so admin I heard you want gifs. .. hello friends i am swolecamel this is a public service announcement: Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit and kick.
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#22 - arcticastronaut (05/04/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, gifs!
Hell yeah, gifs!
#79 to #22 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
NH;NR
#100 to #22 - guitarexplain (05/04/2014) [-]
I saw the pole coming up and thought that was going to end a lot worse...
User avatar #165 to #22 - wtfduud ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
They say he is still sliding to this day.
User avatar #25 to #22 - phigma (05/04/2014) [-]
Youtube sauce?
User avatar #86 to #25 - floggnawstalgia (05/04/2014) [-]
Oj Wheels team hall of meat
User avatar #56 to #22 - dropdeadbiotch (05/04/2014) [-]
**** speedwobbles.....
#10 - anonmynous (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #10 - applesdontpee (05/04/2014) [-]
pacify dem mammaries
#163 to #36 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
undo the calamity that is your mammaries
soothe your boobs
de-stress your breasts
adjust your bust before it combusts
User avatar #31 to #10 - vampireinarm (05/04/2014) [-]
turn down for what
#62 - michealbay (05/04/2014) [-]
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#65 to #62 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
godspeed
User avatar #81 to #62 - kwizzy (05/04/2014) [-]
I feel like I'm going to be seeing a lot more of you.
#104 - cheastnut (05/04/2014) [-]
here you go guys
here you go guys
User avatar #108 to #104 - blesstheinternet (05/04/2014) [-]
you're doing Jesus' work, thank you
#103 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
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#106 to #103 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
User avatar #107 to #106 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Not if I hide it.
User avatar #110 to #107 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
B-but you wouldn't do that would you senpai~? ;-;
#112 to #110 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Won't I?
Won't I?
User avatar #113 to #112 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Now you're just making it so you'll have to hide yourself aswell. Embarrassing.
User avatar #114 to #113 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
... wut?
#115 to #114 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Do you ************* game think?
#116 to #115 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
The game think is hard
The game think is hard
#117 to #116 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Game think of hard now is it?
Game think of hard now is it?
#118 to #117 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Hard as my rage
Hard as my rage
#120 to #118 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Wtf am I doing with my life...

Nipples <3
#51 - roxasmovess (05/04/2014) [-]
This is one of my favorites.
This is one of my favorites.
User avatar #15 - multiusername (05/04/2014) [-]
sauce you lazy cunts Hey Pass Me A Beer II
User avatar #18 to #15 - qosfortyone ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
codiferous
thank me later
User avatar #168 to #18 - codiferous (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you! I do appreciate it
User avatar #43 to #15 - mrgoodlove (05/04/2014) [-]
**mrgoodlove rolled user nibbero ** hey, pass me a beer
#64 - weirddark (05/04/2014) [-]
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#124 - imlegiturnot (05/04/2014) [-]
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#134 to #124 - eekthewzrd (05/04/2014) [-]
woe what happened?
woe what happened?
User avatar #135 to #124 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't what makes me cringe more the moment he dislocates his knee cap or his head hitting the table.
#102 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #102 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
Why am I having a giggle m8?
User avatar #109 to #102 - stonetomcat (05/04/2014) [-]
Pretty nice, would be a shame if somebody replied to #103 and ruined it...
User avatar #111 to #109 - backupclover ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Already happened.
User avatar #125 to #111 - stonetomcat (05/04/2014) [-]
I saw that.
#84 - inclemos (05/04/2014) [-]
Holy **** I live so close to that skate park. pic related same half pipe they used
#85 to #84 - inclemos (05/04/2014) [-]
First time I have ever recognized something in my area on FJ
#90 to #85 - porqupineking (05/04/2014) [-]
it looks so much like kona in tony hawks
#32 - niklamacz (05/04/2014) [-]
**niklamacz rolled image** MFW someone throws me a beer
**niklamacz rolled image** MFW someone throws me a beer
#40 - mrgoodlove (05/04/2014) [-]
I will ever be that cool
User avatar #1 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
hello friends i am swolecamel

this is a public service announcement:

Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit and kick. In reality, they tend to be good-tempered, swole, patient and intelligent. The moaning and bawling sound they make when they’re loaded up and have to rise to their feet is like the grunting and heavy breathing of a weight-lifter in action, because that camel is lifting about 25 horses. It not a sign of displeasure at having to do some work, camels love to ******* work because they are superior to all animals in every way.

horses are usually touchy, angry, dangerous, nervous, pig headed, stubborn, stiff, poorly gaited etc

I would advide staying away from horses

**** THOSE CUNT
I SWEAR THEY ACT LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE, CLIPPITY CLOPPING AROUND LIKE ******* FAIRIES WHILE THE CAMELS KEEP SOCIETY RUNNING

CAMELS CAN DEADLIFT A ***********

HORSES CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR FORM RIGHT

I SEE THEM AT THE GYM AND I'M LIKE STOP HORSING AROUND, IT'S LIKE **** MAN LET ME BALE YOU OUT UNTIL YOU'RE IN A MORE STABLE POSITION. YOU'RE PASTURE PRIME. IT'S LIKE A NIGHT MARE IN THERE.

YEAH **** YOU HORSES
#35 to #1 - tjocksnorris (05/04/2014) [-]
le fanny
#7 to #1 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
Is....is this happening? Are you becoming the new geckosandcheerios?
User avatar #5 to #1 - BlizzXonetwothree ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Camels are also phenomenal mathematicians.
#24 to #1 - lplplplp (05/04/2014) [-]
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#2 to #1 - swizzll (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #1 - teevee (05/04/2014) [-]
YEAH **** YOU HORSES
User avatar #6 to #1 - redtooth ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Team Camel, deploy!
#59 to #1 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 to #1 - lyder (05/04/2014) [-]
What's swole mean?
User avatar #76 to #46 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much means you lift quite a bit
User avatar #93 to #76 - lyder (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you.
User avatar #80 to #1 - elcreepo (05/04/2014) [-]
See, it's *********** but entertaining.

We need more of this
User avatar #11 to #1 - serlucane (05/04/2014) [-]
Is this becoming a thing? Because I'm loving every minute of watching you and the horse bicker.
#8 to #1 - Welshhobo (05/04/2014) [-]
Am i the only one who doesn't find this stuff funny?
Am i the only one who doesn't find this stuff funny?
User avatar #33 to #8 - marinald (05/04/2014) [-]
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A ******* HORSE
#9 to #8 - splyt ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
damn, it's a good thing you're not obligated to read it then
#20 to #8 - rmoran (05/04/2014) [-]
This is the first time I saw the camel response.   
I was amused, but I doubt I will be again.
This is the first time I saw the camel response.
I was amused, but I doubt I will be again.
#169 to #99 - manofcarbon (05/05/2014) [-]
Dancing Lobster
Dancing Lobster
User avatar #72 to #8 - wallbuilder (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but some do so it's worth it.
#39 to #1 - mynameisgeorge (05/04/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little ********** ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kentucky 500 training course, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dromedaria, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in stallion warfare and I’m the top plower in the entire Horse armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ponies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, camel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, hunchback. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Clydesdale Mustang Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little spitter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your long ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

P.S. I ****** your mom last night with my 16 inch horse cock
#23 to #1 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/04/2014) [-]
Heard you were talking **** .
#73 - fourchinsbrah (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
msg from admin:

stop posting "gifs for admin"

put a proper title and description for it.

this is useless without it.

