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User avatar #118368 - alexanderburns ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
send nudes
#118365 - xxdarkdanxx (11 hours ago) [-]



So I just learned today that my friend has a golf cart. So I took the one in a lifetime opportunity and drove that shit around in his backyard at high average speeds.
Was 4 of us, on driving, one passenger and the other two standing on the back. Eventually we went driving in the woods behind his property, and found a steep hill. so like the idiots we are, we took turns laying down on the roof of the damn thing as we went down at top speed.
Fun stuff, then we came up to a quarry, where we ditched the golf cart for a bit and just threw rocks in the lake inside of it, climbed down the rocks, climbed back up. Just generic stupid shit.
Overall was great, how is yall?
#118363 - bigband (12 hours ago) [-]
Are people coming here again?
#118364 to #118363 - xxdarkdanxx (12 hours ago) [-]
Why must you hurt me in this way    
 also it does seem board has been slightly more crowded than it used to be, so it's a start




Why must you hurt me in this way
also it does seem board has been slightly more crowded than it used to be, so it's a start
#118356 - waffermelone (16 hours ago) [-]
hello there
hello there
User avatar #118359 to #118356 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Hello
User avatar #118360 to #118359 - waffermelone (13 hours ago) [-]
ey mang, how are u doing?
User avatar #118361 to #118360 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Im ok, you?
User avatar #118362 to #118361 - waffermelone (12 hours ago) [-]
fine,trying to make rouge squadron 2 run on a emulator, but i'm not having much success
User avatar #118351 - computerlife (22 hours ago) [-]
Old users of this board
how active was this place back in the day?
User avatar #118355 to #118351 - nim (18 hours ago) [-]
Once upon a time, the past 3 days weren't on the same page.
User avatar #118358 to #118355 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah this boards a bit inactive :p
#118354 to #118351 - waffermelone (19 hours ago) [-]
not active like today
not active like today
#118338 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
Anyone ever gotten laid from FJ?
User avatar #118366 to #118338 - youngneil (10 hours ago) [-]
There was a dude named ballerinstaller who started dating a girl that posted in NSFW, then made her stop posting nudes for everyone. He was a dick.
User avatar #118350 to #118338 - computerlife (22 hours ago) [-]
I know that there was this one time that a guy and a girl found out that they went to the same school over FunnyJunk. They ended up dating and they deleted their accounts. Wether or not the guy got laid is a mystery.
User avatar #118352 to #118350 - ieatbengay (21 hours ago) [-]
probably the same person
User avatar #118353 to #118352 - computerlife (21 hours ago) [-]
No, they provided pics
I can't find a link to the post, but it was legit
User avatar #118339 to #118338 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
That would require women to go on this site in the first place.

All women on the internet are actually dudes.
User avatar #118367 to #118339 - titsmccracken (8 hours ago) [-]
Eh, we make up like 5% of the funnyjunk population.
#118340 to #118339 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
Doesn't stop them from being big bitches.
#118337 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
I genuinely have OCD and It bothers the hell out of me when people say they have OCD when they're just being picky about unorganized shit.

When I close a door, any door, I have to open/close it until it "feels right." The longest I've stood opening and closing a door because it didn't "feel right" was a little under 45 minutes (it was the refrigerator door, so its near a stove clock). Because of my OCD I have no doors in my house excluding the front door, refrigerator, stove, microwave, and fridge (if you come to my house you get to watch me shit, so theres that if you're into it). I hardly ever go out and when I do its only with friends because i'm afraid i'll end up having to awkwardly open and close a door repeatedly in public. I have perfect attendance at my workplace, this is because I get to the building early so that my manager (one of the few people who know about my predicament) can let me in so I can avoid embarrassment.

Do you guys have any weird things about you that make you unbelievably socially awkward?
User avatar #118341 to #118337 - xxdarkdanxx (23 hours ago) [-]
I have yet to actually meet someone with OCD. I'd try my best not to fuck with them but I think I instinctively would whether I liked it or not.

