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can you sort your comment page in profile by most/least thumbs up somehow?
why is this option on every part of profile but there
why is this option on every part of profile but there
i wanted to sort my comments like that a while ago too, but didn't find how. it really annoyed me. i tried the search function and searching for all comments by davvi, but it wouldn't let me search without putting in a search word, so i couldn't sort all my comments
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N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
i have story for you all:
I without was out is funny honey. "Then he to and" said I. Once in the climbed and sang a buzz! "Buzz! I am," said the that door making an eat the Poo.
I without was out is funny honey. "Then he to and" said I. Once in the climbed and sang a buzz! "Buzz! I am," said the that door making an eat the Poo.
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gordthebassman (9 hours ago) [-]
Anyone wanna talk about injuries/illnesses/surgeries/etc.? It's 4 AM, I'm bored, and I've got a lot of painful tales to tell.
First off probably the weirdest thing I've got. Had surgery to remove a tooth and pull a second one down through the gum, but the surgeons messed up, damaged my gums, and accidentally made my other teeth loose. Tried having braces put on but they were done really badly... four times. In the end we gave up on that and I've been living for two years now with a disfigured set of teeth.
First off probably the weirdest thing I've got. Had surgery to remove a tooth and pull a second one down through the gum, but the surgeons messed up, damaged my gums, and accidentally made my other teeth loose. Tried having braces put on but they were done really badly... four times. In the end we gave up on that and I've been living for two years now with a disfigured set of teeth.
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Metallicock (9 hours ago) [-]
K so I don't know the validity of this story because a friend told it to me but here it goes:
>Friends cousin and her boy friend were making out
>She want's him to eat her out
>He doesn't want to
>Agrees to do it by licking peanut butter out of her puss (her idea btw)
>She spreads it on, he eats her out
>Fast forward a few days
>She starts having random orgasms
>This goes on for a week or so, with the orgasms getting more and more frequent
>Finally goes to a doctor
>They found maggots in her vagina, feeding off of the peanut butter her boy friend missed. Them crawling around stimulated her which was what was causing the orgasms
<this accurately described my expression
>Friends cousin and her boy friend were making out
>She want's him to eat her out
>He doesn't want to
>Agrees to do it by licking peanut butter out of her puss (her idea btw)
>She spreads it on, he eats her out
>Fast forward a few days
>She starts having random orgasms
>This goes on for a week or so, with the orgasms getting more and more frequent
>Finally goes to a doctor
>They found maggots in her vagina, feeding off of the peanut butter her boy friend missed. Them crawling around stimulated her which was what was causing the orgasms
<this accurately described my expression
Well, there's one injury that's been bothering me for a couple weeks now, and I really hope it goes away soon.
I was invited to a free show at a local club, with some local bands playing [Two of the bands I have friends in, so I wanted to support them]. It was a metal show, so obviously there was going to be some moshing. Unfortunately it was a very small area to mosh, and unfortunately there was a real dickbag there. During the pit, for some reason, he decided it would be a great idea to stomp as hard as he could on my foot. This resulted in splitting my big toe nail nearly in half and impaling the rest of the toe with the broken nail. My shoe that night was almost soaking in blood and I didn't even know what was wrong until I took it off at home. Over the past three weeks it's been getting infected [then I disinfect it] over and over again and I keep stubbing it and making it bleed more. I'd get you a pic but it's dark and most of its healed up.
I was invited to a free show at a local club, with some local bands playing [Two of the bands I have friends in, so I wanted to support them]. It was a metal show, so obviously there was going to be some moshing. Unfortunately it was a very small area to mosh, and unfortunately there was a real dickbag there. During the pit, for some reason, he decided it would be a great idea to stomp as hard as he could on my foot. This resulted in splitting my big toe nail nearly in half and impaling the rest of the toe with the broken nail. My shoe that night was almost soaking in blood and I didn't even know what was wrong until I took it off at home. Over the past three weeks it's been getting infected [then I disinfect it] over and over again and I keep stubbing it and making it bleed more. I'd get you a pic but it's dark and most of its healed up.
