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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - thechosentroll
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Or they can just make the second scoop smaller, because you're being a cunt and tell you to **** off.
#94 to #2 - messerauditore
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"This faggot is trying to get the double meat he's paying and asking for. better give him less. that'll show the stupid **** what he gets when he supports our business!"
#95 to #94 - thechosentroll
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When you say it like that anything sounds dickish. "This faggot's not giving me more than he gives everyone else. Better trick him into giving me more. That'll show the stupid **** what he gets when he offers me a service." See? Sounds dickish.   
   
Like I said below, single scoops tend to be bigger than multiple scoops. That's a common practice almost everywhere. Double scoops aren't each supposed to be the size of a single one. The guy's technically getting more than he's supposed to. When was the last time you saw a double anything that was twice bigger than the regular version? They just don't do that ****.
When you say it like that anything sounds dickish. "This faggot's not giving me more than he gives everyone else. Better trick him into giving me more. That'll show the stupid **** what he gets when he offers me a service." See? Sounds dickish.

Like I said below, single scoops tend to be bigger than multiple scoops. That's a common practice almost everywhere. Double scoops aren't each supposed to be the size of a single one. The guy's technically getting more than he's supposed to. When was the last time you saw a double anything that was twice bigger than the regular version? They just don't do that ****.
User avatar #64 to #2 - rheago
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Didn't you used to have pink text?
User avatar #84 to #2 - psykobear
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It's being a cunt to make sure you get what you order?
User avatar #91 to #84 - thechosentroll
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No, but it's pretty common practice to make single scoops larger than multiple, so making sure both are the size of a single scoop is a bit dickish. Kind of like the people who order a medium coffee in a large cup, since the employees will always accidentally pour a bit extra.
User avatar #97 to #91 - psykobear
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But it is called "Double" Meat. If it's going to be any less, the order should be called "Extra Meat." When people order it, they are paying to have twice as much as a single would have. I understand that you're saying that you are a little generous when someone is ordering a single, but if someone is paying what is probably an extra dollar for double, why deny them?
User avatar #98 to #97 - thechosentroll
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Because doubles are never double the size of the original. It's just marketing. What sounds better? "Double burrito" or "Slightly larger burrito"?
User avatar #100 to #98 - psykobear
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Which is better, getting what you order or getting less than what you order because it sounds better? It doesn't matter how it sounds. I can't advertise a car with 20,000 miles on it as new just because it sounds better.
User avatar #101 to #100 - thechosentroll
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Where does it say that the double version is double the size? You THINK it's double, because of the name, but no one actually said it's double. You're not being lied to, you just feel entitled to something, because you think you're entitled to it.
User avatar #102 to #101 - psykobear
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"Where does it say that the new car is actually new? You THINK it's new, because of the name, but no one actually said it's new. You're not being lied to, you just feel entitled to something, because you think you're entitled to it." That will usually lead to not selling the car, as well as a bad reputation. Had they purchased the car and found out you advertised it as new and it was not, then refused to take it back, legal action would follow.

The words you use can be applied to any sort of false advertising. You're speaking like a politician, and putting down anyone who wants to not be lied to.
#104 to #102 - thechosentroll
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OK, you know what? I have better **** to do, so I'll stop sugarcoating it and say it nice and simple. NO ONE GIVES A **** THAT YOU'RE BEING LIED TO! Employees don't give a ****, venues don't give a ****, companies don't give a ****, corporations don't give a ****, the law doesn't give a ****. No matter what you think they're going to keep doing what they do, because no one gives a **** about what you think you're supposed to get. Most people who are being lied to know the truth, but still don't give a ****. Why? Because it's too minor of a thing to give a **** about. "OH NO! Someone gave me 50 grams less chicken than they were supposed to. Oh, woe is me! The world is so unfair.". This is how you ******* sound to me right now.    
   
