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slightly funny title

and they were none the wiser

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about that accent
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the my t?, hail' stil' atts mite
treaters them."
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#31 - tsoper (08/16/2014) [+] (25 replies)
We cant have any religious discussions on funnyjunk anymore, because all the atheists are branded fedora wearers and all other religions are branded with stupidity and ignorance..


Any argument over it will lack any serious reply. And usually someone will comment with "tips fedora" or other stupid jokes.
#140 - EdwardNigma (08/16/2014) [+] (26 replies)
And here I sit with my agnostic ass.
Don't know if god is real, don't care. God has done nothing for me, but it could also simply be that god lets things take it's course and evolution is just that, gods way of things taking it's course. Because I don't think god would be bound by our conceptions of morality, what is good to us is evil to whatever other life may exist in the universe. God has a universe to manage, and it's work might be slow, which explains why things can take millions of years to happen. Or maybe there is no god, and all that has happened in the universe is sheer chance and luck.

Don't know.
Don't care.
Will find out when I die.
#1 - psychotayto (08/15/2014) [+] (37 replies)
"Rise of atheism"? Why? What are they gonna do? Throw fedoras at you? I'm a none religious person but even I find most atheists retarded. Also this post wasn't funny so **** you and **** your religious crap
User avatar #13 to #11 - SlowpokeForever (08/15/2014) [-]
I don't really agree with you man, but it may be different life experiences. Most of the people I know that are atheists I never even knew until they admitted they weren't very religious.
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#123 - koneella has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#127 to #123 - azumeow (08/16/2014) [-]
Come to the US and say that to 10 people on the street.

This will be the average response.
#164 - larknok (08/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Listen up you ******* (talking to both Theists and Atheists here), I'm going to educate your asses. No, I'm not going to tell you what side I'm on, because it's not important.

What I am going to do is make sure you goddamn well understand your terminology.

There's two binaries. Theism<->Atheism
and Gnosticism<->Agnosticism.

It's NOT a three-point scale: Theism <-> Agnosticism <-> Atheism

Theism/Atheism refers ONLY to what you believe: is there a god or is there not a god?

Gnosticism/Agnosticism refers ONLY to how sure you are in such a belief. Gnostic claiming that "you know for sure" and Agnostic claiming "I guess I don't know for sure."

You can just as easily be an Agnostic Christian as you can be a Gnostic Atheist.
#180 - hagletrough (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I work with 2 Atheists, 3 Catholics, a Mormon, and a couple other assorted religious people. They are all nice people and none of them impose their religious beliefs on me or each other. The only reason I know their religious preferences is because it slipped out in casual conversation. It's not even a big deal. Don't let a small percentage ruin the whole community.
I work with 2 Atheists, 3 Catholics, a Mormon, and a couple other assorted religious people. They are all nice people and none of them impose their religious beliefs on me or each other. The only reason I know their religious preferences is because it slipped out in casual conversation. It's not even a big deal. Don't let a small percentage ruin the whole community.
User avatar #40 - drldrl (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm an atheist and often go to religious events with family. We aren't assholes, there's just a minority that is. It would be like saying all Christians are extremist cunts like WBC.
User avatar #29 - tittylovin (08/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I-is it over? Is the LEL TIP LE FEDORA craze finally over?
User avatar #20 - friendlyanon (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
First time i ear about a priest speaking the truth.
#26 to #22 - friendlyanon (08/16/2014) [-]
Eh, i didn't expect that...
Here, i have something completely unexpected and not used and abused until seeing it makes you wanna throw up.

How original we both are, aren't we?
#147 - squalllionhart (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i was once good friends with a christian and 3 Mormons in highschool and i'm an atheist   
jesus people it's not like it's impossible or even hard for us to get along
i was once good friends with a christian and 3 Mormons in highschool and i'm an atheist
jesus people it's not like it's impossible or even hard for us to get along
#169 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
atheists are terrible. one atheist killed 2 girls cause they called him harry potter
User avatar #175 to #169 - hashtronaut (08/16/2014) [-]
that makes him a terrible person, it doesn't make atheists terrible.
#59 - thefates ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (34 replies)
Now that my .gif has attracted your attention:    
I don't think that anyone who believes in scientific theory should be atheist but rather agnostic. Being atheist declares that you believe it is IMPOSSIBLE there is a god. However, scientific theory relies on the idea that something is only false once it has been dis-proven with clear evidence. Therefore, since it is impossible to prove religion wrong, they should be agnostic.. This means they would simply believe that it is impossible to prove a God/gods does or does not exist. A simple way to say they don't believe in any but that it might not be impossible.
Now that my .gif has attracted your attention:
I don't think that anyone who believes in scientific theory should be atheist but rather agnostic. Being atheist declares that you believe it is IMPOSSIBLE there is a god. However, scientific theory relies on the idea that something is only false once it has been dis-proven with clear evidence. Therefore, since it is impossible to prove religion wrong, they should be agnostic.. This means they would simply believe that it is impossible to prove a God/gods does or does not exist. A simple way to say they don't believe in any but that it might not be impossible.
User avatar #106 to #59 - thatguythatlaughs (08/16/2014) [-]
Im atheist in the sense i don't believe there is a god.
Im agnostic in the sense that I cant prove there is or isn't one.
#141 - pointblankhits (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
First things first, Atheists have never been persecuted. If you and tell people what to believe they won't like it, It's really simple
#172 to #141 - larknok (08/16/2014) [-]
I really hope you're baiting the **** out of me right now, because you've elicited a response from me.

