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User avatar #115492 - drastronomy (1 hour ago) [-]
My crush is using dank memes from 2012. Is it weird that i find that cute?
User avatar #115489 - eejivus (2 hours ago) [-]
Hey everyone, I'm super bored! Tell me something about yourself.
User avatar #115497 to #115489 - TheseChocodiles (54 minutes ago) [-]
im a student nurse who dedicates herself to a slow but progressive break down of every system my body is made up of.
User avatar #115491 to #115489 - pumkinz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I have so much homework and I'm browsing funnyjunk instead of doing it
User avatar #115493 to #115491 - eejivus (1 hour ago) [-]
cool, same here !
User avatar #115494 to #115493 - pumkinz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
also, if pic is you, why haven't you done nsfw yet?? not for me, but others might enjoy it
#115498 to #115494 - xxxsonic fanxxx (9 minutes ago) [-]
WTF dude? Who says that shit?
User avatar #115499 to #115498 - pumkinz ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
Dear god I had four tabs of funnyjunk open and all the popping scared me XD
it was just a question dude chill.
also log in and say it to my face u skrub
User avatar #115495 to #115494 - eejivus (1 hour ago) [-]
I guess I have some self respect left ! but thank you if that was a compliment
User avatar #115496 to #115495 - pumkinz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
It was ;) there are not girls on the internet facebook, twitter and tumblr arent the internet
User avatar #115486 - theflamealchemist (10 hours ago) [-]
Just curious, anyone from New York?
#115473 - xxxsonic fanxxx (20 hours ago) [-]
Would you ever date a black girl/guy?
User avatar #115487 to #115473 - misticalz (9 hours ago) [-]
most i'd go is half white half black
User avatar #115481 to #115473 - mukisa (13 hours ago) [-]
yes because there is actually not much difference between black, white,asian or blah blah blah
User avatar #115475 to #115473 - dusters (18 hours ago) [-]
no, mom won't let me
User avatar #115441 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
a female friend of mine claims there is such a this as a male counterpart to shopping in an attempt to lure me to go shopping with her
User avatar #115445 to #115441 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
male counterpart? what do you even mean.
User avatar #115449 to #115445 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
she is trying to say that men like shopping to
User avatar #115451 to #115449 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
Ahh, which is true, but that does not mean we like shopping with girls! unless we get to see her changing in the dressing rooms.
User avatar #115452 to #115451 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
i know, but she is talking about shopping clothes and shoes
User avatar #115455 to #115452 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
sucks to be you, unless shes hot and its a date
User avatar #115459 to #115455 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
i would say she's a 8 on the american scale
User avatar #115460 to #115459 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
is it a date then?
User avatar #115462 to #115460 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
so probably not
User avatar #115463 to #115462 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
then say, iĺl only go if we go on a date afterwards.
that should settle it
User avatar #115461 to #115460 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
honestly i don't know if i want to go
User avatar #115442 to #115441 - dusters (21 hours ago) [-]
what
User avatar #115443 to #115442 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
i know right
User avatar #115444 to #115443 - dusters (21 hours ago) [-]
no I just really didn't understand your sentence at all, would you please rephrase it?
User avatar #115446 to #115444 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
basicly she is trying to say that there is a male version of shoppingspree
User avatar #115450 to #115446 - dusters (21 hours ago) [-]
Like going to different shops to buy clothes for a few hours?
User avatar #115453 to #115450 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #115454 to #115453 - dusters (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't see what there's not to like if it's stuff for me and I have the money
User avatar #115457 to #115454 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
but she's talking about being in the same shop and shopping together
User avatar #115458 to #115457 - dusters (21 hours ago) [-]
I do tend to bring a girl to have an opinion and because it makes them happy to have me try shit tho, it's good fun tbf

I'm not sure I would have said so a few years ago though

Not that I can go shopping often anyway
User avatar #115456 to #115454 - afrodemon (21 hours ago) [-]
you Misandrystic piece of shit!
User avatar #115439 - connorjay (23 hours ago) [-]
"The mattresses I buy for the flats aren't cheap"

Mattress delivery man turns up, shows me the receipt: £110.

They are very cheap.
#115426 - awcrap (10/24/2014) [-]
in the new avengers is ultron a completely new villain or did some one get a hold of Starks equipment and make evil robots outta them? I say this Coz from the hulk buster armour it looks just like iron mans armor so there could be some connection?
#115435 to #115430 - awcrap (10/24/2014) [-]
thanx
User avatar #115419 - shadowtails (10/24/2014) [-]
I'm curious.

How many FJ'ers live in MA?

