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User avatar #118403 - darealsnooki ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone know what happened to giffythetoad?
User avatar #118404 to #118403 - giffythetoad (5 hours ago) [-]
Nothing.
User avatar #118405 to #118404 - darealsnooki ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
You had me worried, mang.

Shall I delete my comments here?
User avatar #118406 to #118405 - giffythetoad (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't care.
#118401 - askafj (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm currently at a temporary job (I'm not sure what it's called in english, but basically we get to follow someone doing their job, so we can get a little insight on how it is like to be actually working (I'm studying ofc)) and one day we got a job that we were going to fix a radio in a huge truck that lifts lumber.
Once we got there we met the driver, wich was a girl about my age and she looks like the perfect girl for me. I mean, she has a job, she is the same age, she looked really good and she seemed overall interested in me.
However since this is a temporary job and since the guy I was with where there, I didn't get to talk to her too much.
The thing is that I'm probably not going to see her again during my temporary job(since this is my last week). I will probably never meet this girl in my entire life and I missed the only chance I had to talk with her.

I asked around, but they just filled in 2 spots there, so I wont get any job there any time soon. I really enjoy it there and getting to work there would be like a dream come true and ofc my beta brain thinks I might have a chance with this girl.

However none of that will probably happen, since the only retiring person there is already replaced. Life is like that sometimes I guess.

How was your day today, FJ ?
User avatar #118407 to #118401 - waffermelone ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
pretty nice, i provasturbated and played some vidya and also got a important test in a week
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#118396 - timesinfinity ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
so bored
User avatar #118390 - keatontheghostfox (05/24/2015) [-]
Ey bb wan sum fuk?
#118394 to #118392 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
my kind of love
User avatar #118393 to #118392 - xxdarkdanxx (05/25/2015) [-]
Forbidden love?
Been there, done that. We going or what?
User avatar #118386 - xxdarkdanxx (05/24/2015) [-]
I just found my old ukulele I got when I was like maybe 12 or some shit
Looks like it's about time to waste the rest of the day attempting to play it decently
#118387 to #118386 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
play some death metal on it
play some death metal on it
User avatar #118388 to #118387 - xxdarkdanxx (05/24/2015) [-]
I have attempted to play many things and they all failed
User avatar #118389 to #118388 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
some day... https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #118381 - TheseChocodiles (05/24/2015) [-]
Anybody watch Eurovision last night? I'm blasting Serbia's song right now in my kitchen.
User avatar #118383 to #118381 - xxdarkdanxx (05/24/2015) [-]
I didn't watch it, but I heard Austria's bearded he woman came back again this year
User avatar #118385 to #118383 - TheseChocodiles (05/24/2015) [-]
Conchita yeah, I love conchita shes v good
User avatar #118380 - twillight (05/24/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport I think i found the internet in 1 video
#118378 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
boop
boop
User avatar #118397 to #118378 - acidjunk (18 hours ago) [-]
wat this from
#118398 to #118397 - waffermelone ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
acchi kochi, probably one of the cutest things i ever watched, pretty short tooo
acchi kochi, probably one of the cutest things i ever watched, pretty short tooo
User avatar #118399 to #118398 - acidjunk (13 hours ago) [-]
Neat, gonna check it out after K-on!
User avatar #118402 to #118399 - waffermelone ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
cool, i still haven't watched k-on, i didn't watched many animes yet i also don't plan to do it, i don't have much patience so i only end up watching short ones, not very frequently too
User avatar #118374 - thewizsam (05/23/2015) [-]
hay going to the mall by myself
im 18
i need to fuck
give me some pick up lines
User avatar #118375 to #118374 - xxdarkdanxx (05/23/2015) [-]
You're coming on FJ for help on getting laid?
No wonder it hasn't been working
#118376 to #118375 - thewizsam (05/23/2015) [-]
come on just give me something
#118384 to #118376 - infernobird (05/24/2015) [-]
ey bb u wun sum fuk
User avatar #118377 to #118376 - xxdarkdanxx (05/23/2015) [-]
"If I turned you around and inspected your back, would I find a warning label for how hot you are?"
User avatar #118368 - alexanderburns (05/23/2015) [-]
send nudes
User avatar #118370 to #118368 - xxdarkdanxx (05/23/2015) [-]
ask nicely
#118365 - xxdarkdanxx (05/23/2015) [-]



