smells like a good evening. .. Should be drinking captain Morgan's be a proper pirate drunk pirate Party with stalin
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - roosterking
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Should be drinking captain Morgan's be a proper pirate
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User avatar #34 to #1 - imofcnotharveydent
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I don't think captain Morgan was much of a pirate, they just used his name
User avatar #52 to #34 - chimpaflimp
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He was a privateer. A private pirate with proper permission to pillage and plunder in the Pacific.
User avatar #65 to #52 - frohtastic
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werent privateers more like mercenaries for the land that paid them.

aka if paid by the spanish they would only attack english ships and vice versa ?
User avatar #55 to #52 - huewut
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"A private pirate"
Still a pirate.
User avatar #57 to #55 - chimpaflimp
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He said Captain Morgan WASN'T a pirate.
User avatar #58 to #57 - huewut
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I ****** up
I'm sorry
User avatar #139 to #1 - froggets
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It's really not that hard to mix Rum and Coke.....
#140 to #139 - roosterking
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Or just drink rum on its own .......
User avatar #142 to #140 - froggets
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I actually forgot that Captain Morgan also comes as pure rum itself....
#143 to #142 - roosterking
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Yeah i know you can get original and spiced version , but there might be different variations ......
User avatar #146 to #143 - froggets
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But I would still buy Havana Club over Cpt. Morgan anyday
User avatar #144 to #143 - froggets
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Every time I see a cpt. morgan bottle its the Rum & Coke bottle, that is being brough along with the most tedious girl at that current party... I've yet to encounter a girl who brings that godforsaken piss version of rum and coke to be a decent person that is capable of talking about anything without it being **** talk about someone else
#159 to #1 - jubajubejiblets
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Kraken
#126 to #1 - macbookfan
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>Captain Morgan's   
>Proper pirate
>Captain Morgan's
>Proper pirate
#129 to #126 - roosterking
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#130 to #129 - macbookfan
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dude, i'd buy a bottle o' Cap'n Jack's
#149 to #130 - roosterking
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Captain morgans and jack daniels = Cap'n jacks
#152 to #149 - macbookfan
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Sounds nasty, but i'm gonna have to try it
User avatar #69 to #1 - paranoidmuffin
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Sailor Jerry *****
User avatar #112 to #69 - traks
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This guy knows whats up
#4 - erpetrich
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#64 to #4 - asftrooper
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sauce?
User avatar #66 to #64 - magnumrevolver
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Lightsaber Fightsaber by Egoraptor Lightsaber Fightsaber - Episode IV
User avatar #113 to #4 - pwnigator
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
-Arin Hanson
#61 - Yojimbo
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> Pirate Swords
> No rum
> ISHYGDDT
User avatar #79 to #61 - evilredmuffin
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russian pirates
User avatar #62 to #61 - fuckmymen [OP]
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look at tags
now back at your comment
now swear your allegiance to communism
#71 to #62 - communistcentral
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#63 to #62 - Yojimbo
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Da, comrade.
Da, comrade.
User avatar #68 to #62 - exclamation
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I love you
#3 - include
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#114 - fuckoatmeal
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So I took the time to...
#119 to #114 - melolicious
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**melolicious rolled image** waste of time
#6 - falinos
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Pinnacle master race.
User avatar #28 to #6 - gibroner
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pinnacle is poorly flavored paint thinner
#83 to #6 - anon id: 8c89990a
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Grand Teton master race.
#89 to #6 - shineydragonite
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FIrst drink I ever had. Worst mistake I've ever made. Now I drink fruity brandy like a posh pussy.
FIrst drink I ever had. Worst mistake I've ever made. Now I drink fruity brandy like a posh pussy.
#7 to #6 - trapjesus
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Pinnacle Unflavored tastes like alcohol and water.
Love it.
User avatar #26 to #6 - Pikachuuu
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Might as well drink nail polish remover... nasty stuff
#103 - organicglory
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>pirate swords
>not drinking captain morgan or admiral nelson
User avatar #118 to #103 - dreadedsin
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Captain morgans is nice only when it is spiced. I got a bottle of James cook premium rum from a friend and the damn stuff is like paint thinner, nice to drink though, strong as well. Like a good drink should be.
User avatar #145 to #118 - organicglory
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captain morgan is spiced rum tho
#104 to #103 - stonerjesus
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Sailor Jerry master race checking in
#106 to #104 - illogicalvulcan
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The Kraken master race reporting in!
User avatar #160 to #106 - stonerjesus
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Ehh, Jerry's a lot smoother and I feel like people only buy Kraken because it's called Kraken
#161 to #160 - illogicalvulcan
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Nah I really like the flavor and it mixes well with drinks that other rums don't as much (course I normally drink it just on the rocks) I have yet to try Jerry as well though
User avatar #163 to #161 - stonerjesus
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If you do, try it with cherry Dr. Pepper. It's definitely good
User avatar #121 to #106 - thehighking
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That brings mack memories. bad ones I like it though.
#85 - grimmwaters
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ARE YA READY, KIDS!?
#92 to #85 - orangepikmin
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Nope!
#93 to #92 - grimmwaters
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User avatar #94 to #93 - orangepikmin
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Hey, knock knock!
#95 to #94 - grimmwaters
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Who's there?
Who's there?
User avatar #96 to #95 - orangepikmin
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Bonk.
#97 to #96 - grimmwaters
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User avatar #70 - heibel
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ew. pepsi
User avatar #74 to #70 - fuckmymen [OP]
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ew. heibel
User avatar #75 to #74 - yaboybtrue
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Ew alcohol
#76 to #75 - fuckmymen [OP]
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User avatar #77 to #76 - yaboybtrue
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kek
User avatar #98 to #77 - fagnut
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bur
User avatar #9 - katha
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I swear to God my friends and me bought the exact same swords for my last birthday party. Walked home having sword fights in the street, that was hella awesome.



