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User avatar #18 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Conclusion: Be an asshole.


To everyone.


All the time.


Everywhere.
#2 - buttwhy (07/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
tfw i'll never have to worry about this
#67 - kibbleking (07/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>wear trench coat with lots of pockets
>have enormous hat to store your valuables
>be naked under trench coat
>fill pockets with flexible rubber dildos
>when you catch a pickpocket throw off your trench coat and chase them around with your erect penis
>profit
#3 - pissyassthree (07/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
if some bitch ran up and tossed a baby at me i would try to hackysack that little mother ****
User avatar #7 - nevergetsdubs (07/22/2014) [+] (20 replies)
-And they will pick-pocket you x935
HOLY **** DO you have to be stupid to be pickpocketed.....
i've traveled US and Europe a lot, and never gotten anything stolen from me....
i've seen it happen right infront of me and its like "how oblivious are you you stupid fat **** ? maybe if you didnt have 7 fat rolls between your bone/muscle and that pocket you'd feel the ******** hand in there..."
#12 to #7 - exceeding (07/23/2014) [-]
People always think they are impossible to pickpocket.
People always think they are impossible to pickpocket.
User avatar #16 - guardianranger (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Wallet on ground
>check inside front of pants for wallet
>wait for free handjob.
#69 - deadinferno (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
MFW someone tries the fake baby one on me
MFW someone tries the fake baby one on me
User avatar #71 - klokwork (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You managed to completely obliterate my trust in all people within 5 minutes.
Bravo.
#4 - jackryandyck (07/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Moral of the story don't go to Paris.
User avatar #6 to #4 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
or Europe.
#58 - fuckyouiamcat (07/23/2014) [+] (14 replies)
As a blonde American living in Peru, I get this 						****					 all the time. I've been pickpocketed once and had all my 						****					 stolen by force twice.    
   
Some other scams are a little kid crying and asking you to take him to some address he has on a paper. If you take him to said address, there's a gang waiting for you.   
   
Another is a little old lady asking you to help her cross the street. When you accept, she clings to one of your arms for support. Some strong guy will come and take your bag while you've got the lady attached to your arm.    
   
MFW idiot people who want to take my money.
As a blonde American living in Peru, I get this **** all the time. I've been pickpocketed once and had all my **** stolen by force twice.

Some other scams are a little kid crying and asking you to take him to some address he has on a paper. If you take him to said address, there's a gang waiting for you.

Another is a little old lady asking you to help her cross the street. When you accept, she clings to one of your arms for support. Some strong guy will come and take your bag while you've got the lady attached to your arm.

MFW idiot people who want to take my money.
#119 - solarisofcelestia (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm not travelling anymore.
User avatar #115 - ButtonFly (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
A man once tried to pick my pocket when I was riding home on the subway. The problem for him was that while there are pockets on the outside of the jacket, there are also pockets on the inside and those are the ones I use.
So he found his hand in a very empty pocket. This is a rather thin jacket so I felt him reach in. It was too crowded to see who the perpetrator was so I reached in to the same pocket and grabbed his hand before he could escape and sunk my fingernails into him. Then I merely waited until I spotted a face nearby with that traitorous look of pain.
User avatar #61 - hattheifbatman (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Put poop in all your pockets except for your secret pocket in your hat or fedora
#57 - thesnake (07/23/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I'm not saying Canadians are the master race, but I didn't see any of a certain flag up there.
I'm not saying Canadians are the master race, but I didn't see any of a certain flag up there.
User avatar #111 - theladystrangler (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
tl;dr verison: Don't trust Gypsies
#189 - alucord (07/23/2014) [-]
*world wide
#30 - allamericandude (07/23/2014) [-]
The ring thing happened to me in Paris a couple of years ago. Not once, but twice. On opposite sides of the same bridge. We nearly fell for it the first time (he gave us the ring for free, but then came back asking for money for a coffee or something). When the second guy tried it, we just laughed.   
   
The deaf petition thing also happened while we were there.   
   
Damn, come to think of it, Paris was more 						******					 up than I thought. It was just one giant tourist trap filled with scammers. Pretty buildings though.
The ring thing happened to me in Paris a couple of years ago. Not once, but twice. On opposite sides of the same bridge. We nearly fell for it the first time (he gave us the ring for free, but then came back asking for money for a coffee or something). When the second guy tried it, we just laughed.

The deaf petition thing also happened while we were there.

Damn, come to think of it, Paris was more ****** up than I thought. It was just one giant tourist trap filled with scammers. Pretty buildings though.
User avatar #20 - Tyranitar (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My cousin told a story about how he thwarted a pickpocket by putting thumbtacks in his pockets while he was on vacation, and during a scam (can't remember what it was), he heard "Ow!" behind him and felt a hand leaving his pocket quickly. He thought it was the funniest thing ever, he wasn't even mad.
#236 - jacobomexicano (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I live in Rome, and the throne baby one was attempted on me. I had heard about it already, so when this lady eyed me, I knew it was my time to shine. She makes a beeline for me and tosses the doll wrapped in a blanket right to me like a lateral pass, so I promptly jumped in the air and windmill-jammed it into the trash can next to me. The look of horror on her face was priceless
User avatar #129 - yuvesh (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
1. fill pockets with cooked spaghetti
2. go to tourist spot
3. keep touching pockets like your keeping something important in them
4. get pickpocketed
5. make a scene, scream "MY NUTRIENTS", collapse onto the floor and go into the fetal position
6.????
7. profit
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