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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #11 - zzitro
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So thats how curiosity killed the cat...the cat was allergic
User avatar #2 - ohhh
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If he wanted to know what it tastes like he could have just put it in his mouth then spit it out.
#12 to #2 - anon id: 06e9bf50
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i've seen some nut alergies be so bad, they have a reaction just from being near nuts, or being able to smell them.
User avatar #59 to #2 - mralice
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Doesnt work I still remember this on the news
www.cbsnews.com/news/13-year-old-dies-at-sacramento-camp-from-peanut-allergy-despite-receiving-medicine/

she spit it out, had her medicine, got to a hospital, and still died.
User avatar #62 to #59 - ohhh
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Man, that sucks. Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #69 to #62 - mralice
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Louis CK: Of Course But Maybe - Oh My God (HD)
To be fair,
0:35 -1:10 :|
User avatar #110 to #69 - articulate
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I didn't know he was actually funny. Cool.
#136 to #2 - snaresinger
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User avatar #33 to #2 - zombifier
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the smell alone sets off a reaction for those allergic to peanuts
User avatar #61 to #33 - broswagonist
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That hasn't yet been proven. If it does happen, it happens in a tiny number of people, but as far as I know there hasn't been a study testing this out yet. (the fear alone of this being possible lead to my little bro's school completely banning a whole bunch of different possible allergens. Felt sorry for the little guy having his meal options reduced to even less than what they already were.)
User avatar #14 to #2 - omninickk
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You clearly don't understand allergies very well. When people have an allergic reaction, they cannot differ between judging whether it was to do with the tongue contact or the ingestion of it. Therefore, that is just as risky but he doesn't get to eat it, so he might as well go ahead and eat it.
#3 to #2 - squilliams
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Depending on the severity of his allergy just having any of it in his mouth would cause him to have a reaction.
Depending on the severity of his allergy just having any of it in his mouth would cause him to have a reaction.
User avatar #41 to #3 - sefercil
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eeheehee.

elephant shrew.
#43 to #41 - dross
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#44 to #43 - sefercil
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ohohohohoho! those noses!
ohohohohoho! those noses!
#46 to #44 - dross
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#53 to #46 - squilliams
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You've made me very happy, thanks!
You've made me very happy, thanks!
#54 to #53 - dross
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I'm tired, I'm off to bed....
#55 to #54 - squilliams
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I screamed that made me so happy!
I screamed that made me so happy!
#57 to #46 - sefercil
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dawwww
dawwww
#58 to #57 - squilliams
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User avatar #118 to #58 - sefercil
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oh god i thought it was a snake shoe that poked a tongue out every time you stepped. i thought that was a foot.
User avatar #103 to #58 - damnfaithlessdogs
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Thats cute but I can't help but feel that it hurts the snake a little bit.
User avatar #1 - imabeagoodguy
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That's some Indiana Jones last second save **** right there
User avatar #158 to #1 - buttinspecter
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"What's that?"
"Hee hee. The antidote...hee hee...to the reese's cup you just ate. Ha ha ha ha!"
User avatar #92 - pokimone
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>be me 4 years ago, 16 years old at a friends house.
>be allergic to peanuts.
>Sociopath friend, we'll call him asshat, is eating pretzels.
>grab a pretzel and stuff it in my gaping maw of doom.
>peanutbutterpretzel.iso
>start yelling, freaking out, girlfriend grabs my epipen and stabs it into my leg yelling " GET TO THE ******* CAR "
>can't think clearly, feel throat starting to close a little, run to car with her
>stop halfway there and turn to her "I HAVE TO GO BACK, I FORGOT SOMETHING"
>run back about 75 meters to the house, bust in the door
>look asshat straight in the eye and say "Asshat, That pretzel was to die for."
>get punched in the face by girlfriend and rushed to the hospital with a smile on my face the whole time.
>nearly die for a pun. Worth it.



And thats the story of how I almost died for a pun.
#150 to #92 - narwhalsforhire
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User avatar #114 to #92 - theavatar
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you will be a great father
User avatar #138 to #114 - pokimone
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I plan on raising my child away from any modern technology, and paying people to act as local townsmen, as if we were in a fuedal age. And then one day, I'll tell him that he who pulls a sword from a stone shall be transported into a glorious age of technology, he'll pull it out... and I'll thrust him into the modern world.
User avatar #141 to #138 - theavatar
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just proving that youll be even better
#109 to #92 - afroadam
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wish i had friends who would do stupid **** like that. im just boring   
   
if story is true-haha my ***** you are one crazy **********   
if its fake- still funny
wish i had friends who would do stupid **** like that. im just boring

if story is true-haha my ***** you are one crazy **********
if its fake- still funny
User avatar #139 to #109 - pokimone
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If you live near MD I'll totes be your friend. I have a nasty habit of getting myself hurt though, so you might have to put up with that.
User avatar #143 to #139 - afroadam
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sorry im up in Mass.

