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User avatar #51 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
The tip of my dick is like purple because when I was born my dickhole was somwhere else so they did a surgery to close up my first dickhole and put my new dickhole in the normal dickhole spot so I've got like some Frankenstein scars and stitches going up the bottom of my dick
#173 to #51 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #174 to #173 - ningyoaijin (12/23/2013) [-]
^Found the guy whose fetish it is.
User avatar #157 to #51 - itistits (12/23/2013) [-]
I myself was born without an asshole. That means they almost literally had to rip me a new one.
#158 to #157 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
That's rough
User avatar #159 to #158 - itistits (12/23/2013) [-]
I think yours is worse, though. Since it all happened right after I was born I don't remember a thing, and it doesn't have that many major consequences. It still carries some problems with it of course, but it's not that bad. I feel for you man.
#123 to #51 - callmeandeh (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but what
I'm sorry but what
#113 to #51 - kristovsky (12/23/2013) [-]
shouldn't you be on 4chan?
User avatar #99 to #51 - kietzu (12/23/2013) [-]
Aren't you the guy who said it hurts when you masturbate?
This is what I get for lurking on two-way threads.
User avatar #110 to #99 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
i don't think that was me friend.
User avatar #116 to #110 - kietzu (12/23/2013) [-]
Somebody else then.
You'll be surprised how many people around here have displaced dick-holes.
User avatar #117 to #116 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
It's an issue that seriously needs to be addressed.
stop frankendick shaming..
User avatar #118 to #117 - kietzu (12/23/2013) [-]
We should make one of those collab songs.
One about... Dr. Frankendick.
User avatar #79 to #51 - cookiel ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Something similar happened with my stepbrother. He was a crack baby (literally) and was born without a urethra so they had to surgically make one somehow.

And NO I have never seen his dick
#150 to #79 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [-]
So you have seen it.
User avatar #75 to #51 - bluewafflekisser (12/22/2013) [-]
what happens when you get a BJ? and does it need thunder to be brought to life
User avatar #111 to #75 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
my dick is the thunder
User avatar #73 to #51 - Shitthatscrazy (12/22/2013) [-]
If like this pisshole was like at the palm of you hand i would never have gotten rid of it. Whenever someone wouldve pissed me off i wouldve pissed on them and they could prove i pissed on them because it came from my hand.....
User avatar #70 to #51 - dafuckisthishit (12/22/2013) [-]
so your piss hole was like in your groin?
User avatar #86 to #70 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
All fetuses start out female and but the ones impregnated by a Y chromosome sperm start turning male after a few weeks into the pregnancy. So I'm imagine it was underneath like in females.
#68 to #51 - Womens Study Major (12/22/2013) [-]
And that's undoubtedly someone's fetish.
#66 to #51 - squeejee (12/22/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #165 to #66 - redstag (12/23/2013) [-]
I make dolphin noises when I have sex.
User avatar #53 to #51 - zomgwaffle (12/22/2013) [-]
LOL sorry but wtf.
#152 to #53 - swuff (12/23/2013) [-]
Hypospadias is a birth defect that causes one's "dickhole" to be misplaced. The dickhole is usually off center, causing urine, semen, or whatever other liquids you have coming out of there to also be off center, but will come out normally. The surgery done to repair this is usually soon after birth, and if your child hasn't been circumcised yet, may be done using the foreskin.

I don't have "themoreyouknow.jpg", so here's a related picture.
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