My brother used to bite his toenails loads [yep, he could bend that far] that he damaged his big toenail. It ended up ingrown and infected so they had to remove the whole nail. Then, when he had stitches, that kept getting infected. He was always squeezing out all the pus and ooze from his stitches.
Well, I suffer from a painful leg injury that's sort of intermittent. It usually starts hurting when I'm tired or I've been using my leg too much. This was no good since I used to do athletic running with my school. Came 4th place in a 200m sprint in a European competition, even with my injury.
But here's how it happened. My school was based on an old farmsite so there was lots of broken crap left around. Not great for a school, but hey. There was a great big pile of railway sleepers [big concrete girders used on railways] next to the playground that nobody used. They were too heavy to move anyway. Anyways, one kid had his birthday party on the school grounds, and we were playing a sort of hide-n-seek tag, and I had decided to hide around the sleepers. I tried to climb them so I could lay flat on the top and hide, but I stood on a loose one. It was sort of near the bottom of the pile, but quite loose. I'm quite heavy, [another story, it's an awesome medical condition] so my weight pushed the sleeper down, levering another one out of its place and slamming one of the corner edges right in between my knee and my shin, damaging my ligaments/tendons/whatever it is there. Now, my leg is naturally slanted slightly and it hurts a lot every now and then.
But here's how it happened. My school was based on an old farmsite so there was lots of broken crap left around. Not great for a school, but hey. There was a great big pile of railway sleepers [big concrete girders used on railways] next to the playground that nobody used. They were too heavy to move anyway. Anyways, one kid had his birthday party on the school grounds, and we were playing a sort of hide-n-seek tag, and I had decided to hide around the sleepers. I tried to climb them so I could lay flat on the top and hide, but I stood on a loose one. It was sort of near the bottom of the pile, but quite loose. I'm quite heavy, [another story, it's an awesome medical condition] so my weight pushed the sleeper down, levering another one out of its place and slamming one of the corner edges right in between my knee and my shin, damaging my ligaments/tendons/whatever it is there. Now, my leg is naturally slanted slightly and it hurts a lot every now and then.
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BrayBoy (16 hours ago) [-]
does anyone know of any movie or show on Netflix that will keep me distracted?
I'm in a heap of pain and r
really need something to do
I'm in a heap of pain and r
really need something to do
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N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
Just keep watching the gif you posted, that would work for me. Lol but breaking bad if you haven't already seen it, or if you're looking for something more on the other side of the spectrum, HIMYM is enjoyable to watch through once you get over the laugh tracks.
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rageeffer (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey guys, long story short i am doing a four page assignment on bullying for school. My teacher expects the usual BULLYING IS KILLING OUR CHILDREN HURR DURR crap, but since its my last assignment for my senior year, I want to try discussing the positive effects of bullying. Im not saying i am one or justify it in anyway, i just want to talk about good things like someone who found motivation to strive to be better because of the negative attention received from their peers. or how it balances out society. So if anyone has good info, stories, or wants to talk to me about it please dont be shy. Pic Unrelated
I think being bullied or whatever gives people a chance for redemption.
Like when I first went to my school, I made friends with a girl, long story short there was quite a bit of bitchiness and she ended up leaving the school.
Which sounds pretty bad but consider the fact this all happened when I was 11 and I never actually did anything wrong except decide that I didn't want to be her friend, for pretty valid reasons I think.
This girl made it a constant competition between me and my former best friend to be liked by her and after finding out they purposely excluded me from loads of shit, I was like oh shit fuck that, and became friends with a girl that is my best friend to this day.
Then that fucking girl who I was in ''competition'' decided to leave the other girl and join me which left that girl alone.
I felt bad for her, so I tried to be friends with her again, so she wasn't alone.