sadly without the Vodka since we ain't 21 yet and Norway has ****** alcohol laws imo
#35 to #9 - arlonas
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legal drinking age in Norway is 18(20 for over 22%). Also drinking laws are lenient as ****.  if you get caught under the influence in America while being under age, they take you to court. in Norway the police will drive you home.
legal drinking age in Norway is 18(20 for over 22%). Also drinking laws are lenient as ****. if you get caught under the influence in America while being under age, they take you to court. in Norway the police will drive you home.
User avatar #37 to #35 - katha
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Aye, I know how chill they are about it but that still won't change that you can't buy it. I'm not the type of person who'd wander around the streets while piss drunk anyway, but what bothers me is that you can't just buy a bottle of Jägermeister or something for a little private party.

Also I must say that I love that gif.
#42 to #37 - arlonas
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homemade is best-made
homemade is best-made
User avatar #44 to #42 - katha
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Dunno how to make it tho'

I guess it'd be cheaper than store-bought stuff, but from what I've heard it doesn't seem to have a very ..pleasant.. taste.
#45 to #44 - arlonas
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mix with milk and coffee. white norwegian
mix with milk and coffee. white norwegian
#51 to #45 - napzter
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oh lord no, skip the milk! that is some gay ****
#53 to #51 - arlonas
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yes i forgot that the milk will give you an insatiable hunger for cock.
yes i forgot that the milk will give you an insatiable hunger for cock.
#54 to #53 - napzter
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well now you know
#60 to #54 - arlonas
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hahahaha
hahahaha
User avatar #46 to #45 - katha
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Wait what

Mixing alcohol with milk and coffee? I'm not sure whether I should feel absolutely disgusted or very curious.
#82 to #46 - anon id: 8c89990a
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The only alcohol I'd ever expect to see someone mix with milk or coffee is Irish cream.
#47 to #46 - arlonas
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_(cocktail)
taste like tine iskaffe+vodka
#48 to #47 - katha
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....That sounds... delicious. I know what I'm gonna try once I somehow get my hands on some vodka. Thanks!
....That sounds... delicious. I know what I'm gonna try once I somehow get my hands on some vodka. Thanks!
#49 to #48 - arlonas
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dont mention it
dont mention it
#10 to #9 - fuckmymen [OP]
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without alcohol it's only half the fun
User avatar #11 to #10 - katha
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Tell me about it... but here, ya can't buy beer & wine until you're 16, and everything stronger till you're 21. So unless you wanna degrade yourself enough to ask older people to buy you some Vodka etc., there isn't much fun to be had.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sonnyboii
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16? What are you on about? Its 18
User avatar #13 to #12 - katha
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Fuuuckk

Sorry, I mis-typed. Dunno why. Think I might've gotten it confused with Germany's, since they have 16 for beer/wine and 18 for heavier stuff.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sonnyboii
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Also its 20 for stronger stuff
User avatar #15 to #14 - katha
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No way, it's 21 here...