So I just learned today that my friend has a golf cart. So I took the one in a lifetime opportunity and drove that shit around in his backyard at high average speeds.
Was 4 of us, on driving, one passenger and the other two standing on the back. Eventually we went driving in the woods behind his property, and found a steep hill. so like the idiots we are, we took turns laying down on the roof of the damn thing as we went down at top speed.
Fun stuff, then we came up to a quarry, where we ditched the golf cart for a bit and just threw rocks in the lake inside of it, climbed down the rocks, climbed back up. Just generic stupid shit.
Overall was great, how is yall?
User avatar #118372 to #118365 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
pretty meh, got a important test in a week and i haven't started studding, and i'm not very optimistic about it. do the summer vacations already started there
User avatar #118373 to #118372 - xxdarkdanxx (05/23/2015) [-]
Summer vacation for me is in another 2 weeks, can't fucking wait for this shit to be over
#118363 - bigband ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Are people coming here again?
User avatar #118371 to #118363 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
kinda, some ppl just stumble across this place and sometimes leave a comment or two, but not many regular users
#118364 to #118363 - xxdarkdanxx (05/23/2015) [-]
Why must you hurt me in this way    
 also it does seem board has been slightly more crowded than it used to be, so it's a start




Why must you hurt me in this way
also it does seem board has been slightly more crowded than it used to be, so it's a start
#118356 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
hello there
hello there
User avatar #118360 to #118359 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
ey mang, how are u doing?
User avatar #118361 to #118360 - keatontheghostfox (05/23/2015) [-]
Im ok, you?
User avatar #118362 to #118361 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
fine,trying to make rouge squadron 2 run on a emulator, but i'm not having much success
User avatar #118351 - computerlife ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Old users of this board
how active was this place back in the day?
#118379 to #118351 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
It used to be just a bunch of users posting selfies and either getting ripped on, photoshopped, or compliment fishing.   
Three years ago anyway.
It used to be just a bunch of users posting selfies and either getting ripped on, photoshopped, or compliment fishing.
Three years ago anyway.
User avatar #118355 to #118351 - nim (05/22/2015) [-]
Once upon a time, the past 3 days weren't on the same page.
User avatar #118358 to #118355 - keatontheghostfox (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah this boards a bit inactive :p
#118354 to #118351 - waffermelone ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
not active like today
not active like today
#118338 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
Anyone ever gotten laid from FJ?
User avatar #118366 to #118338 - youngneil ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
There was a dude named ballerinstaller who started dating a girl that posted in NSFW, then made her stop posting nudes for everyone. He was a dick.
User avatar #118350 to #118338 - computerlife ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I know that there was this one time that a guy and a girl found out that they went to the same school over FunnyJunk. They ended up dating and they deleted their accounts. Wether or not the guy got laid is a mystery.
User avatar #118352 to #118350 - ieatbengay (05/22/2015) [-]
probably the same person
User avatar #118353 to #118352 - computerlife ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
No, they provided pics
I can't find a link to the post, but it was legit
User avatar #118339 to #118338 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
That would require women to go on this site in the first place.

All women on the internet are actually dudes.
User avatar #118367 to #118339 - titsmccracken ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Eh, we make up like 5% of the funnyjunk population.
#118340 to #118339 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
Doesn't stop them from being big bitches.
#118337 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
I genuinely have OCD and It bothers the hell out of me when people say they have OCD when they're just being picky about unorganized shit.

When I close a door, any door, I have to open/close it until it "feels right." The longest I've stood opening and closing a door because it didn't "feel right" was a little under 45 minutes (it was the refrigerator door, so its near a stove clock). Because of my OCD I have no doors in my house excluding the front door, refrigerator, stove, microwave, and fridge (if you come to my house you get to watch me shit, so theres that if you're into it). I hardly ever go out and when I do its only with friends because i'm afraid i'll end up having to awkwardly open and close a door repeatedly in public. I have perfect attendance at my workplace, this is because I get to the building early so that my manager (one of the few people who know about my predicament) can let me in so I can avoid embarrassment.

Do you guys have any weird things about you that make you unbelievably socially awkward?
User avatar #118341 to #118337 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
I have yet to actually meet someone with OCD. I'd try my best not to fuck with them but I think I instinctively would whether I liked it or not.

