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#114953 - nuaden (15 hours ago) [-]
Get on FJ everyday, and you'll know up to date news. Leave it for a few days and all hell breaks loose. Whatever gamergate is, some woman named zoe I think, something called sjw, and 8chan, then there's some shit happening with 4chan someone mind catching me up to date?   
   
I'm lost, and half the shit on front page I can't understand.
Get on FJ everyday, and you'll know up to date news. Leave it for a few days and all hell breaks loose. Whatever gamergate is, some woman named zoe I think, something called sjw, and 8chan, then there's some shit happening with 4chan someone mind catching me up to date?

I'm lost, and half the shit on front page I can't understand.
#114967 to #114953 - CIS White Male (1 hour ago) [-]
internet nerds are mad about digital events cause their lives are boring
User avatar #114963 to #114953 - gmarrox (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll break it down as best I can.

-Zoe Quinn basically traded sexual favors for good ratings on her game.
-Gamers found out and got pissed.
-Some even threatened Zoe Quinn
-The response of Tumblr SJWs and "feminists" was "death to gamer culture" because like maybe 0.01% of the angry gamers sent Zoe threats.
-Some big-name game journalists are siding with Zoe and turning on gamers because they're too big of shitheads to acknowledge their own corruption
-Anita Sarkeesian basically shat all over GamerGate (the movement by gamers to end the corruption) and said gamer culture needs to die
-Every SJW listened to her because she is like their harvest god or some shit
-The anti-gamer movement has gotten so big that many sites are in fear of being smeared enough to lose traffic, so they're deleting and banning any anti-SJW stuff
-Moot (Creator of 4chan) took it a step further by befriending Sarkeesian and the creator of Tumblr
-Most people speculate that Moot is also receiving favors or bribes to clean out his site, since 4chan was at the forefront of the Gamergate movement and media has smeared it as a terrible cult with the overriding urge to oppress anything with a vagoo.
-Moot has made statements that he plans to purge 4chan of all its mods and current users and re-build it, or to start a brand new website in junction with the creator of Tumblr
-Moot's new SJW friendly mods are going on banning sprees, effectively killing free speech on 4chan.
-Non-SJW members of 4chan are fleeing to 8chan, masterchan, and other sites.
-4chan is kill
User avatar #114957 to #114953 - herbolifee (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm here daily and I still don't know the details, so I might be wrong, but from what I understand it's basically a bunch of corruption scandals within gaming journalism (like zoe quinn whoring herself for better ratings for her game or something) and a lot of websites (such as reddit and even 4chan) are censoring the entire subject for some fucking reason. So yeah, a big part of the gaming community is outraged, 4chan and reddit are outraged, SJW's (Social Justice Wariors) somehow got involved and are outraged, and it all boils down to one big bucket of shit thrown in a circle of fans.
#114949 - spazzin (16 hours ago) [-]
>check out myspace
>look at some of my old pictures
What the fuck was I thinking?
User avatar #114950 to #114949 - DCat (15 hours ago) [-]
It's even worse when you look at really really old Facebook posts. Jesus so cringy.
User avatar #114951 to #114950 - spazzin (15 hours ago) [-]
>just read old messages
Jesus fuck I'd rather nude pictures of me leak than those messages
#114941 - fistfireace (21 hours ago) [-]
**fistfireace rolled user fausticorn **
#114937 - lospuglet (23 hours ago) [-]
HI!
HI!
#114936 - redfucker (23 hours ago) [-]
Ok i am doing an assignment for my LGBTQ class, what gender, sexual identity, ethnicity, and social class are you and can you give me 5 things that make a “real woman” and 5 things that make a “real man”
User avatar #114964 to #114936 - gmarrox (2 hours ago) [-]
White cis hetero male
lower middle class

Real man/woman in the figurative sense:

1. Keep your word
2. Stand up for your beliefs
3. Do what you can to protect or improve the welfare of your family, friends, and loved ones
4. Be honest with your self
5. Do no harm to anyone who doesn't deserve it

Literal:

Man: have a ding-dong
Woman: have a hoo-hoo
User avatar #114958 to #114936 - herbolifee (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't really make a distinction but if it's useful to you:

I'm a white heterosexual male (OMG MUH PRIVILEGES) somewhere between lower and middle class.

1. Be a good parent if you have kids
2. Don't be a selfish cunt
3. Be loyal
4. Stand up for yourself (and preferably others aswell) when needed
5. Be a kind person (unless the other doesn't deserve your kindness)

This goes for being either a real man or woman.
User avatar #114954 to #114936 - Conquistador (14 hours ago) [-]
There's a class on this shit?

