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#117833 - mrcrocodile (3 hours ago) [-]
would you fuck me?
User avatar #117837 to #117833 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'd fuck you, no homo though
#117834 to #117833 - mrcrocodile (3 hours ago) [-]
I would fuck me
User avatar #117839 to #117835 - marinepenguin ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
I have that same shirt.


Hold on.
#117840 to #117839 - marinepenguin ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
It's a lot brighter then I remember.


I'm not good at making a sexual face
User avatar #117828 - amazinggamer (5 hours ago) [-]
So this is kind of a stupid question, but for everyone living outside of the U.S., in your schools, is there an American History class? This is high school and college. I was just wondering after I got out of my history of medieval Europe class.
User avatar #117838 to #117828 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
There's a bit, not too much though. In Ireland, we really just learn about Irish/European history
User avatar #117836 to #117828 - TheseChocodiles (3 hours ago) [-]
we probably learnt some shit but I can't remember.
User avatar #117831 to #117828 - loveyameanish (3 hours ago) [-]
In Irish secondary schools we're taught American history, but there is no specific class for just that. We just have history class and we're taught a bit of everything in it.
User avatar #117830 to #117828 - mrcrocodile (3 hours ago) [-]
as a Canadian, there is just history, we don't focus on anyone in hopes to offend no one
sorry
User avatar #117829 to #117828 - dusters (5 hours ago) [-]
In France we study it yeah, well it's just history really we don't have a class called "American History". I recall it to be somewhat anti-american too but that might have been my teacher.

Currently I have american civilisation in university as well, but it's more centered around politics and political context rather than pure factual history.
#117827 - thereasonableperso (6 hours ago) [-]
I wanna masturbate but my stomachs hurts because I ate too much cake. Fuck myliiife.
User avatar #117832 to #117827 - loveyameanish (3 hours ago) [-]
Make a poops.
User avatar #117813 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
C'mon guys, let's be social. What's everyone doing today/tonight?
User avatar #117817 to #117813 - loveyameanish (12 hours ago) [-]
Replaying The Last Of Us because it's too cold outside for life.
User avatar #117823 to #117817 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I still need to get that game also, it's too outsidey for outside life
User avatar #117824 to #117823 - loveyameanish (12 hours ago) [-]
I really like it a lot. The story is so great. Only shit thing is it's JUST the main storyline, there are no side missions or anything. It would be the prettiest game in the world to be able to free roam but you can't stray from the game's path in the slightest it's a bit annoying, but I love it anyway.
User avatar #117825 to #117824 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Really? That sounds like it kind of sucks.. But hey, if the storyline is still very good, I wanna play that shit
User avatar #117826 to #117825 - loveyameanish (12 hours ago) [-]
I think the story itself is really amazing, but the fact that once you've finished the main story all there is to do is replay it kinda kills me.
User avatar #117815 to #117813 - TheseChocodiles (12 hours ago) [-]
right now im so hungover that i drank water and threw it up, ive only ever thrown up hungover once before
im slanting side ways in my bed and two minutes ago i said sorry out loud and i dont know why
User avatar #117822 to #117815 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Been there a couple of weeks ago, haven't been able to drink since it was so bad
User avatar #117816 to #117815 - loveyameanish (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm loling that's so good.
User avatar #117818 to #117816 - TheseChocodiles (12 hours ago) [-]
i went to the shop and got a sandwich and just sat and ate it, like heavy wheezing and shit
there was a point while eating the sandwich where i genuinely wondered if i was depressed, like if this was depression

its not im just so hungover lol
User avatar #117819 to #117818 - loveyameanish (12 hours ago) [-]
I've been there before. Sitting at the edge of my bed, bucket in front of me, slowly eating a breadstick, hating life. Took me about 25 minutes to eat a single breadstick lol I think straight afterwards I went onto the chat and Percy was on cam and I just kind of sat there looking at Percy playing lol like a faggot and had no energy to type anything lol
User avatar #117820 to #117819 - TheseChocodiles (12 hours ago) [-]
hahahahaha thats very good
User avatar #117814 to #117813 - iamostrich (19 hours ago) [-]
finally downloading some great TV