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go play some Dwarf Fortress. In case you decide to reply, just imagine I reply to everything you say with "I don't give a ****", because I sincerely don't.
OK, you know what? I have better **** to do, so I'll stop sugarcoating it and say it nice and simple. NO ONE GIVES A **** THAT YOU'RE BEING LIED TO! Employees don't give a ****, venues don't give a ****, companies don't give a ****, corporations don't give a ****, the law doesn't give a ****. No matter what you think they're going to keep doing what they do, because no one gives a **** about what you think you're supposed to get. Most people who are being lied to know the truth, but still don't give a ****. Why? Because it's too minor of a thing to give a **** about. "OH NO! Someone gave me 50 grams less chicken than they were supposed to. Oh, woe is me! The world is so unfair.". This is how you ******* sound to me right now.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go play some Dwarf Fortress. In case you decide to reply, just imagine I reply to everything you say with "I don't give a ****", because I sincerely don't.
#107 to #104 - psykobear
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The I don't give a **** doesn't make your point immediately valid, and neither does the gif. You're still an immature asshole for taking a simple discussion and turning it into this.
Secondly, I don't really give a **** how I sound to you. You were arguing as if there was a
"great pain" in someone waiting to tell you they wanted a double until after you put the first scoop on. Ar you really that ******* hurt? Because it's exactly what you would be doing if they had ordered the double in the first place. No ******* change except you're employer, not you, by the way, payed an extra 5 ******* cents to make a customer happy
You can get mad an be a cunt all you want, but what you basically just said was that the employees, venue, companies are cheating the customer and don't give a ****, while all i was trying to say is that they were being cheated. I know they don't give a **** and that's what is wrong with modern businesses. While I'm taken aback by you're sudden bitching, I still wish you a good day.
User avatar #89 to #2 - snufullahfahgess
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This is basically the same exact thing top comment said just worded differently and it got +42 thumbs as opposed to -103.
User avatar #93 to #89 - thechosentroll
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Also, people have the tendency of going with the flow on FJ. If a comment has a lot of green thumbs, they feel inclined to thumb it up. In the same way, if it has a ******* of red thumbs they thumb it down without even thinking.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thechosentroll
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I've noticed that phrasing's the difference between sounding like a scholar and a *******.
User avatar #12 to #2 - goldenfairy
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Then you can complain why it's smaller. You asked for double, not double but half-size.
User avatar #4 to #2 - YllekNayr
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eeeeeeehhhhhhh
his reasoning might be cuntish, but asking for double chicken a little late isn't an especially heinous thing to do.
#21 to #2 - europe
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How is he being a cunt?   
They're trying to not give him the amount of chicken that they should be giving him
How is he being a cunt?
They're trying to not give him the amount of chicken that they should be giving him
#1 - Frankendell
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#6 - omgroflcakes
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I work in food service and I can tell you we realize what you're doing. You're not clever. I personally make the second scoop smaller on purpose because of this.
I work in food service and I can tell you we realize what you're doing. You're not clever. I personally make the second scoop smaller on purpose because of this.
#17 to #6 - anon id: 251f55f3
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double meat should be double meat bro. If two scoops together are smaller than two individual scoops, then you aint doing "double" right.
#85 to #17 - viralkamina
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if he was that good, he wouldn't be working in a fast food restaurant no srsly it isn't a bad thing
#25 to #17 - anon id: 7774fb02
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Does the menu say that you can add double meat? If it doesn't, I don't have to give you ****. (Also coming from someone in the food industry)
#31 to #25 - envinite
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Dude...
#33 to #25 - mayoroftownsville
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At most places where you would ask for double meat, yes. Unless you aren't charging them for it, you're a ******* asshole.
User avatar #69 to #25 - jukuku
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No wonder you work in the food industry, you're a spastic cunt.
User avatar #118 to #25 - akkere
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Yeah, actually. If the menu calls for double meat, it should be double meat. Not 1.5x meat. Not 1.25x meat. Double. 2.0.
You're the reason people look down on workers within the food industry. If you're just going to be stingy over a portion of meat that might only cost you a whole 2 cents, then people are going to think you simply flunked math class and are trapped in that job for a reason.
#61 to #6 - shadowgandalf
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Where i live, double actually means double.
If your burrito contains 50g of chicken, then one with double chicken will contain 100g.

It's because false advertisement is illegal. If they say double, and it's not atleast double, then a branch of the goverment called "Forbrugerrådet"(The Consumer Council), will make them pay a good chunck of money to you.
User avatar #82 to #61 - reginleif
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:/ Goddamn Euro agencies sound scary......