God damnit, I blame the Jews...
User avatar #114947 to #114936 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
a penis
User avatar #114942 to #114936 - frenzyhero (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't you have a textbook?
Well, either way they're looking for progressive answers, so just tell them what they want to hear. If you've been keeping up with #bullshitgate and quinn it should be easy.
#114938 to #114936 - princessren (22 hours ago) [-]
there....is a class?
#114939 to #114938 - redfucker (21 hours ago) [-]
ya
its called LGBTQ psychology
User avatar #114965 to #114939 - misticalz ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
lmfaooooo
User avatar #114940 to #114939 - princessren (21 hours ago) [-]
...huh
#114908 - notebooks (09/21/2014) [-]
I was not aware these types of people truly existed.
User avatar #114890 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
Hi people
Be my friend pls
#114952 to #114890 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I'll be your friend
User avatar #114956 to #114952 - lurifax (11 hours ago) [-]
so uh
you're my friend now
User avatar #114966 to #114956 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm okay with this
#114925 to #114890 - slewt ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
What's in it for me?
What's in it for me?
#114926 to #114925 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
not rly tho
User avatar #114927 to #114926 - slewt ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
You couldn't pay me enough you be YOUR friend Jk tho lets be lesbians
User avatar #114928 to #114927 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
oki, wanna touch my pp?
User avatar #114929 to #114928 - slewt ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
eh mebe
User avatar #114932 to #114929 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
what tattoo should I get
User avatar #114933 to #114932 - slewt ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
a dick on your forehead.
User avatar #114934 to #114933 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
brilliant
User avatar #114935 to #114934 - slewt ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
so fucking hot
#114914 to #114890 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
go on then, Impress me.
User avatar #114916 to #114914 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
anon isn't a real person, silly
#114918 to #114916 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
jeez, way to be a douche. my feelings are really hurt > me so sad
User avatar #114919 to #114918 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
i am sari
#114921 to #114919 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
I don't want to be friends with you any more.
User avatar #114924 to #114921 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
Anon, I...
User avatar #114896 to #114895 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
I play the drums
Do you love me yet
User avatar #114909 to #114896 - tomahawkkit (09/21/2014) [-]
do you have a band
#114910 to #114909 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
Ye
It's called Kill the Lawyers, a trio band.
This is something our bass/vocals made real quick
I think it's pretty neato
We haven't really got up and out there yet, but we're working on it
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#114912 to #114910 - tomahawkkit has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #114915 to #114912 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #114917 to #114915 - tomahawkkit (09/21/2014) [-]
u wot m8 ill nok ur head in I swear on me mum
User avatar #114920 to #114917 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
in my defense, that pic was particularly unflattering
User avatar #114922 to #114920 - tomahawkkit (09/21/2014) [-]
I know I deleted it, no one wants their irl on fj
User avatar #114923 to #114922 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
lol, I don't mind
it's just that uh that was a bad picture ya get
User avatar #114911 to #114910 - tomahawkkit (09/21/2014) [-]
I love the band name, but its going to be hard to become popular when a Shakespeare quote comes up when I Google it
User avatar #114913 to #114911 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, it's where the name originates from
And uh we've just started kinda
User avatar #114901 to #114897 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
I also sing
How bout now
User avatar #114904 to #114903 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
Yess, so your place or mine?
User avatar #114905 to #114904 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/21/2014) [-]
Alleyway. Downtown. 8:00 sharp. Bring dragon dildos.
User avatar #114906 to #114905 - lurifax (09/21/2014) [-]
You know it, amigo
#114902 to #114901 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
#114889 - fistfireace (09/21/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled user ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ** I know your secret.
User avatar #114891 to #114889 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/21/2014) [-]
That bitch was asking for it.
User avatar #114892 to #114891 - fistfireace (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh, was she really now?
#114885 - ohaibrooooh (09/21/2014) [-]
Posted this on /b/ at 11:53 PST
Gonna see how long it takes before I get banned.
#114886 to #114885 - ohaibrooooh (09/21/2014) [-]
Wrong image, sorry.
User avatar #114930 to #114894 - ohaibrooooh (09/21/2014) [-]
Nothing happened, really. Just got a nude picture of her as a reply.
#114893 to #114886 - drizztrocks (09/21/2014) [-]
Keep us updated please.
User avatar #114931 to #114893 - ohaibrooooh (09/21/2014) [-]
Ain't shit happened.
User avatar #114881 - lostminder (09/21/2014) [-]
guys lets do something fun
User avatar #114898 to #114881 - gmarrox (09/21/2014) [-]
Let's play Roshambo. I'll go first.
User avatar #114899 to #114898 - lostminder (09/21/2014) [-]
what is roshambo
#114944 to #114899 - roshambo ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
you rang?
you rang?
User avatar #114900 to #114899 - gmarrox (09/21/2014) [-]
Basically I kick you directly in the testicles, then if you can still move, you kick me in the testicles.
User avatar #114883 to #114881 - sugoi (09/21/2014) [-]
What like a round of BGO?
User avatar #114880 - crazycatladymedusa (09/21/2014) [-]
What's everyone up to?
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#114864 - honzo has deleted their comment [-]
#114888 to #114864 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 21** Shiggy Diggy
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#114887 to #114864 - vColtmanfraco has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #114884 to #114864 - mourningspawn (09/21/2014) [-]
>shes an idiot
>you're an idiot
>your ocnversation is set up to do nowhere, ask some fucking questions
User avatar #114876 to #114864 - TheseChocodiles (09/21/2014) [-]
or you could just talk to her like a normal human being, but hey i dunno im no doctor
User avatar #114869 to #114864 - arenaferox (09/21/2014) [-]
What is she into? How do you know her? Do you have a class with her or something?
#114870 to #114869 - honzo (09/21/2014) [-]
i have a class with her
shes into viola and frisbee and is kind of a writer
User avatar #114872 to #114870 - arenaferox (09/21/2014) [-]
**arenaferox rolls 14**
Nvm Looking at the advice board you asked her to have a circle jerk with you so I think it may be beyond saving.
Did something funny happen in class?
If dubs say "so how about x that happened in class today?"
x being something that happened in class. If nothing happened then this roll doesn't count.
#114873 to #114872 - honzo (09/21/2014) [-]
i didn't, that was another girl
i know this one a bit better to actually respond to me
User avatar #114877 to #114873 - arenaferox (09/21/2014) [-]
Also note that you shouldn't really be asking people on the internet to talk to her for you. Some things you need to do yourself. You can ask about stuff but I'm really just trying to give you examples of stuff you could talk about and take off from there.
#114878 to #114877 - honzo (09/21/2014) [-]
note that i never asked for dating advice
User avatar #114879 to #114878 - arenaferox (09/21/2014) [-]
Well you are right there but you kinda implied. Also I'm not necessarily trying to get you with her, just giving out topics for conversation.
User avatar #114874 to #114873 - arenaferox (09/21/2014) [-]
**arenaferox rolls 58**
Ohhh okay nvm.
If you play an instrument
"Hey do you wanna play a song together"
If you don't play an instrument
Plan A which is the class thing
User avatar #114868 to #114864 - fistfireace (09/21/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolls 94** >Fuck trying to get girls
Nah, you need a little push.