I think the most socially awkward thing about myself is just being unable to hold up a conversation, or never knowing what to say/respond. To actually come up with a decent response, I'd have to take some time to think but I want to avoid looking retarded so I just blurt out the first thing that comes to my head, so then I usually just look retarded anyway.
#118320 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I remember this board  It wrecked me a new asshole when I posted a selfie    
   
So, what do Social?
I remember this board It wrecked me a new asshole when I posted a selfie

So, what do Social?
User avatar #118342 to #118320 - xxdarkdanxx (23 hours ago) [-]
idk, you've probably already did something considering your comment is 9 hours old
User avatar #118343 to #118342 - tylersauraus ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I did many things indeed actually, I just wanted to see how this board was in like the 3 years I never came onto it
User avatar #118344 to #118343 - xxdarkdanxx (23 hours ago) [-]
isded basically,
trying to see if maybe my presence can change that
I don't think it has, but I'm too stubborn to give up yet
User avatar #118345 to #118344 - tylersauraus ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
well you're dedicated to like everyone around here from what I've seen anyways
User avatar #118346 to #118345 - xxdarkdanxx (23 hours ago) [-]
Well most of the people you see me talking to in those past comments are my friends,
but yeah I'm gonna try and be somewhat friendly to anyone that comes here.
It's not very encouraging to stay if someone posts and I just tell them to fuck off
User avatar #118347 to #118346 - tylersauraus ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Shitposting kinda disrupts that too.. which is now the lovely autism board

I was very impressionable years ago coming to Social with a heart full of innocence
users weren't all to nice but eh, things improved
User avatar #118348 to #118347 - xxdarkdanxx (23 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm always in a dilemma
I don't want to shitpost but I also really don't want to leave the board so barren of posts entirely

I'm not really sure how to approach this anymore
User avatar #118349 to #118348 - tylersauraus ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
WELCOME TO SOCIAL BOARD THEN, where nobody knows how to go about it
Some sneaky bastards have it figured
User avatar #118321 to #118320 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Post a selfie so we can rip you a new new asshole?
User avatar #118322 to #118321 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Some things never change I see.. Maybe.
User avatar #118323 to #118322 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't know. I just got here. I've no idea what this board if for.
User avatar #118324 to #118323 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
OH, so same boat as me then, cool.
Let's ride the waves of social board and see where it takes us.
User avatar #118325 to #118324 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
alright then. where are ya from?
User avatar #118326 to #118325 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
The great friendly white north.

yourself?
User avatar #118327 to #118326 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Northwest U.S. Been in sweaty armpit swampland for a few years now though.
User avatar #118328 to #118327 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
OHH, Washington area?

Up here in the Middle of Alberta it's been.. more or less pleasant.
User avatar #118329 to #118328 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
I'be spent lots of time in B.C. , but never anywhere east of there. What's it like there relatively?
#118330 to #118329 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Well it looked like this about a month ago in May, it's been warming up nicely though since.
User avatar #118331 to #118330 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
That's good. Bit of the opposite problem here, really. I miss the snow terribly.
User avatar #118332 to #118331 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Complete opposite across the border, 6-7 months of winter and you get sick of getting bundled up just to walk to the local store.

