games. steam is currently worth more then google and apple and for a gaming company that's pretty much unheard of. consoles and AAA gaming are too worried about 1 ups menship to realise they could be making a **** ton more catering to people like me and people of other tastes. of you want to call bs on me just look it up. sony and microsoft have been falling ever downward where as pc gaming is picking up due to variety.

So in conclusion. shooty shooty only is a bad buisness model. your wrong numbers don't lie. making everyone happy makes your wallet happy.
-sincerely
Gabe
User avatar #176 to #165 - catdownstairz
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Whereas that all makes sense and is well thought out, the fast money tactic is spot on. They don't care about the "Gaming economy" (even though they should), the majority shareholders of game companies like EA and Activision are basically just retirement planning, as soon as it crashed they'll jump ship and go live on an island in the bahamas.
TLR Companies dont care about consumers
User avatar #182 to #176 - hellsjester
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see that's what i was saying. i guarantee in about 50 years if we don't go on galactic conquest because we are reunited with the god emperor and become ig like we should steam will more then likely still be around, because they are flexible. and more then likely adventure games will be back, because of virtual reality is a thing fingers crossed anyway and they will more then likely produce the first complete vr console plug in via the matrix.
User avatar #158 to #155 - hellsjester
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dont get me wrong back in the day i played cod 3 and it was good for back then standards. but all i see is halo killzone, cod, battle field or any other shooty shooty blasty games. i just want a good solid horror game or adventure. hell a MMO that isn't blizzard that actually is good would be awesome.
#18 to #5 - anon id: ca5ef560
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The point is COD is ridiculous and it still wouldn't work there.
#8 - anon id: 6329c89c
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE STILL HAS ONE IN THE CHAMBER HE CAN STILL SHOOT YOU
User avatar #10 to #8 - gilliam
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second kick
User avatar #73 to #10 - thepizzadevourer
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Thanks, I actually thought the second kick was superfluous before you pointed that out. Now it seems twice as impressive.
#20 - bjorngrim
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Now try it with an Imperialist weapon
User avatar #107 to #20 - Digitalphear
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>implying we use M16s anymore
#161 to #107 - krispybananaz
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>implying you know things
User avatar #146 to #107 - thewulfman
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The M16 hasn't been completely phased out yet, sadly.
User avatar #162 to #20 - krispybananaz
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first off that's an airsoft gun made by VFC, they make good **** though
User avatar #184 to #20 - makethingsworse
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He could probably just spit on it and the thing would backfire.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mikhailovych
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The mag would break
User avatar #22 to #21 - roflstorm
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Who whole thing would break
User avatar #39 to #22 - colonelroymustang
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They're far more solid than they're given credit for.
Still not a fan, though. They just don't feel right in my hands.
User avatar #57 to #39 - psychoticcaleb
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That's what they say about my dick.....I'm so lonely....
#60 to #57 - anon id: f24d9df3
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Imagine a carnivorous mushroom with a gaping mouth full of sharp teeth in its bulb. It swallows your dick and shreds the dermis while caustic acid burns down into the weak flesh.
User avatar #177 to #60 - angelicdemon
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Sexy.
Tell me more.
#199 to #60 - roflstorm
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User avatar #25 to #22 - roflstorm
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The*
User avatar #191 to #22 - mooghens
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And then you'd kick it
#28 - include
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I'm pretty sure you would be shot before you get a chance to do that.
I'm pretty sure you would be shot before you get a chance to do that.
#32 to #28 - anon id: 4c18c901
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For terrible reasons, I wish to see porn of this. Much 2scared2login.
#44 to #32 - anon id: 39a4c429
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User avatar #49 to #44 - xenoquack
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Good God. Why did I click that?
#61 to #49 - SylverSlayer
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If you see "rule34" and you treasure your innocence, never, ever follow the link.   
I learned from experience.
If you see "rule34" and you treasure your innocence, never, ever follow the link.
I learned from experience.
#150 to #61 - thewulfman
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I lost that "innocence" thing years ago on the dark web. Rule 34 is pretty ******* tame to me.
I lost that "innocence" thing years ago on the dark web. Rule 34 is pretty ******* tame to me.
#207 to #150 - SylverSlayer
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oh dear
oh dear
User avatar #154 to #44 - skyrimrolla **User deleted account**
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Favorited.
User avatar #148 to #44 - thewulfman
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Thumbed down for anon, not content. Login and post that like a man.
User avatar #56 to #28 - tiredofthis
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If he'd already cocked the weapon, he'd still be able to shoot you, even if you did pull it off
#163 to #56 - anon id: 720dc8a4
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did you not see the second kick? he kicks once to hit the back of the clip where the release is and then he kicks again to push back the "cock" to eject the bullet.
User avatar #178 to #28 - angelicdemon
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You gotta do both at once. It's 2x as fast and 3x more likely to miss.
User avatar #30 to #28 - xenoquack
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Not if it caught you off guard or you hesitated.
#31 to #28 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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Comment Picture
#52 to #31 - anon id: 78c6dbee
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It really doesn't matter if they get shot. The Russian people number more than their opponent's bullets.
#12 - makeman
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He should have kicked the bolt first tough, he would've been shot once after the first kick.
User avatar #23 to #12 - rokulda
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If he kicked the bolt first it would eject the round in the chamber and load a new one from the magazine
User avatar #160 to #12 - krispybananaz
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I mean I guess that would work, you would just have to do it 30 times.
#13 to #12 - moechler
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Don't know much about guns but wouldn't it just eject the bullet in the chamber and reload?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Keleth
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your correct, it would eject the round and load the new one as long as the magazine is attached
#15 to #14 - moechler
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good to know in case someones tryna shoot me
User avatar #86 to #13 - broale
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yes, it would just chamber another one.
User avatar #179 to #86 - angelicdemon
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But wouldn't that allow some shot amount of time to kick the gun out of his hands?
User avatar #180 to #179 - angelicdemon
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Short. ******* **** I wish I could edit comments.
User avatar #209 to #180 - broale
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not really, the second a bolt is brought back and forward again there is a new round in the chamber. it's a very fast cycle.
User avatar #210 to #209 - angelicdemon
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.01 seconds is better than 0 seconds.
User avatar #211 to #210 - broale
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there will still be a round in the chamber even after you drop the mag, so he would still have the ability to shoot.
User avatar #212 to #211 - angelicdemon
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**** it, I quit. you can respond to two day old comments all you want.
#200 to #13 - makeman
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Oops. My bad
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#38 to #36 - shadowscythe
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As Azzyx corrected me, the guy also kicked the bullet out of the chamber. That is actually pretty amazing.
#88 - Epicgetguy
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It matter not if man kick magazine out of gun