i get myself hurt a lot too when im messing around. my hands are even the same anymore ive ****** them up over the years. burn scars, regular scars, some of the bones arent where they use to be. but ive mellowed out

this one time me and my friend like a year ago were messing with tomahawks and we swung and locked ours together when we pulled apart his blade sliced across my hand. small scar from that
#127 to #92 - biggrand
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> .iso

This ******
User avatar #137 to #127 - pokimone
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*******************.gmc
#131 to #92 - daix
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You magnificent bastard
You magnificent bastard
#93 to #92 - discodragon
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If thats true, you are the most stupid but glorious ************ I've ever had the pleasure of meeting on the net.
#71 - ldottc
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Funnily enough i'm severely allergic to peanuts too, since i was 2
and i have done something like this a few times
why peanut based products b so tasty
#120 to #71 - anon id: 60f8a245
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Source of pic.?
User avatar #72 to #71 - vortexrain
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Because the Nine hate you.
#20 - goonzooz
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So... did he like it?
User avatar #155 to #20 - techjoker
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Who the **** doesn't like them?
#156 to #155 - goonzooz
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for me its a type of mood im in sort of thing. but no you are right there have has never been a time where after i ate one and though i regret eating this because my taste buds did not tell me that i enjoyed it. but some days are better then others.
#4 - biebergotswag
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User avatar #113 to #4 - emperorskittles
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Have you tried Reeses?
#5 to #4 - anon id: 8901f796
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All seven year olds do stupid ****. At that age consequences mean very little compared to a short term reward. Get over yourself.
User avatar #16 to #5 - angelwithashotgun
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don't feed the troll
User avatar #56 to #5 - chimpaflimp
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He's a troll, you ******* **********.
User avatar #30 to #5 - lukagamer
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Feed the troll, please.
#24 to #5 - anon id: 94a87fbe
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Right, but, seriously, some people with bad peanut allergies have died after a bite of something, even with an epipen and adult supervision right there. It's just not something to **** around with...
#6 to #5 - biebergotswag
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death seems pretty permanent to me...
death seems pretty permanent to me...
#22 to #6 - ronrod
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#102 to #6 - padorak
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Everyone look at him!   
He's trying.
Everyone look at him!
He's trying.
#144 to #102 - nickypickle
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it doesn't look like it.
it doesn't look like it.
#148 to #102 - whargarbler
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He's succeeding, obviously. You idiots keep responding to him.
He's succeeding, obviously. You idiots keep responding to him.
#10 to #6 - anon id: 370cfec8
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He said the reward (People think he's cool for a while) was short term...not death
User avatar #7 to #6 - milomcrobbie
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YOU ******* TELL HIM
User avatar #25 to #4 - omnomonramen
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I think you're a pretty cool guy. I like your content and comments.
User avatar #34 to #4 - spateeter
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keep him at 0
#21 to #4 - ronrod
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No one is falling for your non sense troll
User avatar #26 to #21 - scoutyderpy
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SHUT UP FISHER
User avatar #17 to #4 - theincrediblegoose
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Do we just add "ization" to everything now to make it seem offensive?
User avatar #86 to #4 - phaegitt
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still trying way too hard I see... meh ill give you a red thumb you so desire.
User avatar #96 to #4 - logicstrike
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seriously give this man his ******* downthumbs, he's earned them
#121 to #4 - spceinvdr
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User avatar #142 to #4 - givememoarpony
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the pic you posted makes him look like he's getting ready to suck dick
#19 to #4 - wertgf
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#35 to #4 - professorbob
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#15 to #4 - waitiknowthisone
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In case some of you were unaware, you can automatically hide all of this jagaloon's posts with the hide all button
In case some of you were unaware, you can automatically hide all of this jagaloon's posts with the hide all button
#95 to #4 - mysticninja
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0
#94 to #4 - iluvnutella
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Hello Bieber, we meet again.
#64 to #4 - loonquawl
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#18 to #4 - goonzooz
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says the person who is posting with bieber reaction posts.
#42 to #4 - toncheky
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This time I took away from me to type this is exactly what you wanted; but I just have to say..
You're a really sad person. Don't you have friends, family or anything else better to do than this? You're wasting your life man. I'm 100% serious. Every minute that passes is gone forever, and instead of doing something more fulfilling, fun, exciting, you do this?
Unless, this is what fulfills you, it's fun and exciting for you... then it's even worse. I pity you...
User avatar #13 to #4 - hazenberdan
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So does your avatar. So by that logic, **** you too.
#37 to #4 - imapancake
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Justin Bieber is a pussy
#32 to #4 - paronix
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Does it even dawn on you, that trolling or not, you spend all day posting pictures of Justin Bieber and generally being a prat?