I'm lonely.
User avatar #115470 to #115437 - shadowtails (20 hours ago) [-]
What city?
User avatar #115474 to #115470 - princessren (19 hours ago) [-]
near Boston
User avatar #115421 to #115420 - shadowtails (10/24/2014) [-]
Cause I have no friends
User avatar #115422 to #115421 - racetothebottom (10/24/2014) [-]
but I don't want to die
User avatar #115423 to #115422 - shadowtails (10/24/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you do then

Here, I'm in Oxford

About five minutes from connecticut
User avatar #115424 to #115423 - racetothebottom (10/24/2014) [-]
within 15 minutes of u then

but y
User avatar #115425 to #115424 - shadowtails (10/24/2014) [-]
I dunno

I litterally have ONE friend here

and he's in douglas with his girlfriend all the time

the only friends that I talk to on or offline anymore are phan and lightarcanine
User avatar #115464 to #115425 - spaceking (20 hours ago) [-]
Yo I'd be your friend but it would be a hell of a commute.
User avatar #115469 to #115464 - shadowtails (20 hours ago) [-]
Where at?
#115471 to #115469 - spaceking (20 hours ago) [-]
Colorado
Colorado
User avatar #115406 - TITTYFISH (10/22/2014) [-]
What are you guys planning on doing for Halloween?
User avatar #115440 to #115406 - connorjay (23 hours ago) [-]
My girlfriend is going home from Uni, and all my friends have graduated as I stayed for an extra year so... Staying in my flat on my own.
User avatar #115436 to #115406 - solbadguygg ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
I might dress up as Carl from Aqua Teens and go on a pub crawl
User avatar #115432 to #115406 - gibroner (10/24/2014) [-]
dressing like a sailor and getting high with my friends
User avatar #115431 to #115406 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
Studying.
User avatar #115415 to #115406 - lurifax (10/23/2014) [-]
Partyy, you?
Dunno what i'm gonna dress up as tho, any ideas?
User avatar #115417 to #115415 - TITTYFISH (10/23/2014) [-]
Might go to a party or a show, still deciding on which.
Hmmm haha I have the same dilemma. I might just wear a suit and some sunglasses and say I'm one of the MIB. Other ideas I had were the classic sheet ghost, James Bond, ninja, whatever I could do with stuff that was lying around. Do you have any old costumes or clothes that you could throw together to make something?
User avatar #115433 to #115417 - lurifax (10/24/2014) [-]
I think Imma be a spooky ghost, thanks for the idea lol
#115407 to #115406 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Having a massive party at my house where my friends band is playing in the garage and also turning it into a costume party. Cops will probably come but hey it'll be fun.
User avatar #115408 to #115407 - TITTYFISH (10/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like a blast. Best of luck with it!
#115403 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Warning, m8's, this post is 100% hella gay.

I've deleted all of my social media stuff a long time ago, and whatever I had left over just recently... And I don't have any friends to really talk to, and somehow I find comfort in leaving an anonymous personal message in the void of the internet.

Well, either way... My girlfriend left me Monday night. She left me to pursue her dreams. I don't blame her for it, I just hope she's happy as fuck.

She had a rough life, she had very bad partners in the past that would basically beat her down to mush and make her feel like garbage so they would get what they want. But after we started dating, she gave me a letter telling me what a life changing experience I was for her. I'll hold on to it, most likely forever.

We could have made it work, though... The issue is moving. If she wanted to pursue her dreams, she'd have to stay where she lived. I would have moved to her, no problem. But my issue is that I... (1/3 probably)
#115404 to #115403 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
But the issue is that I am joining the US Air Force to be a drone pilot (RPA, Remotely Piloted Aircraft). I'm leaving for OTS in Alabama probably in Feb, where, if I pass, I'll be a 2nd Lieutenant. So, in that case, she would have to move with me so we could stay together. Otherwise, I'd only be able to visit her like once a month for a weekend or whatever... But she doesn't deserve such little attention.

And she doesn't think I deserved the little attention she was giving me, since she was busy with her dream and work and everything. It's very unfortunate, I was going to marry her. I mean, I was dead set... I have the engagement ring (pic related, it's Red and Black Garnet... Oh, and she loves batman) and the wedding bands (tungsten carbide with the outer rings gold with a batman logo etched in it... she loves batman)...

But, well... No matter how happy I am with someone, I guess it's written in stone that "Gene gets the shaft." All the time apparently.

Well, either way
#115405 to #115404 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Woops, that was 2/3...

Anyway... The last thing I want to say is how surprised I am at reacting to this break up... She was going to be my future wife, someone I would have, without question, gave up my life for easily.... But I don't look upset or anything... And I kind of connected with an animu I was watching last night.

It's called PLANETES, it's set in our local system in space at around 2070's. The plot revolves around a group of people who work as space debris collectors. It's a very accurate space anime, and if anyone knows me, they know that space gets me hard.

