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#53621 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
self shot thread? for those of us not cool enough to have something to do saturday evening.

fucking felix fucking bailing on me for fucking longboard night with the bros what a fucking fuck

but uh yeah. im kind of ramona flowers. lemme see ya shining faces!
#53937 to #53621 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
My secret is: that this isn't even a self-shot.
#53943 to #53937 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
my secret: im really diggin whatevers on your wrist and your hair. is that natural? ive never seen platinum so light****
my secret: im really diggin whatevers on your wrist and your hair. is that natural? ive never seen platinum so light****
User avatar #53946 to #53943 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
Just a leather strap and a watch, I'm rarely found without it. My hair used to be that colour naturally once upon a time, but alas time has been a cruel mistress and has darkened my hair. On the plus side, I have enough money to one side to bleach it and keep it platinum/white.
User avatar #53948 to #53946 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
the only time id bleach my hair is when i eventually want it silver. gon' be needing to cosplay sophie from howls moving castle sometime in the near future. if you bleach your hair then add a light purple dye, it comes out silver because the purple balances out the yellow. im rarely found without my rope bracelet or this wierd loopy thing some smelly old guy who knits gave me and i put on my wrist. and one earing.

but yeah your hair is cool as balls
User avatar #53951 to #53948 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
I've used a range of the purple shampoos everything from 'golden' (that was a load of shit) to silver to platinum to grey. I liked it most when it went a silvery/grey or white. My current shampoo only puts it to be platinum in colour. I'm gonna be dying it turquoise/blue in a few weeks now that my hair is shorter.
User avatar #53954 to #53951 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
thats sooo cool :I i like when people do funny things to their hair. the time when i had neon orange hair was pretty funny. turquoise was actually the next color i planned on doing once the red faded out x3
User avatar #53960 to #53954 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
Paha, yeah hair dying is fun. I've had green, dark blue, purple, white and black and light blue. The blue was for a Grimmjow cosplay. The white has been used for N and Death The Kid,
User avatar #53966 to #53960 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
sadly my mother wont let me ever dye my hair :c and as i had to like, ask over and over, over the course of months just to get red, i have not had many colors x3 i dont feel like doing tips or stripes or stuff, too much effort. rather just do my whole head. so ive had red, ginger, neon orange, and this current wine red. but i wanna do silver and turquoise. the neon orange was for a davesprite cosplay
User avatar #53970 to #53966 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
The thing that I will say, maintaining silver/white/grey hair isn't a cheap thing to do. XD
User avatar #53975 to #53970 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
i can imagine
User avatar #53988 to #53975 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
How long have you been cosplaying for?
#54003 to #53988 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
not long really x3 its just so much money. and my first cos was really in depth and work. ive only done one cosplay haha, seeing as im 15. it involved 8 foot wings with 400 feathers that could flap. you can find it below somewhere. heres a close up of one wing. i sewed and dyed the clothing too.
User avatar #54008 to #54003 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
Now that's impressive. I've been doing it for about 3 years now. I've done cosplays of: Alucard, Anti Form Sora, Wisdom Form Sora (that was for a charity walk) Xemnas, Aidou from vampire knight, Death the Kid, N, Grimmjow and most recently The Master from Doctor Who when he goes crazy.
User avatar #54089 to #54008 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
aw cool! i cant wait to have a bunch of cosplays under my belt c: ive only done the 4th doctor and davesprite, but that davesprite cosplay took more effort than like, 4 of your average cos's. that single outfit represented me as a woodworker, a seamstress, a sculpter, a painter, a hairdresser, a makeup artist and friggin plumber. stupid acordian piping... but i actually just bought faux white fur for the wold skin of san from princess mononoke. along with some generic brown fabric for the skirt and shoes
User avatar #54101 to #54089 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
I've been hoping to do an epic cosplay actually. I cant seem to find a cosplay style which suits me very well though. Slim fit suits seem to work well, but there aren't many characters I like which actually wear them.
User avatar #54102 to #54101 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
i like really complex costumes that are more like sculptures than cosplays x3 the only cosplay i plan on doing thats rather plain would be sophie from howls moving castle and tomoyo from clannad. id do them consecutively as they both have silver hair
User avatar #54105 to #54102 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
Sounds like a good plan. In all fairness, I've started pushing myself to do more things at the moment. I'm in the middle of designing a life sized assassins Creed mural on my wall and making a Daft Punk helmet. So I'm at least trying to branch out more. I've seen some amazing cosplays in my time though, something I really wanna aspire to. :D
User avatar #54107 to #54105 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah more stuff hehe. i draw, sculpt and sew, im in the chior and on varsity ski team and work with the local food pantry doing stuff. stuff. stuff all the time hehe
User avatar #54142 to #54107 - mechgeek (11/19/2012) [-]
(We maxed out the purple line count so I'm replying to this one instead of your most recent comment) I'm currently using it as income, I do commissions for people every now and again, and hope to become a mangaka with my skills. Luckily I have back-up careers such as graphic design, advertising and so on. :3
User avatar #54109 to #54107 - mechgeek (11/18/2012) [-]
See, I can do a range of stuff, and I will get REALLY inspired to do something. But then I'll procrastinate or get side-tracked and not do anything about it. So many personal projects have been put on the back burner as a result. I've tried more or less everything from simple drawing and photography to silver smithing and stain glass window. I'm an art student, so it's kind of expected of me. XD
User avatar #54139 to #54109 - flingwing (11/19/2012) [-]
aw yeah thats pretty cool. art is awesome and im a pretty skilled arty person but have no intention of using it for a main source of income
#53846 to #53621 - pleasureabledino (11/18/2012) [-]
G'day from Australia!
#53927 to #53846 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
let me see your tattoo
#54246 to #53927 - pleasureabledino (11/20/2012) [-]
This was taken just after it was done, and looks a lot better now that I've had it touched up and everything. But I also have a tribal scorpion on my left forearm because I'm a scorpio and some lyrics on my right calf from A Day To Remember.
#53810 to #53621 - cantfindausername ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Alrighty. Why not?
#53713 to #53621 - nyanpoptart (11/18/2012) [-]
I fucking love your loops.
(Sorry about the red lipstick, I love red lipstick...)
User avatar #53748 to #53713 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
right? whenever i get dressed all fanshy i gotta have the whole black and white 20's thing going on then with red lips. because there my hair is style but if i leave it alone it naturally quaffs.

