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Tales where yen lest the tune‘
sbe me 15
ijust got first
inn runescapeo
ige an a date in falador park
areal romantic n ****
ietms guy Mmes up to us and asks what we are doling
ism tells him
ii beckon him to leave
it'll i kwe her
ietms guy says he will pay her to leave me
Her him
ii laugh at him
ism says sit
ism left me fer
little piece of me died that day,
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#5 - fridginator (08/07/2014) [-]
>9 years old or something   
>Playing runescape around lvl 30 ( I don't really remember)   
> I hear rumours about a free earthstaff deep down in wilderness   
>My journey begins   
> In low levels of wilderness i meet a bit higher lvl "pkpkpkpk01"   
> pkpkpkpk01 tells me he will help me achieve the earthstaff   
> Finally reach the earthstaff and i eagerly pick it up   
> pkpkpkpk01 turns to me, whips out his scimitar and starts slashing me   
> he hits me for 10, i hit him for 5-6   
> I die. pkpkpkpk01 steals my earthstaff and all my gold   
>mfw   
>Never played runescape again   
   
Later I realized that pk stands for playerkiller
>9 years old or something
>Playing runescape around lvl 30 ( I don't really remember)
> I hear rumours about a free earthstaff deep down in wilderness
>My journey begins
> In low levels of wilderness i meet a bit higher lvl "pkpkpkpk01"
> pkpkpkpk01 tells me he will help me achieve the earthstaff
> Finally reach the earthstaff and i eagerly pick it up
> pkpkpkpk01 turns to me, whips out his scimitar and starts slashing me
> he hits me for 10, i hit him for 5-6
> I die. pkpkpkpk01 steals my earthstaff and all my gold
>mfw
>Never played runescape again

Later I realized that pk stands for playerkiller
#20 - platinuminfernape (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm surprised no one's posted this yet.
#2 - hopate (08/07/2014) [-]
**hopate rolled image** n00b
User avatar #8 - ldnelson (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You should be thankful. That guy taught you a very valuable lesson about women that day and it didn't cost you anything in real life
#1 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** fawk
**anonymous rolled image** fawk
#9 to #1 - toppone (08/07/2014) [-]
Wow, sauce with a rolled gif, hot damn.
Wow, sauce with a rolled gif, hot damn.
#28 - lolwtfdairyqueen (08/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Just got 99 woodcutting
>told all my runefriends I was going to get into PKing
>they all laugh because I've only really played PvP minigames and never staked.
(If there were a Jewdos god or something I'd be following him)
>I've got plenty of money from woodcutting
>My set
-Zerker helm
-rockshell body
-d legs/boots
-amulet of str
-combat bracelet
-ring of duelling
-Whip/rune defender (best at time)
-Spec weapon is the legendary 32 mil Dragon claws I blew bank on
>Get in wildy, first double kill
>full bandos w/dclaws rusher ganks me
>"OH **** **** **** **** **** " Turn on protect item prayer
>spawn in lumby
>Dragon platelegs sitting in my inventory
>turn off computer
>go outside
>cry on my swingset
>never log in again
#48 - ihaveablackfrend (08/07/2014) [-]
>be level 50 RS try hard   
>obsession with mining and smithing   
>in mining guild grinding coal spawns   
>random event occurs where pickaxe head flies off   
>don't realize it and go afk for 30min   
>log back in and find that I'm holding a wooden pickaxe handle with no rune head   
>			****		me.jpg   
>go to bank to get cash to buy a new rune pickaxe   
>only have 8k   
>rune pickaxe cost 25k   
>			****		mex2.jpg   
>get a genious idea   
>sit in fally bank saying, "selling woopin' stick 100k"   
>noob approaches convinced that woopin' stick is a rare item   
>sorry ass noob buys the wood handle (woopin' stick) remaining from my destroyed pickaxe for 100k    
>MFW I realize mining is boring and scamming is much more entertaining
>be level 50 RS try hard
>obsession with mining and smithing
>in mining guild grinding coal spawns
>random event occurs where pickaxe head flies off
>don't realize it and go afk for 30min
>log back in and find that I'm holding a wooden pickaxe handle with no rune head
> **** me.jpg
>go to bank to get cash to buy a new rune pickaxe
>only have 8k
>rune pickaxe cost 25k
> ****
mex2.jpg
>get a genious idea
>sit in fally bank saying, "selling woopin' stick 100k"
>noob approaches convinced that woopin' stick is a rare item
>sorry ass noob buys the wood handle (woopin' stick) remaining from my destroyed pickaxe for 100k
>MFW I realize mining is boring and scamming is much more entertaining
User avatar #33 - themassivefail (08/07/2014) [-]
Dude. 25K is 25k. I'd make a female character, take you out on a nice candlelit dinner, see a romcom, go ice skating, cruise through the mountains in a convertible on a warm clear night, far from any lights. Watch as the sunrise over the peaks, creating a wonderful spectrum of colours and the perfect amount of morning dew as it glistens off the mountainside, while enjoying a premade breakfast picnic on top of a grassy hill under a lone tree...

