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User avatar #52723 - moyete (11/14/2012) [-]
Tell me a story Social! :D
User avatar #52793 to #52723 - smashingprodigy (11/14/2012) [-]
There was an old lady who walked into an ice cream shop.
She waited in line for 2 minutes. When she got to the register, she asked for coffee.
The man behind the register told her, "We don't sell coffee."
The old lady gave him a bewildered look and simply said,"Oh."

She then walked out the door never to be seen again.
User avatar #52725 to #52723 - FJisGAY (11/14/2012) [-]
Once upon a time
User avatar #52729 to #52725 - popperz (11/14/2012) [-]
There was a princess
User avatar #52731 to #52729 - FJisGAY (11/14/2012) [-]
her name was, Frank
User avatar #52734 to #52731 - popperz (11/14/2012) [-]
Frank, dreamt of going of marrying a prince with a
User avatar #52737 to #52734 - FJisGAY (11/14/2012) [-]
huge rock hammer, who lived
User avatar #52739 to #52737 - popperz (11/14/2012) [-]
in a forest made of plastic Neon Trees guarded by the Front yard Flamingo Gang!
User avatar #52743 to #52739 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
but little did the front yard Flamingo gang know, that an evil enchantress was hatching evil plans
User avatar #52745 to #52743 - popperz (11/14/2012) [-]
She began to brew a conconction to paralyze the the Raping flamingoes, a scent so horrid, so vile. We know it as
User avatar #52754 to #52745 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
It was known as the 4Chan Drug, she made it to kill the raping flamingos and and to get to the little the girl Evil enchantress was making her own gang,
User avatar #52755 to #52754 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
niggers incorperated
User avatar #52741 to #52739 - FJisGAY (11/14/2012) [-]
The gang was notorious for rape.
User avatar #52753 to #52741 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
and winning beauty pageants
User avatar #52758 to #52753 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
But little did they know that this beauty pageant was unlike any of the other ones before!
User avatar #52760 to #52758 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
yes, in this beauty pageant they were up against
User avatar #52762 to #52760 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
The unholy of unholy the mighty DUCKS! in none other then a majestic Dance off
User avatar #52763 to #52762 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
niggas hate ducks, they was all terrified of their waddleriffic n' ducktacular moves and shit
User avatar #52764 to #52763 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
while the mighty ducks where performing there quacktastically awesome dance routine the raping flamingos decided to even the odds a little bit, and start a dance fight!
User avatar #52765 to #52764 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
so Pinktasia, the youngest flamingo, popped a cap in a ducks ass
User avatar #52766 to #52765 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
WHICH! Started a weird but Epic Gang war! where the Flamingos and Ducks, Quackster called up the big guns now
User avatar #52767 to #52766 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
Molotov Cocktails where thrown on the grounds ducks and flamingos were on fire everywhere. flaming blood everywhere. epic dance moves. all judges give 10 out of 10
User avatar #52768 to #52767 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
But the crowd was not satisfied! they wanted more bloodlust and more Bloodshed! They Chanted and chanted Telling them to Go farther and more dangerous with the dance moves! of Fiery death! the started give them swords and shields to do a firery dance death battle Royal!
User avatar #52769 to #52768 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
and then they did anal
User avatar #52775 to #52769 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
GOD BLESS LYK DIS IF YU CRI ERY TIEM <3 The Ducks and Flamingos go to a brutal dance battle war rape death? LOL good story man
User avatar #52773 to #52769 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I can't continue replying on your last post :(
User avatar #52774 to #52773 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
THE END
User avatar #52770 to #52769 - medewu ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
WITH OUT LUBE O_O because they where Masochists
User avatar #52771 to #52770 - blackholee (11/14/2012) [-]
all the flamingos had sandpaper butts
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