Jokes aside, hope you weren't coming here looking for approval, ma'am. I doubt you need any from us internet lurking no-lifes, you must get a lot outside this grim world.

Top of the morning , ma'am! Care to join me for a casual stroll through Rape Alley?

sure ;)

My name is Sarah, 19 years old - from germany.
Nice to meet you :)

Michael I., at your service, you may call me Mike. If you would join me for dinner, I would be pleased to prepare the sound-proof dungeon!

Might I join a fellow long haired Hat-wearer on this gentlemen's excursion?

Indeed you may, my good man! Ms. Sarah is already awaiting us in the dungeon!

Oh but "dungeon" is such a fould word, wouldn't you say? I prefer the term "cellar for alternate cargo".

Madame, I require urgent assistance. Being unfamiliar with the smell I can only ask you, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?