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User avatar #115386 - theflamealchemist (16 hours ago) [-]
Looking for friends, will pay kidneys for one
User avatar #115384 - oceanfrank (17 hours ago) [-]
FUCKING BORED. Marketing class run by teacher who cares way too much about it and wants us to think but WE'RE NOT FUCKING PSYCHICS PLEASE TEACH US OR GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. Also how is reeses pieces the most product placed item in movies? WE AREN'T WATCHING ET ANYMORE MA'AM GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
#115385 to #115384 - oceanfrank (17 hours ago) [-]
also this. roll a number, 0-I dont remember how many princesses in the photo.
#115372 - xxxsonic fanxxx (20 hours ago) [-]
Hello Potion Seller, I’m going into battle and I want your strongest potions.

My potions are too strong for you traveler.

Potion Seller, I tell you I’m going into battle and I want only your strongest potions.

You can’t handle my potions they are too strong for you.
#115368 - xxxsonic fanxxx (21 hours ago) [-]
Quick request: Does anyone here have the "New fucking meme have arrived" GIF?
Quick request: Does anyone here have the "New fucking meme have arrived" GIF?
#115374 to #115368 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Google is your friend  sometimes , pal.
Google is your friend sometimes , pal.
#115367 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Hi funnyjunk, i used to be samtheironman, I closed my account long ago (I got tired of the faggotry). Now I regret closing up my account, you guys actually chilled out. Anyway there's one thing I don't fully understand, why does everyone hate that guy named joshlol? Anyway I wish there was a way to restore my account.
User avatar #115369 to #115367 - alexanderburns ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
He's the latest "Funnyjunk celebrity." The community off the boards is just retarded like that.
User avatar #115366 - shadowmaul ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
is anyone else getting errors when viewing pictures on here? i click on a picture and get a gateway error
#115362 - campercamc (10/20/2014) [-]
\guys, hey guys
this is a social board right?

care to help a guy? I'm currently maintaining a class website as a class project, where our target is to reach 100 unique visitor every day for 50 days, counted since 14th Oct. I need some of your help to visit my class's website sinluiers1.com . Only visiting, viewing a whole page, probably reading some articles if you want (it's in indonesian though) to gain one unique visitor. Lemme give you one of my favourite wallpaper as an exchange. Please help me out, thank you.

TL;DR need help gaining unique visitor, sinluiers1.com . schooll project, no ads. Thanks
#115373 to #115362 - mrpavelowgrimm ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
OP why are you such a faggot?
PS. that is the most autistic picture I've seen in a long time. Thanks.
User avatar #115383 to #115373 - oceanfrank (17 hours ago) [-]
i thought it was cute.. But yeah OP needs to stop sucking the D
User avatar #115359 - spaceking (10/20/2014) [-]
Hey can you guys watch my brownies while I run to the store? It will only be a minute.
#115370 to #115360 - gibroner ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I accidentally the whole thing
User avatar #115361 to #115360 - spaceking (10/20/2014) [-]
Dont eat them please.
User avatar #115356 - totodigatr (10/20/2014) [-]

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#115353 - NickRich (10/20/2014) [-]
Anyone want to play tetris? I'll host the room for a bit.   
   
www.tetrisfriends.com/i.php?r=5463~n=FunnyJ
Anyone want to play tetris? I'll host the room for a bit.

www.tetrisfriends.com/i.php?r=5463~n=FunnyJ
User avatar #115354 to #115353 - NickRich (10/20/2014) [-]
By the way the chat is automatically censored and the game will kick you if you swear too much. I can't turn that off.
#115350 - imrobin (10/20/2014) [-]
This place is relatively dead so im posting some pictures from photobooth so i can grab them from here and download them to my galaxy. Dont mind me.
User avatar #115363 to #115350 - drastronomy (10/20/2014) [-]
you look like you have downs
User avatar #115365 to #115364 - drastronomy (10/20/2014) [-]
just cerebral palsey
#115358 to #115350 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm gonna use these now, thanks.
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User avatar #115345 to #115339 - princessren (10/19/2014) [-]
is this where they were born or?
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#115347 to #115346 - princessren (10/19/2014) [-]
I don;t know too many specifics about that, my parents and Grandparen't were born in the US
my mom's side came here on the Mayflower and my grandma's parents were from Quebec
I am like 50% English 25% French 25% Irish
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User avatar #115381 to #115348 - princessren (19 hours ago) [-]
why do you think that ;-;
#115349 to #115348 - princessren (10/20/2014) [-]
I have no idea
I'm not even 20
User avatar #115342 to #115339 - nigalthornberry (10/19/2014) [-]
Don't feel like coloring or typing but It's basically every part of europe and Russia for me
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User avatar #115338 - connorjay (10/19/2014) [-]
Out of curiousity, how many people here (with partners) have vague ideas of proposing?

Like you know the place, you know how you'll ask her etc etc?
But have no/very little intention of actually doing this.
#115355 to #115338 - awcrap (10/20/2014) [-]
Dump her dude, gotta have future for the 2 of u
User avatar #115357 to #115355 - connorjay (10/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I love her. It's the actual thought of marriage itself that I'm a bit iffy on. Everyone in my family has been divorced.
#115382 to #115357 - awcrap (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh sweet as then, in this day and age dude marriage isn't even a big thing anymore if u don't like the idea of it then steer clear, if u can see a future for u 2 then fuck what seems "normal/right" and (I know this sounds gay as fuck) but follow ur heArt look after her love her and just enjoy urselves
User avatar #115330 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Girls sit beside me when there are plenty of other seats like 80% of the time I take the bus.
Am I supposed to talk to them?
User avatar #115336 to #115330 - TheseChocodiles (10/19/2014) [-]
no its the bus
User avatar #115371 to #115336 - alexanderburns ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I would talk to you if you sat beside me on the bus
User avatar #115335 to #115330 - gmarrox (10/19/2014) [-]
No what are you gay lol
User avatar #115329 - mllerayael (10/19/2014) [-]
After almost 2 Years I finally have my own laptop and the internet again XD Due to this lack of technology I have been gone from fj for ages so how is everyone? anything I should catch up on?
User avatar #115333 to #115329 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
I'm doing quite fine, and you? And the only thing you've missed recently is posts about GamerGate, Social Justice Warriors, and feminists/feminazis or whatever. A week or two ago, the site changed servers, which made the site go down for five days. That was...interesting. That's it for now, I think.
User avatar #115375 to #115333 - mllerayael (19 hours ago) [-]
fuck, no wonder it`s so quiet. I am fine thanks glad to be back
User avatar #115376 to #115375 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Yep, that's right and that's good.
User avatar #115377 to #115376 - mllerayael (19 hours ago) [-]
it's almost eerie
User avatar #115378 to #115377 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
It is, but I'm sure the traffic will pick up once again sooner or later. Maybe.
User avatar #115379 to #115378 - mllerayael (19 hours ago) [-]
it will Keep the faith!
User avatar #115380 to #115379 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
I shall do that. Hopefully, we won't have anymore down time anytime soon.
#115322 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
I think i fucked up bros...

My gf is 4 days late on her period, i'm fucking freaking out

I'm 18 without any college education and i live in a third world country

Fuck me, fuck my life, fuck my dream of becoming a doctor, fuck everything, i fucked up
#115324 to #115322 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #115320 - lawlfailwinepic (10/18/2014) [-]
anyone care to explain to me how to get colored text/names? it'd help a lot.
User avatar #115334 to #115320 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
You get colored text by:

• Posting non-OC content which gets 1,000 thumbs up (7 days).
• Posting OC content which gets 500 thumbs up (60/90 days, forgot which).
• Your comment gets 500 thumbs up (7 days).
• Posting NSFW content and it gets 150 thumbs up (7 days).
User avatar #115325 to #115320 - beatmasterz (10/19/2014) [-]
Your name gets bluer the older you are as a member. You only get colored text if you suck Admin's dick.
User avatar #115319 - connorjay (10/18/2014) [-]
I am watching Bo Burnham - What and I can't stop thinking this guy is unfunny and just a bit shit.

Am I getting old?
User avatar #115326 to #115319 - gmarrox (10/19/2014) [-]
what isn't even one of his good specials though
User avatar #115341 to #115326 - canuto ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
which is his best?
User avatar #115344 to #115341 - gmarrox (10/19/2014) [-]
I'd say "Words, Words, Words"
User avatar #115323 to #115319 - canuto ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
Not completly good, but the show over all is watchable at least
#115317 - leadstriker (10/18/2014) [-]
>socializing through the internet
#115318 to #115317 - gmarrox (10/18/2014) [-]
>Implying we socialize on social
>Implying we socialize on social
User avatar #115316 - loomiss (10/18/2014) [-]
Can you all link me to your favorite satire clips from a show like SNL, the daily show or anything like that, The Colbert Report. Around 3 minutes long. Make em funny ones but remember the idea of satire is for reform. I could really use some help because I have a school project on satire.
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