Here: assuming she doesn't have a boyfriend already, just tell her you like talking to her and shit. Tell her that you like her. Don't do this if you actually don't like her, don't want to disappoint her in the end. If she rejects you or whatever, move on, at least you tried.

Now, if you don't like her (or she has a boyfriend), just keep meowing I guess.
#114871 to #114868 - honzo (09/21/2014) [-]
thing is, i have awful luck, so i'm just leaving it up to anyone on here who bothers to decide
User avatar #114875 to #114871 - fistfireace (09/21/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolls 70** Terrible luck or not, you'll never know until you give a shot. I'm gonna reroll and stand by what I had said in my first comment.
User avatar #114863 - darealsnooki (09/21/2014) [-]
How do I get a lot of likes for my facebook page without advertising it on such places as here or 4chan?

If anyone here has been independent, and made their facebook page full of likes, please tell me how

My reason: I'm in competition with another page
#114865 to #114863 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
send all of your friends invites to the page
User avatar #114866 to #114865 - darealsnooki (09/21/2014) [-]
Ihate to sound like a dick, but not just that. I only friend people I know, so I have 48 friends
User avatar #114862 - connorjay (09/21/2014) [-]
Just had the best work shift of my life.
Working behind a bar, got made a team leader / supervisor within 4 hours and just helped keep everything neat, tidy and make sure the people who were very slightly newer than me were not useless. Genuinely enjoyed every minute of a 12 hour shift that was only meant to be 9 hours...
#114960 to #114862 - herbolifee (10 hours ago) [-]
Not many people can actually enjoy working. Glad for you bro.
#114854 - hitwright ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Hello everybody.
#114867 to #114854 - fistfireace (09/21/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** Hello.
#114855 to #114854 - hitwright ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Are there actually people here?
#114856 to #114855 - hitwright ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
#114859 to #114856 - CIS White Male (09/20/2014) [-]
go back about 400 pages, it's alive back there.
User avatar #114850 - datmine (09/20/2014) [-]
Why is this board even existing?
User avatar #114861 to #114850 - istrollid ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
the same reason why humans exist.
User avatar #114853 to #114850 - fishinyourface (09/20/2014) [-]
seems useless to me, no one is ever on it
#114757 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled user tinkotin **
**fistfireace rolled user tinkotin **
#114847 to #114846 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Nope. Anyways, I think I'm going head to bed, getting tired. Been nice talking to you.
#114848 to #114847 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
night night friend
night night friend
#114819 to #114818 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
I just made the feels come back to me.
I just made the feels come back to me.
#114822 to #114821 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
there there
there there
#114823 to #114822 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
If you didn't see it, I recommend it. Short (kinda fast paced) but excellent.
#114824 to #114823 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
ye i know of it, it's on the backburner
#114825 to #114824 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Well, you better watch it or I won't forgive you. Kidding, of course.
#114827 to #114826 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
As you wish.
As you wish.
#114943 to #114828 - frenzyhero (19 hours ago) [-]
oh my   
   