Don't **** with anything called "Forbrugerrådet"

#110 to #82 - shadowgandalf
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It's danish not european. Other countries like France **** their citizens over jusst as bad as american does.
User avatar #80 to #6 - hokeymon
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I also work for the food industry but if it comes to portioning you weigh it so the customer gets their moneys worth so you shut the **** up.
User avatar #105 to #6 - fabbethefirst
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You are a bad person
#112 to #6 - anon id: 0ab3a621
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I worked in food service too and I can relate. I worked at a chipotle and whenever I gave them two actual full scoops, the other person down the line couldn't fold their burrito without breaking all the tortillas.
User avatar #129 to #6 - nigerotte
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or, or, or, you can just give them what they paid for
#8 to #6 - doctersmiles
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Why would you be a **** like that bro! There is no benefit or penalty to you when you're slapping extra requested yum. Explain, or for the brief time i recall your comment I will know somewhere out there you are being a stingy cunt.
#13 to #8 - bann
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I've worked at many a food place, let me tell you why. You think the guy scooping the meat cares about the profitability of the restaurant? Not at all, he's going to give you a normal size scoop, the same one he gives everyone else. Fair is fair, every guest is equal in my and probably his eyes. Though I do try to reward those who are repeat customers or are exceptionally nice to my coworkers

It's when people try to be sneaky or clever that gets me fired up. People who try to scam their way into something more than they're paying for. The reality is you get 2 scoops when you ask for 2 scoops, a scoop is a scoop. Trying to weasel your way into more meat is just being a dick, and then calling employees "cheap" for not giving you more than they give anyone else is just....god I hate them.

Sorry for that...I love working in restaurants and food, but I hate when people try to weasel their way into more. I know that it seems like they're only looking to get a full 2 scoops here, but they would regardless and they're looking for more most times with this trick.
#40 to #13 - doctersmiles
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i see where you're coming from, but i go to places and days i order something straight and then when i ask for double this or that the lady writing up the order doesn't write it, or the guys in the back don't add it so everything is the same. Soo when you're in front of me and i see you make it i'm gonna ask for my two scoops of yum, no one is trying to be a ass they just like there pile of yum
#20 to #13 - DrDanny
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You. I like you.
You. I like you.
#131 to #20 - bann
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Glad somebody does
User avatar #83 to #6 - psykobear
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Don't be a cunt. Double means x2
#71 to #6 - rebjar
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User avatar #43 to #6 - spacehawk
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Making sure that a random customer gets 50, not 55 grams of chicken must be the highest level of pettiness. WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? Just scoop the ******* chicken or find another job. Faggot
#41 - localbees
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Who gets chicken burritos? It's either steak, or nothing.
#108 to #41 - schneidend
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***** I'm tryin' to lose weight and chicken is less fatty. ...Still get guac, though, because guac is amazing.
***** I'm tryin' to lose weight and chicken is less fatty. ...Still get guac, though, because guac is amazing.
User avatar #52 to #41 - racrox
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This ****** aint know the joy of a shrimp burrito.
#66 to #52 - localbees
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User avatar #53 to #41 - levelninetynine
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Don't get me wrong I absolutely love beef and pork but chicken is a lot better for me and easier to digest.
#54 to #41 - armsdealer
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People who don't wanna be gnawing on a tire while trying to enjoy a burrito.   
   
Ground beef master race reporting
People who don't wanna be gnawing on a tire while trying to enjoy a burrito.

