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User avatar #116172 - sackit ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Are we allowed to eat compusively becuase we manege to cut ourself, or is that only allowed during mental Pain from bullying etc?
#116170 - lildo (6 hours ago) [-]
Okay guys, I am currently going to a date and need your advice.

The girl has long hair, flat chest, but a bit of a cute face. I think she might be slightly a bit of a weaboo, considering she has a one piece shirt on last time I met her.

So how do I park my meat in her? Help.
#116171 to #116170 - Womens Study Major (5 hours ago) [-]
Dont try until at least the 3rd date bro.
User avatar #116159 - darealsnooki (21 hours ago) [-]
I have just reached something I never thought I'd reach, and that is in the top 500 comment rank. It is because of this post funnyjunk.com/Thanksgiving+selfie+feels+thread/text/5368719/72#72

I'm not wanting to sound too selfish, because I couldn't have done this without you, the users of FJ.

Thank you, and have wonderful Thanksgiving!
User avatar #116152 - laky (11/27/2014) [-]
Anyone go to University here? Or are the rumours true?

SFU here
User avatar #116160 to #116152 - dusters (18 hours ago) [-]
I go to university
User avatar #116161 to #116160 - laky (18 hours ago) [-]
-_- which one?
User avatar #116162 to #116161 - dusters (18 hours ago) [-]
are you assuming we're american?
User avatar #116163 to #116162 - laky (18 hours ago) [-]
No, I'm assuming you're Czechoslovakian
User avatar #116164 to #116163 - dusters (18 hours ago) [-]
Not that far off tbf well done

university of nantes!
User avatar #116158 to #116152 - TheseChocodiles (22 hours ago) [-]
I go to university
#116149 - cliffordlover (11/27/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** What are some good ways to start conversations? I can carry a conversation about almost anything as long as I'm not the one who started it, and I wanted to know some good general topics that could fix that other than shit like, "Did you see the game last night," or "How about this weather?"
User avatar #116169 to #116149 - alexanderburns (9 hours ago) [-]
"How big is your dick"
#116144 - luigipimp (11/27/2014) [-]
go out with me?
#116146 to #116144 - cliffordlover (11/27/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** I think we should just stay friends.
#116142 - rplix (11/26/2014) [-]
There are two deer outside my window. Just thought I'd share.
User avatar #116168 to #116142 - bakeeater (10 hours ago) [-]
yummy
#116140 - mitdwit (11/26/2014) [-]
Does anybody know how to make a blank title?
Nigga stole my title style.
User avatar #116141 to #116140 - fistfireace (11/26/2014) [-]
I might be wrong, since i never tried it, but you probably have to make an invisible character with the alt codes.
User avatar #116135 - guto (11/26/2014) [-]
so guys... I'm going to USA for the first time I'll visit NY and Boston. Tell me some good places to go please
User avatar #116166 to #116135 - TheseChocodiles (17 hours ago) [-]
in new york lol
User avatar #116165 to #116135 - TheseChocodiles (17 hours ago) [-]
go to rosie ogradys irish bar
User avatar #116143 to #116135 - princessren (11/27/2014) [-]
what do you like
User avatar #116153 to #116143 - guto (11/27/2014) [-]
just let me ask you a question: if someone you know would visit NY for the first time in his life and you would be his guide. Where are the places he must go and why?


