smooth criminal. . Sprint out 50 copies of flag 119 KB we eonly one beaner in class we gets blamed for it treacher goes yelling at him. >in 4th grade >friend tears a perfectly fine A4 white sheet to shreds >dont remember why, probably cus why not >teacher is 70 year old femi racist &
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#6 - krizz (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>in 4th grade   
>friend tears a perfectly fine A4 white sheet to shreds   
>dont remember why, probably cus why not   
>teacher is 70 year old femi racist   
>she gets mad at him for throwing out about 20 cents worth of paper(sooper expensive sheet apperently)   
>we laugh   
>class stares at us   
>they are all dead serious and not laughing   
>we both find 2 nickles each   
>throws it in her face   
>gets detention for assaulting a teacher
>in 4th grade
>friend tears a perfectly fine A4 white sheet to shreds
>dont remember why, probably cus why not
>teacher is 70 year old femi racist
>she gets mad at him for throwing out about 20 cents worth of paper(sooper expensive sheet apperently)
>we laugh
>class stares at us
>they are all dead serious and not laughing
>we both find 2 nickles each
>throws it in her face
>gets detention for assaulting a teacher
User avatar #1 - ohhh (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I know it's just a joke but damn, what a prick.
#25 - landerp (07/13/2014) [-]
>college, freshman year
>in history class taking notes
>someone's laptop randomly starts playing rap music
>professor accuses only black guy in the class
>mfw black guy didn't even have a laptop
#3 - tumblrpyrofox (07/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
theSE RACIAL SLURS ARE OPPRESSING PEOPLE!! BEANERS, adminS, RICE-adminS, SAND-adminS, AUSSIE-adminS, SPICS, CHINKS, REDSKINS, TOWELHEADS. YOU WHITE MALE CIS-SCUM NEED TO CHECK you're PRIVILEGED
#14 to #3 - spceinvdr (07/13/2014) [-]
Thanks very much now go **** off admin
User avatar #30 - obidomkenobi (07/13/2014) [-]
>Year 9 of school
>Don't know the American conversion, so I'll like 8th grade? (I was 13)
>Sat in I.T.
>Bored as **** because I know how to computer.
>Teacher giving the blah blah on "And the edit menu lets you do things copy and paste".
>I want to have fun, bitch doesn't even talk about right click or the copypasta keyboard functions.
>Swear this class will grow computer retarded. I need to intervene and show I.T. is cool.
>Tell friend "Hey, open up Word and type =rand(200,99)".
>He does.
>He says "Nothings happening. I thought you were meant to know you're **** ".
>Tell him to press enter.
>His mind. Blown.
>Then he ******* prints it.
>And as the printer is going ******* printing page 10 of 300, the teacher acts in a similar manner.
>Aaaaand I get the blame (as I did for a lot of things, 10% of which weren't my fault or had nothing to do with me).
>I explained to them to see who was logged in and ordered the print job, and asked who could type all that really fast (acting like dumb I.T. noob to try and get away with it on top of the print job for extra convincing)
>Teacher yells "You know how to copy and paste, you taught all the kids in the class these tricks and stuff, so I think you hacked someone's account to avoid blame!"
>All my wat?
>Get sent to the head teachers.
>Go to the back of the quad and have a cig with the 6th Formers instead.

And I never taught the teacher about how the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
#23 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
#24 - cantfindausername ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
In fourth grade   
Have to sneeze   
My sneezes don't play   
My feet are firmly planted on the floor and I'm sitting in a chair   
I sneeze so hard my feet kick out in front of me thus throwing my chair and I back a couple of feet.   
I'm amazed and somewhat dazed that a sneeze had all of that power and made me do something like that. Probably had a stupid look on my face.   
The teacher from across the room points a raised arm at me and shouts, "DETENTION!"   
   
It was 			********		.
In fourth grade
Have to sneeze
My sneezes don't play
My feet are firmly planted on the floor and I'm sitting in a chair
I sneeze so hard my feet kick out in front of me thus throwing my chair and I back a couple of feet.
I'm amazed and somewhat dazed that a sneeze had all of that power and made me do something like that. Probably had a stupid look on my face.
The teacher from across the room points a raised arm at me and shouts, "DETENTION!"

It was ******** .
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