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#7 - taurusguy (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** this whole thing, its just made to drive you into choosing the wrong one, the whole "Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone" WHAT THE **** IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT? Who the **** chooses a crooked man instead of the other 2 candidates? Of course you will choose ******* Hitler, B is somewhat okay, but A, WHO THE **** CHOOSES A CROOKED CANDIDATE IF YOU KNOW HE IS CROOKED.
Did people know Hitler will go on a ******* killing spree? NO, **** , you cant just expect the bad guy will turn good, you will first hope the good guy doesnt turn bad and when that doesnt work you hope the bad guy doesnt turn worse.
Professionals built the Titanic? Who is the blame if a car expertly made crashes? The fact that the driver is a ******* retard or the fact that you cant foolproof every little ******* thing. Now, THE ARK WAS ACTUALLY ******* BUILT?
The last one, ok, i wont even start, that is the least bad in this.
But the first one, WHAT THE ACTUAL **** ? I cant recommend her to have an abortion? Life is a ******* gamble, just because you will get lucky once doesnt mean you should keep trying. I dont care if the child that would be aborted was the 2nd coming of christ, you cant keep digging through a pile of **** hoping you get a golden nugget, you can, i cant tell you not to, but its not smart, and 99% of the time you wont find a golden ******* nugget.
also wtf, where is the response for the first one
#8 - feratrox (10/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wait didn't the Titanic sink because of that iceberg instead of just being built badly?
And didn't the Ark... you know... not exist?
Overall I like this post, but that point doesn't make sense. You should leave important stuff to professionals.
#1 - theturtletrolley (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's the members of the US congress.   
This post actually got me. Thumb for you
It's the members of the US congress.
This post actually got me. Thumb for you
User avatar #25 - asheskirata ONLINE (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Remember amateurs built the ark"

Seriously? You're seriously using THE BIBLE in an attempt to prove your point? The book with some of the most questionable and down right absurd historicity that came out of the Bronze Age? Dude... amateurs built the first aircraft. That would've been a better line. Nobody gives a **** about a fictitious boat. Unless they believe it actually existed.
User avatar #19 - noblexfenrir (10/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Question 1:

Is she supporting them herself and not taking money from others or the system? If she is, then I couldn't give less of a **** . I don't care if it was Beethoven, amazing people are born everyday, so are random ********* .

Question 2:

Literally would not vote for any of them, because I don't give a **** about a politicians home life, I care about their policies. The only candidate I would exclude would be maybe A because he consults astrologists, which can apply to his decisions in office.

Oh and surprise surprise, Hitler really wasn't all that ******* bad, what was done under his reign sucked but we don't seem to make it a habit of attributing the kills under the leader of a nation unless they lost. By that regard, Abraham Lincoln is the most anti-american president since he specifically ordered the Union to kill Confed. soldiers, since that is how you win wars. But I wouldn't and many others wouldn't say that about him.

"Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone."
No, no it doesn't.

"Remember: Amateurs...built the ark."
Hey I can build a fictitious boat to!

"Professionals...built the Titanic"
It crashed into a ******* iceberg that hit it just right to abuse the structural failings, if under the same conditions as the Ark, ya know, sitting in an endless sea of water without the need to go anywhere then it probably would have been just ******* fine.

"And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:"

Do they offer me enough money to make me want to work for them? Then I absolutely will. I could care less about their supposed moral failings.
#11 - Welshhobo (10/30/2013) [-]
>First half says not to judge people based on some facts
>Second half judges people based on some facts

ULTIMATE HURRRR
#15 - bellabaloo (10/30/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot. Just because Beethoven was a miracle birth, doesn't mean every whore with an STI and 10 other ****** up kids is going to have a genius, it will most likely be some retarded brainless child with no quality of life taking up space on our Earth. God, catholic prolife ******** piss me off like none other. Did you honestly write this and think it was a good idea? And you forgot Candidate C was a genocidal killer. You can pick three bad traits about someone and make them seem like an ******* , or pick 3 good traits and make them seem like an angel. You proved nothing. Oh, and THE ARK WASN'T REAL. I'm pretty sure it would have sunk if it crashed into a giant iceberg too, if it really existed.
#2 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
picked candidate a: fdr
never trust a vegan
#6 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
The abortion one is silly. No, you didn't kill Beethoven. You killed a bunch of cells. For all you know an abortion could have killed a hitler-skeletor hybrid.
#32 - danielsturk ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A: Famous does good job
B: Famous does good job
C: Kills ppl

You only said the bad things about the first two, who you chose for probably having the worst rep
You only said the good things about hitler
It isn't hard to make someone look good/bad if you only show one side, that's what the media is for.

Most famous ark: Believed to have lasted 40 days
Most famous titantic(only?): Lasted 4 days
#16 - habanaro (10/30/2013) [-]
What is this-- facebook?
#20 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
LEAD ME TO MAKE THE DECISION YOU WANT USING FAULTY, BIASED LOGIC.

Op, **** you.
#18 - unaniwanimous (10/30/2013) [-]
"Remember: Amateurs...built the ark."
They forgot the pokemans god damn it.
#36 - chardlz (10/31/2013) [-]
It's Congress isn't it
User avatar #35 - childofnephilim (10/31/2013) [-]
This post is not funny, nor has it served to generate humorous discussion.
#24 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
And this is how you conduct surveys to get whatever figures you want.
User avatar #17 - crampers (10/30/2013) [-]
**** yhe Winston Churchill
User avatar #12 - flaminggodzilla (10/30/2013) [-]
I picked FDR.
He was the best president in my opinion.
#4 - crilleballe (10/30/2013) [-]
> Adolph
#3 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
Im ok with Hitler.

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