Gabriel 16
wanting to join a band (Drummer)

Where do you live? (Just a general location)

Memphis,TN right now but moving to Spring,TX soon

Aww damn. Was hoping you were in VA xD I need a drummer.

Im Jake, 18, and my birthday is the same as Hitlers :D which is 4/20 lol

Must be nice knowing tons of people, including myself, celebrate your birthday every year xD

Haha yeah I always get (jokingly) offered weed as a birthday present by my pothead brother, even thought I don't even smoke cigs lol

Weed and cigs are totally different, but yeah man, I bet people joke with you about it all the time xD

Well I was meaning that I dont do any controlled substances, not even boozes

Dale, 19, almost 20, old mate on the left in the picture at my mate's 18th. (Yes, Australia :3)

Uhh....I like to party? Nah, just joshin'. Currently studying a Bachelor of Sport and Exercise Science at USC here in Queensland and going to be starting up my own personal training business at the end of the year!

That sounds like a pretty thought out career. You've had time to think huh? Well that's pretty cool. Good luck man.

Honestly, I dicked around for a few years trying to figure out what I wanted to do. You wouldn't be able to tell from that picture, but a few years ago, while I was still in school, I was a really big computer geek. And I mean, stereotypical movie geek sort of thing. At first I was all "Woo, IT!" Then it was "Woo, Army/Air Force!" Then I finally got my head out of my arse and settle on fitness. Dropped 30 kilo in 6 months, with nothing more than a diet change, and now I'm the only person at work who can benchpress a barbie. Winning.

I'm wearing the same headphones, have a similar haircut,and I am also trying to start a band.

Put some pics up, Brokemon, this thread is a no-hate zone.

My hair is a lot shorter now, and I'm not actually 12, I just look like it

You look between 15-19 to me. :P

Right on!
What do you play?

Well in the band I would be lead guitar and backing vocals. I also play trumpet, ocarina, bass, and I'm trying to learn violin.

Oh nice, I play bass

I've got a friend who's a great bassist. I can kinda play bass but just simple rhythms. What kind of music do you play? The band I'm starting is going for a punk/pop punk thing with a hint of Arctic Monkeys.

A little bit of everything. Mostly Rock and Alternative. I have a few guitarist friends and a guy whos been taking drum lessons since 3rd grade. I'm trying to get better at slap bass right now

Ah man, I can't even BEGIN to play slap bass xD

I'm not very good, but gotta start somewhere I guess. I can sorta play guitar too, I have a lot of them because my dad plays.

AAAYYYYYYY.

I'd like to point out that I'm very happy with the socializing in this thread.

So am I, you seem like a cool guy will post pics of myself in a couple of hours

Alright bro. It's a party up in here.

Hell yeah it is

Mia 16
(17 in 7 days)

I'm an actress.

Sweet. Have you actually done anything in movies?

Nothing HUGE yet.
I'm an extra in this movie called
Geography Club. :P

Yeah, any main roles? Because I've been in a short film before. THE PROUD ROLE OF GROCERY SHOPPER #7! I want to be a actor though. I don't think I'll hear anyone in public talking about me though.

"THE PROUD ROLE OF GROCERY SHOPPER #7!"













I love you.

That was intentional, I almost burst out laughing myself while writing that :D

You're funny, it's not often the internet makes me laugh audibly.

Well thanks, wanna hear a funny story that happened to me a couple days ago, a little long but worth the read

Sure :3

Ok so me and my 5 black friends were playing basketball in their front yard when my one friend Michael offers me a 7-Up while we were playing basketball and I said sure and drank it, and we continued playing basketball. After a little while I went to go get another one from his garage and he comes in yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! IF MY PARENTS SEE YOU IN HERE THEY'LL KILL YOU! At that point I set down the soda and yelled in the nerdiest white person accent I could NOT IF I KILL MYSELF and then ran out with the soda. I started playing basketball again and came back in to the garage about 10 minutes later to find Michael on the ground in a puddle of his own puke almost dying of laughter. Best day ever.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY 7-UP!!!

Love that meme

Degrading your nerdy, white self for a can of 7up; Worth it.

So worth it. And 2 cans of 7-UP

Also; Why were you playing basketball with 5 black guys? That's suicide ;)

Because I just rolled up on my bike and they're like hey we need 1 more person for basketball so I'm like ok

Then the 7up theft began :P

White people stealing from blacks... TEH PURFECT CRIME

Well anyways this is soc thread 15 M Indiana, will post pics In a bit, you?

I have already posted my picture and info below, you'll have to go searching ;)

I've had main roles in a few theatre productions.
Olive Ostrovsky in 25th Annual Putnam county Spelling Bee
Mrs. Peacock in Clue.
Florence Williams in the Curious Savage.

Nothing big Film wise...

Ah, I'm really big on film, I want to make a career out of it someday with the YouTube partner program

Mia is such a beautiful name, when my mam was pregnant I chose the names, Sam for a boy after Sam Winchester, or Mia for a girl because it's just gorgeous. She had a boy though, so we have a Sam now. What do you act in? :3

Community Theatre, Youtube, and Feature films.

