scare level over 9000. . Brother of the gear.. All he needs to do is make little scratching sound some heavy breathing and the game is set.
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#16 - swagloon (11/17/2013) [-]
All he needs to do is make little scratching sound some heavy breathing and the game is set.
#45 - grandogger (11/17/2013) [-]
he's going for the all-time scare record!
#64 to #47 - vancecore (11/17/2013) [-]
MFW I realize thats the same pic.
MFW I realize thats the same pic.
#32 - mondprinzessin (11/17/2013) [-]
i would never ******* get into that bed ever again
#1 - fluffymittens (11/16/2013) [-]
This is literally, my worst nightmare     
Well that, and spiders ;_;
This is literally, my worst nightmare
Well that, and spiders ;_;
User avatar #4 to #1 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
Get the **** over the spiders,this **** is more brutal.

Spiders are being ******* overused,man the hell up.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
Noes :< spiders are terrifying D:
and how does a girl, man up ...? :3
#30 to #5 - masterboll (11/17/2013) [-]
guise...

its a gurl
#33 to #30 - superfake (11/17/2013) [-]
am i doin it rite
am i doin it rite
User avatar #6 to #5 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes,spiders ARE terrfying,but i think i realised that after ******* posts about it.

Spiders won't 'harm' you if don't bother 'em.Simple as that.

They are bugs searching for a cozy place to make a web and trying to survive.

It's seeks bugs,not humans.If spider ever attacks,it's in self-defense.
User avatar #7 to #6 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
Noes, don't trust the spiders :<<
User avatar #8 to #7 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
Trusting the spiders in wich way?

Spiders are scary?Do you ever think about how spiders see us?Giants that are mega-multiple times larger than them,destroyin most of their terriority,murdering them with an You need to login to view this link there anyway that WE don't scare them?
#9 to #8 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
Lighten the **** up dude.
User avatar #10 to #9 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
Are you even trying to understand what i pointed out?
User avatar #11 to #10 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
Why would I. I dont give a **** about spiders
Just chill out
User avatar #12 to #11 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
''Why would i?''

If you have not red ot at least tried to understand my point,then why even bother joining the conversation?

It's sensless.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
Felt bad for her. I doubt she wants a bunch of info shoved down her throat.
She's obviously not much of a debater.
User avatar #14 to #13 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
This wasn't just for her,it was also for the rest of fj.

P.S.:I'm not thinking about apologizing either,i don't care what gender you are,i'll treat you the same.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
Why would funnyjunk care?
When did I say she needed an apology.
When did I say her gender mattered? Just stated it was a girl.
What are you on about?o.O
User avatar #17 to #15 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
As it appears,i misunderstanded you.

Majoyrity of fj will read it and hopefuly,would come up to that that there won't be as many reposts about spiders as usual.

Again,if you read the start of the thread,you'd understand.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
Since when are spiders reposted? It's a common fear around the world. They're kind of everywhere.
User avatar #19 to #18 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah,they are,but when you see one post reposted over and over again on the base of the same idea,it beating the dead horse.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
What was reposted? This isnt content about spiders.
#21 to #20 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
You really missed the point this time.

#59 to #21 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
ImNotFunnyAtAll is right, you know.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
Rule of the universe #1,012,934,854
Common fears being talked about aren't reposts.
User avatar #23 to #22 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
I was talking about CONTENTS.

Is it that hard to figure it out?
User avatar #25 to #23 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
I only just found out about Funnyjunk two days ago, sorry
User avatar #24 to #23 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (11/17/2013) [-]
This content is about scary monsters not spiders.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
IKR! DD:
Can't have your leg or arm hanging out of duvet either. Monster will grab it :3
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User avatar #56 to #55 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
Pahahahaha, I don't believe you
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User avatar #70 to #1 - commontroll ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Thank you for reminding me of my love for Allison Brie.

Also, spiders aren't so bad honestly. I'm much more scared of scorpions and wasps. Though I am scared of spiders like the brown recluse and funnel spider.
User avatar #81 to #1 - Kairyuka (11/17/2013) [-]
******* spiders. I don't even know why I hate them. I just do. They're fine from an intangible distance, just not in any place where they can reach me ;A;
User avatar #82 to #1 - folkflunky (11/17/2013) [-]
**** .
SPIDERS.
They might be cute n' **** but ************* run after you n' then jump over you and, and, and **** childhood traumas.
**** like this is why I go to a psychologist, god ******* damn it.
User avatar #90 to #1 - fuzzysixx (11/17/2013) [-]
Imagine swimming all nice and peaceful like. Then a bunch of fish just rub against you.
#91 to #1 - crzycuban (11/17/2013) [-]
her shirt says STD yet id still **** her
#49 to #1 - justleaving (11/17/2013) [-]
I had that too but then I watched this movie and from then on I Always think of this when I see a "under-the-bed-scene" and I can't help but laugh my ass off