Took her 3 days to forgive me, and a break time to forgive the other girl.
Basically then the girl would go through phases of having friends and having no friends and because I was always the one who felt bad for her, I stupidly kept going back to help her out.
So then she decided to leave, BUT TOLD EVERYBODY I BULLIED HER.
Which was really great for the next 3 years, people labelled me as that bitch who bullied that girl out of the school.
It really didn't help that everybody thought she was really pretty, I'm sure if she wasn't nobody would have gave a fuck.
So I got pretty badly treated after that but to be honest, those years were still so much fun for me, because I didn't give a shit what people said and I remember laughing a lot, people in my class who did know me, I got on with really well.
It was kinda cool for everybody to think I was the fucking devil so when they actually got to know me they were like lol oops we were wrong!!!!
So, what I'm trying to say is, being bullied turned out good for me.
Like when I first went to my school, I made friends with a girl, long story short there was quite a bit of bitchiness and she ended up leaving the school.
Which sounds pretty bad but consider the fact this all happened when I was 11 and I never actually did anything wrong except decide that I didn't want to be her friend, for pretty valid reasons I think.
This girl made it a constant competition between me and my former best friend to be liked by her and after finding out they purposely excluded me from loads of shit, I was like oh shit fuck that, and became friends with a girl that is my best friend to this day.
Then that fucking girl who I was in ''competition'' decided to leave the other girl and join me which left that girl alone.
I felt bad for her, so I tried to be friends with her again, so she wasn't alone.
Took her 3 days to forgive me, and a break time to forgive the other girl.
Basically then the girl would go through phases of having friends and having no friends and because I was always the one who felt bad for her, I stupidly kept going back to help her out.
So then she decided to leave, BUT TOLD EVERYBODY I BULLIED HER.
Which was really great for the next 3 years, people labelled me as that bitch who bullied that girl out of the school.
It really didn't help that everybody thought she was really pretty, I'm sure if she wasn't nobody would have gave a fuck.
So I got pretty badly treated after that but to be honest, those years were still so much fun for me, because I didn't give a shit what people said and I remember laughing a lot, people in my class who did know me, I got on with really well.
It was kinda cool for everybody to think I was the fucking devil so when they actually got to know me they were like lol oops we were wrong!!!!
So, what I'm trying to say is, being bullied turned out good for me.
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blkjk (05/21/2013) [-]
Bullied by some, and looked down upon by most. I was a slacker, although I am intelligent. I originally was in all the advanced classes but because of my slacking I got kicked out of them. I was made fun of by a good amount of people. Once I declared my college choice ( a local technical college) I was made fun of and looked down upon by both teachers and students. Certain teachers told me I wouldn't be able to make anything for myself. My other student friends laughed at me because of my school choice.
Two years later sitting at a 3.95 gpa working to get my second associates degree and almost a guaranteed opportunity for a 60k a year job along with "real colleges" offering me decent scholarships. People doubted me and someday I WILL be their bosses and give them a hard time.
Gif because I love her
Two years later sitting at a 3.95 gpa working to get my second associates degree and almost a guaranteed opportunity for a 60k a year job along with "real colleges" offering me decent scholarships. People doubted me and someday I WILL be their bosses and give them a hard time.
Gif because I love her
Oh also want to say that I've never done drugs and rarely drink. I had a brother pass away 7 months ago and was unable to apply for financial aid (I had 14k from a benefit I arranged for him myself in an account, they didn't offer me anything). And another brother was diagnosed with cancer two months ago and underwent a really intensive surgery this past Wednesday that may kill him. My mom had a stroke in 2006 and at 13 I worked to support the house up until I was 19.
Best advice that I knew and have known is life is tough and you have to make a future for yourself.
Best advice that I knew and have known is life is tough and you have to make a future for yourself.