but yeah thanks about the loops thing man c:
User avatar #53751 to #53748 - nyanpoptart (11/18/2012) [-]
Welcome, bro. I know that feeling with natural hair. Hair products were not spared in the making of public-acceptable hair. My hair is naturally frizzy curly, but when I just leave it to air-dry, mad shit happens; science takes it's toll. That is why I would sex whoever made Moroccan and coconut oils.
User avatar #53926 to #53751 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
i like curly hair, its so underrated. and yeeehhh i dont even use conditioner or bar soap. i kinda just shampoo my whole body, rinse, brash mah hur when i get our and go to bed with wet hair. i wake up in 1928. unless i straighten my hair loopies
User avatar #54108 to #53926 - nyanpoptart (11/18/2012) [-]
I once didn't use conditioner. Once. Probably the biggest mistake I've ever made, hygenically. (I highly doubt that that is a word.) But my hair is really long, so I have to do at least something with it. Unless it's the weekend. Then everyone can just look away in disgust if they happen to wander in my house.
#53699 to #53621 - samxdaxman (11/18/2012) [-]
not a self shot but i cant get my cam working right now. plus i have all this swag i dont know what to do with.
#53700 to #53699 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
are you done being a pussy enough to talk on the phone?
User avatar #53701 to #53700 - samxdaxman (11/18/2012) [-]
hahaha i just texted you but yes i can talk now. hold on, lemme get into my room so i dont piss off my dad.
#53702 to #53701 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
im going to do so many things to your anus
#53658 to #53621 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Most recent one,most others that I have are from Festivals and I look like Shit.

...you got funny hair.I wish more Girls would try something interesting instead of Barbie-Bitch-Hair...
#53671 to #53658 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
oohhh costume time? costume time!

and aw yeh man :P i actually have really volumous wavy blonde hair, like, 50's bombshell hair. but i wanted to look all animu and kinda grungepunk. something thatd suit my personality more. so i dyed it red and cut a foot off but left those loopy things. something i dye the tips, sometimes i put beads on em. feckin sweet are what my loopies are.

but yeah youre an amazing wizard. dis be me as davesprite at comicon
#53683 to #53671 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Davesprite?Sorry,whats that?:D


It´s not actually a You need to login to view this link least we didn´t want to go in Costumes,but I drank a bit, my Crustpants ripped totally open and someone gave me a Wizards Hat.So I spent the rest of the Evening as Gandalf the Grey.And that´s how I will have to go to the Premier of The Hobbit.D

Ah,okay,then my Girlfriend has the Hair,you had.Well.If she still has it...-.-Havent seen her for 2 month,yet heard a word...-.-

I think if I were a Girl and had those Loopies,I could do nothing but play with them for the first 2-3 Weeks.
Thats the only normal Picture Ive got.D
#53691 to #53683 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
welll yee i knew it wasnt a costume just kind of drunken shenanigans but whatever. hehe i have gone through so many hair phases. it went from blonde and mid back, to above my ears. to shoulder length. to red. back up to my ear and red. then mid back and red. then shoulder length and ginger. then lower than mid back and blonde. then neon orange. (i fuck you not) then this current wine red/silly haircut duo. and are you kidding? all i ever do i fool around with these things! i sit and class and twirl my loopies and draw the peni of various species and thats about it.

have you even seen a turtle penis

have you?