Glorious invention of Kalashnikov still be used to bludgeon enemy to death
User avatar #100 to #88 - thecopyninja
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that and that there is one in the chamber
User avatar #102 to #100 - thecopyninja
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nvm i just noticed he got the with second kick
#43 - slenderwolf
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Some time later.
Some time later.
User avatar #104 to #43 - pickstar
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I don't get why he does the jump THEN pulls out the gun. Like, he doesn't even kick the dude, just the empty passenger seat.
User avatar #187 to #104 - makethingsworse
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Because it's a demonstration...
User avatar #208 to #187 - pickstar
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No, it's real life. You can tell totally by all of the peaceful bystanders.
User avatar #54 to #43 - smokerocks
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"COMRADES! I DID JUST LIKE IN SAINTS ROW 3!"
#16 - brobafett
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Oh. vympel! You so silly!
User avatar #172 to #16 - xireactiionsx
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what the **** is going on in this photo
#193 to #172 - xxmemosxx
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The man on the left is going to smash a burning concrete block that is currently resting on the back of a man being held horizontally by a pair of meatheads.

Why? Who knows.
User avatar #204 to #193 - brobafett
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FOR THE GLORY OF RUSSIA OF COURSE!
#6 - hoborgor
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And this is why you always use bayonet
#192 to #6 - anon id: 20e6e3fc
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*le pointy barrel