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#113442 - girrafalopegis has deleted their comment [-]
#113441 - likerofbutts ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Can you be arrested if you knock on someone's door, flip off the person who answers and then walk away?
User avatar #113443 to #113441 - gmarrox ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
Technically yes, but it probably wouldn't happen.
#113444 to #113443 - likerofbutts ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
Ok, thank you.
User avatar #113429 - hingerbinger (7 hours ago) [-]
tinychat.com/fjparty guys, we're funny come laugh at our jokes
User avatar #113428 - indulge ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
If you're afraid/freaked out by spiders, don't ever watch The Mist.
User avatar #113430 to #113428 - infamoustrapper (6 hours ago) [-]
There were spiders in The Mist? When?
User avatar #113439 to #113430 - DCat (5 hours ago) [-]
It's when they go to get the medical supplies. Y'know, the part where spiders burst out of the guys back?
#113425 - bonjangles (11 hours ago) [-]
What's a good job to have? Currently 17/M/GA working @ McDonalds, 500 hours put into it.

Skills: Computers/Phone/Tech, mild construction/piping/electrical experience, and i'm fit, and intelligent.

Trying to decide whether to look for a new job or stick with this @ 7.35/hr.
User avatar #113448 to #113425 - gmarrox ONLINE (18 seconds ago) [-]
You can get a warehouse job that usually pays 10/11 an hour for pretty basic labor.
User avatar #113426 to #113425 - desdemona (11 hours ago) [-]
The real question is are you happy in your job and in the future how many kids do you want? Kids cost money
User avatar #113436 to #113426 - bonjangles (6 hours ago) [-]
Max wage is like $8. Really, that is shit.

I'm happy because of some few people I work with but it's mostly ghetto, and the lot stay on their phones the whole time.
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#113416 - thewillow (19 hours ago) [-]
There is no justification for life. Those who claim to find meaning in their lives are either dishonest or deluded. In either case, they fail to face up to the harsh reality of the human situation.
#113424 to #113416 - devout feminist (11 hours ago) [-]
jesus christ. if life is so meaningless, then do us all a favor and kill yourself.
User avatar #113423 to #113416 - misticalz (12 hours ago) [-]
shut up faggot
life is fun lol
User avatar #113419 to #113416 - birdss (14 hours ago) [-]
then whats the harsh reality of the human.
#113418 to #113416 - devout feminist (15 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #113417 to #113416 - desdemona (19 hours ago) [-]
lol
#113412 - devout feminist (07/22/2014) [-]
oh jesus I fucking love these.
Ventrilo Harassment Greatest Moments Compilation Part 11

oh jesus I fucking love these.
#113409 - thatuglynat ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
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#113406 - cherubium (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm 20 years old and studying a few subject I failed that i need for higher education but I have no will power to study or anything so i'm probably failing them too.

In short i'm useless and i'm pretty suicidal but i don't want to hurt my family so i'm trudging along pointlessly.
User avatar #113420 to #113406 - birdss (14 hours ago) [-]
Hi useless person, you should talk to thewillow I'm pretty sure he can help you along the way with his depressing sentences
User avatar #113413 to #113406 - guitarnigger (07/22/2014) [-]
dude you should post this on the advice board, btw youll never go far if you believe you won´t, your brain is a powerful tool, mentality is escencial for success, when you start believing that you can, you will make it, you will succeed, and when you think there is nothing you can do, look for other ways, because there is always a way for you. and when you have done your maximum, seek for the help of your beloved ones, that´s what gonna take you further in life
User avatar #113403 - guiguito (07/21/2014) [-]
Have you ever had second toughts about imortality?
User avatar #113421 to #113403 - birdss (14 hours ago) [-]
Sounds fun, I'll take it.
I won't be bored when I am imortal.
User avatar #113410 to #113403 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
bruh play the game Lost Odyssey and you'll hate the thought of being immortal
User avatar #113411 to #113410 - guiguito (07/21/2014) [-]
Looks like shit, is it xbox only?
User avatar #113414 to #113411 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
it's old as fuck and yes