What sort of acting do you do?

I do community theater.
I'm on a few youtube skits for my high school film club.
And extras in feature films.

That's pretty cool. Here's to hoping you make it big!

David, 19, I work in an ice cream factory

...Ice cream factory...? That. Is. Amazing. You must be COVERED in bitches. Bitches love ice cream...

Haha, I wish. I spend all day there and then sleep all weekend so I don't go out much

That's a little sad, poor David :(

I just keep telling myself that I'm saving more money so that I can go out more when I go back to University. But yeah, sad David :(

Well that's a good plan, it'll all pay off in the end hopefully :)


What are you studying in college?

Science, specifically Chemistry. Possibly going into Pharmacy after

I had to do Chemistry as part of my nursing course. I failed hard. I'm a chemistry dunce, so good for you David :3

You have no idea how much iknowthatfeel. Got my license but, don't wanna do it nomore.

Well thanks, I'm guessing nursing didn't really work out for you?

Nope. Not because the classes were too hard or anything, the only tough one was Chemistry and I could have passed that by compensation.

It turns out I'm a little too soft to see little babies and toddlers really sick/dying and my anxiety problems got the better of me. Who'da thunk it, huh?

Yeah, I've heard nursing can be pretty gross at times. What are you doing now?

I wasn't even gross, just sad. At the moment I'm job hunting. The job market is AWFUL over here. It's a little depressing. But better than coming home crying every day because I was seeing shit that no one wants to see ever. Amirite?

When do you go back to University?

You are correct haha.

I go back in September

Fun :D

Hopefully!

Where are you from? :)

Nova Scotia, Canada. You?

Ireland. I'm in this thread by the way, near the bottom, just in case you wanna see who you're talking to :3

Maybe haha. Damn FJ

For some reason I can't reply to that last comment, so I'll answer here. Unfortunately not haha. And yes, I found your picture :P

I think it's because our thread of comments is too long now :P

The llama? :P

lol jokes, I'm actually part Irish myself

Oh can you not find my picture? :P Ah cool :3 Do you know what part of Ireland?

That sounds like a pretty cool job. Or at least cooler than mine, delivering pizzas. Is it?

It sounds cool. But it sucks. All I do is stand in a freezer for 10 hours a day and put ice bream bars into boxes. Or I stand in one place and flip stuff. I'm really good with my hands now though. And standing in one place for long periods of time

I guess it just sounds appealing to me because as a delivery driver, I am forced to interact with picky cunts all day xD

Yeah, I think it sounds interesting because it's diferent

Lucius, 34, I'm not all that interesting.

Don't say that about yourself Lucius, FJ loves you and thinks you're very interesting. <3


Also; I agree with Kyle, your name is boss.

ty, my little brother is named Kyle. Who'd a thunk it?

Well, I mean your name is fucking Lucius, so that's pretty badass.

Luke, 16, I glued my fingers together in a failed attempt at making a sterling engine.

Now I am missing skin.

dat name... we share it.

Oh Luke, you silly little moo cow.

I seriously can't wait until I get my own place. I will ALWAYS have super glue remover.

If you have a sister see if she has nail polish remover. It works really well as an anti-adhesive. I have four little brothers and they superglue themselves to everything. Out comes the nail polish remover and they're off to find more ways to injure themselves. Make sure it's nail polish REMOVER and not just nail polish, otherwise, not only will you still be glued to the object, but you will also be colourful and glittery.

Nope, no sisters. : /

Maybe an effeminate brother...?

haha no, im the only one at home now, only 1 older brother.

...Maybe just buy some anyway to be safe, in case you make a habit of gluing yourself to shit :P

Good idea

That seems unpleasant.

It feels weird to grip objects with odd chunks of skin either missing or added.

Socialize, you pack of cunts.

Ashley, 19, I'm an Irish teenager who's allergic to alcohol. I may as well just end it all now.

another Irish female funnyjunker! I didnit think that would exist! It would be funny if we know each other, where abouts are you from?

I know I thought I was the only one! North Dublin, you? :)

I'm south Dublin currently, but from wexford :) you in college in Dub?

Nope, NCAD, its the art college in town :)

Ah yeah I know it, just someone says South Dublin you assume UCD :3

haha i know, I lived in town all year for college, moved in with my boyfriend for the summer because he lives out here and I work in Dundrum and the rent in town is so expensive!

I'd say it's ridiculous alright! I live miles and miles from town, in the EXTREME North of Dublin which is essentially farmer's ville, and the rent is still pretty high and just keeps climbing the closer to town you get.

My sister in law is Irish! She's amazing; she makes all these cookies and cupcakes and whatnot for us whenever they come out for a visit. She's so nice; she's like a second mother :D I want to visit Ireland in the next few years. :3

G'wan pleasureabledino's Sister-in-law representin' the Irish ;)

Hello there sexy

Thanks though, I be blushin' :3

Age is just a number
And pedophilia is just a word

A little old for you though, don't you think? :P

Allergic to alchohol?

Irish?

That's like an Eskimoo allergic to snow!

I know, right? Fuck everything.