what does that even mean?

what would be even cooler than figuring out what happens when you die would be figuring out what you can do while your alive, even if you dont have money or anything

dude if your bored enough to die then go rob a bank and see how far you can swim into the ocean. not that im condoning these actions but i rather see someone go to jail or getting ijured terribly than die

so... you have some mobsters to jump and some girls to nail buckaroo. try to be a hero rather than go an hero.

welll i know what i can do with my life, i planned on being a vigilante and helping those in need, thought that'd be cool but curiosity is pulling.

ive always had a secret desire to either be a secret agent or a rogue vigilante, but mroe like kind of a chaotic good anti hero i guess... im such a loser, i even made a costume and everything

Are you kiddin me, everyone should be so heroic, you are the person who follows their dreams and doesn't give in the the system that everyone else so easily lets take over their lives. When the world is in ashes people like you will survive.

well i didnt make the costume, just detailed sketches measurements and designs ahahh... i wouldnt go that far cowboy, but i do my best to be individualistic, and not fall into percentages or the mob mentality.... im mighty flattered :) but really, i dont think you will do it, but just to make sure you dont, you seems like a really cool person. fucking go for it bro, the vigilante thing that is. do it kickass style man, make a costume and beat up some niggers (rascism only intended for hilarity)

that was the plan but honestly i am joining the marines first, then taking martial arts, then moving to the most crime poppulated city, the only problem is i'm afraid i will lose sight of whats rright on the way and become the villain.

meh, then become the villain. more fun than dying. plus im pretty sure a dude like you whod even think of being a masked vigilante wouldnt really go evil you know? i actually know two people who have literally died, heart stopped, didnt breath for 4 or 5 minutes, and theres nothing, no one. no time, no consciousness, no light and tunnel. not very interesting if you ask me. if i were to be a hero, i already am very flexible and strong, and pretty acrobatic, cause i can do backflips and splits and stuff, and i curl 45 pounds and do 70 situps in a minute. but im not fast, so i think id have a cool motorcycle and then a long board for foot travel. ha wouldnt that be great? a masked vigilante that travels by long board!

yea i was thinking duster coat, and bandages around my mouth. Maybe a crotch rocket becausee they are very quite, and i'm not afraid of death. i dont care how much nothing there is.

no but you said your reason for doing it would be to find out what there is. and we both know the answer is nothing. so whats your real reason?

thats the real reason, i want to experience nothing for myself, its more than nothing, its no more regret, pain, or watching humanity destroy itself.

while humanity does have quite a few slip ups here and there i dont believe we are in any way destroying ourselves. yeah we're getting fatter, yeah we're makin the planet a bit warmer, but as time goes on, society finds new and better ways to tackle these problems. as they say, it must be truly dark before the stars come out, so humanity must face many trials before solutions can be found.

if you want to expirience nothing, try underwater meditation

yea i've done that before,very peaceful that. I think i'll stay alive for now, i am sure it won't be too long before i am killed by a armed thief.

The fact you even have to ask ''any reason not to'' is just fucking a mind boggle to me, personally I couldn't do it to my family, I couldn't be such a selfish peice of shit as to leave my mother to bury one of her children.
17 years old, one year older than me, have some fucking sense idiot.

cause thats totally a way to get someone to not kill themselves, insult them weeee

Actually yes, if you don't want somebody to kill themselves you dont act sympathetic nor do you shower them with pity, my dad works with suicidal people for a living, so before you think you know shit make sure you actually know shit.

maybe you should relax. i mean it doesnt seem like hes actually gonna do it, more like hes just trying to say 'what would happen'. and theres a difference between not giving someone pity, and outright insults you know? like theres a difference between saying "ok then do it, if you really want to then do it" and saying "hurdur asshole ur stupid for killin urself scumbaggg"

Okay lets pretend this guy really did want to commit suicide, are you telling me to not call him a self piece of shit for so willingly letting his mother bury him? Are you saying that the reasons he had for wanting to kill himself made every bit of sense?

You make me mad with your stupidity, I couldn't give a shit if you are pegs girlfriend or if you are 15 years old, you do not know what you are talking about.

well ok, even if hes not going to do it. he has the desire, the urge, and no matter how small, it should not be taken lightly. and for someone who even has the faintest inkling and wishing death upon themselves, telling them how bad of a person they are will most deffinately not pull them in the right direction.

i AGREE with you, suicide is not just terrible for the fallen, but also theyre friends and family. its cruel, cruel thing to do to those in your life. youre right. but if you insult someone contemplating suicide, then they might actually do it. and then what your concerned about actually happens. so doesnt it make sense to do everything you can to make them NOT kill themselves? so then we can all be happy. another life saved, another family saved from unimaginable grief and sorrow.

How did I insult him?

"I couldn't be such a selfish peice of shit"
>implying he is a selfish piece of shit

"have some fucking sense idiot."
>implying he is an idiot

selfish? maybe. depressed or confused? yes. idiot? maybe. not thinking things through thoroughly enough? i think so.

