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#56476 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
Hey social, mind giving me a bawww thread? My best friend just hooked up with a girl I've been crushing on for a few months because I was too much of a goddamn pussy to ask her myself.
User avatar #56490 to #56476 - smashingprodigy (12/01/2012) [-]
What the hell? Did he know you liked her?
#56500 to #56490 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
I gtg to bed, cry myself to sleep now. I'll respond to you in the morning
#56491 to #56490 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. Big time. I told him straight forward that I did a couple of times.
User avatar #56492 to #56491 - smashingprodigy (12/01/2012) [-]
Did he do this to be a bitch or did he actually like her?

Also, stop hanging out with assholes.
#56493 to #56492 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
I think half and half. He thought she was okay but she had big tits and he was a sex pervert. He also fucking hates me, but the feeling has long been more than mutual. It's hard to stop hanging out with assholes when you yourself am an asshole. I'm a huge asshole.
User avatar #56497 to #56493 - smashingprodigy (12/01/2012) [-]
You hate your best friend? And you can identify with him?

This sounds like a friendship made in heaven.
#56499 to #56497 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
I can't identify with him, he's goddamn retarded. He has an obvious double digit IQ. I'm an asshole in the sense of vulgar humor and language, he's just a goddamn prick.
User avatar #56502 to #56499 - smashingprodigy (12/01/2012) [-]
Pardon me for assuming. That doesn't make you an asshole though.

User avatar #56494 to #56493 - allion (12/01/2012) [-]
how so?
#56495 to #56494 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
I like black, 9/11, holocaust jokes, the sort. making fun of other people's religions constantly. basic internet stuff
User avatar #56496 to #56495 - allion (12/01/2012) [-]
yeah but like, irl? does the girl think you're an asshole?
#56498 to #56496 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
in that vulgar humor sense, yes.
#56485 to #56476 - allion (12/01/2012) [-]
KILL EVERYTHING THEY LOVE
KILL EVERYTHING THEY LOVE
#56486 to #56485 - listenherebitch (12/01/2012) [-]
I only wish I could fuckin slit their throats right now.   
mfw
I only wish I could fuckin slit their throats right now.
mfw
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