it's a fantastic rpg and the story is really fucking sad
User avatar #113415 to #113414 - guiguito (07/22/2014) [-]
well, that's one game i won't be playing
User avatar #113404 to #113403 - ScottP (07/21/2014) [-]
Yes. It'd be a terrible thing to have.
User avatar #113405 to #113404 - guiguito (07/21/2014) [-]
I dunno man, seems like a pretty sweet deal for me.
User avatar #113427 to #113405 - ScottP (9 hours ago) [-]
I'd want to die at some point. There's only so much of life
User avatar #113433 to #113427 - guiguito (6 hours ago) [-]
But then what? That's my problem, it's a 50/50 that you simple cease, and i cannot deal with it.
User avatar #113440 to #113433 - ScottP (3 hours ago) [-]
Well if you simply cease, then there's no reason to worry is there?
User avatar #113407 to #113405 - satoshileex (07/21/2014) [-]
you never die but loved ones do.
you gain more knowledge than your human mind can fully utilize.
you always look the same, so unless you get plastic surgery done people will find out.
Just some negatives but to me more negatives than positives.
User avatar #113408 to #113407 - guiguito (07/21/2014) [-]
Truth to be told, none of those bother me, but a few years back i met someone, it's prob the only person i'd hate to outlive.
User avatar #113431 to #113408 - satoshileex (6 hours ago) [-]
By the second one I mean unless your immortality came with a continually expanding mind you literally could not stand to live that long without eventually going insane. The other alternative is if technology is developed similar to a memory bank for the brain.
Honestly if you became a hermit most things would not effect you but you lose human interaction and very few people can live without human interaction. Without that you would probably go insane as well.
User avatar #113432 to #113431 - guiguito (6 hours ago) [-]
You would go insane either way, but who am i to say insanity is a bad thing.
User avatar #113434 to #113432 - satoshileex (6 hours ago) [-]
Depends if you are already insane than it doesn't matter, or if you stay permanently insane it doesn't matter but then what is the point of living eternally but not being in control of yourself? Another scenario, immortal but goes insane but sanity returns periodically. That would be worse to me.
User avatar #113435 to #113434 - guiguito (6 hours ago) [-]
As long as you don't have those "what have i done" momments i think i could manage, besides i would just ammount a fortune then go into coma, come back after every 200 years or so and see whatup.
User avatar #113437 to #113435 - satoshileex (6 hours ago) [-]
I won't bother ya any more so fair enough.
User avatar #113438 to #113437 - guiguito (6 hours ago) [-]
Arguing is one of the best ways to grow, you're not bothering at all, but i'll admit this thread gave everything it could offer, i wish you well.
#113397 - thereasonableperso (07/21/2014) [-]
Happy National day Belgium!
User avatar #113393 - xbits (07/21/2014) [-]
Gay
User avatar #113445 to #113393 - gmarrox ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
No you're looking for funnyjunk.com/gay/
User avatar #113390 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Is anyone here from LaGrange, Georgia?
User avatar #113396 to #113392 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
so is that a yes?
User avatar #113387 - Izen (07/21/2014) [-]
Hey I'm brewing beer for the first time with a shitty home setup, the stuff is still fermenting and all but I'm wondering about how to get the yeast and leftover shit out.
Would a brita filter work or do i need to shell out fuckin $300 for a piece of plastic and a pump?
User avatar #113388 to #113387 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Eat it like a real man
User avatar #113389 to #113388 - Izen (07/21/2014) [-]
eat......beer?
User avatar #113446 to #113389 - gmarrox ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
eat the yeast. Can't be too bad for you, they feed the shit to pigs.
#113394 to #113389 - decimatorofpoon (07/21/2014) [-]
We did this in Chemistry at school
You'll need to filter it through something, possible you'll need a friend
But you could use cotton cloth as a filter, you don't have to get a fancy metal one
#113395 to #113394 - decimatorofpoon (07/21/2014) [-]
Pour it from one container to another through that filter, should work like a charm
#113376 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
That very awkward moment when you're being interviewed by a hindi who doesn't talk english very well (and somehow thinks your english is bad) that looks like the gif.   
the conversation went like this   
   
"Tell me about yourself"    
"Well i'm 25 years old, blah blahb enjoy blah blah blah. work experience blah blah"   
"Ohhhhh hoho you have a young nice body for the work we need youthful people in project with good excitement and health of body, That's nice!"   
"....thank.... you..."   
   
then he went on to ask me really personal stuff like what does my name on my email means and why did i choose it, and if I went to NYC what did i do there.   
   