I remember what that's from    
   
I still have it saved.
oh my

I remember what that's from

I still have it saved.
#114831 to #114830 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
W-well, you did ask for it.
#114834 to #114833 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
i didn't say stop
#114835 to #114834 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Oh, this is going to a completely different direction.
#114798 to #114757 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
Superjail
Superjail
User avatar #114799 to #114798 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
It looks interesting, judging from the .gifs you posted. I should check it out.
#114800 to #114799 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
Well obviously I'm gonna say you should, I love Superjail c:
Well obviously I'm gonna say you should, I love Superjail c:
#114801 to #114800 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Thing is, I usually say that I'm going to check something out, but don't for whatever reason. Also, posting random Angel Beats .gifs because I can.
Thing is, I usually say that I'm going to check something out, but don't for whatever reason. Also, posting random Angel Beats .gifs because I can.
#114807 to #114806 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
All of the homo! Just kidding, no homo.
#114811 to #114810 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
"I'll kill everything you love."
#114812 to #114811 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
don't kill yourself
don't kill yourself
#114813 to #114812 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
But what if I'm already dead?
User avatar #114778 to #114757 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
i wouldn't lie :c
User avatar #114779 to #114778 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I would have believed you even if I didn't go on it.
#114783 to #114782 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Why yes, yes I am.
Why yes, yes I am.
#114785 to #114784 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
I don't know where the thread went, or is going, but it's a pretty damn good thread.
I don't know where the thread went, or is going, but it's a pretty damn good thread.
User avatar #114786 to #114785 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
y-you too.
#114788 to #114787 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
don't make it weird doe
don't make it weird doe
#114789 to #114788 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Of course not, and thanks for accepting.
User avatar #114792 to #114791 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
people who put tumblr url watermarks into their gifs need to be executed though
User avatar #114793 to #114792 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Agreed, it's annoying, but since that's the best one, I took it.
#114797 to #114796 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Where's that from, by the way?
Where's that from, by the way?
#114759 to #114758 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
What's with that face? I don't think I like that face.
#114760 to #114759 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
but i like my face
#114761 to #114760 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Hmm, yeah it's pretty cool now that I think about it.
Hmm, yeah it's pretty cool now that I think about it.
#114764 to #114763 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
you're my friend now
you're my friend now
#114765 to #114764 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to me.
#114767 to #114766 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
I don't have a hugging .gif, so take this instead.  I think it's supposed to be good.
I don't have a hugging .gif, so take this instead. I think it's supposed to be good.
#114769 to #114768 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
I found one just for you.
I found one just for you.
#114775 to #114774 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Too weird, correct?
#114776 to #114775 - tinkotin (09/20/2014) [-]
o nah   
i browse the brony board this shit happens all the time
o nah
i browse the brony board this shit happens all the time
#114777 to #114776 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
I've been there a few times so I can say that I believe you.
I've been there a few times so I can say that I believe you.
User avatar #114751 - mourningspawn (09/20/2014) [-]
Just took a big poop

Let's talk about it
User avatar #114755 to #114751 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Is your name Fat Ben?
User avatar #114752 to #114751 - DCat (09/20/2014) [-]
Did you take a look at it and say "I could fit all that in my ass"?
User avatar #114753 to #114752 - mourningspawn (09/20/2014) [-]
I wasn't surprised, as ive taken bigger dumps in my day
User avatar #114748 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Is it normal for college students to talk about sex this much? That's all anyone on my floor seems to talk about.
#114749 to #114748 - CIS White Male (09/20/2014) [-]
Yes.
It can be extremely explicit sometimes.
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