I think the most socially awkward thing about myself is just being unable to hold up a conversation, or never knowing what to say/respond. To actually come up with a decent response, I'd have to take some time to think but I want to avoid looking retarded so I just blurt out the first thing that comes to my head, so then I usually just look retarded anyway.
#118320 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I remember this board  It wrecked me a new asshole when I posted a selfie    
   
So, what do Social?
I remember this board It wrecked me a new asshole when I posted a selfie

So, what do Social?
User avatar #118342 to #118320 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
idk, you've probably already did something considering your comment is 9 hours old
User avatar #118343 to #118342 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I did many things indeed actually, I just wanted to see how this board was in like the 3 years I never came onto it
User avatar #118344 to #118343 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
isded basically,
trying to see if maybe my presence can change that
I don't think it has, but I'm too stubborn to give up yet
User avatar #118345 to #118344 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
well you're dedicated to like everyone around here from what I've seen anyways
User avatar #118346 to #118345 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
Well most of the people you see me talking to in those past comments are my friends,
but yeah I'm gonna try and be somewhat friendly to anyone that comes here.
It's not very encouraging to stay if someone posts and I just tell them to fuck off
User avatar #118347 to #118346 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Shitposting kinda disrupts that too.. which is now the lovely autism board

I was very impressionable years ago coming to Social with a heart full of innocence
users weren't all to nice but eh, things improved
User avatar #118348 to #118347 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
Well I'm always in a dilemma
I don't want to shitpost but I also really don't want to leave the board so barren of posts entirely

I'm not really sure how to approach this anymore
User avatar #118349 to #118348 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
WELCOME TO SOCIAL BOARD THEN, where nobody knows how to go about it
Some sneaky bastards have it figured
User avatar #118321 to #118320 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Post a selfie so we can rip you a new new asshole?
User avatar #118322 to #118321 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Some things never change I see.. Maybe.
User avatar #118323 to #118322 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't know. I just got here. I've no idea what this board if for.
User avatar #118324 to #118323 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
OH, so same boat as me then, cool.
Let's ride the waves of social board and see where it takes us.
User avatar #118325 to #118324 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
alright then. where are ya from?
User avatar #118326 to #118325 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
The great friendly white north.

yourself?
User avatar #118327 to #118326 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Northwest U.S. Been in sweaty armpit swampland for a few years now though.
User avatar #118328 to #118327 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
OHH, Washington area?

Up here in the Middle of Alberta it's been.. more or less pleasant.
User avatar #118329 to #118328 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
I'be spent lots of time in B.C. , but never anywhere east of there. What's it like there relatively?
#118330 to #118329 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Well it looked like this about a month ago in May, it's been warming up nicely though since.
User avatar #118331 to #118330 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
That's good. Bit of the opposite problem here, really. I miss the snow terribly.
User avatar #118332 to #118331 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Complete opposite across the border, 6-7 months of winter and you get sick of getting bundled up just to walk to the local store.

I heard that the East got it waaaay worse than the West though.
User avatar #118333 to #118332 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. The whole North East region was shut down this year over a blizzard dead center over New York City. The warmer Atlantic waters in general cause more turbulent weather on the east coast
User avatar #118334 to #118333 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
This is true, it just get worse every year.
Global warming? (or cooling, whichever you prefer)
User avatar #118335 to #118334 - yankeerose (05/22/2015) [-]
Only for everyone that for north. won't find anyone down here complaining. Anyway, I gotta nod off. Maybe i'll catch ya later.
User avatar #118336 to #118335 - tylersauraus ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Jesus christ it's already 3:45. Yeah good call, see you around the board.
User avatar #118318 - indulge (05/22/2015) [-]
I was gone for 6 months and I only had 34 mentions. Step up your vocabulary game, people. Indulge me.
User avatar #118319 to #118318 - computerlife ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I indulge my right to mention your name
User avatar #118303 - keatontheghostfox (05/22/2015) [-]
I remember when social started, it was a bunch of selfies and stuff and like a lists of hobbies and all
User avatar #118309 to #118303 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't think people understand exactly what "socializing" is
I doubt I do either tho, since I hardly do it
User avatar #118310 to #118309 - keatontheghostfox (05/22/2015) [-]
I have the social skills of a hermit crab
User avatar #118311 to #118310 - xxdarkdanxx (05/22/2015) [-]
and I have the social skills of a crazed hermit
#118304 to #118303 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
oldfag  I'm so sorry
oldfag I'm so sorry
User avatar #118312 to #118307 - keatontheghostfox (05/22/2015) [-]
Btw is that Joel in the gif you posted?
User avatar #118313 to #118312 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
Hey man, i don't know who this Joel character is.
User avatar #118314 to #118313 - keatontheghostfox (05/22/2015) [-]
From rooster teeth (checked Google, it is)
#118315 to #118314 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
Next you'll tell me this guy has a name like, i don't know, Burnie or something.
Next you'll tell me this guy has a name like, i don't know, Burnie or something.
User avatar #118316 to #118315 - keatontheghostfox (05/22/2015) [-]
Nah that's Seth Rogen
#118317 to #118316 - AnthonyHelmsley (05/22/2015) [-]
Fucking got him.
Fucking got him.
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