I like and dislike tons of things but that does not mean I would not like the places you would tell me to go, I'll meet the city for the first time and I want to go to many places as possible
User avatar #116137 to #116135 - gabemczombie (11/26/2014) [-]
I wasn't overly impressed by NY... But my god. Central Park was amazing. Other than that there's The Jeckel and Hyde club (Not an actual club), planet hollywood (maybe), Madamme tussaud's (it was pretty shitty) and Hard Rock Cafe.
User avatar #116138 to #116137 - guto (11/26/2014) [-]
Thanks bro I'll be sure to visit those places
User avatar #116139 to #116138 - gabemczombie (11/26/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #116133 - feveryoucantsweat (11/26/2014) [-]
Do you guys thinkkkkkkkkk that if you know a girl who doesnt like you, that you could do much of anything that would change her mind to so speak
User avatar #116145 to #116133 - megavoir (11/27/2014) [-]
yes you could
User avatar #116147 to #116134 - cliffordlover (11/27/2014) [-]
He likes a girl that doesn't like him back, and he wants to know if he can make her like him somehow.
User avatar #116131 - divinemaddness (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm ungodly out of the loop, can someone fill me in on the whole Michael Brown thing (with sources preferrably) or is this the wrong board?
#116148 to #116131 - cliffordlover (11/27/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** A white cop shot a black guy dead, and a bunch of people are rioting in Ferguson. I'm not giving any details on the situation because I'm too lazy to get sources, but that's the gist of it. Really, it's just kind of a guess at what happened. The black guy's made out to be an angel, even though he does have a bit of a bad background, and the white guy is pretty much demonized for killing him. They're saying it was excessive force, but his story made it sound like he was under pressure, but some people say he was running away instead of attacking him.
**cliffordlover rolled image** A white cop shot a black guy dead, and a bunch of people are rioting in Ferguson. I'm not giving any details on the situation because I'm too lazy to get sources, but that's the gist of it. Really, it's just kind of a guess at what happened. The black guy's made out to be an angel, even though he does have a bit of a bad background, and the white guy is pretty much demonized for killing him. They're saying it was excessive force, but his story made it sound like he was under pressure, but some people say he was running away instead of attacking him.
#116130 - icametocomment ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Oooookay. I said I wouldn't tell the staff of this site (not FJ, another site) but I gotta tell someone.

So I do artstuff, and apparently it impressed this person enough to request I do art of their character. That's fine and all, I'm backed up but if people don't want to wait it ain't my problem. The problem is that the reference image they provided is the exact image of a previous player's character on that site. Like, exact exact. And the sheer coincidence just killed me.

Can't tell the staff on there just yet, art theft is taken super seriously by that crowd and they would flay that poor stupid newbie alive.
User avatar #116126 - johnmacronstone (11/25/2014) [-]
Anyone have that comic where its a biography of some killer, and then the plot twist at the end was that you were the victim?
User avatar #116120 - guiguito (11/25/2014) [-]
>tfw the girl that friendzoned me confesed she had a fucking crush on me
>tfw i can't deal with it
I really don't know how to procede.
User avatar #116124 to #116120 - dusters (11/25/2014) [-]
kiss her you homo
User avatar #116125 to #116124 - guiguito (11/25/2014) [-]
Unfortunaly i was inside a ambulance and i could not defy protocol for love sake, but danm i should have, but oportunities await tomorow.
User avatar #116127 to #116125 - dusters (11/25/2014) [-]
no I meant, go kiss her you homo not that you should have kissed her >: (
User avatar #116128 to #116127 - guiguito (11/25/2014) [-]
I see.
User avatar #116129 to #116128 - dusters (11/25/2014) [-]
then what's the big deal, you know how to proceed
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User avatar #116117 - alexanderburns (11/24/2014) [-]
faggots
User avatar #116121 to #116117 - TheseChocodiles (11/25/2014) [-]
do you ever shut the fuck up
User avatar #116123 to #116122 - TheseChocodiles (11/25/2014) [-]
thanks for everything
User avatar #116116 - Izen (11/24/2014) [-]
Hey so Im working on a thing for college students and college age people. A snapchat to send in pics with advice, partying shit, and obviously tits/ass/etc. So peeps, help me out and send stuff in?
Any snaps I get are screenshotted and added into the story
(can opt out of a pic being screenshotted just tell me before you send it in a snap message)

The snapchat is: Phillyyaks
User avatar #116115 - lebarricuda (11/24/2014) [-]
Alright guys, I need an image to help with an argument.

I'm looking for the image saying "we need to convince men that women are just as much into science rather than fashion" Or something to that respect while showing the feminist dispute over matt taylors T-shirt and compairing it to their ignorances of the comet landing.

I can't find it on google, but it was in the top comments a day or two ago.
User avatar #116113 - shuckmywang (11/24/2014) [-]
Does anyone have that tumblr post that starts off
"I didnt mean to offend you by calling you dude. I didnt realize you identify as..."
User avatar #116111 - aoeui (11/24/2014) [-]
hey I need a date, does anyone wanna date? hmu
User avatar #116132 to #116111 - teoberry (11/26/2014) [-]
j-jack
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