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User avatar #27 - Lolanator (07/23/2014) [-]
I work in a supermarket cafe where we sell omelettes amongst other things, you can have 2 fillings, ham, mushroom or cheese, or if you want, just one. But if you order one filling, it is only one portion, sounds a bit stupid, I know. Anyway, this one bitch always comes in and once made a huge fuss abut the fact that she wanted double cheese, but was not going to pay any extra, because the price covers two fillings. Usually if someone did this I would understand and do it, but this bitch is is a bitchcunt, so I gave her about half a portion of cheese. Bitch has been coming for years getting a half portion of cheese omelette and doesn't know. Typing this I realise I am a bit of a cunt myself but it makes working in such a place more bearable

TL;DR

I'm a cunt
User avatar #35 to #27 - minorian (07/23/2014) [-]
You have been working at a supermarket cafe for years?

TL;DR

The joke will always be on you.
User avatar #87 to #35 - Lolanator (07/23/2014) [-]
I have worked there since I was 16, I am now 19 and currently at university training to become a teacher
User avatar #119 to #87 - minorian (07/23/2014) [-]
Ah, I presumed too much.
User avatar #74 to #35 - spceinvdr (07/23/2014) [-]
they get paid more than anyone else in there honestly, I would know I work in a supermarket.
User avatar #70 to #35 - certifiedidiot (07/23/2014) [-]
Not really, someone has to ******* to do it.
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