Bob Ross FTW yo
User avatar #117821 to #117814 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
You can download tv's now? Wow, what a time to be alive
User avatar #117800 - dancininseptember (01/28/2015) [-]
are there any girls on this board that want to share nudes
add me on snapchat
horny4pussyxox
User avatar #117801 to #117800 - TheseChocodiles (01/28/2015) [-]
finally a REAL man
#117796 - logickid (01/28/2015) [-]
So a guy on Youtube I really liked died of leukemia, his GF tweeted it, I really really liked his videos, everything about him, and the ironic thing is, he made a post not so long before he died about people getting all worked up about him being dead, you guys probably seen it before, guy on Youtube upload for a bit, people in comments go full on retard... Ugh, if there's an afterlife, I hope it's good.
#117793 - flingwing (01/27/2015) [-]
my snapchat is vaticvigilante7 add me and send n00ds
my snapchat is vaticvigilante7 add me and send n00ds
User avatar #117805 to #117793 - loveyameanish (01/28/2015) [-]
Wow cool flingwing is back cool
User avatar #117803 to #117793 - TheseChocodiles (01/28/2015) [-]
I remember you and I remember that I really hated you lmao
User avatar #117797 to #117793 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
"and send n00ds"
well you argue a strong case there
User avatar #117794 to #117793 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm going to send you pictures of my poo
User avatar #117791 - zaxzwim (01/27/2015) [-]
last night i think i just fucked up one of the only chances i'll have soon of actually loosing my virginity, i don't like to think i'm really this stupid but hey, it happens. Why am i so retarded social?
User avatar #117798 to #117791 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Do tell, what happened?
User avatar #117802 to #117798 - zaxzwim (01/28/2015) [-]
gonna use some meme arrows for this
>Australia day party with friends
>3 guys, 3 chicks and Matt (he doesn't really count because he is nearly 30 and non of us are even 19 yet
>overly lot of drinking because Straya
>little past 12 at night everyone goes to bed
>i get to sleep on the couch because everyone else took beds
>Host bro, or bro 'A' and his GF in his room "sleeping"
>The chick i almost banged, lets call her 'N' with Bro 'B' and Matt because he can do what he wants he lives there also on a double bed
>got invited to also sleep in that bed but fuck that, 4 people in a double?
>Other chick, lets call her 'C' sleeping in other room on single bed
>i'm on a couch that folds down but i couldn't be bothered asking how it does
>around 2:30 and i'm still wide awake
>N walks out for the second time to get a glass of water
>i ask her what she is doing and she comes over and sits on the coffee table next to couch
>talk for around a few minutes
>she says she wants to sleep where i am since Matt and B have taken over the other bed
>sure why the fuck not
>she is wearing a shirt and underpants, nothing else
>lie down couch, grab blanket and so forth
>laying there for a while talking about life and such
>she says that A had mentioned that i was still a virgin and that he said we should do it
>ok then
>she thinks that's "cute"
>talk abit more about general crap
>she starts getting tired soon
>tells me to hug her
>wat.jpg
>do it and she moves my arm to her boobs
>Expand.png
>awkward boner on her butt and hand on her boobs
>kinda lay there for a bit weirdly
>she rubs her butt on boner
>just don't do anything, at all
>she falls asleep eventually
>i don't fall asleep for around another hour and a half and every time i move she makes a sound and clutches my hand
>just kind of lay there for a long ass time, eventually my eyes start fucking up and i need to go wash them to get shit out of them
>finally can move, go get drink of water because out of beer
>lay back down and just lay by myself
>half an hour later she rolls over to face me and apologizes for falling asleep and that we need to stay awake
>now hugging me while i'm trying not to rub boner on her because she still is rubbing herself on me
>falls asleep again after i agree to hug her more
>fall asleep myself an hour later
>woke up around 2 hours after that and felt life throwing up for around 6 hours

That's pretty much all of it, pretty sure i had my chance but didn't want to because we were both pretty drunk and i don't want to do anything she would regret, also she might be moving in with us when A his gf and i move soon
User avatar #117804 to #117802 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't say you fucked up at all pal. Understandable that you didn't want to try anything while both of you were drunk. But she was initiating everything by the sounds of it, it sounds like she is interested. Next time when you're with her, talk about it in a kind of "haha, that nearly happened" kind of way, and if she jokes back about it, try some casual flirting. If she flirts back, kick it up a bit and see where things go. Might end up kissing her and/or lead onto doing other stuff
User avatar #117806 to #117804 - zaxzwim (01/28/2015) [-]
everytime i have seen her has been at a party so unless we don't drink next time i don't think it will be happening then either but i'm glad you agree with me not doing it because we were drunk, that makes me feel a better
User avatar #117807 to #117806 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Next time you see her at a party talk about it before you guys get drunk? And if you can't and you guys are drunk, flirt with her anyway and if she flirts back just kiss her. Nothing wrong with kissing while drunk.
User avatar #117808 to #117807 - zaxzwim (01/28/2015) [-]
i can do that, i'm going to do that if i remember. Usually she get's there a little later than everyone else so i already had 3-4 most of the time she arrives so i should be more confident in myself
User avatar #117809 to #117808 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
You should. And if you do, share with your brothers and sisters on fj!
User avatar #117810 to #117809 - zaxzwim (01/28/2015) [-]
i plan on making a big deal about it
#117811 to #117810 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Good, best of luck!
Good, best of luck!
User avatar #117812 to #117811 - zaxzwim (01/28/2015) [-]
thanks, if anything at all happens, even if it's nothing i'll come back and tell you
User avatar #117790 - likeacupcake ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
>Be me
>Log into net banking
>Pay bills
>Set aside for bills due next week
>Decide to download porn pic set to cheer self up
>Captcha "Beroke"


I know, Inglip, I know.
User avatar #117789 - fukkyes (01/27/2015) [-]
Any Blink fans here hear about the news with Tom getting replaced?
User avatar #117780 - gabemczombie (01/26/2015) [-]
So i'm lacking in Fap related reaction images.