...I'm being interviewed for System Engineer work, and it sounded like its a porno casting call
That very awkward moment when you're being interviewed by a hindi who doesn't talk english very well (and somehow thinks your english is bad) that looks like the gif.
the conversation went like this

"Tell me about yourself"
"Well i'm 25 years old, blah blahb enjoy blah blah blah. work experience blah blah"
"Ohhhhh hoho you have a young nice body for the work we need youthful people in project with good excitement and health of body, That's nice!"
"....thank.... you..."

then he went on to ask me really personal stuff like what does my name on my email means and why did i choose it, and if I went to NYC what did i do there.

...I'm being interviewed for System Engineer work, and it sounded like its a porno casting call
User avatar #113384 to #113376 - desdemona (07/20/2014) [-]
Your email address actually says a lot about you, I've always been told that when applying for jobs have a proper address with your name instead of what a lot of people do which is use their old awkward msn emails e.g. sexyhotchick69
User avatar #113361 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
bored and all of my friends are asleep. Does anyone want to chat?
User avatar #113363 to #113362 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
what's up?
User avatar #113364 to #113363 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
Not much, just bored.
User avatar #113365 to #113364 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
same. I'm watching this old movie. I do love watching movies
User avatar #113366 to #113365 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
Watcha watchin?
User avatar #113367 to #113366 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
white men can't jump. I love seeing young actors.
User avatar #113368 to #113367 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
I like the spoopy stuff.
User avatar #113369 to #113368 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
oh I love horror movies. I just hate watching them alone.
User avatar #113370 to #113369 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
Same. What's your favorite one? Right now I really like Grave Encounters and it's sequel for some reason. I'm into dat paranormal stuff.
User avatar #113371 to #113370 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Mama is my favorite right now.

Grave Encounters and the sequel made me laugh, yes I was severely creeped out but the second one "oh these guys died here, let's go in and hope something different happens."
User avatar #113372 to #113371 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
*its sequel
whoops.

Never watched that one.

I actually watched its sequel before the first one. Boyfriend and I just play movies in the background while we do our own thing. They've always been bad horror movies after we watched the first 5 or 6 Hellraiser. And after watching Grave Encounters 2 movies like that just stuck with me.
User avatar #113373 to #113372 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Mama is good, I would recommend it, I had to sleep with the lights on for a week cause I was so creeped out for a while.
User avatar #113374 to #113373 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
I'll def watch it.
User avatar #113375 to #113374 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
its paranormal too.
User avatar #113377 to #113375 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
Yayy. Know any site I can watch it on?
User avatar #113391 to #113377 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
primewire is always better has more than 50k movies
User avatar #113378 to #113377 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
putlocker
or if you want to download it download utorrunet and go to piratebay
if you have hbo then you have an hbogo subscription and you can watch it on their site
and I think netflix might have it.
User avatar #113379 to #113378 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll try netflix tomorrow night. If not I'll just dl it.
User avatar #113380 to #113379 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
you got any good scary movies? no paranormal cause that shit makes me paranoid af
User avatar #113381 to #113380 - mimidevlin (07/20/2014) [-]
Silence of the Lambs count?
It's just that if it's not paranormal then I can't consider it scary. Monsters under the bed and freaky clowns never got to me. Shadowy figures and movies like REC? Best believe I'm sleeping with the lights on.
User avatar #113382 to #113381 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
it just makes me feel like they're real. How do you fight something you don't even know if you believe in.
User avatar #113338 - parr (07/19/2014) [-]
Would it be wrong to get a German Shepherd and name it Himmler?
User avatar #113342 to #113338 - misticalz (07/19/2014) [-]
no but everyone would know youre an asshole
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