I heard that the East got it waaaay worse than the West though.
User avatar #118333 to #118332 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. The whole North East region was shut down this year over a blizzard dead center over New York City. The warmer Atlantic waters in general cause more turbulent weather on the east coast
User avatar #118334 to #118333 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
This is true, it just get worse every year.
Global warming? (or cooling, whichever you prefer)
User avatar #118335 to #118334 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Only for everyone that for north. won't find anyone down here complaining. Anyway, I gotta nod off. Maybe i'll catch ya later.
User avatar #118336 to #118335 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Jesus christ it's already 3:45. Yeah good call, see you around the board.
User avatar #118318 - indulge (05/22/2015) [-]
I was gone for 6 months and I only had 34 mentions. Step up your vocabulary game, people. Indulge me.
User avatar #118319 to #118318 - computerlife (05/22/2015) [-]
I indulge my right to mention your name
User avatar #118303 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I remember when social started, it was a bunch of selfies and stuff and like a lists of hobbies and all
User avatar #118309 to #118303 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't think people understand exactly what "socializing" is
I doubt I do either tho, since I hardly do it
User avatar #118310 to #118309 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I have the social skills of a hermit crab
User avatar #118311 to #118310 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
and I have the social skills of a crazed hermit
#118304 to #118303 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
oldfag  I'm so sorry
oldfag I'm so sorry
User avatar #118312 to #118307 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Btw is that Joel in the gif you posted?
User avatar #118313 to #118312 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
Hey man, i don't know who this Joel character is.
User avatar #118314 to #118313 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
From rooster teeth (checked Google, it is)
#118315 to #118314 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
Next you'll tell me this guy has a name like, i don't know, Burnie or something.
Next you'll tell me this guy has a name like, i don't know, Burnie or something.
User avatar #118316 to #118315 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Nah that's Seth Rogen
#118317 to #118316 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
Fucking got him.
Fucking got him.
User avatar #118271 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #118285 to #118284 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
hello... My name is Dan too
User avatar #118286 to #118285 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
that's neat
I don't think we need to whisper, we're the only ones here
User avatar #118288 to #118286 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
not true :o nim and 2 anons are here.
User avatar #118289 to #118288 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my
we should keep quiet then

so, how're you?
User avatar #118291 to #118289 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
not too bad, what time is it by you?
User avatar #118293 to #118291 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
11:11pm
I should probably get to bed around 1am or so since I shouldn't be too tired for tomorrow cause I'll be driving
User avatar #118295 to #118293 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
same time zone!
User avatar #118296 to #118295 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
**xxdarkdanxx high fives**
User avatar #118298 to #118296 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
you from the states?
User avatar #118299 to #118298 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
Canada, pretty close to the states though
User avatar #118300 to #118299 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Ah I'm from new Jersey
User avatar #118301 to #118300 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
Ontario

Is New Jersey as big of a shit hole as it's portrayed to be?
User avatar #118306 to #118301 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I really wanna visit Ontario sometime, heard people are really nice
User avatar #118308 to #118306 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
Well I don't like supporting the "All canadians are nice" stereotype, but yeah I think you'll generally find friendly people around here.
It's mostly just cities scattered around with farmlands to fill in the gaps in between them
User avatar #118302 to #118301 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah it's super over populated and everything fun is banned the cost of living is ridiculous too considering how much it sucks lol
User avatar #118278 to #118277 - computerlife (05/22/2015) [-]
I see you've taken a visit to /r/animalswaving
User avatar #118279 to #118278 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Nah just googled cute waving gif
#118280 to #118279 - computerlife (05/22/2015) [-]
acceptable   
what r u up to
acceptable
what r u up to
User avatar #118281 to #118280 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Chilling thinking about whether or not to play battlefield
User avatar #118282 to #118281 - computerlife (05/22/2015) [-]
which one
User avatar #118283 to #118282 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Hard-line
#118273 to #118272 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I have no waving gifs so have a cat
I have no waving gifs so have a cat
#118275 to #118273 - nim (05/22/2015) [-]
Cats are perfectly acceptable.
Cats are perfectly acceptable.
#118276 to #118275 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Found one! (Also you have a cat?)
Found one! (Also you have a cat?)
#118287 to #118276 - nim (05/22/2015) [-]
Meet Mr. Cat. <3
#118290 to #118287 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh cute here's my cat, sweet pea
User avatar #118294 to #118290 - nim (05/22/2015) [-]
ohmygod so precious. cats are the fucking best
User avatar #118297 to #118294 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Thankyou! And yes cats are awesome
#118265 - waffermelone (05/21/2015) [-]
last post 6 hours ago
User avatar #118267 to #118265 - nim (05/21/2015) [-]
Everyone died :/
User avatar #118269 to #118268 - nim (05/22/2015) [-]
All these ugly barnacles..
User avatar #118270 to #118269 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Im ugly and I'm proud!
User avatar #118266 to #118265 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
I might have been slacking a bit
User avatar #118253 - nottafox (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey, so I have a French exam tomorrow, and I'm just checking here to see if anyone knows fluent or decent French, and maybe you could proofread my paper for the exam? I would definitely owe you a big favour!
User avatar #118254 to #118253 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm decent in french, since I go to a french school but still pretty shit compared to people why speak it fluently
I could give it a shot if you want
User avatar #118255 to #118254 - nottafox (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh, I already got help elsewhere. Thanks though
User avatar #118256 to #118255 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
Alrighty, hope it all works out then
Good luck ~
User avatar #118257 to #118256 - nottafox (05/21/2015) [-]
Thank you
#118246 - bizzareslam (05/21/2015) [-]
Hello the 6 people on social
#118248 to #118246 - yankeerose (05/21/2015) [-]
Getting a little crowded in here.
User avatar #118247 to #118246 - pitchdark ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Hi
#118240 - computerlife (05/21/2015) [-]
So I have to remember to post reminders to this board as well   
My life just keeps getting harder and harder   
   
