rood. . CVT) If you tell mete "go deeper" and my I pelvis already touching you... U just rude as hell You know good n well I dun ran outta dick. if a women says to you during sex 'deeper!' look her right in the eyes and say 'tighter'
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If you tell mete "go deeper" and my I
pelvis already touching you... U just
rude as hell
You know good n well I dun ran
outta dick
...
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Submitted: 08/01/2014
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User avatar #2 - phoenix grinder (08/02/2014) [+] (14 replies)
if a women says to you during sex 'deeper!' look her right in the eyes and say 'tighter'
User avatar #11 - nazrix (08/02/2014) [+] (13 replies)
i once said that to my bf, and he replied "what, did ya think i'm holding on to half a dick for valentines?" it's funnier in my native language
#16 - rokkai (08/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #1 - klick ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I always just say harder.
User avatar #19 to #12 - Encarna (08/02/2014) [-]
"Well your performance up to this point has been lack luster at best."
#25 - helion (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"i din dun diddily dont have no more dick"
User avatar #34 - TigerMann (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My virgin brain assumed this was someone who was tired of Inception jokes
#10 - evanxzile (08/02/2014) [-]
Fist her, you idiot!
#56 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My GF doesnt say that because Im enough for her
User avatar #66 to #56 - sunshineinsanity (08/02/2014) [-]
My girlfriend doesn't say that because I don't have a girlfriend.
User avatar #22 - hashtronaut (08/02/2014) [+] (19 replies)
so, now people can just quote tumblr posts and get 300+ ?

i love this site, but this site can really sit on its own balls sometimes
User avatar #24 to #22 - horsecrab ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** about thumbs, I come here for funny stuff. Tumblr or not this post was pretty funny.
#72 - doctorque (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
So informative.
#70 - crazyoljew (08/02/2014) [-]
"dun ran outta dick"
"dun ran outta dick"
#94 - Brodyjguy (08/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've done all I can.
I've done all I can.
#41 - dross (08/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Yeah and then you lift their legs up and they complain when you bounce off their cervix or make them feel like they're about to piss themselves...   
   
'Harder' is fine.
Yeah and then you lift their legs up and they complain when you bounce off their cervix or make them feel like they're about to piss themselves...

'Harder' is fine.
User avatar #52 - reican ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
not her fault you're impotent and can't get a proper wood
#55 to #52 - imtryingmybest (08/02/2014) [-]
what do you want him to do? get a dick implant?
#96 - nightmaren (08/02/2014) [-]
mfw they say go deeper but I'm out of dick
User avatar #89 - thebritishguy (08/02/2014) [-]
This ************* been sleeping with Leonardo Di Caprio
#57 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image**
>tfw micropenis
#44 - Jowi (08/02/2014) [-]
I think deeper usually means harder... I've had girls scream they want it deeper but when you go for it it ends up bouncing off their cervix.
Unless they're g-spot is in a really weird place going deeper has never seemed to mae a difference
User avatar #27 - Metallicock (08/02/2014) [-]
use your fist
#6 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Put her in a position where you can go deeper. