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#116776 - ranked ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm going to my first ever party this New Year's Eve. I'm 18 and awkward. Any advice?
User avatar #116771 - darealsnooki (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm not even waiting until new years.

My resolution is to stop my masturbating, and I vow to not masturbate, even from years to come. I plan that the next sexual act I do, I do with someone else.

What are y'all's new years resolution?
User avatar #116775 to #116771 - marinepenguin ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I don't have new years resolutions. Why start a new goal on the first of the year? That just seems silly. If you have a goal, then start it now. My goal is to be 220 pounds by the end of next year.
#116773 to #116771 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
there's no point in that, sure you can cut back on it but it's not really a good idea to stop altogether. just think how long it will be before you meet someone and think about the build up of hormones and tension and frustration you will endure. make it a once a week thing, there's nothing to be ashamed of, it's what everyone does and anyone who says they don't is lying.
#116772 to #116771 - denisvonstrausburg (9 hours ago) [-]
My new years resolution it to masturbate more than last year.
#116753 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
Be 24 year old female. Receive letter from 30 year old male you knew when you were 14:

You may not remember me, and I know you don't know why I remember you. So, let me just say, you were a part of something that changed my life. The whole story is rather long, but I just want you to know that I could never forget you, and though I don't really know you, you are like a sister to me. I promised to leave you alone a long time ago, but I'm about to be leaving [insert your state], and this might be my last chance to tell you.

What do?
#116757 to #116753 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** You look at your address. You're going to live in one of 50 states. Once you've figured it out, you insert it into your story.
User avatar #116755 to #116753 - alexanderburns (12/25/2014) [-]
buy a wii u
#116748 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm in a semi-fardistance relationship right now. He's only 50 kms away from me but I don't have a car and public transport is too expensive everytime.
We met eachother IRL so our times together were IRL and not text-based.
This makes it difficult for me to text him. I'm not that interesting in text-form I guess.
Also the way he texts annoys me so much, but being with im in person is great.
Not sure what you guys can do with this I just wanted to share.
#116758 to #116748 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Stop being a whiny little bitch.
#116752 to #116748 - cabbagemayhem (12/25/2014) [-]
Buy a motorcycle. A 250cc can get you 70 mpg and still do wheelies sometimes.
User avatar #116751 to #116748 - gmarrox (12/25/2014) [-]
Get a job to pay for public transport, assuming you don't already work.
User avatar #116749 to #116748 - birdss (12/25/2014) [-]
camsex
#116750 to #116749 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
He is very sexually experienced and those things don't interest him anymore.
User avatar #116770 to #116750 - birdss (19 hours ago) [-]
yes
#116754 to #116750 - cabbagemayhem (12/25/2014) [-]
he meant for money
#116746 - newzalaman (12/24/2014) [-]
tfw you thinkin bout bae and she text you
#116740 - nim (12/24/2014) [-]
Happy holidays loserinos. <3 <3
Happy holidays loserinos. <3 <3
#116759 to #116740 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** heydiddily hididdly ho there simpson neighborinos
#116756 to #116740 - fistfireace (12/25/2014) [-]
Using a Charlie Brown image because I can.
#116747 to #116745 - nim (12/24/2014) [-]
bb pls. b jolly!
User avatar #116744 to #116740 - gmarrox (12/24/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #116743 to #116740 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
Merry christmas
User avatar #116741 to #116740 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
No! It's Merry Christmas!

but happy holidays to you as well
User avatar #116742 to #116741 - nim (12/24/2014) [-]
Jovial Jewmas to you too
#116728 - gmarrox (12/24/2014) [-]
Today I learned what happens when you drink an Irish carbomb too slowly.
Today I learned what happens when you drink an Irish carbomb too slowly.
User avatar #116735 to #116728 - TheseChocodiles (12/24/2014) [-]
what the fuck is an irish carbomb
User avatar #116736 to #116735 - gmarrox (12/24/2014) [-]
It's an American drink (not surprised you haven't heard of it, most Irish bars find the name too offensive.)

It's when you float Bailey's on a shot of Jameson and drop the whole thing into a Guinness stout. You have to drink it before the Bailey's curdles. I did not.
#116723 - AnthonyHelmsley (12/24/2014) [-]
So is social dead?
User avatar #116725 to #116723 - nim (12/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #116733 to #116725 - awesomerninjathing (12/24/2014) [-]
remember when teoberry showed you his dick?
User avatar #116739 to #116733 - nim (12/24/2014) [-]
I never did get those dick pics.
User avatar #116774 to #116739 - teoberry (4 hours ago) [-]
whoopsies
User avatar #116738 to #116733 - teoberry (12/24/2014) [-]
I did?
#116731 to #116725 - AnthonyHelmsley (12/24/2014) [-]
Well shit.
Well shit.
#116718 - ilbacondeity (12/24/2014) [-]
>talking to girl I like
>"I made you a playlist. It's on youtube."
>"Cool, link me. "
>"No."
<mfw

wat
#116760 to #116718 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #116719 to #116718 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I think this is a test. And she wants you to force the info out of her. Like she's teasing you.



Or she's a total bitch.
User avatar #116720 to #116719 - ilbacondeity (12/24/2014) [-]
Lol, after I posted this, she said she'd show it to me on friday. XD

She's a lot older than me. She's very sweet. And she's a fucking weirdo. Like me.
User avatar #116721 to #116720 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Well that's always good. Too many girls are stifflers these days. It's always refreshing to find one that's goofy with a weird sense of humor.
User avatar #116722 to #116721 - ilbacondeity (12/24/2014) [-]
Well, hopefully something might come of it. But hey... Time will tell.
User avatar #116717 - Tyranitar (12/23/2014) [-]
That one comic "Pretty Boy" always makes me experience sudden awareness of how lonely I am with my antisocial lifestyle and complete lack of romance in my nearly 20 and 1/2 years of life. Especially since the aptly named "Pretty Boy" in the comic reminds me so much of myself, aside from being gay.

A grown man shouldn't be having such traumatizing social revelations due to the borderline-yaoi story of an adorable homosexual high schooler.
#116761 to #116717 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Play Grand Theft Auto. That's where I get all my social advice.
User avatar #116697 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I've woken up with a froggy throat and a bad cough for the past week. I have a bad habit of getting sick on Christmas morning, I'm an incredibly healthy person, and I only get sick about once a year or two, but when I do it's almost ALWAYS on Christmas. I'm only 19, and I've spent about 5 of the last 10 years sick on Christmas. I don't know why.
User avatar #116713 to #116697 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey me too
#116762 to #116713 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** That's an absolutely abstract kind of real fuckin' embarrassing.
User avatar #116765 to #116762 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I have no excuses. My honor has been ruined.
User avatar #116714 to #116713 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaand that's my own comment. I think I need a nap....
#116726 to #116714 - nim (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm starting to get really concerned for you, boy.
User avatar #116727 to #116726 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I had just gotten off work. I'm sorry.
#116690 - icktomi (12/23/2014) [-]
Im looking 4 someone to take my massive black 2 hander, someone to watch my ass, and who isnt afraid to go deep.


Anybody here still play Runescape?
#116763 to #116690 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"****lefiddlesticks rolled image** i hear u liek teh bbc
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** i hear u liek teh bbc
#116767 to #116763 - icktomi (23 hours ago) [-]
Also dick.
#116768 to #116767 - lefiddlesticks (23 hours ago) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** whore
#116769 to #116768 - icktomi (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah!

DO I MAKE YOU RANDY BABY?
#116766 to #116763 - icktomi (23 hours ago) [-]
I LOVE BBC!!!
User avatar #116653 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/23/2014) [-]
what were you in highschool?
>football player
>only guy in choir
>decent grades
#116764 to #116653 - lefiddlesticks (12/25/2014) [-]
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**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Decent grades.
User avatar #116729 to #116653 - keatontheghostfox (12/24/2014) [-]
A loner who just listened to music and slept. I hated most of the kids in the school cause they were a bunch of rich pretentious assholes. And the ones who weren't were either too awkward or too friendly, shits creepy man.
#116734 to #116729 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
Seems to me like you're the pretentious asshole.
User avatar #116730 to #116729 - keatontheghostfox (12/24/2014) [-]
Between work and school I was just exhausted
User avatar #116715 to #116653 - Tyranitar (12/23/2014) [-]
>Moved in Junior year, to a place most kids knew eachother their whole lives
>Antisocial outcast
>Tech Club, once I got comfortable around them
>Decent enough grades
>Few friends. Most people avoided me, some tried to "crack my shell" as it were and failed.
>Spent most of it lost my own world.

Really, not much different than today.
User avatar #116710 to #116653 - TheseChocodiles (12/23/2014) [-]
>the funny girl (seems so shitty to self proclaim yourself as the funny girl but i promise people did actually call me that)
>one of the music people (choir, school concerts, music school trips)
>average grades
>talked to everybody
>good for gossip

I know this sounds like the worst and not believable but I was actually called the most popular girl in school a couple of times because as far as I know and have been told everybody liked me, outside of school I would go out with the ''cool crowd'' but in school id mostly just go around with my two friends, talking to everybody else here and there. I loved school a lot, there wasn't a single day I didn't laugh so hard I cried a little. Plus the librarian loved me and used to kick everybody out of the junior library and lock me in it so I could sleep on the floor lol
but school for the first 3 years fucking sucked because some girl left and told everybody i bullied her (she went on to leave 3 other schools crying the same story, so you can imagine how untrue it was) so basically I had to prove myself to everybody who kind of hated me, easiest way to do that was make em laugh.
User avatar #116698 to #116653 - nim (12/23/2014) [-]
Eww highschool
>Art major
>gamer with vocal opinions
>total fucking stoner
>Avoided by boys like I had the plague.
User avatar #116703 to #116698 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
>Art major
>stoner

Why does it always seem like that vast majority of art majors are stoners? Out of like the 5 art majors I know, 4 smoke pot daily, and the other one is a casual user.
User avatar #116724 to #116703 - gmarrox (12/24/2014) [-]
It stimulates creativity.
#116704 to #116703 - nim (12/23/2014) [-]
No idea, but even my teacher smoked. I guess it could help with creative thinking and oh my god the colors.
No idea, but even my teacher smoked. I guess it could help with creative thinking and oh my god the colors.
User avatar #116705 to #116704 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
My English teacher from high school smokes weed. He was super chill and all the students love him.

And keep in mind that the ones that smoke daily are the terrible kind of stoners that make their entire personality revolve around it. Weed logos on everything they own. Personally I'd never smoke, and I don't care if others do. But damn sometimes people get annoying with it.
User avatar #116706 to #116705 - nim (12/23/2014) [-]
NIce. He once hugged me and offered pretzels when I came to class. But he also thought Paul McCartney and Bob Marley where aliens soo..
Those kinds of potheads are annoying as shit. lolololo420blazeit
User avatar #116707 to #116706 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
My teacher was a HUGE Beatles and Led Zepplin fan. He was born during the whole love and peace hippy era so he had some interesting stories. He had several students that he had special handshakes with. That was an interesting 2 years.
User avatar #116709 to #116707 - nim (12/23/2014) [-]
Haha that's awesome. I love those fun teachers.
User avatar #116692 to #116653 - tazpy (12/23/2014) [-]
>cymbal player
>shit grades
>no friends
>sleeping problem
I think I was the weird kid or something. Nobody never talked to me, and I really don't know why. Unless it was just because I was really quiet and shit at social interaction.
User avatar #116691 to #116653 - gmarrox (12/23/2014) [-]
>Drum major
>Mostly straight A's, I was lucky enough to be the kind who didn't need to study much.
>Not really hated by anyone but not super good friends with anyone
>Stoner, didn't like the other 'stoner kids'
>GF was a slight weeaboo but not unbearable
>Her friends were unbearable
>She wanted me to hang out with them so I had to balance hanging with my friends and suppressing the urge to murder hers
User avatar #116695 to #116691 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
At least she had friends. Mine has no friends and basically relies on just me to be her friend. That gets annoying at times. I wish she had her own annoying friends sometimes.
User avatar #116711 to #116695 - gmarrox (12/23/2014) [-]
I definitely feel you on that, but man, her friends were something right out of a cringe comp, wearing cosplays to school and shit.
User avatar #116712 to #116711 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh Jesus...
User avatar #116688 to #116653 - fuckya (12/23/2014) [-]
>top swimmer
>d&d player
>serial dater accusedly
>drinker & smoker
>tall ass weird black kid with long hair
User avatar #116694 to #116688 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
>top swimmer
>black kid
Sorry, Is joke
User avatar #116699 to #116694 - fuckya (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm used to it. Hence the "weird kid".
User avatar #116700 to #116699 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I was a little weird too. Still kind of am.
User avatar #116701 to #116700 - fuckya (12/23/2014) [-]
Senior year for me was 6 months ago.
User avatar #116702 to #116701 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Mine was about a year and 6 months.
User avatar #116664 to #116653 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Me Senior year
>football player
>scholastic bowl member
>nerd/video game player
>0 experience with girls
>didn't even lift

...I've come a long way
User avatar #116665 to #116664 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/23/2014) [-]
the only reason that i didnt join the academic team is because i had football practice.
User avatar #116666 to #116665 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Mine was in the spring while football was in the fall. So there was no issues there for me.
User avatar #116667 to #116666 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/23/2014) [-]
ours is in the fall

life is depressing
User avatar #116668 to #116667 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
My scholastic bowl coach was a Dick. I only did it because my friends were in it and I enjoyed trivia stuff.
#116654 to #116653 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #116679 to #116661 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
He is a fine young man, leave him alone, please.
User avatar #116659 to #116654 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
i literally just choked
User avatar #116669 to #116659 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2014) [-]
yo

do you still follow me on instagram lmao
User avatar #116670 to #116669 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
What's your IG name? Maybe lol
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User avatar #116673 to #116671 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
can i follow u
User avatar #116683 to #116674 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
sick ice bucket challenege
User avatar #116672 to #116671 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
Nope but now I am lol hi
User avatar #116676 to #116672 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2014) [-]
oh yeah i had never followed you cuz i thought you were an incredibly white girl
User avatar #116680 to #116678 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2014) [-]
like my most recent picture for a shoutout to my 1000+ followers!!
User avatar #116681 to #116680 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
pshhh im not that white
User avatar #116684 to #116682 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
easy there
User avatar #116677 to #116676 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2014) [-]
no offense of course!!!!!!!
User avatar #116686 to #116655 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey, be kind, rewind that hate. He is a good man.
User avatar #116658 to #116655 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
You are devilishly handsome, my friend.
#116660 to #116658 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/23/2014) [-]
that looks
exactly
like
me

exactly
#116649 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
i found this on my bf's phone, johnny. do u thnk he is chetin on me?
User avatar #116651 to #116649 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
im crying
User avatar #116652 to #116651 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
omg no y wuld she post this here
#116646 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
From a Lizzie McGuire fan-fiction I wrote, originally. It was strenuous and taxing to dig deep and create such a piece, but I managed to do it. On my own.

Thoughts?
User avatar #116716 to #116646 - Tyranitar (12/23/2014) [-]
But are there interludes by little cartoon Lizzie making jokes while wearing nothing but a strap-on?
User avatar #116647 to #116646 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
I HATE YOU
#116656 to #116647 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
Be more like Kate.
User avatar #116657 to #116656 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
show the really good part where they're in the bathtub
User avatar #116696 to #116662 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #116663 to #116662 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
fuck i was imagining it as I read it
Omg that last part. I'm dying
User avatar #116645 - oceanfrank ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I got a girlfriend for the first time in like 2 years guys. Shes awesome but she says she's saving herself for marriage. Im not gonna lie, a sexless relationship kind of blows but... I love her too much to leave and I dont wanna pressure her to lose it to me if she doesnt want to. Shit's tough man, how are you and your girlfriends doing?
User avatar #116648 to #116645 - infinitezero (12/23/2014) [-]
There may never be a sign, no flashing neon light, telling you to make your move,
or when the time is right.

So, why not? Take a crazy chance.
User avatar #116650 to #116648 - prettypalmtrees (12/23/2014) [-]
johnny u need 2 stop
im waking every1 up with my laughing
#116640 - logickid (12/22/2014) [-]
so apparently disagreeing about allowing people to legally buy coke means i'm dumb.
User avatar #116689 to #116640 - fuckya (12/23/2014) [-]
i wanna fuck up my life my way, not the way the guberment tells me too
User avatar #116644 to #116640 - TheseChocodiles (12/23/2014) [-]
I definitely think decriminalising drugs is the best way forward.
User avatar #116642 to #116640 - gmarrox (12/22/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say you're dumb, but I agree with his stance. I wanna be able to fuck my life up quickly and without red tape.
#116639 - happyhour (12/22/2014) [-]
So I'm working Christmas eve, Christmas day, boxing day, the day after and the day after that. I'll have no time with my friends or family, won't be sitting down to a Christmas dinner with them and probably won't get to go visit my da on Christmas day. I am ruined. RUINED!!
#116687 to #116639 - sweetbutteryjesus (12/23/2014) [-]
Fuck work, spend time with family.
User avatar #116708 to #116687 - silverzepher (12/23/2014) [-]
fuck family, go to work, money makes the world go round
User avatar #116737 to #116708 - gmarrox (12/24/2014) [-]
Fuck money, work your family
#116641 to #116639 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
but think of all that DOSH!
User avatar #116631 - crackmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
does anyone know where i can read the rest of the injustice: gods among us comics. the deadpoolsupplier guy on imgur has only uploaded up to year 3 part 15 and its bugging me i can't read the rest
User avatar #116632 to #116631 - crackmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
scratch that. year 3 part 12
User avatar #116635 to #116632 - acidjunk (12/22/2014) [-]
I think that is the latest part.
User avatar #116636 to #116635 - crackmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
good deal. that puts me at ease. thanks man
#116629 - luigipimp (12/22/2014) [-]
i think princess diana dying might have been a inside job, with the decoy car to lead paparazzi away meaning no one to film anything, the royal family not coming back from their summer residence as if they didnt care at all, the letter diana wrote about wanting to mess with the brakes of her car and everything. what do you think
User avatar #116634 to #116629 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2014) [-]
its a bit coincidental that diana gave an interview where she revealed all and shocked the nation, then was killed in a car crash. To me it seemed like a warning to any other person who marries into the royal family.
#116630 to #116629 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
but why would they do that?
#116633 to #116630 - luigipimp (12/22/2014) [-]
so someone else could get the throne, or she was a good person with the power to change thinks like mlk, jfk, and lincoln and the bad people didnt want that happening. idk why
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