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#2 - leafonthewind (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#4 - helenwheels (05/11/2014) [+] (30 replies)
I get that you guys hate vegans.
But don't pretend like the pig had a happy life.
#1 - include (05/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Vegans FW.
Vegans FW.
#6 - Coolinbny (05/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Probably an unpopular opinion, but here it goes...
While I like bacon, I really don't think it's that great. Breakfast sausage, for example, is better in my opinon. I feel like most people kinda get all excited for bacon because everyone else gets excited for it. Bacon is good and all, but I don't think it's so amazing that we should base a large portion of our food culture around it. People, from what I see, get excited for bacon because everyone else does and those people then make other people falsely excited for bacon and so on. It's almost like a form of mass hysteria, but with bacon. Also, I kinda feel like, in that respect, and this is totally off topic that Lamborghini is the bacon of the car world. Sure, they're awesome, but I feel like people like Lambos simply because everyone else likes them.

Tl;dr - Of course you have many people that are die-hard fans of anything and everything, but I don't think as many people truly love bacon or anything else popular for that matter as they would have you believe.
#16 - therealslimdavey (05/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Except the pig was more than likely farmed inside a large warehouse with hundreds if not thousands of other pigs. He/she probably had very little room. And was probably fed some kind of bio-engineered pellet.

Still delicious regardless though.

#15 - badjojobeans (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What do you call a Vegan that wanks?   
   
A non dairy creamer.
What do you call a Vegan that wanks?

A non dairy creamer.


#73 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
IM CRYING OMG
#29 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Are you with us, or against us?!"
#31 to #29 - plwmar ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
So...vegans are sith...
#70 - asmodeu (05/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Although I am not a vegan, vegetarian or vaginian, I like salad more than bacon.
I believe bacon is overrated and that they usually put too many tons of salt on one single nano-metric piece of bacon.
#103 - mrjunebug (05/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Pigs, cows, and chickens live a horrible life. I admit, i'm a carnivore and I ******* devour meat. But denying that the animals we eat suffered is ******* stupid. Lets just say, they suffered a very tasty juicy delicious grilled barbeque slathered death.
User avatar #106 - thijsofbodom (05/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
idk man, I like a good salad more than bacon, it's too salty and I prefer almost any kind of normal meat over bacon.
it's just not that great
#122 to #106 - brisineo (05/11/2014) [-]
In my honest opinion, bacon is only good if it's done RIGHT. That cheap factory stuff they put on your sandwich at Subway is mediocre at best. The thick, baked, high quality stuff that melts in your mouth is harder to find, but it's oh so worth it. (also there's a noticeable taste difference between factory and free range meat that applies here as well)

It's also best used complimenting something else. So putting that on a very juicy homemade burger with grilled mushrooms and onion or a salad with spinach, apple, and grated swiss cheese with some poppy seed dressing, and you got yourself something amazing.
#93 - mikoli (05/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
not a even a vegetarian here but i can almost guarantee that that pig was not roaming around outside most of its life it was probably cramped hoof to hoof in a sty before being taken to slaughter in one of these. i understand the guy was joking, but still. i usually try not to think about what i'm eating
#46 - macbookfan (05/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Could somebody please explain exactly what the **** people mean by triggers?
User avatar #48 to #46 - vikingesnumerouno (05/11/2014) [-]
People with real triggers, like rape victims, get very sad and/or get flashbacks and **** if anyone around them misuse the word rape, uses it very loosely or in poor taste jokes

idk how the **** anyone can really get emotionally triggered seeing other people eat bacon though.
User avatar #3 - vetis (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I do love seeing stuff like this, because you know the vegan saw the picture and could have just huffed and puffed to themselves, but they actually took time out of their day to read everything everyone else had to say about it instead and had to start an argument about it. It gets me tingly in my pants just thinking about it.
#117 - furiousmarshmellow (05/11/2014) [-]
You know, plants are classified as "living organisms."   
   
So, technically, plants are living things, too.
You know, plants are classified as "living organisms."

So, technically, plants are living things, too.
#39 - aqwtg (05/11/2014) [-]
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#37 - anotheroneonearth (05/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#87 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
....   
now I feel bad for vegetables
....
now I feel bad for vegetables
User avatar #89 to #87 - princessren (05/11/2014) [-]
oops...I was logged out
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