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#58029 - pillowhumper ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
My dream last night:   
It all starts with me sitting with a man named Toby Turner in a shopping senter and ordering food, I order a salad while Toby's ordering meat soup. A waitress comes over to our table. We are suddenly in my home with the waitress and Toby. The waitress has a large casserole that she put lots and lots of animal intestines. In most entrails are removed, one can clearly see a fetus attached to the abdominal wall in each of the animals. I go to find Toby, I see that the waiter takes up something that looks lika a heart, and she squeezes it into pieces and blood spurts everywhere. When I come back in the restaurant, Toby already got his "meat soup", but he didn't eat anything, instead he just takes up his plate and go down to the basement. I follow. We are suddenly in a friends house, and Toby has gone from me, I see the waiter from earlier come walking past me with a plate and I think that perhaps it was Toby's plate. I go and investigate. It's a man peeing in a corner. I get to the room I think Toby is in, but no one is there.   
   
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My dream last night:
It all starts with me sitting with a man named Toby Turner in a shopping senter and ordering food, I order a salad while Toby's ordering meat soup. A waitress comes over to our table. We are suddenly in my home with the waitress and Toby. The waitress has a large casserole that she put lots and lots of animal intestines. In most entrails are removed, one can clearly see a fetus attached to the abdominal wall in each of the animals. I go to find Toby, I see that the waiter takes up something that looks lika a heart, and she squeezes it into pieces and blood spurts everywhere. When I come back in the restaurant, Toby already got his "meat soup", but he didn't eat anything, instead he just takes up his plate and go down to the basement. I follow. We are suddenly in a friends house, and Toby has gone from me, I see the waiter from earlier come walking past me with a plate and I think that perhaps it was Toby's plate. I go and investigate. It's a man peeing in a corner. I get to the room I think Toby is in, but no one is there.

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#58118 to #58029 - marinepenguin (12/10/2012) [-]
Toby Turner... as in.. TOBUSCUS??
Toby Turner... as in.. TOBUSCUS??
#58128 to #58127 - marinepenguin (12/10/2012) [-]
But Pewdiepie is cool too.... I think both are hilarious.
User avatar #58129 to #58128 - captinweed (12/10/2012) [-]
well...he is alright i guess...but he is better than toby
#58130 to #58129 - marinepenguin (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't compare the two. Toby is funnier when he just jabbering, but Pewdy is hilarious when he actually plays games. I consider them even, to each his own though. I could give a shit less about who's better, they both make me laugh.
I don't compare the two. Toby is funnier when he just jabbering, but Pewdy is hilarious when he actually plays games. I consider them even, to each his own though. I could give a shit less about who's better, they both make me laugh.
User avatar #58030 to #58029 - pillowhumper ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Several scenes, cuts one after another where I stand in a small room completely frozen and can not move, I'm frozen to death. Cut to where I see a girl in a nightgown. We are now in a morgue, and the light is blinking, the girl who looks down at a corpse lying on a table becomes more and more bloody before eventually she looks up at me with half a face. It looks like she has been run over the top part of the head. I hear her voice that says, "every time the light flashes, it's like someone taking my picture. I do not like pictures. I'm getting more and more angry". But I can't do anything with the lights flashing. The blood from her face covering large parts of the body now. I'm not dead. I run, I run everything I can, I'm in the mall again. The girl still watching me, don't know from where, but she's watching me. I'm in the woods, by a broken bridge. there's a car that is trying to get over but it can't. Four girls on the bridge. A black creature that has tentacles lifts her up and rips off her head, with her spine, there are more of the creatures, many more. A last look at the girl with the broken face and I woke up.
User avatar #58078 to #58030 - ljxjlos (12/10/2012) [-]
...hawt
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