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#116600 - alexanderburns (10 hours ago) [-]
I've done this 6 times in two years and have been a different thing every time.
www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
#116602 to #116600 - TheseChocodiles (4 hours ago) [-]
I always get ENFP
#116595 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
alright this is my first time being high
high as we speak

feels great

what do?
User avatar #116598 to #116595 - drastronomy (18 hours ago) [-]
Realize hos much of a degenerate fag you are and og to rehab
User avatar #116596 to #116595 - gmarrox ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Listen to your favorite song on some really nice headphones.
#116593 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Hello everyone.
I was out drinking last night, and basically said a lot of shit, and now i'm feeling embarrassed, ashamed and generally bad.
I could really use some cheering up, anything you got, youtube movies, pictures, motivational speak. Everything.

Have a good day.
User avatar #116603 to #116593 - TheseChocodiles (4 hours ago) [-]
don't worry, everybody gets that feeling at least once, I have got it quite a lot of times but the next day I just go and watch movies with my friends and then i realise that nobody actually cares that I talked some mad shit
User avatar #116581 - bonjangles (12/20/2014) [-]
Not sure if this is the right place to put this.. but..

Getting really sick of my job at McDiddys, I don't need to give reasons as you can well imagine and I will be preaching to a choir. I'm close to being a Crew Trainer "aka baby Manager" with 1 year at this McDonalds.

Are there any nice fast food restaurants or any food industry establishments that you can get a job quickly? I'm a good looking white dude, serious worker and good with people. Oh and great hair, ^.^
User avatar #116599 to #116581 - infernobird (15 hours ago) [-]
I work at a Zaxby's I've never worked at a different fast food place but other employees there say its the better than other fast food places they've worked at.
User avatar #116601 to #116599 - bonjangles (5 hours ago) [-]
I heard from a friend who worked there, the people at our Zaxbys are all a bunch of shitty people.

It just all depends.. one can have good employees... another, not so much.
User avatar #116594 to #116581 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Working at a coffee shop is usually pretty chill, and you get free coffee.
User avatar #116592 to #116581 - dusters (12/20/2014) [-]
Well it depends on what country you live in, but maybe you could look up what they call "fast-goods". They're basically fast foods but with higher standing. If you're good looking and serious (with your experience) you shouldn't have any trouble getting hired.

In America I know they have burger joints that are kinda like that and employees are paid a tiny bit more. I used to work in an organic/very pricey one in Paris, and it was quite good despite the huge amount of work. The team was young, fun to work with and despite the pressure I have good memories. If you're a good worker you can get promoted to trainer/manager fairly quickly too.
#116569 - ilbacondeity (12/19/2014) [-]
You know what's a good problem to have? When this happens with a woman;   
   
"I left you a year ago because I no longer loved you, and you'll never get over me."   
>okay... that's pretty heart breaking..   
"But I'll still fuck you once in a while because that dick game is legendary."   
<my dick's fw
You know what's a good problem to have? When this happens with a woman;