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FLOWER MADE OF SAUSAGE
User avatar #53696 to #53691 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
The only Phases my hair went through it from long to short.Wish I could figure out how to make it look good,but I just can´t seem to manage.

I haven´t up to now.Now I have.I wish I wouldn´t have googled Turtledick


I used to draw either Caricatures,Band-Logos or write Stuff.And the last two Years of Math me and a Friend spent drawing all Pokemon up to Saphir/Rubin.Had I known how a Turtledick looks back then,my Picture of Wartortle (Is that how it´s called in English?) would have been more accurate...
#53697 to #53696 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah dunno why but all my best work is done in spanish or math class. i feel you brother. and come here and bring jars of red, yellow and blue manic panic, aswell as a straight razor and i shall make you look like a god. i get my hair done at a salon, but i edit it with my leatherman and normally do the dye myself
#53703 to #53697 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
I tried Manga too,some Designs for the Characters in my Stories,but it never really looked the Way I wanted it to look:/
And I promise you,no one could make me "look like a god"many a girl tried and failed.D

Wait.so you do your Hair with a Leatherman?Like the Multi-tool?That´s Rock´n´Roll,that´s really fucking rock´n´roll:D
#53710 to #53703 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
well it looks pretty good! still very american though. i ve tried animu but it always comes out as plain surrealism. well, i have nift hands im pretty certain i could do something sweet. make it short in the back then long in the front, make the fringe taper to the side and dye the tips of the fringe red, and the back of your head also red.

and huehue yes'ndoodly. its my favorite multitool c: if i had a straight razor id use that but its just the same because i keep the blades on it sharp enough to shave with. its the BEST thing for hiking trips, along with a straight up survival knife
User avatar #53913 to #53710 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Thanks.DWell,you are pretty goof at drawing hair.I totally loose there.And I can´t draw Hands for Shit.
Okay,I can´t imagine what you mean.I understand long in the front and short in the bacl,but what dies fringe mean?and what does taper mean?:D

Jup,I love my Leatherman too,it´s fantastic in every Situation.But my favorite Survival-Tool is the IPhone88.We built in on a Festival,it had a Portable,a Spoon,A can Opener,a 2 Meter drinking Tube,a metering Rule,a Pencil and the Keys to our Cars.Was pretty handy.No,actually,I prefer my normal Knive over the Leatherman.But I don´t really need it for hiking trips,cause all my friends are to lazy to do some trips,sadly...
User avatar #53931 to #53913 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
yeeh i could tell hehe but i dunno i just look at the grain of the strands and go with it.

fringe being bangs, "oh golly my fringe is always hanging in my face" and taper means to thin to more you go along. "most whale penises taper to a point"

aw dudely thats so cool! i dont make random stuff like that but im very handy with robot design, i took robots last year and shall be on my school sumo bot battle team :P

yeah i went to a camp for it. 4 day hiking trip, 4 day canoe trip. twas awesome
User avatar #53935 to #53931 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
You got a certain Affection with Animal-Penises,don´t you?:Doh,goat does that sound weird

If you aren´t only joking and your school actually got an Sumo-Bot-Battle,I wanna go there:D

I went to a canoe-trip once,with the Team of our christian Youth-Meeting before I got kicked out,but it was only 1 day and I fell out of my Canoe after half an hour and swam the rest.D
User avatar #53940 to #53935 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
its not like i have a fettish or anything. theyre just.. so fucking funny. dolphins have pensile penises. if you grab it, it will grab back. but yeah robots :p in my battle, i go 4th in the class. not very impressive until you realize that i had the lightest construction out of everyone. i did the 4th most with least.
User avatar #53947 to #53940 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
I heard about Dolphin-Rape once,they said something about Dicks that can grab you.Luckily I never go swimming.

Thats pretty fucking cool.I built my own Beyblade when my Mom didn´t allow me to buy one when I was a child.And it was better then all the real ones:D
User avatar #53949 to #53947 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
thats so cooooooool. when i was a kids id build silly contraptions with my grandfathers old junk, along with disassemble and reassemble near everything in the house.

yeah about once a yeah a surfer is gang raped by a bunch of dolpins
User avatar #53952 to #53949 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
That´s just so creepy.I mean.Raped.by.Dolphins.What the fuck.

