she doesn't deserve a second date. yes i know it's not a confession bear but idgaf posted for the luls. A INHERIT our on mun . iia. riti' ii'- OMB Ili" THEBEER
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she doesn't deserve a second date

yes i know it's not a confession bear but idgaf
posted for the luls

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#1 - imonaboatman (03/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You're hilarious. I'm a straight man and I would date you after that joke. Dump the bitch.
#9 - lolollo (03/18/2014) [-]
Hey ladies, you know what's sexy? your tits A nice sense of humor. A chick with a flat chest sense of humor is like a dude playing the nice guy angle. You may think it works, but you're just being an ass.
User avatar #17 - llanox (03/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
...I don't get it.
#19 to #17 - iheartjackiechan (03/19/2014) [-]
He wanted his beef wellington cooked rare.
He made a pun of wellington, by replacing well with rare.
Most women love puns.
She was so busy sucking OP's dick that she barely said anything all night.
#26 - crispychicken (03/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Everyone saying they hate girls without a sense of humour etc

It's a 3/10 joke at best in fairness guys
#28 - confusedasian (03/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
So, I guess I'm the only one that thought the joke sucked?
So, I guess I'm the only one that thought the joke sucked?
User avatar #60 - megusters ONLINE (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If she doesn't appreciate a good pun, she doesn't deserve the T-Bone. That was punny. Wellington done sir. Her chances of ever meating this man again are at steak. They're gonna have some beef if they ever do.
User avatar #47 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I asked a girl out today and she said no.
I don't know why I was so happy after the fact.
User avatar #48 to #47 - richardastley (03/19/2014) [-]
You got it out of the way and you took it like a champ. You should feel happy.
#38 - froggernaught (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
at the end of a successful date instead of kissing your date goodnight. You give her/him a light punch to the shoulder and say 'nice one champ' and leave
#51 - lionti ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Dude im single and I thought that joke was awesome, we should man date...no homo
User avatar #43 - yunoknow (03/19/2014) [-]
Good dad material. Why wasn't she impressed?
#59 - BeaverBalls (03/19/2014) [-]
if she aint get soakin after that line, she aint worth your time
#52 - makeakilling (03/19/2014) [-]
I guess you're the kind of guy that likes to be silly, whether it's actually clever/funny or not. I like that. It shows that you're happy with it and you don't give a **** if other people like it. I think that's a good quality, and surely you'll meet a girl who thinks the same.

Pic kinda related. Puns are the poop.
#4 - datoneblackguy (03/18/2014) [-]
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#30 - SrslyWtf (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
No OP, that joke was ****

I'd of glared at you too. It's like one of those Dad jokes.
#65 to #30 - BlackBerru (03/19/2014) [-]
. . . . I wish my dad made jokes like that
#6 - thunderpony (03/18/2014) [-]
*******					 made me laugh! Don't know what that bitch's problem is.
******* made me laugh! Don't know what that bitch's problem is.
User avatar #78 - tezzcakes (03/19/2014) [-]
If she can't appreciate a good pun, she isn't a keeper.
User avatar #73 - darthdemise (03/19/2014) [-]
How did she glare at you if she is blind?
#61 - krasnogvardiech (03/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I don't get it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - BlackBerru (03/19/2014) [-]
chicago style is well done, but burnt as **** on the outside
#15 - canadianbetamale (03/18/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #8 - masqueraide (03/18/2014) [-]
Any girl that doesn't appreciate jokes like that is not one you wanna be with. 10/10 OP
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