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#2 - doujinshi (01/18/2014) [+] (119 replies)
Say something.. I dare you..
Say something.. I dare you..
#7 to #2 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
^ how smokers think they look
< how they actually look
#88 - whorelee (01/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #116 to #88 - therealslimjim (01/19/2014) [-]
notice how they both died anyways...
#79 - envinite (01/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I love FunnyJunk because we hate people who smokes because it endangers their own body. We also hate people who ate too much &quot;fatty&quot; food because it endangers their own body. Hell, we even hate vegans who don't even eat &quot;fatty&quot; food because it endangers their own body. YET we love and praise people who drinks beer/alcohol, even that it endangers their own body.  Yes I 						*******					 know passive smokers exist. And eating fatty food/ doing vegan's diet ONLY fatal when you do it excessively, same thing with smoking and drinking beer/alcohol. Not that I want to defend smokers, fat people or vegans, but I said this so you alcoholfag would realize what the hell you're doing before you judge someone's habit.    
   
I'm ready for your rage.
I love FunnyJunk because we hate people who smokes because it endangers their own body. We also hate people who ate too much "fatty" food because it endangers their own body. Hell, we even hate vegans who don't even eat "fatty" food because it endangers their own body. YET we love and praise people who drinks beer/alcohol, even that it endangers their own body. Yes I ******* know passive smokers exist. And eating fatty food/ doing vegan's diet ONLY fatal when you do it excessively, same thing with smoking and drinking beer/alcohol. Not that I want to defend smokers, fat people or vegans, but I said this so you alcoholfag would realize what the hell you're doing before you judge someone's habit.

I'm ready for your rage.
#191 - kaboozle123 (01/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
smoking doesn't make you a douche bag, being a douche bag makes you a douche bag. as a smoker i would never smoke in a no smoking area, it's ******* inconsiderate. nor would i smoke around people who just don't want it in their area. but if i'm outside smoking and you come stand close to me and then tell me to put out my cigarette because you don't like it, **** off
#142 - strangedinosaur (01/19/2014) [+] (17 replies)
im sick of hearing people whine and bitch about smokers! its a personal choice, if someone wants to do something that may or may not affect their health what right do you have to judge them!? here are some of things that can affect your health in a bad way:
-drinking alcohol
-eating sugar
-any thing that isnt water or organic food
-plugging a power lead into the mains
-driving or being a passenger in a vehicle
all of these things are what you choose, yet they can still affect your health. if a cyclist started ranting at you for driving a car and not cycling, wouldnt you want to punch him in his smug goddamn mouth for judging you when he has no right to?

im a smoker. i dont smoke because im addicted. i can go as long as i want between each cigarette, i only smoke because i enjoy it. i love the way it feels and the relaxation it brings me after a long hard day at work. everything and anything can kill you. and although its the longest thing you will ever do, life is short. so whether its smoking drinking or doing things others may not like, if you enjoy it then it makes your life that little less miserable then do it. dont be one of those judgemental dickheads who try to make others feel like **** because they dont agree with something others enjoy. just accept that smoking brings comfort to some people and move on.

thank you for listening.


User avatar #5 - pepemex (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could just tell the manager
Or take a photo of the guy and tweet it
Or both
#44 - higaphix (01/19/2014) [-]
The only smoker I have a problem with
#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2014) [+] (30 replies)
I firmly believe smokers are the most selfish assholes in the world. They spit all over the place, litter their cigarette butts and empty packs wherever they want, and don't even bother to think that maybe the person walking behind them doesn't want a face full of second-hand smoke. They don't care about anyone else or how disgusting they're making the city; they only care about themselves.

I think smoking should be illegal anywhere pissing is illegal, and for the same reason. It's unsanitary and a threat to public health. You want to smoke in the privacy of your own home? You want to spit all over your own floors? Fine, but don't selfishly subject other people to your gross habits.
#80 to #72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2014) [-]
Wow. Found the guy who blows smoke in people's faces.

I don't live in New York or any big city. I live in a small city that's relatively clean, except that I almost literally can not walk five feet down the sidewalk without having to dodge a goober.

And the thing about shutting down fast food places is that, see, you eating a cheeseburger doesn't put the grease in my veins. You eating fast food kills YOU faster than smoking; it doesn't affect MY health at all. Smoking, on the other hand, has a measurable effect on everyone who's subjected to it, even if it's against their will.