"I left you a year ago because I no longer loved you, and you'll never get over me."
>okay... that's pretty heart breaking..
"But I'll still fuck you once in a while because that dick game is legendary."
<my dick's fw
User avatar #116572 to #116569 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
My dick game is 1 player only
#116588 to #116572 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
lel XD
#116568 - anaphase (12/19/2014) [-]
>Go into google incognito to look at things on ebay for family for xmas
>Open redtube by habit
>Single life yo
#116564 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Does anyone know of a site like omegle that isnt a scam or full of bots?
User avatar #116566 to #116564 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
My wife just found a fun and easy social networking site similar to omegle and they actually pay her 15.99/hr and they can do the same for you all you have to do is PM me your name, address, phone number, social security number, and medical history, and I'll send them a letter of recommendation for you!!
User avatar #116558 - captainfrenzyfries ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
**captainfrenzyfries used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainfrenzyfries rolls Without a doubt** Do my parents love me?
User avatar #116583 to #116559 - keatontheghostfox (12/20/2014) [-]
There are many people who love you
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User avatar #116555 - zehutit (12/18/2014) [-]
If theres anyone here who feels that knows enough about the business of stocks/shares (buying and selling) and would feel up to answering some questions to a noob I would appreciate it very much
User avatar #116567 to #116555 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I do some trading so I know a bit but I'm no stock broker or anything.
User avatar #116570 to #116567 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Perfect, I just wanna know how you got into it and the "where" and "how" of it. I specifically want to get in the penny stock trading (dont tell me its not smart, i wanna start low risk first)
User avatar #116571 to #116570 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
find out if your bank or employer offers trading options and set up a portfolio. I wouldn't tell you penny stocks are dumb because they aren't. You should always have a net of "safe" stocks. There are sites which allow you to do virtual stock trading until you get the hang of it.
User avatar #116573 to #116571 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Im probably gonna try some sims as you said.. after I get the hang of it, how exactly do I start trding? Remember I know nothing, i saw somewhere you can use Etrades for stocks, if so, do I have to go to different sites to find stocks? should I read the newspaper every day with the hopes of finding something and call the broker?
User avatar #116575 to #116573 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
well, if you do your trading through a site like eTrade, most likely all you're gonna have to do is find the stock you want to buy by searching their database (or browse the pennystocks, I'm sure that's an option). I've never used eTrade, but to my understanding, you can buy and add stocks to your portfolio right from the site. then it's a matter of knowing when to sell your stock. Pro-tip: don't sell pennystocks. Either they take off and you make a lot more than you paid, or they shit out and you lose a few cents.
User avatar #116576 to #116575 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
dont sell? I thought the whole point was to sell once they got to a higher price. How exactly will I gain money if I dont sell them (penny)
User avatar #116577 to #116576 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
If it gets to a higher price it stops being a pennystock. I said never sell pennystocks. See what I'm getting at?
User avatar #116579 to #116577 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Lol I see I see. Since I won't have anyone helping me out, when do you suggest would be the best time to sell (penny). And what exactly is it that you trade mostly?
User avatar #116582 to #116579 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb is to not sell a penny stock unless/until it's value at least doubles. Triples, if you're looking for more substantial gains. The nice thing about penny stocks is once you buy them, they're very low maintenance and you can basically forget about them. You just need to check in on them now and then. I've started trading more pricey stocks like shares of Amazon and stuff like that, but penny stocks dealing with gold or clothing are usually pretty safe bets.
User avatar #116578 to #116577 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
BUT a small gain of a few cents is definitely not worth selling a stock over.
User avatar #116565 to #116555 - chewythewolftwo (12/19/2014) [-]
Seconded. I want to trade a bit.
User avatar #116580 to #116565 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
check the thread bro, a little knowledge you could use
User avatar #116548 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched some nature videos with my brother. It was on how lions hunt their prey. I looked in the comments section and people are arguing about how humans are terrible and how it is impure to just stand there and watch the lion hunt the bulls.

I don't understand people
User avatar #116553 to #116548 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
What are we supposed to do? Jump in and save the day saying,

"ENOUGH, foul Lion, murder is wrong, and even though it's necessary for your survival as a species, I cannot allow you to harm this innocent animal."
User avatar #116556 to #116553 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Here are some highlights:

"There's no God that's for sure. This world is too sick. If humans are not killing other humans or animals, animals will kill other animals. We should get rid off every religion and just accept that we're all animals."

"This is sad!
For a mother to be ganged upon two lions like that and be eaten and raped by the lions. I also feel sad for her at the end to have to the watch it young be eaten alive in front of her eyes."

"I am sick of people with cameras going to these places and film animals being killed by animals. Do you think we live in a Roman Era where slaves, Christian and enemies were slaughtered by lions? Do you think all this goring is interesting to see? Go and get a life, you and your fucking cameras. You all make me sick. I hope your mother will be killed by a predator. Let's see how that makes you feel. If these animals kill to eat and survive, why don't you give them their privacy? It's horrible to watch predators attacking docile animals so that they have to eat. If you think it's exciting, then you're all morons like the blood thirsty Romans."