Ancient Greece - which was fairly progressive for its time - put Socrates to death, the final verdict being "guilty of rejecting the Athenian deities" when in reality he just refused to say he believed in them. He never claimed that he didn't.

Throughout the entire Medieval and Renaissance eras, the books of philosophers and scientists were periodically banned and burned for espousing messages only slightly out of line with traditional religious texts.

Atheists were often considered witches and devil-worshipers and put to death.

Walking away from Islam in most Islamic countries today is punishable by death. And Christian Medieval Europe was more hardcore about that **** than most modern Islamic countries.

Learn your ******* history, you ballsack.
User avatar #35 - mostlyshits (08/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I know in the past people didn't like atheists,
but nowadays atheists are still in the minority and
as far as I've seen atheists are treated pretty well in
our society.
Most of my religious friends know I'm an atheist
and they really don't think it matters.
User avatar #38 to #35 - slapchoppin (08/16/2014) [-]
thats because most people don't give a **** what religion people are

people only make note when someone does take issue
User avatar #219 - phantomonkey (08/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I don't consider myself an atheist, nor any other religion. I don't care about religion. It just gets in the way.
#233 to #222 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
No it's not. You're taking both atheism and agnosticism out of context.
User avatar #178 - friendlyanonymous (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I once had a gym class with a firm believe in creationism and the bible being literal.
You guys want to know how I found out?
I asked him.
After he explained his stuff, I explained my stuff, and that was it. No one got mad. I didn't say he was dumb.
Why?
Because I asked and if I never did I never would've known. That's straight up respectable.
#294 - toguro (08/16/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I'd like to ask a question to any agnostics here, what exactly is it? I have a decent understanding of just about every major religion (don't know all that much about Buddhism) and I can easily understand what atheists are and why they think that way - but I don't understand agnostics and rather than commenting on it in future ignorant I'd rather educate my ass before I open my stupid mouth.

Can anyone give me the skinny?

pic unrelated but hot damn is that some serious level of detail
#303 to #294 - sytheris ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Gnosticism is a claim to knowledge. An Agnostic is someone who does not know, and a Gnostic is one who claims to know, whether with evidence or without.

Knowing this, one could be a Gnostic Atheist (One who 'knows' there is no god) A Gnostic Theist (One who 'knows' there is a god) an Agnostic Atheist (One who 'doesn't know' if there is a god, and doesn't believe in one based on the evidence) or an Agnostic Theist (One who 'doesn't know' if there is a god, but believes based on the evidence)

The terms are not mutually exclusive, but when people simply claim to be agnostic, it is most commonly that they are Agnostic Atheist, but that is a rule of thumb, not a guarantee. It's best to ask if you're not sure.
User avatar #205 - shemaledong (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The epicentre of modern atheism is within humanism. So christians have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #190 - captainprincess (08/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'll treat them like people.
When a person tries to tell me a stupid story and insist it's real, I'm going to treat them like the ******* idiot they're being.
User avatar #209 to #207 - captainprincess (08/16/2014) [-]
I'll be an asshat if I want to.
My point was I won't treat the religious like idiots because they're religious, I'll treat them like idiots because they're trying to sell me a stupid fantasy as truth. That, in my eyes atleast, is the sign of a ******* idiot.

I'm not going to lie to these people and give them the impression that they aren't ******* idiots, for that would be disrespectful to their intelligence, should they possess any.
#144 - pancakedrawingman (08/16/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Am I the only one here who believes that science is just humans explanation for Gods work?
User avatar #148 to #144 - Endofzeeworld (08/16/2014) [-]
"The same spiritual fulfillment that people find in religion can be found in science - by coming to know, if you will, the mind of God." -Carolyn Porco
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