Flingwing, telling the truth is much more fucking helpful than pretending to be somebodys friend like you are, I get you think you are being a nice person but you don't fucking know this kid, you won't keep in touch with him, what do you think is better; telling somebody the truth or pretending? I say these things to make him think, think of what his self destruction would be creating, misery. It is not hard to see that he is an idiot.

i completely understand where youre coming from, really i do. but i think the first and foremost thing to do is make sure they dont do it, and from there have them realize the kind of harm they would have made if they really did it.

im not pretending at all, just this kid got quite a lot of the message you and others were trying to send which is in one shape or another "suicide doesnt just hurt you and you need to think this through better and not just think about yourself" which is important for him to know, but the message i relayed is just as important. "life is worth it and death is not."

can we agree that we have actually very similar opinions, but just broach them very differently?

Yes.

see what you can accomplish without cursing or raised blood pressure?
thats what i call

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Well he's being an idiot.

Hypocrite

Absolutely baseless.

Have fun with your baseless claims and suicide.

Don't bother, arsenymous is an idiot, and if you point out the fact that what he is saying is retarded he gets butthurt.

says thee guy who just lost at his own arguement and fails to better himself than that of a 17 year old. Checkmate bitch

*argument

you only know it because it is your name T_T

I love how you find your self smarter than me but you keep arguing, it's funny how more curse words seem to help you. Who is the person who should kill thyself? I'm starting to think you.

You have yet to to say anything relevant at all.

You refuse to respond to my other comment.

You're a pathetic waste of space, and I regret ever trying to help you.

Like I said in the comment that you refuse to acknowledge (because it was truthful) you will not last in the marines with your attitude.

Daddy obviously didn't pay you enough attention. I suppose all the blame can't fall on you... with shitty parents comes shitty children.

Wow forget me killing myself you should definitly! kudos to you pal

Just saw that you were 17.

You shouldn't kill yourself because you're "bored" at 17. That's fucking stupid.

im sorry ill wait till i have a job and repeat the same thing over and over agian, don't worry i'll listen to you dumbass.

Talking about killing yourself because you're bored at 17 and most likely living with your parents, and you're calling me the dumbass. Lol okay.

Maybe you should just kill yourself, you're obviously not going to contribute anything to the world.

Added shit face i'm signed up for the marines, talk about contributing, how about you tell me the last time you actually planned on saving lives. I can do so much more than you, don't even fucking bring up contributing.

I'm actually in the ARMY but thank you for playing.

Just kill yourself, man. You're pathetic.

You get bored with your life so you think "Hey I'll just kill myself hurrr" and then you go cry for attention on FUNNYJUNK.

And then you call me a dumbass for saying that you're idea to end your own life at 17 is stupid. You literally gave no reason other than "world sux I iz teh board" grow the fuck up kid, you wont last in the marines.

Why the fuck would i want to contribute to a world full of people like you? You don't deserve shit from me.

How old are you?

yea i see that but like man nothing is no boredom, no regret, no horrible empty feeling. I don't really need happieness because it's hard to come by that where i am, i think i'd rather be in africa as a starving black child so i'd die quicker

It's bullshit man, what the world is coming to. I'm screwed anyway, but for some reason everyone wants me to keep going. Gotta say the only way i'd ever want to live any more is if i could figure out a way to live forever, so i could make a difference, so i could help everyone. I would have all the time in the world to be happy and make others happy. Maybe i'll become a fucking scientist

They wouldn't be the greatest minds if they said that, but ok i won't kill myself now. I don't see the point in being alive since i get no pleasure from it but alright if your willing to talk to me about it then that means there is something good left in the world and thats enough for me.

you should also think about the others in your life, and how your death would affect them, imagine having a best friend die or a brother or sister die. life is tough but you can also seek refuge from friends and families if needed.

i'm going to be frank with you, if they loved me at all they would understand why i did it.

thats why its important to talk to your friends and families and tell them how you really feel, it can make you feel soooooooo much better, trust me.

belieeeeve me i don't want that and they surre as helll dont give a rat's ass, added i'm not depressed just bored to oblivion

let me ask how old are you if you don't mind?

17, age shouldnt matter

do you have a job?

had one, didn't work out

so let me say, i'ver been there before, earlier this summer i did not have a job and was often very bored and i even thought about suicide too but once i got a job, i helped me a lot in taking up time so i wouldn't feel so bored and lonely.

god i gotta say i don'tt want a job because it'd be infuckingpossible to get one around here, well its 3 a.m. here mate. I'm going to go to bed

Just kill yourself.You are not worthy for Mankind's evolution.

funny coming from a guy who tells people to kill therselves, goodjob that. But you know you should definetly live, the internet always needs more assholes :)

You wanted to commit suicide, do it.
If you lied about your suicidal thoughts,you are an attention whore,the world doesn't need people like this.Be tough and don't whine about your life,nobody cares.

btw using sheldon for a picture doesn't make you smarter