weekly reminder to put your garbage out in the morning
So I have to remember to post reminders to this board as well
My life just keeps getting harder and harder

weekly reminder to put your garbage out in the morning
User avatar #118241 to #118240 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't have to since monday was a holiday here in Canadaland
so garbage day for me is tomorrow, your reminder is useless to me this time
User avatar #118244 to #118241 - computerlife (05/21/2015) [-]
should I post another reminder tomorrow just for you?
User avatar #118245 to #118244 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
nah, I'll be fine
User avatar #118242 to #118241 - computerlife (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey, the comment numbers finally work!
User avatar #118243 to #118242 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
yeah they do~
yaaaaay
#118238 - waffermelone (05/21/2015) [-]
naptime, byebye
naptime, byebye
User avatar #118230 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
One day people will come here
.....one day
User avatar #118234 to #118230 - birdss (05/21/2015) [-]
Those times are over, unless you can bring back 2012 stop whining
User avatar #118237 to #118234 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
Well your obviously here for some reason
User avatar #118260 to #118237 - imnotnewhereok (05/21/2015) [-]
probably looking for someone to share nudes with
User avatar #118262 to #118260 - birdss (05/21/2015) [-]
Always have been looking for someone to share nudes with ever since i joined this board.
Nothing new,
#118222 - xxdarkdanxx (05/20/2015) [-]



I wonder what being social is exactly
What is technically being social and what's not?

I would assume, though, that being social usually involves other people than myself
at least there's always waffy here <3
User avatar #118225 to #118222 - birdss (05/21/2015) [-]
My ass is social
User avatar #118226 to #118225 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
Is that some kind of invitation~?
User avatar #118227 to #118226 - birdss (05/21/2015) [-]
More like that you should fuck off with the shitposting.
User avatar #118228 to #118227 - xxdarkdanxx (05/21/2015) [-]
I will definitely take that as an invitation
User avatar #118229 to #118228 - birdss (05/21/2015) [-]
Do as you seem fit darlin
User avatar #118223 to #118222 - xxdarkdanxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Nevermind he apparently ditched me
User avatar #118220 - waffermelone (05/20/2015) [-]
yay, the comments got fixed
User avatar #118221 to #118220 - xxdarkdanxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yay~
Now I could mass mention a bunch of people and not have them be confused as fuck
User avatar #118213 - bigband (05/20/2015) [-]
Hello me.
User avatar #118214 to #118213 - xxdarkdanxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Hey that's my line
User avatar #118215 to #118214 - bigband (05/20/2015) [-]
Eeeeee
User avatar #118216 to #118215 - xxdarkdanxx (05/20/2015) [-]
There we go
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