Idk, maybe some regional shops have different laws?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sonnyboii
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Its 20
User avatar #17 to #16 - katha
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Yeah I got that the first time, but that's not what I've been told by the people here so as I said, maybe some stores have their own rules on that.

Some shops in Germany do the same, where they don't sell beer to 16-year-olds. And I've seen some stores here in Norway that don't sell energy drinks unless you can prove that you're 14 or older (wtf?).
User avatar #18 to #17 - sonnyboii
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Im pretty sure its required to be 14-15 to buy energy drinks everywhere, but no one really cares
User avatar #19 to #18 - katha
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Some obviously care more than others.

I had some kids from my school trying to bribe me into buying energy drinks for them because they were 13 years old... WTF has humanity come to.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sonnyboii
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11-12 year olds pressured other kids at some schools here from what i know
User avatar #21 to #20 - katha
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Seriously? Ahh **** man, that's so ******* low... How can you get pressured into such things by 11 year olds?
Seeing such things has ensured that I now never want to ask anyone to buy booze for me, because it's just such a disgraceful thing to do.

Where in Norway are you from?
User avatar #22 to #21 - sonnyboii
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Møre og romsdal
User avatar #23 to #22 - katha
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Ahh, awesome.

Sandefjord here~
User avatar #24 to #23 - sonnyboii
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Ah, bretty cuul, i go there every other year or so. Got some family there
User avatar #32 to #24 - spettiz
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-.^
User avatar #33 to #32 - sonnyboii
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wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - katha
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Really? Ah that's fancy. I've only been living here for ~11 months though, so I'm quite new here and probably don't know said family of yours. But it's a beautiful city.
User avatar #38 to #25 - sgtwilliam
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And yes, Sandefjord er en rolig og fin by!
User avatar #40 to #38 - katha
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Har du vært her eller?
User avatar #41 to #40 - sgtwilliam
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Har slekt der så er der i ny og ne. =))
User avatar #43 to #41 - katha
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Artig. Jeg har ikke noe familie her i det hele tatt, jeg. ^^

Hvor er du fra da?
User avatar #36 to #25 - sgtwilliam
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Tiltak i Norge
I Norge er grensen for å kunne kjøpe øl og vin 18 år, mens en må være 20 år for å kjøpe brennevin. Grensene gjelder både på salgs- og skjenkesteder, og uansett om en er i følge med foresatte eller ikke. Med unntak av at aldersgrensen for å kjøpe brennevin ble senket fra 21 til 20 år i 1973, har aldersgrensene ligget fast i lange tider.
User avatar #39 to #36 - katha
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Ja men faen da

Jeg har jo sagt at jeg skrev 16 isteden for 18 ved uhell, jeg er klar over aldersgrensene. Men takk for å gi litt mer detaljer som det med at brennevin pleide å være 21-års grense, accidental learnign is always nice.
Snålt å se hvor mange som blir opphengt i at jeg skrev feil ^^
#29 to #25 - sirslowass
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Now, I know I'm jumping inn in the middle of your conversation and all, but come on... You have to be 20 to by 21% and higher (that's every store in Norway, since the only places that sell 21% and higher are Vin Monopolet (It's called a monopoly for a reason).
Sorry for being rude, but i felt like I had to clerify that.
+ any true Norwegian drinks propper heimbrennt sprit!
#125 to #29 - anon id: fa29bf6e
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its called a monopoly because it is a monopoly... ******* norway and these laws
User avatar #30 to #29 - katha
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Heimbrent sprit høres helt forjævlig ut, men jeg har ikke smakt det så jeg kan ikke bedømme det. Vet heller ikke hvordan det lages, så.


Yeah well idfk. It's what I got told, and I ain't gonna go and investigate that ****. One year more or less wouldn't really matter since I'm just gonna buy my stuff in Germany once I'm 18 so Norway's age limit could be 30 for all I care.
#116 to #30 - anon id: 17cd3893
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hjemmebrent smaker høgg å helvete...

User avatar #162 to #116 - sirslowass
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Da veit du ikke kordan du blanda da, eller så har du fått dårlig sprit (noe som e mye vanligere enn da burde vær).