smart. . I was born at an incredibly young age i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class. Not me, I was born at the age of 15.
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I was born at an incredibly young
i told this to my english teacher and
she almost kicked me out of the
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#4 - bitchesbanthymine (11/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Not me, I was born at the age of 15.
User avatar #13 - ooants (11/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I was the youngest person in the world once.
#3 - crellow (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 - jibb (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tumblr: Where you get kicked and hit and thrown out because you say a pun or a dry joke
#40 - muralriver (11/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My mom left me before I was born...
#8 - burninghellion (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#52 - slunchy (11/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"We were dissecting frogs in science class. One kid at my table said this wasn't interesting. I said, "Yeah, but this is boring the frog to death ". My teacher turned his head, mustache bristling with rage and ordered the children to grab my arms. They threw me on the table and started to dissect me, slowly and without anesthesia. They tore out my stomach and feasted upon it. Jimmy started punching me in my exposed liver while Sarah took pliers to my teeth, meticulously twisting the teeth out of their roots and then yanking them out. The teacher put nails in between my toenails and hammered them in while the kids poured the rest of the preserving fluid into my body cavity, taking a ruler and stirring my body organs around like some hellish stew. They then proceeded to pull out each individual body hair. After all of this they threw me in the medical waste bin and set me on fire.
Tumblr tried to warn me, but I didn't listen. Learn from me..."
#7 - kanudaman (11/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That must be nice.
God I miss that show
#74 - musichead (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was actually born fairly recently. My mother has a habit of procrastinating.
User avatar #36 - cactuspantsftw (11/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
you're born at age 0 so that honestly makes no sense.
User avatar #44 - rainbowrush (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was born at a credibly young age.
#47 to #44 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
I remember the good old days, back when I was the youngest man on Earth.
User avatar #57 - mikaelkid (11/12/2013) [-]
You are in this moment, the youngest you'll ever be again
User avatar #32 - vortexrain (11/12/2013) [-]
I am as young as I'll ever be, and as old as I've ever been.
User avatar #49 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #58 to #49 - alucardi (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 - thebestpieever (11/12/2013) [-]
No, tumblr. Stop thinking you live in an anime.
#24 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it?
#30 to #24 - bribrian (11/12/2013) [-]
wow, you must have been born at a young age too
User avatar #23 - newdevyx ONLINE (11/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
there could be a logic in this. if you've born before you should have, then you were born at young age.
#37 - hatenay (11/12/2013) [-]
she should have kicked the bitch out
User avatar #29 - kingofhazard (11/12/2013) [-]
Just told this to my dad, he thought about it for a second with this blank look on his face then told me to go back upstairs.
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