That's like randomly sucking a dudes dick in public just to surprise people. Yeah you surprised people, but your mouth is still full of cock.
User avatar #63 to #32 - jamiemsm
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best comment ever : D
User avatar #98 to #32 - StickyTissueLoLz
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I bet he felt more pride in his trolling abilities after seeing your comment. And he is no longer hungry, for he has been fed.
#99 to #98 - paronix
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k
#90 - theshrew
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Okay story time!   
>Be last week (Friday I think)   
>Out with friends go to Smash Burger (its a burger joint in Minnesota)    
>While eating my food, my buddy offers me some of his milfshake   
>Take a large slip of said milkshake   
>It was amazing.exe   
>Ask what was the flavor of it   
>He says " Its a nutter butter milkshake"    
>Mfw I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter    
>Run to the restroom and throw up for a good 5-10 minutes   
>Thank based god that I'm a wrestler and can throw up easily   
>Friends come in like 10 times to make sure I'm not dead    
>After throwing up, I fell better and don't have to go to the hospital   
>Proceed to go to a grocery store to buy a cookie cake the size of Jupiter    
> Sneak that mother ****** into the Lego Movie   
>This was a good day.
Okay story time!
>Be last week (Friday I think)
>Out with friends go to Smash Burger (its a burger joint in Minnesota)
>While eating my food, my buddy offers me some of his milfshake
>Take a large slip of said milkshake
>It was amazing.exe
>Ask what was the flavor of it
>He says " Its a nutter butter milkshake"
>Mfw I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter
>Run to the restroom and throw up for a good 5-10 minutes
>Thank based god that I'm a wrestler and can throw up easily
>Friends come in like 10 times to make sure I'm not dead
>After throwing up, I fell better and don't have to go to the hospital
>Proceed to go to a grocery store to buy a cookie cake the size of Jupiter
> Sneak that mother ****** into the Lego Movie
>This was a good day.
#130 to #90 - selderz
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We got a wrestler here guys
We got a wrestler here guys
User avatar #135 to #90 - watshisface
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cool story bro in all actuality tho

can you please explain to a fellow why wrestlers throw up easy?
User avatar #152 to #135 - theshrew
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To cut weight on short notice mostly because most of us are lazy ***** that eat 20 pounds of food the day before weigh ins
User avatar #182 to #90 - timmity
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Greentext? Automatic thumb.
User avatar #183 to #182 - timmity
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DOWN
#104 to #90 - midnightcat
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but the milfshake tho
#100 to #90 - aaronsalsa
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You snuck a cookie cake the size of jupiter into a move theater...
You snuck a cookie cake the size of jupiter into a move theater...

#105 to #90 - slenderwolf
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>milfshake   
mfw
>milfshake
mfw
#65 - Fukuyoshi
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in the 8th grade, we did an on-hands study of the holocaust by dividing the class up into different social groups (jews, nazis, gays, invalids, etc) and the teacher had us all putting finger prints on a big poster for some demonstration. A friend of mine, who was a 'jew', decided to talk back to the teacher and got his ink pad taken away, but was still expected to do the finger prints. The kid stared at the teacher, bit his finger open, and started doing the finger prints in blood.
#107 to #65 - anon id: ad58e552
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User avatar #112 to #65 - extooso
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thats ******* nice, if you are good at writing you should make oc out of this story
#160 to #112 - Fukuyoshi
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nah, mate. i'm more of a lurker than I am a poster. if you want to take the story and make some oc out of it, though, by all means. go nuts
#68 to #65 - capncrunchcapn
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Comment Picture
#162 - regmar
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**regmar rolls 666**
#165 to #162 - ryanroyazzopardi
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**ryanroyazzopardi rolled image**
#167 to #162 - captainfluffs
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The power of christ compels you!
#163 to #162 - regmar
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im the devil
User avatar #168 to #163 - thewisedane
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Well, the actual Number of the Beast is 616... The number was changed because some monk believed it looked weird.
User avatar #170 to #168 - frizzyo
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Proof
User avatar #172 to #170 - thewisedane
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For the same verse, other manuscripts, such as Papyrus 115 and Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus (C; Paris, one of the four great uncial codices), reads the number of the beast as 616. P115 (P. Oxy. 4499), located at Oxford University's Ashmolean Museum, dates to around 300 AD. The manuscript is one of the oldest fragments of Revelation[10][11] containing Chapters 2–15. It agrees with both Codex Alexandrinus and Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, two of the best-known witnesses to Revelation.[12] However, only Codex Ephraemi agrees with the number 616, which is argued to be the original reading of the Greek text,[13][14][15] written out as: ἑξακόσιοι δέκα ἕξ, hexakosioi deka hex (lit. "six hundred and sixteen").[16]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_beast
User avatar #173 to #172 - frizzyo
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Good man
User avatar #174 to #173 - thewisedane
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Still trips though.
#177 to #172 - regmar
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Been wanting to use this gif for a while.
Been wanting to use this gif for a while.
User avatar #179 to #177 - thewisedane
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I am happy to oblige.
#164 to #162 - vissova
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