"Some people are advocating for lions or their rights! That is stupidity! Lions are dangerous to Humans and to everything else. I support killing Lions in Africa and every where. They all should be killed and hunted and tortured."

"stupid assholes, instead of watching the poor mom and her cub and saying watch the baby watch the baby you could have done something to get rid of those lions. I would have sniped them."
User avatar #116557 to #116556 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people forget that the wild doesn't live by the rules of human society. You do what you need to do to survive. That's something that a lot of people have lost.
User avatar #116544 - Izen (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey Im going to everyone and asking for some help. Snapchat updated its terms and now doesn't allow for third party apps, so now snap stories can't have submissions.
So shit like partyfessional got blocked and locked from their accounts.
I made a petition (its change.org , so legit site and all) to have snapchat change this.
Help me out please?
Heres the link, please at least look it over. If you're up to it, please post it to your blog.
www.change.org/p/snapchat-allow-for-submission-based-snap-stories
User avatar #116540 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Hello guys, I'm a marine and i'm home on leave. I'm looking to set a date with a girl because I think it would be alot of fun. Unfortunatly I never really knew how to get in contact with strangers or how to meet people because i always lived in a very secluded area growing up. Where would you generally find someone of the opposite sex that just likes to hang out, play video games, go out to eat, and watch movies? I live in lower michigan if anyone here is interested. Guys are fine too i guess but i'm not really homosexual so there'd be less touching and emotions and such.
User avatar #116591 to #116540 - arsenymous (12/20/2014) [-]
For anyone also in this predicament, I just found a free website that works really well. okcupid.com , it sounds stupid but its really good.
User avatar #116584 to #116540 - keatontheghostfox (12/20/2014) [-]
I hope you find someone nice!
#116549 to #116540 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Why did you feel the need to tell us you were a marine?
User avatar #116550 to #116549 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Well i dont get to be home often because of it so im not looking for anything too serious unless someone would woant to commit to that lifestyle. It's not like anyone here gives a shit if i'm in the military or not, they'd call me a faggot all the same.
#116551 to #116550 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Faggot.

Nah, that makes sense, I hope I didn't come off as sounding like an ass. Good luck bro!
User avatar #116543 to #116540 - TheseChocodiles (12/18/2014) [-]
try tinder dude
User avatar #116554 to #116543 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Unless you are near a college, Tinder is kind of shit.
User avatar #116574 to #116554 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I am home from college with a tinder and can confirm non-college areas are mostly 45 y/o housewives lookin for some sunny D.
User avatar #116541 to #116540 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I oblige anyone to consider responding.
#116538 - lefiddlesticks ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** TFW it's time to kick ass, but you haven't finished chewing all your bubblegum.
#116536 - lefiddlesticks ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll 1, gender*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolls Transgender Female** I identify as this. Where do I go to meet people?
#116515 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
any irrational fears?
any irrational fears?
User avatar #116585 to #116515 - keatontheghostfox (12/20/2014) [-]
Many like almost every common fear and even some not common fears
User avatar #116545 to #116515 - alexanderburns (12/18/2014) [-]
I have to check under the bed every night to make sure adunsaveme isn't there
#116537 to #116515 - lefiddlesticks ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Broken bones.
User avatar #116534 to #116515 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Dunno if it counts but if I forget to lock my bedroom door I have super crazy vivid nightmares about being molested by my roommate.
User avatar #116552 to #116534 - iyellatstuff (12/18/2014) [-]
>implying it was a nightmare
#116597 to #116552 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
It's not implying when he says the word nightmare in his comment you dingleberry
User avatar #116529 to #116515 - loveyameanish (12/17/2014) [-]
Psychiatric hospitals. Especially the really old insane asylums.
#116516 to #116515 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
im terrified that one day all my nude modeling photos will be leaked online
User avatar #116517 to #116516 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
is there a link
#116518 to #116517 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
lol no

i have a few that i keep public, just as a sort of advertisement, but no nudes

just like semi nude teasing stuff
User avatar #116519 to #116518 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
well, gender?
#116521 to #116519 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
let me put it this way, i tend to get alot of attention from guys