Ground beef master race reporting
User avatar #67 to #54 - localbees
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Ground beef is my second choice. Or if I'm at a Taco Bell.
User avatar #75 to #54 - spceinvdr
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This so hard. I don't understand how a full running restaurant can't get better steak and chicken than taco bell. ******* disappointing I tell you.
#55 to #41 - hollowedbladee
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Chicken for those gainz son
User avatar #47 to #41 - richardastley
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Depends where you go. Some places have awful steak full of that veiny fat and decent chicken. Usually all the meats suck if one of them does though.
User avatar #73 to #47 - spceinvdr
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I just stick with beef (unless it's shredded, I like it ground) because it's nearly impossible to **** up. Alot of the time there is ***** teir meat in mexican restauraunts, especially if it's small cuts. pisses me right the **** off when they can't even get better meat than taco bell.
User avatar #51 - xmonke
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Someone did this to me one time. I gave him not even half a scoop for the second scoop.
#88 to #51 - durkadurka
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User avatar #56 to #51 - acoustic
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You're a bitch.
User avatar #57 to #56 - xmonke
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The less portions used, the higher our bonuses.
User avatar #58 to #57 - acoustic
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**** your bonuses. I want equally proportioned scoops.
User avatar #59 to #58 - xmonke
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If I give you a lot of chicken the first time and you ask for more when I was already being generous, then I'm you're just trying to cheat me. I ain't playin dat **** *****
User avatar #60 to #59 - acoustic
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You use measuring cups for a reason. To fill the cup and give me chicken.
User avatar #62 to #60 - xmonke
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We use measuring cups to measure your ********.
#81 to #62 - thebilliam
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Well aren't you just a greedy asshole
Well aren't you just a greedy asshole
#86 to #62 - DiabloStrawhat
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How about you do your job right instead of wheedling about your bonuses, you filthy commoner.
User avatar #130 to #86 - xmonke
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Well, that's what I'm told to do so I am doing my job.
#5 - phoenix grinder
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#48 to #5 - hattheifbatman
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User avatar #27 - Lolanator
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I work in a supermarket cafe where we sell omelettes amongst other things, you can have 2 fillings, ham, mushroom or cheese, or if you want, just one. But if you order one filling, it is only one portion, sounds a bit stupid, I know. Anyway, this one bitch always comes in and once made a huge fuss abut the fact that she wanted double cheese, but was not going to pay any extra, because the price covers two fillings. Usually if someone did this I would understand and do it, but this bitch is is a bitchcunt, so I gave her about half a portion of cheese. Bitch has been coming for years getting a half portion of cheese omelette and doesn't know. Typing this I realise I am a bit of a cunt myself but it makes working in such a place more bearable

TL;DR

I'm a cunt
User avatar #35 to #27 - minorian
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You have been working at a supermarket cafe for years?

TL;DR

The joke will always be on you.
User avatar #70 to #35 - certifiedidiot
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Not really, someone has to ******* to do it.
User avatar #87 to #35 - Lolanator
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I have worked there since I was 16, I am now 19 and currently at university training to become a teacher
User avatar #119 to #87 - minorian
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Ah, I presumed too much.
User avatar #74 to #35 - spceinvdr
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they get paid more than anyone else in there honestly, I would know I work in a supermarket.
User avatar #11 - guardianranger
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****, when I was a manager at this pita shop (bread pockets basically) I put a huge scoop and if they asked for seconds (and were kind) I ******* gave them an even bigger scoop. I was generous with my portions so long as they respected me. If they were assholes, I gave them a little less then normal. (I am talking like yelling, calling me names etc...)

TL;DR: Bitches came for my sandwiches.
#16 to #11 - fuckyouiamcat
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We got Qdoba in Baltimore, MD. That's as East as you can get!
#32 to #11 - ohmygwad
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lol who shouts at people making their food? thats living on the edge right there
User avatar #76 to #32 - spceinvdr
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I work at a supermarket that is in one of the richest counties in the state and country and I have to tell you they are really ******* entitled. I watched a lady demean a retarded co-worker who everyone there loved to death because she didn't like how he bagged something. They are ******* cunts man. People in general are ******* awful.
#36 to #32 - anon id: 7b0a9675
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Working in customer service ******* sucks, man. If you've never done it, you're lucky. It makes you think less of people as a whole REEEEAL fast.
#72 to #36 - ohmygwad
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if always really nice too people making my food just because for me , it's a pretty intimate thing
if always really nice too people making my food just because for me , it's a pretty intimate thing
User avatar #109 - gandaalf
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this should be that ******* duck with good advice
User avatar #30 - shungokusatsu
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Well played good sir, I worked at Oriental Bear Express name hidden for legal purposes lol and if you say double chicken or rice and you don't already know what constitutes a single serving your getting just a little over a single serving but portioned out to appear as a double. Not really the employee's idea simply management saying we gotta make it last.