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#113574 - groundzero ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Наталья Поклонская. Тайная жизнь Мустафы Джемилева (Россия 1)
User avatar #113565 - unncommon (16 hours ago) [-]
Every time you masturbate a minority gets accepted into a community college.
Know the risk. Stop masturbation.
User avatar #113576 to #113565 - gmarrox ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
The more minorities getting accepted into community college means less minorities at my glorious state university.
User avatar #113570 to #113565 - teoberry (9 hours ago) [-]
in that case a couple thousand minorities owe me
#113564 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
headbook...
#113557 - inspiteofsprite (07/28/2014) [-]
Let's say there's this girl named Beth. She's physically unattractive. Then, after 5 years of mumbo jumbo, you guys get married. Even though she has a good personality, would you still find her physically unattractive, but not care?
#113559 to #113557 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
i wouldnt marry a girl i dont find attractive
#113563 to #113559 - sugoi (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah basically ^   
I don't want our kids to wallow in the end of the gene pool that someone pissed in.
Yeah basically ^
I don't want our kids to wallow in the end of the gene pool that someone pissed in.
User avatar #113567 to #113563 - inspiteofsprite (14 hours ago) [-]
Good point

I do feel bad for ugly people though
#113553 - yonderfork (07/27/2014) [-]
Horrible mistake thread anyone? I'll start.   
>Be me   
>Mom had a concussion due to bike accident, has to take pain pills periodically.   
>Mom wakes up, needs pills.   
>I open the pill bottle & put it on the table, assuming that she would go right to the table & child-proof caps would be a bitch to open when weak from concussion   
>She goes over and makes breakfast in another room instead.   
>"I heard the pill bottle rattle, could you check it out?"   
>mfw   
>Little brother got into pills   
>We all start freaking out   
>Turns out he only took one Tramadol so it was fine.
Horrible mistake thread anyone? I'll start.
>Be me
>Mom had a concussion due to bike accident, has to take pain pills periodically.
>Mom wakes up, needs pills.
>I open the pill bottle & put it on the table, assuming that she would go right to the table & child-proof caps would be a bitch to open when weak from concussion
>She goes over and makes breakfast in another room instead.
>"I heard the pill bottle rattle, could you check it out?"
>mfw
>Little brother got into pills
>We all start freaking out
>Turns out he only took one Tramadol so it was fine.
User avatar #113555 to #113553 - desdemona (07/27/2014) [-]
>playing outside when I was younger
>small kid was throwing a rock at all of us because we wouldn't let him play
>friend puts rock up tree to stop him doing so
>I think the rock is unsafe and climb up to get it down
>little kid stands below shaking tree
>rock falls and hits him square in the head
>heads bleed a lot
I was known for a while as the kid that chucks rocks at people
#113556 to #113555 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
>meet hot chick, 11/10. crack a few jokes
>tell her "let me just make this easy for you. extend your hand". she does
>get a pen and piece of paper out of my pockets. start writing number
>pen fails. ohshitohshitohshit.gif
>she gives me her pen and smiles. shewantsit.jpg
>now it's time. i finally scored. here it goes
>squiggle up a random number
>nigga wat are you doin
>give her paper, didn't even have the guts to tell her I missed up because that would ruin the mood
>never see her again
User avatar #113554 to #113553 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I took 4 hits of very potent LSD 5 hours before an ROTC formation and had to give my fire team a lesson on integrity while I was tripping. Oops.
#113551 - rui (07/27/2014) [-]
behold the cuteness of my angry cat
#113561 to #113551 - alexanderburns (07/28/2014) [-]
my unangry cat is superior
User avatar #113549 - themarineelite (07/27/2014) [-]
My mom and sister judged me for going to hooters with my dad. Wat...
User avatar #113552 to #113549 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah because all men at hooters ever do is ogle the breasts and thighs. Seriously, stop objectifying chicken.
User avatar #113558 to #113552 - averagewhitekid (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm more of a legs guy myself
Those drumsticks are delicious
User avatar #113545 - wepwawet (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm drunk and bored talk to me
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#113544 - wepwawet has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113546 to #113544 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.Eh.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.Eh.
User avatar #113547 to #113546 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
You deleted your comment and now mine makes literally no sense.
User avatar #113568 to #113547 - TheseChocodiles (12 hours ago) [-]
made it funnier for me
User avatar #113575 to #113568 - gmarrox ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
<342069
User avatar #113548 to #113547 - wepwawet (07/27/2014) [-]
sorry something about being in canda for 4 month and it sucks so far.. sounds right?
#113540 - rodagnihc (07/27/2014) [-]
is there someone from puerto rico that wants to play wii or something with me? im bored
User avatar #113542 to #113540 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I only have the Puerto Rican bootleg version, the Sii
User avatar #113534 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I went to visit my first apartment in my house hunt and i fell in love
User avatar #113535 to #113534 - iwanttousenumbers (07/26/2014) [-]
Its just a phase
User avatar #113536 to #113535 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #113518 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/26/2014) [-]
I'm back. Went to bootcamp. Had fun. We sang songs and shit. Had a good time..... anyone on the board die or something important?
#113573 to #113569 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #113528 to #113518 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I've had an erection lasting longer than four years
User avatar #113529 to #113528 - indulge (07/26/2014) [-]
years?
User avatar #113530 to #113529 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
years
User avatar #113531 to #113530 - indulge (07/26/2014) [-]
that must be really hard to deal with
User avatar #113532 to #113531 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
It has its ups and it's other ups that are like maybe a half inch more up on a good day.
User avatar #113503 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
where is everybody?
User avatar #113507 to #113506 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
that makes no sense
User avatar #113508 to #113507 - dingdongsingsong (07/25/2014) [-]
They all left because i hate them
Also you shouldn't need alcohol to enjoy friday
User avatar #113509 to #113508 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
cool, I hate everyone too
also, I know that, but I don't care, and ppl should know that too
User avatar #113504 to #113503 - DCat (07/25/2014) [-]
Being antisocial.
User avatar #113505 to #113504 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I can see that, but right now isn't the right time, I'm bored as fuck, friday night without alcohol..
User avatar #113510 to #113505 - DCat (07/25/2014) [-]
Disregard Alcohol. Acquire video games and pornographic materials.
#113550 to #113510 - yiffcario (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm enjoying all three actually
I'm enjoying all three actually
User avatar #113511 to #113510 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I have no stuff to play shit with, except my android phone, and this old shitty linux PC.
Also alcohol would "help" me to get laid --> no need for porn
User avatar #113512 to #113511 - DCat (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, you got me there about the alcohol.