Seriously, watch till the end, I'm not messing with you, honest!
User avatar #50 to #49 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
Pahaha.
This is just disturbing though :3
#52 to #50 - justleaving (11/17/2013) [-]
But seriously, it Always creeped me out, but after this, no more.
#26 to #1 - sladee (11/17/2013) [-]
thank you for causing this 			****		, it's been a while.
thank you for causing this **** , it's been a while.
User avatar #27 to #26 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
I still don't understand what I did though
User avatar #28 to #27 - sladee (11/17/2013) [-]
That's the best part.
#40 to #1 - llamahunter (11/17/2013) [-]
Cocaine spider not so bad, just likes to get high and devour souls.
Cocaine spider not so bad, just likes to get high and devour souls.
User avatar #72 to #40 - harbingerwolf (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually that spider (6-eyed cave spider) has extremely potent venom.
User avatar #41 to #40 - fluffymittens (11/17/2013) [-]
Ewwww DDDD: It's too much
#31 to #1 - motherfuckingkenji (11/17/2013) [-]
But bro, they're not all bad; some spiders are actually kind of adorable.   
Plus they're really helpful and eat 			****		 that's worse for humans than they are.   
   
Unless you're Australian, then my point is moot.
But bro, they're not all bad; some spiders are actually kind of adorable.
Plus they're really helpful and eat **** that's worse for humans than they are.

Unless you're Australian, then my point is moot.
#75 to #31 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
Jumping spiders are neat!
#88 to #31 - confusedasian (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm ******* terrified of the ones that move like they have nitro cans attached to them.
#95 to #88 - motherfuckingkenji (11/17/2013) [-]
That usually just means they don't spin webs and instead rely on speed to catch prey.   
In some cases (at least where the Huntsman Spider is concerned), that also means they're slightly less likely to be able to do any actual harm to humans.   
Keyword &quot;some&quot;. I mean, the Huntsman can't actually kill the average healthy adult, but their bites will be painful for a while.   
   
That's why I (sort of) love living in Iowa; the most dangerous creatures here are retarded drivers, icy roads and deer. Our spiders and snakes are harmless.
That usually just means they don't spin webs and instead rely on speed to catch prey.
In some cases (at least where the Huntsman Spider is concerned), that also means they're slightly less likely to be able to do any actual harm to humans.
Keyword "some". I mean, the Huntsman can't actually kill the average healthy adult, but their bites will be painful for a while.

That's why I (sort of) love living in Iowa; the most dangerous creatures here are retarded drivers, icy roads and deer. Our spiders and snakes are harmless.
#34 - bomberbib (11/17/2013) [-]
My bed is a couple of matresses stacked up so yea theres no space for anything under there so the cliche ?monster under the bed" never got me when i was a kid. The closet however..
#92 to #34 - Gerex (11/17/2013) [-]

Had to.
User avatar #93 to #92 - bomberbib (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn I should've made that the pic in my comment! Did't come to mind
#79 to #34 - johrny (11/17/2013) [-]
"Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of my closet!"
#43 to #34 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
****		 would sam fisher be doing in your closet?
**** would sam fisher be doing in your closet?
#36 - gammarai (11/17/2013) [-]
A minute of laughter for him, decades of therapy for her... Genius...
#84 to #36 - askdsd (11/17/2013) [-]
all women go through therapy anyway
#3 - andovaredoras (11/16/2013) [-]
There is nothing under my bed. There is nothing under my bed. There is nothing under my bed.
There is nothing under my bed. There is nothing under my bed. There is nothing under my bed.
#67 - cenderer (11/17/2013) [-]
Waiting here...for reaction...of this
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User avatar #38 - darthblam ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Because of **** like Poltergeist it took me years to get over having to JUMP onto my bed so I didn't have to risk getting grabbed by some ******* clown under the bed.
User avatar #48 to #38 - jooby (11/17/2013) [-]
Do the thing they did in Scary Movie 2. You have to rape the clown.
User avatar #37 - swayze (11/17/2013) [-]
Facking night time, my dad is a hunter. he has a full body mount of a brown bear in the basement just outside of my bedroom. I still need a nightlight and I'm 20
User avatar #35 - tiddycats (11/17/2013) [-]
Be having nightmare
> Dark, in random room of some building
> Hear laughing, can't move because dreams just love torturing me in this way
> Lose balance, fall backwards through hole in ground, land on back, look to right, see kids face with demonic smile and black eyes in crack in the wall.
> Wake up, still not all there mentally, pillow blocking me from seeing the wall in my room
> Can't move, body still sleep-paralyzed
> Panicking like **** until I can finally move the damn pillow and see there is nothing there.
My dreams scare me more than anything else ever has.
#51 to #35 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
You're full of **** .
#2 - fdgdv (11/16/2013) [-]
Needing therapy in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..
User avatar #87 - Das (11/17/2013) [-]
The thing about this type of scaring is that while the payoff is gold, you're very likely going to get kicked in the face...hard. Trust me, it's happened. Still worth it, would do again.
#85 - askdsd (11/17/2013) [-]
0/10 that's obviously not his girlfriend

this is
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