But suddenly there's a rustle in the bush.
"25k 2 leave 4 me".
"Kk"
#30 - CXJokerXD (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Bitches ain't **** , but Hoes and Tricks.
#36 - alfrebecht (08/07/2014) [-]
How I lost the one:

> Bastard took the blue pill
#42 - koricriador (08/07/2014) [-]
>Be me at 13
>Complete n00b at something called GaiaOnline
>Play zOMG for the first time
>Be good at it
>Fall in love with a random girl with pink hair
>She talks to me for 5 minutes and loves me back
>Date for 5 minutes
>Slow at typing
>cant tell her that I love her fast enough
>She leaves the server and I never see her again
>MFW I found her later while searching for a friend
>MFW her profile hasn't been updated in 3 years and it says she killed herself
#37 - rongdisk (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me, 13, 2008, golden years of runescape   
>Still level 70 or so   
>Really bad at making money   
>Decide to chill at the top of the wizard tower with the lesser demon on top   
>People afk splash training on it   
>Drunken gnome appears   
>Starts attacking one of the guys afk training   
>Only two other people, also afk   
>After a few minutes he dies   
>PANIC CLICK TO THE MAX   
>Revel in my full addy   
>Pause for a moment   
>I sit motionless as I stare at a stack of coins, white text.. 736k   
>Lose my 			****		, tell my friends about it via PM   
>We all hyped as 			****		   
>Decide, 			****		 it IM GOING TO GO PKING! Rich as 			****		 why not   
>Go to bank, full addy rune scimmy, sword fish for days   
>Get in a fight   
>Die so fast its sad   
>Ohwell.jpeg   
>Im still up 736k   
>Go back to bank    
>....no   
>Only 22k in my bank   
>Left the cash stack on me and died
>Be me, 13, 2008, golden years of runescape
>Still level 70 or so
>Really bad at making money
>Decide to chill at the top of the wizard tower with the lesser demon on top
>People afk splash training on it
>Drunken gnome appears
>Starts attacking one of the guys afk training
>Only two other people, also afk
>After a few minutes he dies
>PANIC CLICK TO THE MAX
>Revel in my full addy
>Pause for a moment
>I sit motionless as I stare at a stack of coins, white text.. 736k
>Lose my **** , tell my friends about it via PM
>We all hyped as ****
>Decide, **** it IM GOING TO GO PKING! Rich as **** why not
>Go to bank, full addy rune scimmy, sword fish for days
>Get in a fight
>Die so fast its sad
>Ohwell.jpeg
>Im still up 736k
>Go back to bank
>....no
>Only 22k in my bank
>Left the cash stack on me and died
User avatar #13 - temporalguardian (08/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That moment when I always play female champs in mmo's for precisely this.

neckbeards and kids be throwin their money for dat night elf ass.
#7 - keybladewarrior (08/07/2014) [-]
>Back when I was 10
>Playing Runescape with cousin and sister
>Find gril
>Somehow becomes gf
>she kept going places
>Message her, "where the hell are you?"
>catch up to her and she asks for Diamond ring
>Omg this is happening so fast.
>Search begins
>Lost her again and asks where the hell are you?
>Cousin warns me stop saying that or she'll leave me
>too late
>catch up to her again she with another player.
>mfw i didnt waste any gold on a ring.
User avatar #4 - antiponiesuser (08/07/2014) [-]
-be me
-be 18
-be w/ gurl
-be in the holidays
-gonna ask her out
-she tells me other one asked her out /what to do
-betafag
-sai I dunno
-she goes to prom w/him
User avatar #44 - thefates (08/07/2014) [-]
Who else is hyped for legacy mode to return the old combat system but keep the new content? It might even make me renew my membership.
#41 - twentyseconds (08/07/2014) [-]
When you decide to mess with people by changing your character to female and **** gets real.
#40 - twentyseconds (08/07/2014) [-]
Ahh the life lessons Runescape teaches you. There's Being scammed, Scamming others, Tragic deaths, losing your most valuable possessions, the rise and fall of prices similar to stocks, and defiantly about hoes. Runescape = Life
#39 - Glitched (08/07/2014) [-]
Be me
>Be 19
>Find perfect girl
>10/10 Ex Miss Teen USA
>She is 10 year older me
>Flirt
>Lay the pipe...
>She leaves me for her husband
>Play hide the wiener with her daughter 10 years later
>I ain't even mad she left me.......anymore
#3 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
inb4 BuyingGF.jpg
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