Feel free to comment below and spray them on me
User avatar #117792 to #117787 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Oh fuck yeah that's what daddy likes.
#117774 - jeezloxxy (01/26/2015) [-]
Sup soc, any Bulgarians around? I fear there are too few of us here.
Sup soc, any Bulgarians around? I fear there are too few of us here.
User avatar #117775 to #117774 - TheseChocodiles (01/26/2015) [-]
i've been there so yeah basically i mean yeah im pretty much bulgarian if you want i dunno
User avatar #117776 to #117775 - jeezloxxy (01/26/2015) [-]
Where you from, buddy?
User avatar #117777 to #117776 - TheseChocodiles (01/26/2015) [-]
northern ireland lol
User avatar #117778 to #117777 - jeezloxxy (01/26/2015) [-]
A true Balkan indeed.
User avatar #117779 to #117778 - TheseChocodiles (01/26/2015) [-]
stop it im blushing
#117771 - thunderquill ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
So not sure what just happened   
>Early last year one of my really good friends gives me his broken xbone to sell at gamestop (Cause I didn't have my own and was waiting for advanced warfare shit bundle)   
>Tell him I can pay him back, he says "don't worry about it"   
>His mom buys him another xbone   
>Finds out theres a sunset overdrive bundle   
>His mom buys him such bundle   
>He offers for me to have old one again   
>Had the money to repay him, offer to pay back   
>He says no, it's fine he doesn't care   
>Some while later he gets me a 2ds and games for my birthday   
>Knows I hate when people get me expensive shit like that   
>Fast forward, move in with him and another guy from work because they needed help   
>Find out he is a shitty slobby person, and disrespectful as fuck   
>Decide to move back within first 3 months   
>Says I owe him 600   
>Pissed as fuck, give him 100 because there was an xbone game and a ds game he asked me to pay back   
>He's an idiot for trying to hustle someone who is broke as fuck half the time and for things he said refused money for, not to mention a birthday gift..   
>MFW I he's trying to hustle someone who has about 6 inches and 120 pounds over him   
 lol he's not getting paid back on account he can't prove anything because there was no agreement on paper, or at all...
So not sure what just happened
>Early last year one of my really good friends gives me his broken xbone to sell at gamestop (Cause I didn't have my own and was waiting for advanced warfare shit bundle)
>Tell him I can pay him back, he says "don't worry about it"
>His mom buys him another xbone
>Finds out theres a sunset overdrive bundle
>His mom buys him such bundle
>He offers for me to have old one again
>Had the money to repay him, offer to pay back
>He says no, it's fine he doesn't care
>Some while later he gets me a 2ds and games for my birthday
>Knows I hate when people get me expensive shit like that
>Fast forward, move in with him and another guy from work because they needed help
>Find out he is a shitty slobby person, and disrespectful as fuck
>Decide to move back within first 3 months
>Says I owe him 600
>Pissed as fuck, give him 100 because there was an xbone game and a ds game he asked me to pay back
>He's an idiot for trying to hustle someone who is broke as fuck half the time and for things he said refused money for, not to mention a birthday gift..
>MFW I he's trying to hustle someone who has about 6 inches and 120 pounds over him
lol he's not getting paid back on account he can't prove anything because there was no agreement on paper, or at all...
User avatar #117795 to #117771 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
damn your dick weighs a lot
User avatar #117788 to #117771 - skaffanl (01/26/2015) [-]
fuck him
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#117767 - confusedasian (01/25/2015) [-]
A while back in September, I put al of my pictures onto my ipod and that I could transfer them like a usb drive to my new computer I built.

I was wrong.

Very wrong.






gg porn folder.


Unless anyone out there knows where I can upload a bunch of pictures from my ipod and then download them to my new computer.
User avatar #117768 to #117767 - fistfireace (01/26/2015) [-]
Microsoft's One Drive. Just don't publicly share it, according to the Terms of Service.
User avatar #117769 to #117768 - confusedasian (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, but I got around it. The pictures I have from my other computer wouldn't go through, but the pictures I screenshotted/downloaded directly from the ipod itself does. What I did was I just screenshotted a bunch of old pictures already on my ipod and it went through. I only did it to pictures I valued most (my little brothers.). As for the porn, I have their names. I'll just download them again on my new computer.

