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#958 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>walk into work, first day
>nervously shuffle into backroom
>nervous because im new and i dont want anyone asking what im doing by going back
>go all the way back, no issues so far
>finally get into managers office
>we talk and joke, he hands me nametag
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>go out onto floor, begin my duties
>start stocking shelves
>cute girl nearby
>i accidentally drop product, she laughs
>i joke "its my first day, cut me some slack"
>she laughs more
>introduce myself
>she tells me shes a regular
>tell her i hope i get to see her more then
>she smiles and says she hopes for the same
>she walks off

#959 to #958 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>realize she forgot her wallet on the isle shelf since i distracted her
>grab it, begin to walk back to give it to her
>realize this is my chance, look in wallet
>see no money, only hundreds of nudes
>instaboner.jpg
>stick my dick in the wallet
>begin dry humping her wallet full of nudes, rubbing my dick all over her pictured body
>start jizzing wildly, filling the whole entire wallet
>close it, it looks like a giant jizz sandwhich
>realize i took to long, have to run because i see girl at checkout now
#960 to #959 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>give girl wallet
>tell her that those were pretty nice
>she gives me a look of confusion, then smiles slyly and winks
>i walk away as she begins to check out
>look back and see her open wallet
>my jizz that was contained inside suddenly spills over, its like a fountain flowing onto her
>she begins screaming, wondering whats happening
>cashier begins laughing and has no idea what is happening
>security notices, rushes over
>jizz is still flowing onto girl, covering her, drenching her
>security rushes her, unaware of whats happening
#961 to #960 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>they tackle the girl to the ground, making the wallet fall and flip completely open
>pool of jizz is beginning to get bigger
>security and girl writhing on ground, squirming and screaming because they cant get up
>jizz has leaked behind cashiers counter by now, he slips and falls
>customers that were next in line have also fallen into the jizz pool
>manager comes out, has no idea whats going on, calls police
>fuckfuckfuck
>realize security cameras will show me jizzing in wallet
>panic, have no idea what to do
#962 to #961 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>run into jizz pool, slip and fall
>realize i cant stand
>jizz pool is over 3 feet deep by now
>fuck
>swim towards wallet, jizz still flowing from it
>i cant get to it due to the mass of people now falling and screaming in the jizz pool
>police show up
>fuck how can my day get any worse
>police come in, they look at whats happening, have no idea whats going on
>manager is screaming at them
>nows my chance
>while theyre all disracted i keep swimming
>finally reach wallet
#963 to #962 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>close it, but it starts growing
>its bulging now
>its slowly filling with jizz, it's becoming a jizz time bomb
>have no idea how to stop it now
>see girl next to me
>shes drowned from the jizz pool
>everyone in jizz pool has drowned
>manager still screaming at police
>police stand there, they say they cant help, no crime is being committed
>police leave
>manager sees the dead bodies flowing in the jizz pool
>manager notices me, trying to stand up in the jizz pool, holding jizz wallet
>wallet is growing bigger
>almost as big as my head by now
>manager has no idea what im holding
>i try to tell him
>as i start screaming the jizz wallet bursts
#964 to #963 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>It was the Hoover Dam of Jizz, the whole entire store becomes flooded within seconds with jizz
>bodies and merchandise floating in giant jizz pool
>people are trying to swim
>no one has any idea whats going on
>people are screaming and drowning
>i cant let this go on
>i realize what i must do
>i have to find the original girl
>begin swimming through my jizz, in search of the girls body
#965 to #964 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>find girls body
>strip her while trying to still stay afloat
>i begin fucking her, realizing this is the only way
>im about to cum
>oh god i hope this works
>begin jizzing inside girl
>as im jizzing, all the jizz within the store begins slowly flowing into my asshole
>it flows back out my penis, and into the girl
>the jizz begins to go down
>keep jizzing inside girl, watching her dead body slowly grow
>whole entire store is now jizz free, i am finished jizzing in the girl
#966 to #965 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2012) [-]
>shes blown up like a balloon
>manager sees me, realizes i saved the store
>the customers who were alive carried me on their backs, cheering for controlling the great jizz flood of 2012
>get a promotion
>not bad for first day of work
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected
User avatar #969 to #966 - tariv (04/12/2012) [-]

#967 to #966 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2012) [-]
Sounds about average for a first day
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