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User avatar #18 - chaoticlaw
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Conclusion: Be an asshole.


To everyone.


All the time.


Everywhere.
#183 to #18 - anon id: 0be66b29
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And don't take any free stuff
User avatar #296 to #18 - hattheifbatman
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Even in the bathroom

Also, don't take free stuff from strangers
Amen
#365 to #18 - fistoftheaxis
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Comment Picture
User avatar #26 to #18 - Blackrain
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Sad but true, and also lift. I've never been messed with when I travel.
#2 - buttwhy
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(07/22/2014) [-]
tfw i'll never have to worry about this
User avatar #23 to #2 - smashingtonic
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Or the pretty woman one
#63 to #2 - hattheifbatman
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**hattheifbatman rolled image**
#182 to #2 - anon id: 7277b930
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Your face is a sign with a rose and some notes about not being scammed? Cool.
User avatar #191 to #182 - gitanisme
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(07/23/2014) [-]
that feel when
#223 to #2 - unholyjebus
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Just think of it as keeping one step ahead of them.
#192 to #2 - drizztrocks
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>Give Rose to GF.
>Walk Away with out paying.
>Gave the rose so it's not stealing.
>Goml Kid.
User avatar #109 to #2 - beren
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Also came across this one in Venice on my honeymoon last year. Literally forced it into the hand of my wife, at which point I took it and tried to force it back. He refused. That is, until I just started to walk away with it.
#287 to #2 - hemming
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This happend to me, he gave her like 10 flowers and then asked me for money, when i gave him like less than 1 euro and he just gave me a death stare, took 9 of the flowers back and walked away angry. We laughed like ****
#163 to #2 - brainix
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Was at rome couple a months ago with my girlfriend, and this **** happened. He wanted like 20 euros or something. Talked him out and owned him and only payed 70 cents or something and still got the rose.
User avatar #321 to #163 - erpetrich
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I used to live in Rome and went out quite a bit, these guys come over to us all the time even though there clearly aren't any woman around. One of the came up to a friend , offered the rose and my friend answered "Find me a girl and I'll pay for all of them" he never came back....
#345 to #321 - spceinvdr
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#67 - kibbleking
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>wear trench coat with lots of pockets
>have enormous hat to store your valuables
>be naked under trench coat
>fill pockets with flexible rubber dildos
>when you catch a pickpocket throw off your trench coat and chase them around with your erect penis
>profit
#199 to #67 - anon id: 92a98848
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first time I actually laughed at a comment here in a long while. Thumbs to you
#234 to #67 - anon id: 7dbd02ba
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are you implying flexible rubber dildos are not valuables?
#467 to #234 - hellol
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Lube.
#245 to #67 - anon id: 18551273
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>Chase pickpocket around corner
>Run into cop
>You get arrested
>yfw you spent rest of life in foreign jail
User avatar #250 to #245 - kibbleking
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>Chase pickpocket around corner
>Run into a cop
>impale cop on my erect penis
>screaming onlookers
>continue to chase after him with dead cop on my 6ft dick
>he's cornered
>walk slowly toward him
>he pulls something out of his pocket
>uhoh.jpg
cont.
User avatar #252 to #250 - kibbleking
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>it's a small figurine of shrek
>it starts to grow
>pickpocket chants "shrek is love, shrek is life"
>Shrek is dreck I say, but to no avail
>it's shrek
>he rips me in two and violently sodomizes my upper half and then shoves my head up my lower half's asshole
>pepsi
User avatar #322 to #252 - theflamingfire
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(07/23/2014) [-]
What the hell did I just read
User avatar #349 to #322 - spceinvdr
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(07/23/2014) [-]
a love story that's still better than twilight
#262 to #245 - aerosol
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(07/23/2014) [-]
tfw they feel a dick in my breast pocket
#3 - pissyassthree
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(07/22/2014) [-]
if some bitch ran up and tossed a baby at me i would try to hackysack that little mother ****
#476 to #3 - pissyassthree
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(07/23/2014) [-]
stay classy folks
#454 to #3 - incognitoad
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Jokes on them, I have reflexes like a cat.
Jokes on them, I have reflexes like a cat.
User avatar #134 to #3 - hazardpay
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in all honesty you might not unless you get prepared for it so use this alternative, just spin like a beyblade and run with the baby in a direction away from them (doll or not)
User avatar #308 to #134 - snowshark
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Whilst screaming:

"YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO SCAM ME!"
User avatar #162 to #3 - skaffanl
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(07/23/2014) [-]
You should try running away with it. Then you scammed them of their fake baby!
#280 to #3 - ninjaspawn
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(07/23/2014) [-]
throw the fake baby back at her, then pick her pocket.
throw the fake baby back at her, then pick her pocket.
User avatar #7 - nevergetsdubs
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(07/22/2014) [-]
-And they will pick-pocket you x935
HOLY **** DO you have to be stupid to be pickpocketed.....
i've traveled US and Europe a lot, and never gotten anything stolen from me....
i've seen it happen right infront of me and its like "how oblivious are you you stupid fat ****? maybe if you didnt have 7 fat rolls between your bone/muscle and that pocket you'd feel the ******** hand in there..."
User avatar #201 to #7 - defeats
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When I was last in Paris with my family, we were on the underground train. There are thousands people down there, all trying to cram into these small trains. You can see the gangs of pickpockets and they'll pick the most tourist looking people and surround them on the train. You're all in there shoulder to shoulder and the train is moving so quickly that everybody is swaying side to side.

You might think that you're safe with your pockets zipped up or with Velcro but the pickpocket will have his friends behind you or beside you constantly unzipping things.

I never had anything stolen because my bag was locked with a small padlock, and my phone, tickets and wallet were in the pockets with my hands in them. But I could feel these guys rummaging through my other pockets.

When getting off the train they pretend to be in a rush getting off so they can push you and shoulder barge passed you while they or their friends pickpocket you farther. (Because when getting off you're more likely to have your hands free for balance, grabbing railings etc)

I've never had anything stolen, nobody from my family has as far as we know, maybe that was a rookie group, but it is very easy for people to pickpocket you.
User avatar #62 to #7 - srskate
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I steal my friends phones sometimes, Just to see if they notice. It's about 50-50
User avatar #409 to #62 - xgreenmaidenx
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I do that too with my moms wallet.
But I'm not as good as you I guess, it's 75% I get caught and a 25% it's successful.
User avatar #493 to #409 - srskate
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Pretty fun though, huh.
#130 to #7 - docvolto
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I went to a seminar once where a professional pick-pocket took a guys tie off and put it on himself while keeping eye-contact the entire time. The man ended up sitting down and not noticing until half way through the seminar.

Nothing is impossible.
#40 to #7 - theonlytinman
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You are ******* retarded. If you find it so easy to not get pick-pocketed, that advice was clearly not for you. I also think that you need to get pick-pocketed to see what its like. It doesnt take much. Someone bumping into you hard so you're just focused on that shoulder pain, and the asshole who bumped becomes extremely distracting, but his buddy was behind you taking your wallet.
You are ******* retarded. If you find it so easy to not get pick-pocketed, that advice was clearly not for you. I also think that you need to get pick-pocketed to see what its like. It doesnt take much. Someone bumping into you hard so you're just focused on that shoulder pain, and the asshole who bumped becomes extremely distracting, but his buddy was behind you taking your wallet.
#52 to #40 - DeathOne
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My mom once had her ******* phone stolen at the market. From her purse. IT WOULD TAKES US A FEW MINUTES TO FIND IT, AND THIS GUY STOLE IT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING!

What's worse is that she was using my phone while I was testing this iPhone knock-off dad brought from China. (This is before we knew what knock-offs were). That thing was so bad, you could crash it by swiping a picture, and pressing the home button. Was stuck with the knockoff for another year or two.
But then again, nobody could use the knockoff since the touchscreen was very difficult to use.
#12 to #7 - exceeding
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People always think they are impossible to pickpocket.
People always think they are impossible to pickpocket.
User avatar #22 to #12 - Relinies
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Tight pockets and some attention. Plus, I always keep my things in my side pockets rather than my back.
User avatar #455 to #22 - hydraetis
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Gypsies are god damn professionals. Having really tight pockets may help, but it does not ensure that your **** is safe.
#143 to #22 - anon id: 98300170
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(07/23/2014) [-]
It isn't that hard, yeah. Some people are born to get pickpocket.
#50 to #22 - anon id: 1daa75c1
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>Zippers on your pockets
>ggnore

Also mfw I get off a bus into London and my friend has his IPhone basically hanging out his pocket
User avatar #117 to #12 - lordofpenis
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If you've got tight pockets and thin clothing then pickpocketing is difficult. I know because I have tight clothes (thnx gym, these clothes used to be loose).