Anyway, a character lost his wife in a space debris incident while flying in a sub-orbital jet liner. And another character asked him what it's like to lose someone (without knowing about his wife)... To which he replied;

"When you lose someone you love, there's no sadness, there's no grief. You just don't feel anything, nothing at all. [...] If you don't think about it that way... It just hurts... Too much." 3/3
#115427 to #115405 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Duster's couldn't have said it any better.

I suppose my input would be, With each you relationship, you continue to mature and continue to learn more and experience more. I'm pretty sure that this won't be your last, and I wish you the best Mr. anon.

With that, I'd like to share one of my own issues quickly:

whenever i see a pleasant person with an immediate or semi immediate issue such as yourself, or just going through hardship in general, I feel an urge to get to know that person better, and become friends with them, including my urge to ask if you have an account or another social network you're still on such as skype. but I tend to forget to strike up a conversation with them after the first couple of days in order to maintain a connection, and I can forget about them for months at a time, and may or may not remember and stop by again. Is there any way to bring myself to follow up on these interactions so I hopefully continue do some good for them and myself, even if it's just by being their friend?
User avatar #115429 to #115427 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
and honestly, there was nothing faggy about your post. you shared your true feelings in a mature manner, and I appreciate you being able to communicate your thoughts so well. that statement may have just been a fear of say a more jerkish and biased/ignorant response for simply sharing how you feel. You don't have to be afraid of those kinds of posts, but instead be glad you got a good and helpful response such as duster's. And if the response is unanimously negative via immature reasoning on their part, just brush it off, pick the parts out that might be constructive criticism among the bickering, and don't be afraid to ask for help and share how you feel elsewhere.
#115438 to #115429 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey m8. Haha, I know that feeling with the "want to talk to someone but don't talk to them." You just need to actively put effort into the "talking to someone." Sometimes it's tough when you have other, more pressing things to do, like play vidya or sit on the couch. lol But going to the military does teach you the discipline to actually do what you have to.

The only way you can talk to me is through steam. My display name is SSgt Bacon Deity. Or the leader of the Baconism steam group. I used to have an account, but... had to close it.
User avatar #115467 to #115438 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
thank you for the input ^^

True it does discipline you quite well, but one thing i fear about the military is, depending on your surroundings and where you're stationed, it's possible to lose who you are during that time, or at least become more hard and cynical than you were originally. I'm glad that hasn't been the case for you.

why'd you have to? :c
#115472 to #115467 - xxxsonic fanxxx (20 hours ago) [-]
An ex didn't like the fact that I was venting about our relationship, lol. So I just deleted my account.

I have a strong sense of character, so I don't think I'll change in the ways that are important to me, ie; I won't stop being a giant corny loving bastard.
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User avatar #115410 to #115405 - dusters (10/23/2014) [-]
Just let it go and make sure you've said all you had to say to her. Get closure and live your life. Nowhere is it written that she was the only one for you. It's also okay to tell her if she hurt you, you don't have to antagonize her by saying it. You can still wish for her to be happy and yet resent her a bit for it, you have your own feelings. In the end it was just the right person but the wrong circumstances, you'll find another one and hopefully with better timing.
User avatar #115447 to #115410 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
thanks bloke, never knew you were capable of giving such answers/advice.

tl;dr iḿ proud of u
#115414 to #115410 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for your reply. And I know, I will in due time. I have to get over her, obviously. And I said everything I had to, I'm sure.

I just find it weird, every time I get a new gf, I feel more and more in love with that person than the person before them... but the time we spend together is less and less than the person before them.

Whatever. I just needed to get my feelings out there somewhere, thanks for listening. I'll get over it eventually, and someday I'll be able to live out my own dreams.
User avatar #115397 - straightbusta (10/22/2014) [-]
Ask a guy who had his braces fitted earlier today anything.
User avatar #115465 to #115397 - spaceking (20 hours ago) [-]
Whats the overall experience like? I'm probably going to end up with braces in a month or to, and I'd like to know what to expect.
User avatar #115466 to #115465 - spaceking (20 hours ago) [-]
two*
User avatar #115399 to #115397 - drastronomy (10/22/2014) [-]
How much do you like porridge?
User avatar #115402 to #115400 - drastronomy (10/22/2014) [-]
Looking forward to starving due to inability to eat other foods beside porridge, pudding and soup?
User avatar #115409 to #115402 - straightbusta (10/23/2014) [-]
funnily enough, i can eat almost everything except candy, chocolate and soft drinks. Sugar is kinda on hold for a few days but thats not a problem. My jaw aint locked up or anything so im fine.
User avatar #115411 to #115409 - drastronomy (10/23/2014) [-]
do not your teeth hurt like fuck?

mine sure did...
User avatar #115412 to #115411 - straightbusta (10/23/2014) [-]
every time i eat i want to kill my self, such is the intensity of the pain
User avatar #115413 to #115412 - drastronomy (10/23/2014) [-]
which is why porridge and pudding and soup helps
User avatar #115398 to #115397 - ihadtopickaname (10/22/2014) [-]
What's your favorite flavor of pudding?
User avatar #115401 to #115398 - straightbusta (10/22/2014) [-]
chocolate
User avatar #115395 - traplordess ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Do you guys watch comicbookgirl19's videos?
User avatar #115391 - darealsnooki (10/22/2014) [-]
Clean jokes thread?