All of your arguments are invalid, you retarded piece of **** .
#238 - flannelbastard (01/19/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I can't believe what I'm reading here, if somebody wants to smoke, that's their ******* choice you dolts. Now the guy in the comic, yeah he's an asshole, because he's smoking in a non smoking area, but if somebody chooses to enjoy a cigarette where it's okay to, what gives you the ******* right to demonize them for their choices? They know fully well that smoking causes damage to their bodies, and they don't need you giving them the whole preach for the one millionth time, and to expand upon that, if you don't like cigarette smoke, why the **** are you going over by them? That just tells me you're looking for a reason to bitch and moan about something.
#165 - thedutchs (01/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I can understand why people hate smokers. Smokers with no manners are annoying 						*****					. Cigarette butts everywhere, people getting smoke in their faces, people spitting right in front of your feet.   
   
But being a smoker doesn't make you an asshole. It's being an asshole AND a smoker that makes it bad.   
   
 Lucky Strike and Caballeros here
I can understand why people hate smokers. Smokers with no manners are annoying ***** . Cigarette butts everywhere, people getting smoke in their faces, people spitting right in front of your feet.

But being a smoker doesn't make you an asshole. It's being an asshole AND a smoker that makes it bad.

Lucky Strike and Caballeros here
User avatar #55 - thelastamerican (01/19/2014) [-]
Smoking indoors is a problem right? Wrong. The problem is that some businesses cater to people who smoke, and some do not. How can I tell? Some businesses are smoke free, while others have smoking sections, or are completely accepting of smoking individuals. The owner of the establishment, (Let's say its a bar) should have the right to decide weather or not he wants to allow people to smoke inside. When he makes that decision he also makes the decision to possibly chase away people who do not smoke. The same works in reverse.

So, Don't like the smell of smoke? Go to a business that caters to that desire. Want to smoke while eating a pancake? Go to a smoking tolerant establishment. The free market is completely capable of making these decisions, so why are we allowing the government to put in place yet another regulation on a businesses?

Part II:
I despise walking in front of a bar at happy hour because I can't get by without walking through the ever present cloud of smoke hanging outside where smokers are forced to go. We can't contain that **** inside. Oh no. That would defeat the purpose. Instead I have to walk though it when I'm not even going to the place. I sometimes smoke when I drink, but I don't want to smell like an ash tray just because I'm on a walk.
#279 - valiantaura (01/19/2014) [-]
I know, I hate Smokers too. They always wrap their tongues around you and drag you away from your friends. Then once you kill them they produce smoke that you choke on. Damn Smokers.
User avatar #275 - datmoustache (01/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nicotine, alcohol and pot all have the same intensed useage of making the consumer feel better be it emotionally or physically, henceforth they are narcotics. All of them have downsides differing in severity, pot can cause development problems in the brains of teenage smokers or adults just out of puberty, alcohol can inhibit rational thought and kill i enough quantities.

Nicotine is addictive and can change ones personality through cravings or such other ways. And the chemicals mixed with the nicotine in cigarettes are designed to make it hit the bloodstream and brain quicker and more heavily, nicotine can be chewed raw or in other forms but it is weaker without the additives so its often boycotted for cigarettes.

For those reasons i find cigarettes the worst thing to possibly put in your body, as they
make nicotine addicts use them to get the satisfaction they need as other products dont hit the user with as hard with nicotine. Causing all the carcinogens and tar in cigarettes to affect the users body.

In the end i dont care what you do its your body but im bored and rambling. But if you smoke around small children ill find you and firebomb your loved ones. Anyway night.

Inb4 too long didnt read
#151 - jonathankitty (01/19/2014) [-]
Wouldn't this be the concern of the establishment?
Wouldn't this be the concern of the establishment?
User avatar #66 - monkeysniper (01/19/2014) [-]
I really don't give a **** if someone smokes, but goddamn, at least have the decency to not blow a huge puff of smoke into a bunch of people's faces, especially while they're eating.
User avatar #59 - Steinwolf (01/19/2014) [-]
I'd have a problem too if somebody was smoking something that produced such thick black smoke.
#46 - restfullwicked (01/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
my mother did that in a pub once, if a five foot old woman can do it it cant be that hard.
#48 to #47 - restfullwicked (01/19/2014) [-]
why should they move. its a no smoking area, its not that hard to not be a cunt either.
User avatar #42 - frenzyhero ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
1: Just ask one of the employees/manager about it. They'll fix it.
2: Not all smokers are like that, mang.
3: But not all nonsmokers are like that either.

The deal is just be aware of the people around you.
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