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There was an old lady who walked into an ice cream shop.
She waited in line for 2 minutes. When she got to the register, she asked for coffee.
The man behind the register told her, "We don't sell coffee."
The old lady gave him a bewildered look and simply said,"Oh."

She then walked out the door never to be seen again.

Once upon a time

There was a princess

her name was, Frank

Frank, dreamt of going of marrying a prince with a

huge rock hammer, who lived

in a forest made of plastic Neon Trees guarded by the Front yard Flamingo Gang!

but little did the front yard Flamingo gang know, that an evil enchantress was hatching evil plans

She began to brew a conconction to paralyze the the Raping flamingoes, a scent so horrid, so vile. We know it as

It was known as the 4Chan Drug, she made it to kill the raping flamingos and and to get to the little the girl Evil enchantress was making her own gang,

niggers incorperated

The gang was notorious for rape.

and winning beauty pageants

But little did they know that this beauty pageant was unlike any of the other ones before!

yes, in this beauty pageant they were up against

The unholy of unholy the mighty DUCKS! in none other then a majestic Dance off

niggas hate ducks, they was all terrified of their waddleriffic n' ducktacular moves and shit

while the mighty ducks where performing there quacktastically awesome dance routine the raping flamingos decided to even the odds a little bit, and start a dance fight!

so Pinktasia, the youngest flamingo, popped a cap in a ducks ass

WHICH! Started a weird but Epic Gang war! where the Flamingos and Ducks, Quackster called up the big guns now

Molotov Cocktails where thrown on the grounds ducks and flamingos were on fire everywhere. flaming blood everywhere. epic dance moves. all judges give 10 out of 10

But the crowd was not satisfied! they wanted more bloodlust and more Bloodshed! They Chanted and chanted Telling them to Go farther and more dangerous with the dance moves! of Fiery death! the started give them swords and shields to do a firery dance death battle Royal!

and then they did anal

GOD BLESS LYK DIS IF YU CRI ERY TIEM <3 The Ducks and Flamingos go to a brutal dance battle war rape death? LOL good story man

I can't continue replying on your last post :(

THE END

WITH OUT LUBE O_O because they where Masochists