shetheed. . matt: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think
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shetheed

matt:
do you ever look at
somebody and wonder
how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a
new habit forced upon me
whenever i go out
i think about this post at the
roost inappropriate times and it
has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the
tip eitheir penis have fun with that
fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the enious of
one' s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much
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#15 - tezel (12/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Mine's coral blue #5
#3 - spirits (12/22/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I was reading this with my step-dad and when we were done we just looked at each other for like a good ten seconds. Then he got up and left.
User avatar #51 - nightmaren (12/22/2013) [+] (27 replies)
The tip of my dick is like purple because when I was born my dickhole was somwhere else so they did a surgery to close up my first dickhole and put my new dickhole in the normal dickhole spot so I've got like some Frankenstein scars and stitches going up the bottom of my dick
User avatar #53 to #51 - zomgwaffle (12/22/2013) [-]
LOL sorry but wtf.
User avatar #1 - morkoelorko ONLINE (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 funnyjunkthenewwaytobrowsetumblr.jpg
#4 - nervaaurelius (12/22/2013) [-]
I do this and wonder how tight a girl is...yup
I do this and wonder how tight a girl is...yup
#7 - jazzyietheferret (12/22/2013) [-]
My lips make it look like I'm constantly wearing a slightly red shaded lipstick, and my dick only looks like that when someone on their period.
#30 - atma (12/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did someone say Shetheed?
Did someone say Shetheed?
User avatar #24 - crimzonsoulreaper (12/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I imagine peoples faces as they come....
User avatar #13 - deepgreen (12/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Whenever I have to do a presentation, I just think that everyone is this room has assholes and I lose my anxiety immediately.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dudeyouisnasty (12/22/2013) [-]
I think of them all as sucking my dick as I rule the world.
#83 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I don't know about you guys, but the lip one is inaccurate for me.   
   
And for phanact. I mean phanact has the reddest 						*******					 lips I think I've ever seen.
I don't know about you guys, but the lip one is inaccurate for me.

And for phanact. I mean phanact has the reddest ******* lips I think I've ever seen.
#77 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #164 - ghostisaho (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the penis one isnt true, i should know this as i have both a penis and lips
User avatar #121 - rainbowshurrburt (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My eyebrows are blonde, while my pubes are red. I don't know why I told you this.
#76 - swinglish (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read through this really fast so it wouldn't get imprinted in my memory
#11 - qotsa (12/22/2013) [+] (15 replies)
wait, i thought the color of your lips was the same color as your nipples?
User avatar #21 to #20 - qotsa (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah i don't even know where i want to get with this, i'm not a nipplecolor expert
User avatar #149 - nimba (12/23/2013) [-]
tumblr mobile, now available on funnyjunk
User avatar #144 - personz (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
actually, the color of one's lips is about the same color as their nips and all other such sensitive skin as well as their dickhead.
User avatar #109 - bookyle (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Imagine what it would be like when you finally get them into bed

"Hmm, your moans are a bit high pitched than what I imagined."
#88 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/23/2013) [-]
Like any of these people go out
User avatar #74 - daviid (12/22/2013) [-]
Fools, that's why I don't have any pubes!
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