wanna see some of my stuff? im always looking for feedback

theres this one shot i took last year where im leaning against a motorcycle with like my shirt open just a bit so you can see part of my chest and my belly button, i use it for most of my portfolios
User avatar #116522 to #116521 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
any way i can check it out?
#116523 to #116522 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
i can post it here if you want, it's not a nude i dont think

im a little embarrassed because im not a natural blonde so my roots are really showing in it, especially with the wind and everything blowing it back
User avatar #116524 to #116523 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
no its okay.

inb4 trap
User avatar #116526 to #116525 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
bravo. saw it coming when i read your name, though.
#116527 to #116526 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
this is like the fourth time i fabioed someone on this board with the same routine

ya'll niggas enslaved by the puss
#116512 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yo Funnyjunk, we gonna friggin socialise or something?
#116514 to #116512 - nim (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey friend, what's crack-a-lackin'?
#116531 to #116514 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Oh man, I haven't heard the term crack-a-lackin' in so long. You're okay in my books, buddy
#116533 to #116531 - nim (12/17/2014) [-]
It's my favorite word next to snafu.
It's my favorite word next to snafu.
#116535 to #116533 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
This is the snafu you are referring to yes? I love learning new words
User avatar #116542 to #116535 - nim (12/18/2014) [-]
That's the one. I don't think I ever use it but it's a damn fine word.
#116546 to #116542 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I may start using it
#116513 to #116512 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah... don't feel like it..
User avatar #116482 - ajrin (12/16/2014) [-]
>>#116381, >>#116382, >>#116387, >>#116430, >>#116388, >>#116433, >>#116401, >>#116408, >>#116413, >>#116428, >>#116456, >>#116392, >>#116400, >>#116399, >>#116402, >>#116455, >>#116457, >>#116403, >>#116409, >>#116410, >>#116414, >>#116412, >>#116439, >>#116421, >>#116425, >>#116424, >>#116461, >>#116472, >>#116460, >>#116468, >>#116467, >>#116476, >>#116481,
you are all wonderful people
User avatar #116528 to #116482 - cloverhand (12/17/2014) [-]
You're making me blush
User avatar #116505 to #116482 - darealsnooki (12/16/2014) [-]
You're also wonderful
User avatar #116504 to #116482 - misticalz ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
ik thanks
#116496 to #116482 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
aw for real homie that's cute af
User avatar #116493 to #116482 - tubcat (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh bby pls.
User avatar #116490 to #116482 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
fuck you I'm a total bastard
User avatar #116485 to #116484 - ajrin (12/16/2014) [-]
because I say so
#116487 to #116485 - youregaylol (12/16/2014) [-]
nvm dont take that
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User avatar #116483 to #116482 - bluebandit (12/16/2014) [-]
Thank you
#116473 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
How do I get over the crippling depression/loneliness knowing that the only girl I've ever loved, is with someone else? And this girl has shown me love, affection, even said things, all indicative of the fact that she has feelings for me. I'm stuck, and I don't know what to do. And it hurts. It hurts like hell.

I need help, fellow FJ'ers. Please.
#116481 to #116473 - youregaylol (12/16/2014) [-]
Forget the bitch.
Get a goal.
Try to become a firefighter, or a doctor, or a Navy SEAL, or a business owner, something.

Challenge yourself to be greater than what you are, you'll find you're so focused you just don't give a shit about other things anymore. Self improvement, in the mass majority of situations, is the answer to your problems.
User avatar #116476 to #116473 - choobe ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Realize that there are more fish in the sea. Cut her out, it isn't good for you to keep contact. Especially when she strings you along.
#116477 to #116476 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
But, she's also my best friend. And I love being with her, the nights are darker without her.

I understand that there are so many other people out there, I just haven't met anyone like her. I know I sound beta, and stupid, as fuck.
User avatar #116478 to #116477 - choobe ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Did you date before this? Or do you just "love her" and she is with other guys?
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