I HOPE I DIDNT MISS ANYTHING!

http: //i. imgur.com/Rm4AR.jpg

everything about that photo screams "I AM THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET. NOW BRING ME YOUR BITCHES."

Lol I found the hat at walmart and told my mom to take a picture, I said if I can pull it off I'm buying it and I felt I could so I bought it. I wear it to push my hair down cause it gets fluffy after showers

my hair does the same. and whenever i lie down to sleep whichever side my head is on, that side gets fucked up.

I like my hair to stick out all crazy but if I make it messy I wake up with it flat. Let's trade.

deal. heres the plan. you go hang around toxic waste and get cancer, ill donate my hair to you and since yours will fall out, ill take yours. nothing can go wrong!

You sir...are a genius.

i pride myself on that fact.

Picture from my Christmas show.

Thats a uh.... nice pair of.... uh.......eyes........yeah........ Hahaha how was your Christmas thing?

Pretty good.
Had a turn out of about 60 people.

:P

Not bad, not bad. I've only been in one play type thing and we had about 20. But considering that was 2nd grade, I think that was pretty good. Hahaha what was the play?

Fairly new picture of me ripped off of my facebook. I hold in my hand my animatronic baby for my child development class. Had to take care of him for a weekend. His name was Constantine.

STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. Haha that's cool.

who says I didnt?

DO IT AGAIN. REPEATEDLY. 17 AND A HALF TIMES.

I already had to give it back. I got a 99% actually
Pic related, me and my son Constantine.

next time youre near the class, run in naked, take back constantine and run out screaming DONT WORRY CONSTANTINE, WE ARE REUNITED AGAIN!

I can't. I no has key :(

go mission impossible on that shit. JUST GET BACK CONSTANTINE DAMMIT.

I may (hopefully) get him back before the end of the semster

good. i know it must be heart wrenching for you.

It has. its been months. so whats up for you sammy

nothing much..... latino-y........ hahaha what about you?

names Sebastian haha and not a whole lot. Selling some CCC's, makin some money haha

nice. everyones getting jobs and making money and im just sitting here masturbating on funnyjunk.

lmfao I wouldn't consider drug dealing a profession but hey alright. but yea im just doing this for now until I can get a job in February.

hey, some people turned it into a career. i mean, youre latino, shouldnt you be the head of a crime family yet? bout time you start.

hahahaha very true my friend, very true. I could be but gaining power gains enemys and attention. As much as I love getting attention, I don't need that kind of attention haha

boothisman.jpg. if youre the head of a crime family you hire assassins to get rid of your enemies, duh!

I hear they're expensive as fuck lol but im quite content with staying where I am. I have no boss ( I am my own dealer) and Its temporary

eh true. hahaha well good luck in whatever you do, be it cocaine slinging crime boss to mcdonalds worker.

I'm on the very right.

Dis ma face

YOU GUYS LIKE MY HAIR ? :O

I AM VERY MUCH ATTRACTED TO YOUR HAIR

<3 C:

I got the same fucking Sunglasses.Broke them some weeks ago while being busy with breaking my Bike and nearly my leg.

Way to few of it:( I wish I hadn´t had my Hair cut

nice. theyre cheap but i liked em. mine broke as well :/

Yup, they were the only Shades that didn´t make me look like an Idiot.

same here. im probably gonna get some similar ones.

*Insert funny text here*

All people ever look at is my hair, I mean, come on, do I work on these man boobs for nothing!?

Oh really? where do you live? If you mind me asking

Oh, well I've probably never seen you before haha, I live over in america

Well who knows, maybe I've seen you online somewhere. How's Ireland?

It's alright, the politics is dumb, and it hasn't even snowed for christmas yet where I am.
Do you ever go swimming there?

Haha, nice, I was going to go swimming here in november as it was getting into the 40s, but nobody felt like going with me, or was grounded when I was able, so I'm just gonna wait till the end of february

Alrighty, sleep well.

*insert joke about your hair here*

in all honesty it looks sick bro.

Sick in a good way? :D

NO ET LUKS GHEY.

yeah it looks good.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You don't know how often I get called ghey.

hahaha thats what you get for having justin beiber-esque hair.

Lol, but I look more faggoty without it

very true.

Anyway, hows it going man?

its been good. im pretty happy right now.

Awesome!

yep :) how about you?

I've been great, I think i've already told you, but I've been skyping with the girls I met over omegle that live just north of me.

yeah you did. thats pretty cool :D

Yeah man, I'm playing truth or dare with them right now haha

oooooooooooooooooooooh git it in nigga! hahaha

Awww yeah mah niqqa haha

hahaha. well im going to bed, im tired as fuuuuuck. night bro, good luck with the cheerleader girls.

Alrighty, night man, and thanks!

thank you. they broke a while ago though :( got em from the first concert i went to.

tech n9ne(rap artist in case you dont know) concert in Mass. theyre glasses from a band called ¡MAYDAY!. pretty kickass band IMO :P

TECH NIZZZZZZLLLEEE AWHOO AWHOO

Fuck yeah! Ever heard anyone else on the label? He's signed some real talent.

My brother showed me Tech N9ne like 6 years ago, he shows me new artists all the time. He just showed me some guy I can't remember his name though, it starts with an R and he's white. In his videos he talks about aliens and one line is "SALUTE THE GENERAL TECH N9NE!".

Always been a fan but he's not like my favorite artist.

Yeah tech has some real talent on his label. I recommend ¡MAYDAY!, prozak, and some Stevie stone.

How could you not mention Krizz Kaliko? D:

That motherfucker down there is why.

Lol

Yep. Also I think the guy your bro just showed you is rittz. He's cool too.

Yeah that's his name.

shhhh

That's why. Fucking kriz z.

alright cool :D so how are you on this fine evening/day/ whatever it is where you live?

bout 9 pm here in the good ol' US of A. kinda cold but its good. i assume its colder up there than here. but we're all pussies so :P

haha if youve got 5 blankets and are still cold then somethings seriously wrong. also, judging by the picture, you aint got no sleeves! put some damn layers on! :P hahaha

true. we havent had a good snow here in like 2 years :( it blows ass.

lucky :/ well im tired as fuck. i believe you are cool enough to friend :3 good night and have fun with your freezing weather!