In all the time I have lived in this house, I swear, I have closed more doors than I have opened... Wait, its just my memory loss, nevermind!
#115394 to #115391 - youregaylol (10/22/2014) [-]
A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned."
The man says, "But this is really special."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?"
He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the "Star Spangled Banner" while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original "To Anacreon in Heaven" lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her."
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage."
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow."
He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?"
The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"
#115387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2014) [-]
Guys I need help, I had a group of friends in school who I played games with online on skype all the time. But I barely ever went out with them. This was mainly because they barely ever asked me to go anywhere with them, and one time when I texted one of them to go out with me, he didn't even text back. Now, I started to slowly fade away from them simply cause they were always just insulting me through jokes, it got annoying after a few months. What should I do?
#115389 to #115387 - youregaylol (10/22/2014) [-]
Fuck em.
User avatar #115388 to #115387 - alexanderburns (10/21/2014) [-]
hang out with theflamealchemist
User avatar #115386 - theflamealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
Looking for friends, will pay kidneys for one
#115468 to #115386 - spaceking (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll take a kidney.
So when are we friends?
User avatar #115482 to #115468 - theflamealchemist (10 hours ago) [-]
Okay.
Yesterday.
#115484 to #115482 - spaceking (10 hours ago) [-]
Ouch man.
Ouch man.
User avatar #115485 to #115484 - theflamealchemist (10 hours ago) [-]
We've been friends since yesterday silly.
User avatar #115490 to #115485 - spaceking (2 hours ago) [-]
OK good!
#115418 to #115386 - thethirddoctor ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
I can be your friend. But to become my friend you must find your way through the MAZE OF FRIENDSHIP™
I can be your friend. But to become my friend you must find your way through the MAZE OF FRIENDSHIP™
User avatar #115483 to #115418 - theflamealchemist (10 hours ago) [-]
I suck at mazes.
User avatar #115488 to #115483 - thethirddoctor ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Then I guess you don't get McDonalds.
#115390 to #115386 - youregaylol (10/22/2014) [-]
I'll be your friend if you can solve my riddle.

What is always coming but never arrives?
User avatar #115448 to #115390 - birdss (21 hours ago) [-]
tomorrow

( no i did not look at google, i looked at dusters her answer )
User avatar #115392 to #115390 - dusters (10/22/2014) [-]
tomorrow, oops
#115393 to #115392 - youregaylol (10/22/2014) [-]
you googled it you cheating bastard

dont even lie
User avatar #115396 to #115393 - dusters (10/22/2014) [-]
I did, but it didn't say anywhere I wasn't allowed to
User avatar #115384 - oceanfrank (10/21/2014) [-]
FUCKING BORED. Marketing class run by teacher who cares way too much about it and wants us to think but WE'RE NOT FUCKING PSYCHICS PLEASE TEACH US OR GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. Also how is reeses pieces the most product placed item in movies? WE AREN'T WATCHING ET ANYMORE MA'AM GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
#115385 to #115384 - oceanfrank (10/21/2014) [-]
also this. roll a number, 0-I dont remember how many princesses in the photo.
#115372 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Hello Potion Seller, I’m going into battle and I want your strongest potions.

My potions are too strong for you traveler.

Potion Seller, I tell you I’m going into battle and I want only your strongest potions.

You can’t handle my potions they are too strong for you.
#115368 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Quick request: Does anyone here have the "New fucking meme have arrived" GIF?
Quick request: Does anyone here have the "New fucking meme have arrived" GIF?
#115374 to #115368 - fistfireace (10/21/2014) [-]
Google is your friend  sometimes , pal.
Google is your friend sometimes , pal.
#115367 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Hi funnyjunk, i used to be samtheironman, I closed my account long ago (I got tired of the faggotry). Now I regret closing up my account, you guys actually chilled out. Anyway there's one thing I don't fully understand, why does everyone hate that guy named joshlol? Anyway I wish there was a way to restore my account.
User avatar #115369 to #115367 - alexanderburns (10/20/2014) [-]
He's the latest "Funnyjunk celebrity." The community off the boards is just retarded like that.
User avatar #115366 - shadowmaul (10/20/2014) [-]
is anyone else getting errors when viewing pictures on here? i click on a picture and get a gateway error
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