shiit. . aharris: I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off It got real dark real fast dear lard.. CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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#4 - easternigguh (08/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
User avatar #6 - graboidzero ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My best guess is that "die" and "done/finished/whatever" are the same word. But I'm no expert in ching-chongery.
User avatar #9 - strifethethird ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
They're trying to send Distress Messages out of the Sandwich cutter maker Factory in China without management knowing.
#14 - fromthefuture (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Advertisement for this product goes something like:    
   
>Ready to slice and stuff sandwiches?   
>With this you can stuff the inside two halfs of sandwiches with ease!   
>Hundreds of chinamen have died to make this quality sandwich press product.   
>Take of the broken edge and die!?   
>HURRY UP AND BUY!
Advertisement for this product goes something like:

>Ready to slice and stuff sandwiches?
>With this you can stuff the inside two halfs of sandwiches with ease!
>Hundreds of chinamen have died to make this quality sandwich press product.
>Take of the broken edge and die!?
>HURRY UP AND BUY!
#17 - atma (08/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The Chinese language into English has never been one of those things that happens easy.
#25 to #17 - yyssjyrsyjsjy (08/13/2014) [-]
What the ******* hell are you talking about me, you little bitch? I will let you know that I graduated, Navy seals, the top student in your class and I have been involved in the RAID on bin Laden's many secrets, and I have more than 300 confirmed deaths. I studied Gorilla warfare, my entire United States top sniper in the armed forces. You're just another goal is nothing to me. I would eat your ******* accuracy on this earth as never seen before like marking his MOM. Do you think you can get away with this **** that I do on the Internet? Think again, fool. As we have said, I contacted my secrets so you better prepare for the storm, was tracking spies now across the United States and maggot your IP network. Storms wiped out this poor little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can do it anywhere, at any time, and more than 700, I can kill you, it only with my bare hands. I'm not the only extensive training in unarmed combat, but enjoyed the whole arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass left mainland China face you little bastard. If only you could know what evil retribution, your little "smart" comment was about to come upon you, and maybe you'll have to hold your tongue. But you can't, you don't, and you are paying the price now, you ******* idiot. I will **** your anger, it will drown you in this. You're ******* dead, man.
What happens when you translate the navy seal copypasta into chinese and back on bing translator
#7 - include (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - yamiryushi (08/12/2014) [-]
Apparently that is a sign of quality in China. Its an honor to die mass producing things for consumerist countries apparently o.O
User avatar #30 - bme (08/13/2014) [-]
who buys a device for only cutting sadwiches. thats a knife, buy a knife
User avatar #28 - buttkickerboy (08/13/2014) [-]
The sandwich press disaster
#24 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
I feel like the person typing this was trying to send a signal to people on the outside, but the owner walked by and looked at what he was typing so he had to finish with "a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready."
#22 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image**
Oy VEEEYYY
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#5 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
That escalated quickly.
User avatar #3 - Imbtrtenu (08/12/2014) [-]
This was some Chinese dudes way of begging for help hoping that no one would catch him.
#1 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
It was a cry for help!
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