Never been pick pocketed in Europe or Asia. That being said, I know how easy it is to pickpocket. It's just harder when the person is wearing tight clothing.
User avatar #383 to #12 - capslockrage
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That's because pickpocketing doesn't happen in real life like it does in the movies, and there isn't anybody that can just pickpocket people without them noticing.
User avatar #288 to #12 - greedtheavaricious
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I've never been pickpocketed before, mainly because I always have my stuff in my front pocket, as well as my hands most of the time

And I always take another wallet with me, with my temporary ID Card and just ten bucks when I go out drinking.
#242 to #12 - anon id: f787251f
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Well, I dont think that it is impossible to pickpocket me but its to hard for this scum. I check my wallet, keys and smartphone every few seconds and I feel all of them the whole time. Especially when people are close to me I focus on the feeling of my valuables. And you know what? Once in Madrid (Spain) someone tried to take my wallet and I felt it and shove him away and told him to gtfo what he than did.
#227 to #12 - anon id: a838362b
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its surprisingly easy to pickpocket and be pick pocketed. Which is the reason i always twist my wallet up in my pocket so that is much harder to get to, as well as not wearing underwear so if they grab in my pocket the may also get a handful of cock haha
#193 to #12 - anon id: dae018d8
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I wear skinny jeans
User avatar #194 to #193 - exceeding
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I hope you got the ass for it
#113 to #12 - anon id: b601dd90
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I'm pretty impossible to pickpocket, because literally all of my possessions are chained to my purse, which is under a closed flap at all times, which my arm is always over. They would have to have hands tinier than babies to sneak it in there and not make it blatantly obvious.
On top of that, my wallet has a few zippers and a few snaps on it, and I keep everything in different pockets.
User avatar #16 - guardianranger
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>Wallet on ground
>check inside front of pants for wallet
>wait for free handjob.
#248 to #16 - anon id: 18551273
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But.. I keep my wallet there normaly D:
#69 - deadinferno
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MFW someone tries the fake baby one on me
MFW someone tries the fake baby one on me
#443 to #69 - anon id: 92128691
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*real baby
#255 to #69 - gisuar
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i expected the darksouls gif
User avatar #71 - klokwork
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(07/23/2014) [-]
You managed to completely obliterate my trust in all people within 5 minutes.
Bravo.
#106 to #71 - ciacheczko
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You read this in 5 minutes?
You read this in 5 minutes?
User avatar #307 to #106 - deathstare
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it shocked me too
#4 - jackryandyck
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Moral of the story don't go to Paris.
User avatar #312 to #4 - zedong
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Go to Norway! You will be robbed, but you know it, because you pay 5$ for 0.5 L of beer in stores (almost same price for soda or bottled water). Same is for everything else, expensive for poor inferior non-Norwegians. A normal meal at a restaurant would be about 50$+.

Master race Norwegians can handle this, Europeans and Americans feel robbed.
User avatar #347 to #312 - spceinvdr
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Well yeah of course I can go down the street right now and get a ******* gigantic plate of Barbeque with free refills on soda for like 8-15 bucks depending on what you order.
User avatar #6 to #4 - thatoldhorse
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or Europe.
#32 to #6 - vorarephilia
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or anywhere.
User avatar #66 to #32 - sardinez
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canada!
#177 to #66 - anon id: 38bd02e1
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bears
User avatar #209 to #177 - killerliquid
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You'll almost never see a bear in Toronto
User avatar #276 to #209 - gatorade
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Killer Moose
User avatar #277 to #276 - killerliquid
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***** Toronto is a city

aint' not moose here
User avatar #279 to #277 - gatorade
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***** it's Canada, there are killer moose everywhere.

Source: Maine/Canada Moose defense squad. "Semper Mooselis"
User avatar #284 to #279 - killerliquid
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We've all but eliminated the Semper Mooselis from the city.