thanks
#27 to #21 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
But.. but it has to do with the title of the original video... kinda... a little
User avatar #28 to #27 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
don't shoot the messenger
#45 to #21 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
just out of interest, in what way does it make them useless?
User avatar #47 to #45 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
relevant titles / description / tags = more traffic from search engines
#52 to #47 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
so you are good for something, thankyou
#119 - krayon (05/04/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
#138 to #119 - superblargh ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
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#37 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
another great gif
another great gif
#137 to #37 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
woah i was just in Sweden and it was so peaceful and **********
User avatar #139 to #137 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah, people have it too good here at the moment. just wait a decade or so when tóur retarded economy will fall and more people will loose their jobs and have nothing to do than drinking alcohol and fight. a racewar will erupt and blood wll splatter from the limbs of cowardly socialist scum by the strong hands of the true nordic people

sweden for the swedes
#144 to #143 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
its true though. multiculturarism equals anarchy and i dont want to live in an anarchy.   
   
i want to live in a country with a stable echonomy and 			****		. no matter the cost
its true though. multiculturarism equals anarchy and i dont want to live in an anarchy.

i want to live in a country with a stable echonomy and **** . no matter the cost
#147 to #144 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
I agree with a stable economy and I also agree with being proud of your heritage and where you live but also truly believe that multiculturalism creates new industries, whcihleads to new jobs, which leads to new skills, which leads to a reliable economy because people know how to work.. and in many cases multiculturalism can improve the quality of life within a society.
I am ot Swedish but from what i just saw for the past week and a half was beautiful and seriously made me want to leave my country (America).


< picture i took a few days ago in Stockholm
User avatar #150 to #147 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah but its only on a small scale multiculturarism work. with a few pizzerias and **** . but if you do as we swedes do, like stretching our pure innocent anuses to extreme levels while jamal and his ten sibling ********* the **** out of us, our whole society will collapse.

sweden is like a boat, it simply cannot carry too many people without sinking and killing everybody aboard.

my point is that the immigrants should build a boat for themselves and sail the **** outta here because we are ******* full.

SKREWDRIVER-WHEN THE BOATS COME IN  +lyrics
#151 to #150 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
it would be very sad to see Stockholm become like New York, i agree

Vasterås was ******* dope too by the way
User avatar #154 to #151 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
oh my ******* god, you thumbed me down
User avatar #153 to #151 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
well stockholm kinda is like new york :/ many imigrant filled areas are crime riddles ********* that a white guy like me dont want to visit.
#156 to #153 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
haha i didnt even mean to but then when i clicked the green thumb it gave you a green thumb instead of just cancelling it out
and your comment was really pretty racist so my bad sorry dude
#155 to #153 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
dude no NEw York is ridiculously more populated, has way more trash and is the people are so aggressive. I think we have the thoughts that we do because we are from the places we speak of... What im trying to say is that you dont like where youre from because its where youre from and the same goes for me. I think people just get fed up with what they have known for so long.
Have you ever been to New York, or America in general?
User avatar #157 to #155 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
no but my brother has been in new york and i have read on several trust worthy sources that the newer mayors of new york has succeeded to minimize the killings. meanwhile in sweden there is a few gang related deaths i göteborg every week. and the people who kill eachother are all immigrants. pretty sure that happens in stockholm too.
#158 to #157 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
you should come to new york, its a big state, visit New York City, then check out Long Island, and lastly go upstate yoou'll see all different types of people, different ways people talk and its pretty cool..... im telling you this because really man you should experience other parts of the world before you judge your own country so harshly. I have felt the same way as you, not a racist (i wish there was a better word for that) but equally angry at my government and the way people around me act and things along those lines
I dont know man im just saying your country showed me probably one of the best times of my life and I think if you left it for awhile youd realize how truly lucky you are to have such an amazing country.
User avatar #159 to #158 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah the thing is that stockholm is far different from the rest of sweden. foreigners think will think that this is a depressive hellhole. but i am borned and raised here and i have barely been somewhere ele (except for the norway, denmark and germany) due to lack off money. but i still dont think that if i travel to a lot of different countries i will change my beliefs.
#160 to #159 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
I spent 1 day in Stockholm, my other 8 days were in Vasterås, doin stuff with at the Mälardalens Högskola, you know school and **** ... but yeah dude your beliefs are your beliefs and no one can change them but you, by exposing yourself to new thought and different ways of looking at things.
YOu only traveled within a 3 hour plane ride from your home country man, see asia, see america, canada, africa... maybe its because i am American but I think you guys have it pretty ******* good over there and if i had the money (oh dude im hurting financially too dont even worry) i would move to a european nation in a heartbeat
User avatar #161 to #160 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
its ******* expensive to go abroad man. especially when i graduate soon and will prolly end up working at mcdonalds or some ****
#162 to #161 - thefiddler (05/04/2014) [-]
noooooooooooo dude **** that **** , I actually felt depressed when i saw mcdonalds and subway and 7 eleven and those American ***** .
dude **** that noise do not get wrapped up in that, youre descendant of ******* vikings for crying out loud
User avatar #170 to #162 - gaytard (05/05/2014) [-]
well its kind of an emergency choice actually. i'd probably even join the military over that
User avatar #70 to #37 - ranzoray (05/04/2014) [-]
Jesus, what a viscious lot of freakin animals
User avatar #141 to #70 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
yup. that socialist scum should know better than stealing the flag of moder svea
User avatar #152 to #141 - ranzoray (05/04/2014) [-]
I was speaking of the hitlerites, mate
#38 to #37 - megakillerx (05/04/2014) [-]
Vafan är det som händer?!
#68 to #38 - entyrex (05/04/2014) [-]
demonstrant snor SvP:s flagga under kravallen i Jönköping, några medlemmarna springer efter och slår skiten ur honom med flaggan i hand, helt klockrent, älskart'
User avatar #140 to #68 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
så jävla vackert