Could always try XCom on the Play Store. Given you have a good enough phone of course.
User avatar #113513 to #113512 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
1,2GHz double core, 512Mb RAM(shitty OS uses like 400Mb tho)
enough?
User avatar #113514 to #113513 - DCat (07/25/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no idea. What kind is it?
User avatar #113515 to #113514 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
chinese crap, able to play some higher quality games, to some points, then crashes, because of lack of memory
User avatar #113501 - hidanfangirl (07/25/2014) [-]
Anybody wanna play Cards Against Humanity?



pyx-2.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=29
User avatar #113500 - severepwner (07/25/2014) [-]
What are your opinions on women in the military? People still think that women are 0% incapable of being a soldier. Thoughts?
User avatar #113543 to #113500 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
But then I won't have an excuse to have a gay phase when I join the Navy
User avatar #113539 to #113500 - deltaspace (07/26/2014) [-]
I don't think it's that big a deal really. Biologically, they may not be as physically able as a lot of males, which is usually the cause of some opinions, but with training etc they could easily become a proper soldier. People just seem to complain about it because most people seem to be stuck in the past where women were just housewives, and now they're becoming more equal and people don't like it.
#113496 - inspiteofsprite (07/25/2014) [-]
I go on FJ mostly for the boards and imgur for images/oc
User avatar #113533 to #113496 - squalllionhart (07/26/2014) [-]
that's fine
most of the posts on imgurs front page are on the front page of FJ the next day anyway
User avatar #113499 to #113496 - awesomerninjathing (07/25/2014) [-]
epic meme bro

imgur is where all the shit on reddit gets posted so why not just go there
User avatar #113488 - sackit (07/24/2014) [-]
Lets talk about what is happening in Norway at the moment?
How hard will you think this so called "terrorism" attack will be, where will it happend or will it happend at all?

