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#1 - gdikodiak (10/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
> boss calls for absolute security strategy, no matter what
> threaten to fire me if i don't secure his server while he's on a job travel
> says his server will surely get attacked by hacker cos' secret documents etc
> i try to explain absolute security doesn't exist
> he doesnt give a ****
> "you have 24h to solve this!"
> he leaves office for like a week
> he cames back 6 days after, everything went fine
> he congrats me, no hack or virus on his stuff
> i just unplugged his server lan when he left and plugged it in when he was back
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#7 - faithrider (10/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#45 - unbelievable (10/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Your parents think you invent computers?
Your parents think you invent computers?
User avatar #60 to #45 - inomgod (10/25/2013) [-]
I told my parents I was building a computer, they said I should patent it.
They thought I was inventing one.
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#14 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (22 replies)
User avatar #19 to #14 - admiralen (10/25/2013) [-]
what do you do?
User avatar #9 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Computer Security:
the only way to truly protect your pc from the NSA is disconnect from the internet
#30 to #29 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
< this pic is possibly the single most relevant to funnyjunkers
User avatar #50 - zytherman (10/25/2013) [-]
I was sent out to a branch 5 miles away from the branch i was at.
They said there was something wrong with the computers, and they couldn't figure it out, i asked them all the basic questions.
So i needed to go up, drove the 5 miles, got there

"So. mate, want to take your phone out the socket and plug the extension leads for the computers back in?"

I didn't mind because i was paid over time :3
#31 - exxcezz (10/25/2013) [-]
This is the truest and most annoying thing in the world.
You spent 8 hours straight on trying to get a system to work the way it should.. And you fail over and over and over. And when you had enough you kick the damn computer and suddenly it's just working. And you are just sitting there, still on your chair watching it, and asking, "why? how? Why do you work now?
#62 - localbees (10/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm in an Intro to Java class.   
I have no idea what the 			****		 I'm doing, but I'm still pulling an A.
I'm in an Intro to Java class.
I have no idea what the **** I'm doing, but I'm still pulling an A.
User avatar #59 - illogicalkhan (10/25/2013) [-]
I just startred taking programming 2 years ago and I LOVE it, except the only thing i can make it do is say dirty jokes...
#4 - aulubear (10/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I see Hackers.

****** awesome movie.
User avatar #3 - Shiny (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm aiming for a sysadmin job in the future, and my software engineer father regales to me many horror stories of what it's like to work in an IT environment... I am terrified.
#54 - amsel ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
#10 - theydontlikeu (10/25/2013) [-]
none of those pictures make any sense in the context of what someone does, you must be some kind of retard
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