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#6 - omgroflcakes (07/23/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I work in food service and I can tell you we realize what you're doing. You're not clever. I personally make the second scoop smaller on purpose because of this.
I work in food service and I can tell you we realize what you're doing. You're not clever. I personally make the second scoop smaller on purpose because of this.
#17 to #6 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
double meat should be double meat bro. If two scoops together are smaller than two individual scoops, then you aint doing "double" right.
User avatar #2 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Or they can just make the second scoop smaller, because you're being a cunt and tell you to **** off.
#1 - Frankendell ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]

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#41 - localbees (07/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Who gets chicken burritos? It's either steak, or nothing.
User avatar #51 - xmonke (07/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Someone did this to me one time. I gave him not even half a scoop for the second scoop.
User avatar #56 to #51 - acoustic (07/23/2014) [-]
You're a bitch.
#5 - phoenix grinder (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #27 - Lolanator (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I work in a supermarket cafe where we sell omelettes amongst other things, you can have 2 fillings, ham, mushroom or cheese, or if you want, just one. But if you order one filling, it is only one portion, sounds a bit stupid, I know. Anyway, this one bitch always comes in and once made a huge fuss abut the fact that she wanted double cheese, but was not going to pay any extra, because the price covers two fillings. Usually if someone did this I would understand and do it, but this bitch is is a bitchcunt, so I gave her about half a portion of cheese. Bitch has been coming for years getting a half portion of cheese omelette and doesn't know. Typing this I realise I am a bit of a cunt myself but it makes working in such a place more bearable


I'm a cunt
User avatar #11 - guardianranger (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**** , when I was a manager at this pita shop (bread pockets basically) I put a huge scoop and if they asked for seconds (and were kind) I ******* gave them an even bigger scoop. I was generous with my portions so long as they respected me. If they were assholes, I gave them a little less then normal. (I am talking like yelling, calling me names etc...)

TL;DR: Bitches came for my sandwiches.
User avatar #109 - gandaalf (07/23/2014) [-]
this should be that ******* duck with good advice
#46 - mwhahaharun ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sometimes it's because of the management. I used to work at McDonalds and I get scolded every time I make the ice-cream because apparently you're supposed to 'twirl' twice only which of course would means a small pathetic ice cream.
User avatar #30 - shungokusatsu ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Well played good sir, I worked at Oriental Bear Express name hidden for legal purposes lol and if you say double chicken or rice and you don't already know what constitutes a single serving your getting just a little over a single serving but portioned out to appear as a double. Not really the employee's idea simply management saying we gotta make it last.
#120 - lotengo ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
a scoop of chicken
do they scoop chicken where you live? where are you getting these units of measurements from?
User avatar #116 - nachobeldavid (07/23/2014) [-]
When I make sandwiches with extra ingredients, you get double.

Then I wrap that mushy piece of **** up into this unwieldable monstrosity that you wanted.
User avatar #39 - asmodeu (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus ******* Burrito-Maker.
With the comments section of this post and the worldwide scams post, my trust in people was completely obliterated.
#19 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this post made me angry,

I wasn't angry before I read it

but know I am
**** you
User avatar #38 to #19 - sociocat (07/23/2014) [-]
devout feminists are always angry
User avatar #49 - Greevon (07/23/2014) [-]
How is this a confession? It's a neat trick, if anything.
#26 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
It all comes down to what the menu actually states. If 'extra' anything isn't listed with a price value, nothing extra needs to be given. If you ask for extra and extra is given, be prepared to pay the EXTRA price. A lot of people don't get that.

Where I work, assholes will ask for a regular item (Cheese Burger). Go pay (and pay the $4 for the cheese burger) then come back and say "Oh, add bacon please, and I want fries too, k, thx bye." So instead of paying $8.00 they paid $4.00 and walk away feeling all alpha.

FYI, when your favorite food place goes out of business, sometimes things like not paying the proper amount are the reason why. Food doesn't come from nothing, the restaurant has to pay for it just like you have to pay for it, they just do the hard work in getting it to you.
User avatar #24 - mightypower (07/23/2014) [-]
I work in a Spar and run the deli + tills by myself. So I have to be quick on the deli so people are not waiting long on the tills. The worst ******* pieces of **** ask for more stuff after you have made what they originally asked for. For example: Dude asks me for a chicken popcorn roll with butter and cheese. I make it and tell him I will wrap it for him now, he says he now wants mayo(which is not in a bottle for us, we spread it ) and extra ******* chicken. **** becomes a mess because i have to add mayo ontop of stuff. Goddamn I hate people.
User avatar #18 - nudybooty (07/23/2014) [-]
K. wait, what?
#3 - priyatnyhsnov ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I worked at a Qdoba ( essentially a Chipotle but more out west in Murica) and since i was an asshole and hated every ************ that came in that place, you got barely any chicken anyway, so **** your double chicken.... Asshole.
#14 to #3 - memenoob (07/23/2014) [-]
More out west? ***** they got Qdobas all over New Jersey.
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