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#7871 - samxdaxman
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(05/18/2012) [-]
ohai. its me..... again. im just gonna list some things im on
xbox: djsamonella1
and thats it other than this...... good god im awkward.
#7949 to #7871 - nippuhl
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(05/19/2012) [-]
HEY SAM, I LOVE YOU.
#7950 to #7949 - samxdaxman
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(05/19/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU TOO.
#7951 to #7950 - nippuhl
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(05/19/2012) [-]
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Dat fuckin' shirt.


Go on xbox with me and Pat ;_;
#7953 to #7951 - samxdaxman
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(05/19/2012) [-]
Can't. I'm at a freshman dance. Trust me I'd rather be on xbox than have shitty music blasted in my ear.
#7954 to #7953 - nippuhl
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(05/19/2012) [-]
Then get off FJ and get some bitches Sammy boy.
#7955 to #7954 - samxdaxman
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(05/19/2012) [-]
I got bitches man. I'm gettin head right now. Totally. Like seriously.
#7956 to #7955 - nippuhl
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(05/19/2012) [-]
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#7880 to #7871 - anonmos
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(05/18/2012) [-]
need an edit?

why not zoidberg?
#7943 to #7880 - samxdaxman
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(05/19/2012) [-]
You have turned me into my idol. Thank you so much.
#8008 to #7943 - anonmos
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(05/19/2012) [-]
no problemo
#7872 to #7871 - Faz
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(05/18/2012) [-]
djsamonella1? was djsamonella taken?
#7873 to #7872 - samxdaxman
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(05/18/2012) [-]
nah i just used that for my email so i could remember it easier.