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#29488 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
hey funnyjunk. i have nubs.
#29608 to #29488 - invasor
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(07/12/2012) [-]
#29609 to #29608 - invasor
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Resolution , I....
#29590 to #29488 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
SISTER! GIVE YOUR BROTHER A HUG!
#29625 to #29590 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
#29626 to #29625 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Holy shit, an anon commenting on my weight??? :O

THAT's new!

Damn, you're witty and original! :O
#29628 to #29626 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I bet that normally deters people from commenting on the fact that you are a humongous balloon.
#29629 to #29628 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
1/10

Failed attempt at trolling.
#29631 to #29629 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
>Implying I'm trolling

Pic related!!!11!1!!!!111111!!!one1!!!11!
#29632 to #29631 - theawkwardbros
Reply +3
(07/12/2012) [-]
Why do you have so many fat pictures?
Dude, seriously...
#29634 to #29632 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Why do you have so many fat pictures?

Why are you so fat?
#29635 to #29634 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I'm fat because I eat more than I should.

But at least I can change.
#29636 to #29635 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
A LOT more than you should, by the looks of you!

But at least you can change...

#29637 to #29636 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, at least I'm happy with myself.

I don't need to make failed attempts at trolling while hiding behind an Anonymous mask. :)

I can willingly put pictures of myself up on here, not giving even the slightest shit what people think of me :D

But you... You gotta hide behind that name. Anonymous.
#29642 to #29637 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, at least I'm happy with myself.

HAHAHAHAHA well, I don't think you'd really have a choice. If you're that fat, losing weight is pretty difficult.

I don't need to make failed attempts at trolling
Failed attempts at trolling...
Are... Are you... angry...? :)

You gotta hide behind that name.
Better a name than being hidden by a hefty amount of blubber.

Pic semi-related. I'm running out of fat pics.
#29643 to #29642 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
No, I'm not angry.
I just have nothing left to say. :o

By the way, all your fat jokes are so inhumanly funny. :P
And it's nice to know that you've thumbed all of my comments down just because you're Anonymous and you think that gives you all the power or some shit.

Anyway, have a nice life, Anon. I'm outta here. :)
#29645 to #29643 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
No, I'm not angry.
>"You suck at trolling"
>Not mad.

Ok.

And it's nice to know that you've thumbed all of my comments down just because you're Anonymous and you think that gives you all the power or some shit.
Well if you hadn't thumbed down mine...

Anyway, have a nice life, Anon. I'm outta here.
Uhh dude.. Mcdonalds is that way...

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#29646 to #29645 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Actually, I haven't thumbed ANY of yours down... I actually thumbed yours up...

Oh, and thank you, I had forgotten. Glad you were here to remind me.
#29649 to #29646 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I actually thumbed yours up...
I thought addicts were good at lying? INCLUDING those addicted to food...

#29650 to #29649 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Alright, I'm done now.
You're slowly losing your hilarity. :/
#29653 to #29650 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Well, I gotta hand it too you.. You might look like a fat bastard but at least you seem like a decent person who uses "your" correctly.
#29655 to #29653 - theawkwardbros
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Haha, thank you :)
You seem like a pretty cool person too, even though you've been a bit of a dick :P
You're persistent, you've got that :)
Have a nice day, sir :)
#29593 to #29590 - thecollegedropout
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(07/12/2012) [-]
FUCK WHERE AM I?
#30515 to #29593 - fjcookie
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(07/14/2012) [-]
hahahha
#29630 to #29593 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Oy vey!
Is that a Star of David I see?
#29549 to #29488 - jokeface
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(07/12/2012) [-]
#29550 to #29549 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
:x
#29525 to #29488 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
So, can you do a nub job?
#29529 to #29525 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(07/12/2012) [-]
anything's possible if you use your imagination
#29502 to #29488 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Thats hot.
#29505 to #29502 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
thanks man
#29509 to #29505 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Uh, I mean, you're hot!





Yeah, lets go with that.
#29510 to #29509 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
:C
#29511 to #29510 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Would you rather that I fantasize about smearing Nutella on your nubs then licking it, whilst I pleasure myself?
#29512 to #29511 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
i mean if thats what you're into....
#29516 to #29512 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I'm alright with this.

Tell me your name/address and I'll be there in 10 minutes.
#29721 to #29712 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
So do I, sometimes.
#29517 to #29516 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
well my name's kelsey but i'm not exactly sure if i want to give you my address
#29520 to #29517 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
D:





BTW, are you Hispanic?
#29522 to #29520 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
puerto rican.... you?
#29523 to #29522 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I'm a mutt, Half Colombian, Half Filipino!

I'm asking, because you look like my other 1/2 colombian friend. I was kind of hoping for Colombian, but thats close enough.
#29524 to #29523 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
ohhhhh. damn. usually people just assume im white lol
#29526 to #29524 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
How? You don't look white, not really. It still takes another hispanic to recognize it, though.

Are you directly from Puerto Rico, or are your parents from there?
#29532 to #29526 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
idk honestly lol. i mean it may be my name... "kelsey". what spanish girl do you know with a name like that. and grandparents from both sides are from pr. my parents were born and raised here
#29535 to #29532 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Ah, 2nd generation, huh? Can you at least speak our tongue?
#29536 to #29535 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
barely :/ i can understand most of it but i can't really speak it.
#29539 to #29536 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Go buy Rosetta Stone, and learn it.
#29540 to #29539 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
nigga im broke.
#29542 to #29540 - Mentoman
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Daw.
#29543 to #29542 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
yeaah. but i'll pick up the language soon enough
#29538 to #29536 - Mentoman
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#29490 to #29488 - jeorain
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Tried to give myself nubs and my body can now fit through my shirt
#29492 to #29490 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
hahaha what? xD
#29499 to #29492 - jeorain
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I ripped the hole where your arm goes
#29501 to #29499 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
D: awh man.
#29489 to #29488 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Arms are for pussies.
Arms are for pussies.
#29491 to #29489 - fjcookie
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(07/12/2012) [-]
:D