So, I was bullied in high school Freshman year, I was the fat kid ya know... all the name callings and shit And I got down and yeah know was like why me was about to end it but something snapped in me. I stopped feeling sorry for my self stopped giving a fuck what other people thought about me, Joined my High school football team, started lifting and running, eating right and shit. Got skinny really fast and got pretty built, or so to say. Sophomore year comes around I was on the Varsity Football team starting Had regained confidence in my self and knew that no one could stop me or bring me down but me. went up to my bully and told him to start something. He didn't recognize me, I said what? don't remember the fucking fat kid you almost made commit suicide? He was like what did he hire you to beat me up? what a faggot I said no... I WAS the fat kid the look on his face when he realized I had changed I beat the shit outta my bully then thanked him for giving me the strength to not give up to not quit. But to better my self and find a true happiness. With out my Bully I wouldn't be the same person I am today. Bullying Helped me find the real me and change my life.
My brother bullied me a lot. He used to hit me a lot. One day I got fed up and punched him square in the mouth.... not good to do with an anger-issue having, hardcore drug-abusing, doped up asshole..... that is the day I learned to fight.
positive effects? I leaned how to defend myself. Bad side effects, I got thrown through my mom's drywall before he ran off in a rage and didn't come home for afew days.
ahhhhh, memories ^-^
positive effects? I leaned how to defend myself. Bad side effects, I got thrown through my mom's drywall before he ran off in a rage and didn't come home for afew days.
ahhhhh, memories ^-^
well, not bitching, but my upbringing itself was fucked up. My brother used drugs and repression to forget about our childhoods, I just leared to accept it and use it to become a better person.
He didnt effect me all that much because he wasnt around all of the time. He lived with his doped-up dad in the mexican ghetto of Chino.
So, in all honesty, I wouldnt be all that different.
He didnt effect me all that much because he wasnt around all of the time. He lived with his doped-up dad in the mexican ghetto of Chino.
So, in all honesty, I wouldnt be all that different.
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N. Korean citizen (05/20/2013) [-]
I hate myself. I hate myself for many reasons. Also for thinking like this... I wish I diddn't.
I just want to end it all. I've always said that only weak people commit suicide, so guess I was right about that...
I am posting this here because I have nobody else to talk to, it's patetic I know...
You people on FJ will probably just think of me of just another anon, and I can't blame you for that. But for me, FJ has been one of very few things I would always enjoy no matter what, and I thank you for that.
I just want to end it all. I've always said that only weak people commit suicide, so guess I was right about that...
I am posting this here because I have nobody else to talk to, it's patetic I know...
You people on FJ will probably just think of me of just another anon, and I can't blame you for that. But for me, FJ has been one of very few things I would always enjoy no matter what, and I thank you for that.
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The world is your oyster.
The world is your oyster.
Try writing.
I'm goin through a lot right now and I've had some pretty low moments this past week and I'm working on a poem that's really helping.
It sounds silly but writing this poem is honestly working way better than I thought it would. Give it a try, I've been in your shoes before. Hell I'm still in them
I'm goin through a lot right now and I've had some pretty low moments this past week and I'm working on a poem that's really helping.
It sounds silly but writing this poem is honestly working way better than I thought it would. Give it a try, I've been in your shoes before. Hell I'm still in them
"I need to keep breathing, because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
- Tom Hanks, Outcast
"There should be laughter after pain
There should be sunshine after rain
These things have always been the same
So why worry now"
- Dire Straits, Why Worry
- Tom Hanks, Outcast
"There should be laughter after pain
There should be sunshine after rain
These things have always been the same
So why worry now"
- Dire Straits, Why Worry
Why does everyone think every anon posting is hurley? Last time I posted something as anon, people thought I was hurley, too...oO
Also, to anon, don´t do it. Sounds clicheed, but if you go down, the ones who piss you off, win. If there´s nothing else keeping yo alive, at least take this as a reason.
Also, to anon, don´t do it. Sounds clicheed, but if you go down, the ones who piss you off, win. If there´s nothing else keeping yo alive, at least take this as a reason.