I personaly think they will go for the "Norway cup" where over 30,000 kids play fotball.
User avatar #113489 to #113488 - aesis (07/24/2014) [-]
I doubt it will. We're dealing with Syrian terrorists, or terrorists with links to groups in Syria, they've proven time and time again they aren't exactly the most intelligent bunch. Assuming they manage to get past all the security restriction Norway have implemented since they're taking the threat seriously, the chance of it happening is fairly low, but who knows, maybe something will happen. Everytime a threat like this comes around, it usually never happens though, so I wouldn't worry too much. That being said, come back in a few days and rub it in my face if it does.
#113485 - kisushima (07/24/2014) [-]
Now playing the Destiny beta on Xbox One. Just rolled a new level 2 Warlock and wondering if anyone wanted to join my Fireteam? Looking for a partner(s) to play with. Reply to this or add GT: Kisushima

Already posted on Videogames but want to get this out there!
User avatar #113490 to #113485 - adunsaveme (07/25/2014) [-]
why does nobody on fj play the ps3 version >:c
User avatar #113526 to #113490 - opportunity (07/26/2014) [-]
I play the ps3 version and it is great. Level 6 Warlock just got the beta a few hours ago
User avatar #113523 to #113490 - ronniesan (07/26/2014) [-]
Nigga IM about too install that shit because a friend just gave me a code.

RoNNiE-SaN
User avatar #113524 to #113523 - adunsaveme (07/26/2014) [-]
it went into open beta like a day ago
User avatar #113525 to #113524 - ronniesan (07/26/2014) [-]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shows how much I cared about the code. Also open betas are pretty new to consoles asfaik other than like Dust 514
User avatar #113516 to #113490 - alexanderburns (07/26/2014) [-]
probably because ps3s are for meme-loving faggots from gay countries with dumb accents
User avatar #113517 to #113516 - adunsaveme (07/26/2014) [-]
why are you even on this board
User avatar #113519 to #113517 - alexanderburns (07/26/2014) [-]
I used to be a regular here, fagoo. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
WHAT ARE YOU A REGULAR ON
User avatar #113520 to #113519 - adunsaveme (07/26/2014) [-]
you don't have to shout
User avatar #113521 to #113520 - alexanderburns (07/26/2014) [-]
you don't have to not have sex with me
User avatar #113527 to #113521 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I'm gonna wear you like a hat
#113487 to #113486 - kisushima (07/24/2014) [-]
Lol'd. It sucks having friends without it and/or the Beta.
#113472 - yorker (07/24/2014) [-]
are any of you as handsome as me
#113502 to #113472 - wickkles (07/25/2014) [-]
Get on my level.
Get on my level.
User avatar #113497 to #113472 - inspiteofsprite (07/25/2014) [-]
You're quite a handsome cat
User avatar #113491 to #113472 - adunsaveme (07/25/2014) [-]
never seen a sexier shirt
User avatar #113493 to #113491 - yorker (07/25/2014) [-]
is that sarcasm?
User avatar #113494 to #113493 - adunsaveme (07/25/2014) [-]
not if you don't want it to be
User avatar #113473 to #113472 - aesis (07/24/2014) [-]
Handsome, really? Dude, your fur looks a bit on the unkempt side, handsome is far from the word I'd use.
User avatar #113474 to #113473 - yorker (07/24/2014) [-]
Look at the contrast between the dark and light in my fur
User avatar #113475 to #113474 - aesis (07/24/2014) [-]
It's hard to notice it with the light pouring in from behind. You need to get a better cameraman, and ditch that cute human, we're supposed to be focusing on you, nerd.
User avatar #113478 to #113475 - yorker (07/24/2014) [-]
and the light from behind is because I live in a beach house. I groom myself while watching girls in skimpy bathing suits, can you say the same??
#113480 to #113478 - aesis (07/24/2014) [-]
No I live in a housing estate and groom myself while listening to kids being annoying outside and neighbours being annoying.

Truly a great life.
User avatar #113476 to #113475 - yorker (07/24/2014) [-]
that human is anything but cute, he called me poon tang when really my name is tin sing!
The camerawoman was his girlfriend Hannah, perhaps I should claw her face off for taking such a bad photo
User avatar #113477 to #113476 - aesis (07/24/2014) [-]
Gotta ask though, man, what on Earth is with the shirt? Looks like you dropped a few paint cans on it. Otherwise, 8/10 hair.
User avatar #113479 to #113477 - yorker (07/24/2014) [-]
random tie dye shirt, had to borrow it from my girlfriend
User avatar #113471 - sackit (07/24/2014) [-]
Any one know where i can order real ray bans who ships to Norway?
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