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xmonke
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Someone did this to me one time. I gave him not even half a scoop for the second scoop.
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acoustic
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You're a bitch.
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xmonke
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The less portions used, the higher our bonuses.
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acoustic
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**** your bonuses. I want equally proportioned scoops.
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xmonke
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If I give you a lot of chicken the first time and you ask for more when I was already being generous, then I'm you're just trying to cheat me. I ain't playin dat **** *****
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You use measuring cups for a reason. To fill the cup and give me chicken.
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xmonke
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We use measuring cups to measure your ********.
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DiabloStrawhat
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How about you do your job right instead of wheedling about your bonuses, you filthy commoner.
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xmonke
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Well, that's what I'm told to do so I am doing my job.
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thebilliam
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Well aren't you just a greedy asshole
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