man blir fanimej tårögd
User avatar #60 to #38 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
samhällsnytta :^)

en nerslagen vänsterfjolla är en bra vänsterfjolla
#78 to #60 - gustaviaable (05/04/2014) [-]
lol

Trodde du sa en negerslagen vänsterfjolla

2MuchInternet4Me
User avatar #42 to #38 - mrgoodlove (05/04/2014) [-]
[insert German words]
User avatar #55 to #42 - garaichu (05/04/2014) [-]
Wouldn't help too much here. That there's Swedish.
#41 to #38 - klamydia (05/04/2014) [-]
Ser ut som ett klipp från Svenskarnas parti paraden första maj.
Står SVP på ryggen på de som slår.
#44 to #41 - megakillerx (05/04/2014) [-]
Ja, men varför är SP jäklarna utklädda till poliser?
User avatar #54 to #44 - beerbearbeard (05/04/2014) [-]
Det är de inte, det är riktiga poliser som går med dem då de vet att det finns en stor risk för bråk då invandrarna och partiet provocerar varandra. Men att sno den svenska flaggan och slänga den på marken är ett brott och den personen borde stå tillsvars för sina handlingar.
User avatar #67 to #54 - vgmddg ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Jag är den potatis som äter din ost.
User avatar #66 to #54 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Jag tror inte att det är olagligt, faktiskt. Jag har kollat runt om lagar gällande flaggan, men den gamla lagen om flaggbränning tycks ha försvunnit på 90-talet, och annars handlar det bara om hur flaggan får se ut.
User avatar #142 to #66 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
borde fan vara offentlig arkubusering på de ynkliga jävla avskummen som får för sig att bränna symbolen för nationen som betalar deras bidrag.

Ett land, ett språk, ett folk.
User avatar #63 to #44 - gaytard (05/04/2014) [-]
för at dom gör polisens jobb fattar du väl
#57 - liquidvoodoo (05/04/2014) [-]
I wonder how many cans of beer they had to go through to get this perfect...
User avatar #75 to #57 - itachijebest ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
1 probably.... Once you catch it, it's not that hard to open
#97 - mrevitcartta (05/04/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
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