The average worldwide penis size is 4.5 inches, so fret not. In some countries you might be considered huge.

Mine's 4.

Soft or hard? Also this conversation is only gay if our balls touch.

Hard?

Well it only takes 3 to please a woman, friend.

I'm not afraid to admit I have a gigantic penis.

I am also not afraid to admit I am a pathelogic liar.

When?

That one hot summer night at the beach, remeber we were drifting away. I had a cool car, and we went prety far. Then when you were swiming you cramped up, I saved your life you nearly drowned. Though you put up quite a fight I knew it was love at first sight. Then we went bowling, to the arcade, drank lemonade, made out under the dock and stayed out till 10' o clock. I'll always remember those hot summer nights.