I'm right at the city border for if anything were to happen
User avatar #430 to #6 - neokun
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Or worldwide.
User avatar #431 to #430 - thatoldhorse
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yeah stay inside its better there
#202 to #6 - anon id: 81cae049
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I live in Denmark and i've never had any trouble with any of these
#226 to #202 - anon id: af20f997
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I've visited half of Europe and lived in two countries there and my conclusion is: this post is ********. Northen Europe is safe as ****, Western Europe as well as long as you take a bit care in the capitals (mainly Paris and Amsterdam) but you also have to take care at home anyway.
#58 - fuckyouiamcat
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As a blonde American living in Peru, I get this **** all the time. I've been pickpocketed once and had all my **** stolen by force twice.    
   
Some other scams are a little kid crying and asking you to take him to some address he has on a paper. If you take him to said address, there's a gang waiting for you.   
   
Another is a little old lady asking you to help her cross the street. When you accept, she clings to one of your arms for support. Some strong guy will come and take your bag while you've got the lady attached to your arm.    
   
MFW idiot people who want to take my money.
As a blonde American living in Peru, I get this **** all the time. I've been pickpocketed once and had all my **** stolen by force twice.

Some other scams are a little kid crying and asking you to take him to some address he has on a paper. If you take him to said address, there's a gang waiting for you.

Another is a little old lady asking you to help her cross the street. When you accept, she clings to one of your arms for support. Some strong guy will come and take your bag while you've got the lady attached to your arm.

MFW idiot people who want to take my money.
User avatar #123 to #58 - mendelevium
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I bet if guns were legal there that wouldn't be happening.
Just saying.
User avatar #151 to #123 - ljxjlos
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Obviously not...people would just get your stuff at gunpoint in that case.
#190 to #151 - drizztrocks
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The reason **** like this happens alot less in America is because you'll get shot out here. Guns are legal *****, don't ***** with the Hoover Street ******* 304-692-444 Ventura street Blood Mafia Syndicate Crip Disciples *****. We don't ***** around.
User avatar #157 to #151 - alexkarino
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>implying they don't already.
User avatar #158 to #157 - ljxjlos
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I don´t know about other countries, but it nearly never happens in germany...
User avatar #204 to #151 - mendelevium
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Clearly you dont understand how gun laws work.
They dont give just anyone a gun.
#268 to #204 - anon id: 15b539f9
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Yeah, it's impossible to bypass a psychological evaluation, and people who have no serious criminal background cannot possibly use a gun irresponsibly or for criminal activity.
User avatar #205 to #204 - ljxjlos
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What country are you talking about? Because in america that´s basically how it is.
User avatar #207 to #205 - mendelevium
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k m8, good luck with that.

#232 to #58 - anon id: b9ddefae
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Taser the bitch.
#432 to #58 - greenpyro
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Peruvian here, and let me say that I used to be a pickpocket, among other things, when I was a kid. So of course you don't need me to tell you this, but the fact that you're different than everyone else, you stand out, thus making you a target for theft/assault. Like most developing countries, we tend to view Americans, or white people in general as being automatically rich, and gullible. So even outside of Peru, you'll still be targeted, you just need to learn the tricks, and also be an asshole or become heartless when it comes to sob stories or beggars. Oh and being tall or built also helps, intimidation will get you freebies a lot. Peruvians tend not to be big or strong anyways. Sorry to hear that you've been targeted a lot though
#489 to #432 - fuckyouiamcat
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Thanks for your sympathy. I don't get targeted as much as I used to. Someone told me recently, "There's a difference between a dumb tourist and a foreigner who lives in that country."

That cuy-for-a-mouse in your pic just made me splurt inca kola out of my nose. Thanks!
User avatar #490 to #489 - greenpyro
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No prob. Eventually people notice you're now a local and not a tourist so they'll mess with you less. Just don't wander the big cities at night alone....or go out during huge soccer games. Idk why be **** hits the fan when that happens
#270 to #58 - ninjaspawn
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you see instead of taking the little kid to the address you either kidnap them or take them to the police.

as for this little old lady you pick her up and swing her at this strong bag stealing guy or get like a purse with straps of steel