I'll keep that one drive thing in mind for the future though. Might be useful for my college.
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User avatar #117762 - emorevival (01/25/2015) [-]
I still cry everytime Zoolander comes on
User avatar #117799 to #117762 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
It's probably that damn Hansel, he's so hot right now
User avatar #117761 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
whats a good way to get undrunk lol ive had half a gallon of captain morgan black and i need to chill
#117770 to #117761 - corps (01/26/2015) [-]
Better stop drinking bruh, you gotta be in tip-top shape for BUDS.
User avatar #117766 to #117761 - TheseChocodiles (01/25/2015) [-]
tactical vomit
User avatar #117764 to #117761 - hokon (01/25/2015) [-]
Punch your liver very hard to level out the alcohol
All the alcohol is concentrated one place, leveling it out over the whole body will help you get undrunk
User avatar #117765 to #117764 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
gg no re
#117781 to #117740 - gabemczombie (01/26/2015) [-]
No. But they are hillarious
User avatar #117744 to #117740 - emorevival (01/24/2015) [-]
what are ya gonna do ? cry about it more?
User avatar #117745 to #117744 - groundzero (01/24/2015) [-]
No but if you die you are one less person to worry about.
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User avatar #117735 - TheseChocodiles (01/23/2015) [-]
ScottP

nice me too, what year are you?
User avatar #117754 to #117735 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
what is this, ScottP board?
User avatar #117759 to #117754 - TheseChocodiles (01/25/2015) [-]
hey why dont you just shut the fuck up you loser
User avatar #117760 to #117759 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
I just did
User avatar #117755 to #117754 - ScottP (01/25/2015) [-]
Apparently it is. I mean this board's pretty dead most of the time
User avatar #117757 to #117755 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Scott Pilgrim vs the World is my second favourite movie
User avatar #117758 to #117757 - ScottP (01/25/2015) [-]
It's pretty great. I apparently liked it enough for it to be the first thing to come to my mind when making my FJ account (5 years ago now?)
User avatar #117736 to #117735 - ScottP (01/23/2015) [-]
First year.Haven't really done a whole lot of actual nursing classes yet. Though the Nursing program in my school is apparently very difficult to get into.
User avatar #117737 to #117736 - TheseChocodiles (01/23/2015) [-]
same, have you gone on placement yet?
User avatar #117738 to #117737 - ScottP (01/23/2015) [-]
Not yet
User avatar #117742 to #117738 - TheseChocodiles (01/24/2015) [-]
i just finished my first one today, i loved it a lot it was brilliant
User avatar #117747 to #117742 - loveyameanish (01/24/2015) [-]
Butting in because nosey lol where where you placed? My first placement was so shit I was in the most boring ward ever I just used to nose through charts for 8 hours a day.
User avatar #117748 to #117747 - TheseChocodiles (01/25/2015) [-]
basically a cancer/palliative care ward. Really sad but the nurses in it were amazing. For 12 patients on an average day there could be the sister, 4 nurses, 2 care assistants, 1 OT, 1 physio, 3 doctors, 1 social workers and 1 or 2 students. I think it was voted the best ward in ni or something recently, so I'm lucky lol I cried leaving it
User avatar #117785 to #117748 - loveyameanish (01/26/2015) [-]
Lol you emotional piece of shit
User avatar #117746 to #117742 - ScottP (01/24/2015) [-]
What is it? I know we have to do clinicals at some point, but I'm not sure if placement is something similar
User avatar #117749 to #117746 - TheseChocodiles (01/25/2015) [-]
placement is when you are placed in a hospital or nursing home and you basically train for 2 months or so with help of a mentor
User avatar #117750 to #117749 - ScottP (01/25/2015) [-]
Ah, then yeah I'm not even close to doing that yet lol
User avatar #117751 to #117750 - TheseChocodiles (01/25/2015) [-]
we do four placements in first year, one in the hospital one in the community, one mental health and one learning disability. Where are you from? The training programme must be quite different.
User avatar #117752 to #117751 - ScottP (01/25/2015) [-]
We might have something like that here as well, I'm just not aware of it.
User avatar #117753 to #117752 - TheseChocodiles (01/25/2015) [-]
in America? Do you have to pay for your nursing degree?
User avatar #117756 to #117753 - ScottP (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's not a graduate school program (thankfully)
#117731 - spongeychicken (01/22/2015) [-]
anyone know where I can find picture similar to this

someone is gonna say 'look in a mirror'
User avatar #117739 to #117731 - vwanyama (01/23/2015) [-]
Check your yearbook pics.
User avatar #117733 to #117731 - awesomerninjathing (01/23/2015) [-]
look in a reflective surface
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