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User avatar #110 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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I wouldn't be able to handle seeing someone else **** my sister.
#1 - joshlol (07/23/2014) [+] (18 replies)
sounds good but do I really have to pay $10 million?
#3 - Sworley (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i wonder what some people would do for 10 million. or even klondike bar.
User avatar #21 - WozzaBuddha (07/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**** no. Nothing infuriates me more than thinking about **** like that. Cuckholding is pathetic
User avatar #5 - nightmarecorpse (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>didn't specify gender
>get paid 10 million to watch hot lesbian sex

In all honesty I probably would either way. Gotta pay dem bills.
#6 to #5 - swiftarrow (07/23/2014) [-]
I'd let a girl do my gf, but that's as far as it gets.
#11 - easternigguh ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'd just be like seeing somebody masturbate
#33 - thelastelephant ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Playing Justin Bieber during sex
User avatar #45 - archangelnight (07/24/2014) [+] (23 replies)
How do you even do that without killing the guy. Like seriously, you built up a relationship and you love the girl but you're willing to let some dude **** her? That's YOUR girlfriend, take pride in that **** .
User avatar #59 - tehweave (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Alright. Alright. Let's be reasonable here. My answer is a tentative yes, but I gotta put up a bunch of stipulations.

Let's begin by saying both I and my girlfriend consent to this, and we each share the money.

10 million dollars is a lot of money. Do I have to pay taxes on it? Let's say for example I do. I would still end up with about 6 million, so it's still good.

Is it a guy or a girl? Let's say it's a guy. I'm still okay with this.

Also, do I get to pick the guy or does she get to pick the guy? Either one is fine.

Or is part of the transaction the person handing out the money is the guy? Or does he get to pick? This is where things get tricky. I'd like the person she's having sex with to undergo STD testing. Just in case. Any STDs show up, we might have a problem.

Now, does this happen with me watching, or does it happen behind closed doors with me going off and doing something else? Honestly, either or is fine. I could go to a bar, watch a movie, or I could take notes, see different techniques I might not be thinking of.

How long will this last? Till his orgasm? Does he get to go twice? Or multiple times? As long as my GF consents, that's fine.

Also, do me and her have to stay together afterward? It seems like the answer would be yes, but what's stopping us from realizing we don't work out later on? We could do this, split up, take our amounts, and go our separate ways. Hell, we may even meet up again later in life.

Overall, this seems like a pretty solid plan. 10 million, as I've said, is a LOT of money. And even after all that, it seems like a good idea if all I have to do is give up my GF for... Let's say an hour?

Let's go! 10 million!
User avatar #63 to #60 - tehweave (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm pretty chill, dude. I just got 5 million bucks. I could not be more chill.
User avatar #54 - kieranbaker (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**** that 10 million dollars, if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't need 10 million dollars
User avatar #23 - eternalrose (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
well they're not being forced to, so if they want to **** someone then I get 10mil and i'm single.
User avatar #25 - nuclearkitteh (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't think I could do it. I'll admit, I'm kind of the jealous type, and it would rip me apart to see someone else pleasuring my future girlfriend/wife/whatever, especially in such an intimate way.
#124 - derpination (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Nope. It would destroy me as a person. Even though I'd have $10 million, I'd always carry the burden of knowing that every last dollar (And everything that it buys) came because I let some guy **** the person I love.
Every day spent not going to work would be because I let some guy **** the person I love. Every hour that drags by would remind me of that hour that I let some guy **** the person I love. Every minute of every holiday I would ever go on would be because I let some guy **** the person I love. And every second I'm with her after, I'll have to act cool and pretend nothing happened, because hey - I would've agreed to it, after all.

If you really love your partner, it's not worth it.
#52 - ciswhiteman (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I would just be glad to know that there was something in the world that could make my wife want sex.
#68 to #66 - ciswhiteman (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm getting really tired of raping her.
#55 - Digitalphear (07/24/2014) [-]
It's like he's trying to speak English, I know it.
#144 - Ninetails (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
do i really have to watch my bf **** another girl... or am i able to join? cuz if i can join id be all over that... fast
User avatar #95 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Am actually of a polygamous mindset and to me, sex =/= love. So long as they're not running away with someone else, so long as they love me, I don't mind. She'd most likely have ****** guys before. I would find it discomforting, but I wouldn't have any moral qualms and believe it would certainly be worth it. We could get an awesome house, various things, travel the world in 5-star luxury, donate to charity, pursue personal interests like writing books for me.
User avatar #100 to #95 - lotengo ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Being this beta
User avatar #58 - tsoper (07/24/2014) [-]
**** ... for 10 mil, i wouldnt have to work a day in my ******* life.
my kid's kids wont have to work. their kid's kid's kid's kid's kids wont have to work.

this fortune can last for 10 generations and we could live happy lives (disregard inflation).

I dont know man.. I would give up everything i have besides my health, because i know i can gain more back through the money ill gain.

People who say they wont do it, obviously have no ******* clue how much 10 million is, and never will. Enjoy working $15/hour, while im ******* bitches left and right. **** my gf/wife, i get top of the line prostitutes who are 10 times more attractive.
Infact, i dont even need a bitch. I'll spend most of my time on funnyjunk anyways...

you know.. ill eventually get so bored that the only enjoyment i could actually find would be from funnyjunk. So ill use the rest of the money and spend it on food/shelter, while I browse funnyjunk all day like i usually do.
#32 - dorfdorfdorf (07/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)

i'll need a gf
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