That´s cool,my Grandfather was a Carpenter,so we built pretty much Stuff out of Wood in my Youth.I had enough Swords,Light-sabers,Pistols,etc for all my Friends:D Which resulted in the fact that nearly no one of us still has all of his original Teeth left:D
I don´t get it exactly.What does disassemble/reassemble mean?Sorry,my English is a bit off today:D
User avatar #53958 to #53952 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
where are you from anyway? and disassemble, to take apart, reassemble, to put together again. hurhur thats pretty funny
User avatar #53973 to #53958 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Germany,you?Ah,okay,should have known that.D
#53655 to #53621 - smashingprodigy (11/18/2012) [-]
Taken last night.
User avatar #53675 to #53669 - smashingprodigy (11/18/2012) [-]
Lots of stuff.

That's a lie. If I had stuff to do, I wouldn't be on here. I love you Social people too much to leave you! <3
User avatar #53679 to #53675 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
jesus prodigy all you do is be on /soc/ is getting a little scary man
User avatar #53684 to #53679 - smashingprodigy (11/18/2012) [-]
That's not true.

I sometimes sleep. :|

And other times I'm at school. :|

Or at the gym. :|

Those are my most frequent places. At times I like to visit a local bookshop. Some good stuff there.
User avatar #53694 to #53684 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
no.. we're not even cool! i make an occasional whiny comment no one pays any attention to, and an occasional argument, then the seldom successful friend thread. but you... you have a problem
User avatar #53704 to #53694 - smashingprodigy (11/18/2012) [-]
The question is not whether I have a problem or not, or what I do on my free time.

The question is... how would YOU know that?
User avatar #53690 to #53684 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
But mostly /soc/
User avatar #53695 to #53690 - smashingprodigy (11/18/2012) [-]
Well, I have access to a computer when at school and at home when completing my assignments. Why shouldn't I be allowed to procrastinate? Plus, lessons are boring as shit. I already know that stuff.
#53645 to #53621 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't know you but I was nice enough to put a clean shirt on for this :D
#53668 to #53645 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
aw yeah man, im flattered you cared enough to be cleanthly :P

alsoomggreatband
User avatar #53673 to #53668 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
Anything for the people of the internet

I love it when people recognize good music
User avatar #53678 to #53673 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
right? see im not huge into classic metal, but i appreciate it. i like heavier, more technical stuff
User avatar #53682 to #53678 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #53685 to #53682 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
deals death, theyre my favorite metal band of all time. but then i also like black veil brides (they are fucking neo glam metal so dont call me a gothfag) rammestein, rings of saturn, dinosaur junior

my tastes dont reflect technical but i dunno i generally like technical and melodic metal
User avatar #53652 to #53645 - bennyandthejets (11/18/2012) [-]
METALLICA
User avatar #53654 to #53652 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
Indeed, it was a great concert.
User avatar #53656 to #53654 - bennyandthejets (11/18/2012) [-]
You seen them in concert? So goddamn jealous!
User avatar #53659 to #53656 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
Yeea nigga, floor seats, you should definitely see them if you ever get the chance
User avatar #53660 to #53659 - bennyandthejets (11/18/2012) [-]
Fucking right! I definitely will!
User avatar #53661 to #53660 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
Who have you seen in concert?
User avatar #53663 to #53661 - bennyandthejets (11/18/2012) [-]
No one, I live in a shit city that no one cool ever comes to. I'm 18 now though and plan to travel somewhere and see a band.
User avatar #53665 to #53663 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
I also live in a shit city, but we have had Kiss come here recently. Lucky for me, there's a not-so-shit city 4 hours away which my dad has brought me to for many concerts.
User avatar #53667 to #53665 - bennyandthejets (11/18/2012) [-]
That is awesome. My parents hate the music I listen to.
User avatar #53670 to #53667 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
What music do you listen to?
User avatar #53676 to #53670 - bennyandthejets (11/18/2012) [-]
A bit of everything but I mostly listen to Metallica, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, and other rock/metal music.
User avatar #53646 to #53645 - cannedpeas (11/18/2012) [-]
(please excuse my non-photogenicism... and my use of made up words)
#53638 to #53621 - mr skeltal (11/18/2012) [-]
Bitch, you know we don't want nothin' but them nudes. Fuck out of here with these face shots, fuck you think this is chicken head
User avatar #53640 to #53638 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
hi perry
#53631 to #53621 - mr skeltal (11/18/2012) [-]
Now the nudes.
#53623 to #53621 - PPD (11/18/2012) [-]
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~
#53624 to #53623 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
BEMAIFRAN
BEMAIFRAN
#53625 to #53624 - PPD (11/18/2012) [-]
LETSDOIT
User avatar #53628 to #53627 - flingwing (11/18/2012) [-]
i think i just wrote planet voraphelia porn with pluto and a black hole

i feel dirty
User avatar #54103 to #53628 - pluto (11/18/2012) [-]
nigga what.
User avatar #53629 to #53628 - PPD (11/18/2012) [-]
you should. you dirty goose
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