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civilized tricycle = It Source bratan
my autoworker wet told me about a kid he may in and grade that was
really In peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn' t
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User avatar #11 - zzitro ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
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So thats how curiosity killed the cat...the cat was allergic
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#4 - biebergotswag Comment deleted by BlackBerru [+] (36 replies)
#5 to #4 - 4chan refugee (03/27/2014) [-]
All seven year olds do stupid **** . At that age consequences mean very little compared to a short term reward. Get over yourself.
User avatar #2 - ohhh ONLINE (03/27/2014) [+] (21 replies)
If he wanted to know what it tastes like he could have just put it in his mouth then spit it out.
#3 to #2 - squilliams ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Depending on the severity of his allergy just having any of it in his mouth would cause him to have a reaction.
Depending on the severity of his allergy just having any of it in his mouth would cause him to have a reaction.
User avatar #1 - imabeagoodguy ONLINE (03/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's some Indiana Jones last second save **** right there
User avatar #92 - pokimone (03/28/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>be me 4 years ago, 16 years old at a friends house.
>be allergic to peanuts.
>Sociopath friend, we'll call him asshat, is eating pretzels.
>grab a pretzel and stuff it in my gaping maw of doom.
>peanutbutterpretzel.iso
>start yelling, freaking out, girlfriend grabs my epipen and stabs it into my leg yelling " GET TO THE ******* CAR "
>can't think clearly, feel throat starting to close a little, run to car with her
>stop halfway there and turn to her "I HAVE TO GO BACK, I FORGOT SOMETHING"
>run back about 75 meters to the house, bust in the door
>look asshat straight in the eye and say "Asshat, That pretzel was to die for."
>get punched in the face by girlfriend and rushed to the hospital with a smile on my face the whole time.
>nearly die for a pun. Worth it.



And thats the story of how I almost died for a pun.
#71 - ldottc (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Funnily enough i'm severely allergic to peanuts too, since i was 2
and i have done something like this a few times
why peanut based products b so tasty
#20 - goonzooz (03/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So... did he like it?
#90 - theshrew (03/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Okay story time!   
>Be last week (Friday I think)   
>Out with friends go to Smash Burger (its a burger joint in Minnesota)    
>While eating my food, my buddy offers me some of his milfshake   
>Take a large slip of said milkshake   
>It was amazing.exe   
>Ask what was the flavor of it   
>He says " Its a nutter butter milkshake"    
>Mfw I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter    
>Run to the restroom and throw up for a good 5-10 minutes   
>Thank based god that I'm a wrestler and can throw up easily   
>Friends come in like 10 times to make sure I'm not dead    
>After throwing up, I fell better and don't have to go to the hospital   
>Proceed to go to a grocery store to buy a cookie cake the size of Jupiter    
> Sneak that mother 						******					 into the Lego Movie   
>This was a good day.
Okay story time!
>Be last week (Friday I think)
>Out with friends go to Smash Burger (its a burger joint in Minnesota)
>While eating my food, my buddy offers me some of his milfshake
>Take a large slip of said milkshake
>It was amazing.exe
>Ask what was the flavor of it
>He says " Its a nutter butter milkshake"
>Mfw I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter
>Run to the restroom and throw up for a good 5-10 minutes
>Thank based god that I'm a wrestler and can throw up easily
>Friends come in like 10 times to make sure I'm not dead
>After throwing up, I fell better and don't have to go to the hospital
>Proceed to go to a grocery store to buy a cookie cake the size of Jupiter
> Sneak that mother ****** into the Lego Movie
>This was a good day.
#65 - Fukuyoshi (03/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
in the 8th grade, we did an on-hands study of the holocaust by dividing the class up into different social groups (jews, nazis, gays, invalids, etc) and the teacher had us all putting finger prints on a big poster for some demonstration. A friend of mine, who was a 'jew', decided to talk back to the teacher and got his ink pad taken away, but was still expected to do the finger prints. The kid stared at the teacher, bit his finger open, and started doing the finger prints in blood.
#162 - regmar (03/28/2014) [+] (12 replies)
**regmar rolls 666**
#91 - Indubidubly (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
HFW eating the forbidden fruit.   
   
<<<<<
HFW eating the forbidden fruit.

<<<<<
#79 - pheonix667 ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i am allergic to peanuts idgaf how good Reese is its not worth the pain of the allergic reaction...the hives the horrible hives
#82 to #80 - gmarrox (03/28/2014) [-]
*Reese's   
   
Seriously, how are you going to correct someone incorrectly?
*Reese's

Seriously, how are you going to correct someone incorrectly?
User avatar #132 - jalthelas (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**jalthelas rolled user thewulfman ** I want to know this kid
#133 to #132 - thewulfman ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #36 - dreadedsin (03/27/2014) [+] (12 replies)
There might be a way of him eating peanuts in the future, in the same way as a vaccine, scientist inject trace quantities of peanut residue inside of you, and because it is a very small amount, an allergic persons body gets used to it. The scientist do this for every two weeks and then they double the size of the peanut residue until a person is able to eat peanuts.
User avatar #116 - theavatar (03/28/2014) [-]
Once knew a guy in high school who forgot he was allergic to peanuts. it was week of the SATs or something. Well someone gives him a peanutbutter granola bar at break he eats it and right before the test he yells **** i forgot i can eat peanut butter and had to be rushed out it was funny but i cant fathom how one forgets there deathly allergic to something
#149 - dangler ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #77 - dragonock (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i dont know when that s'mores blizzard came out
>hear this blizzard is the ****
>know im definitely allergic to the graham glavoring **** in it
>go to store tell that magical ice cream bastard i want a medium
>eat it so fiercely even macho-man randy and rambo's lovechild savage would be in awe
>wait 2 hours for what i knew would be coming
>get hives all over have to go to ER
9/10 would eat it and go to ER again
#83 to #77 - Orc (03/28/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** THE TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR OHHHHH YEAHHHHH!
User avatar #147 - blooby (03/28/2014) [-]
Allergies mention on FJ, throat swells with anaphylactic pride.
#140 - oborawatabinost (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
To be fair, Reese's is delicious
To be fair, Reese's is delicious
User avatar #31 - hyeroshi (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm eating Reese's at this very moment. The kid has good taste.
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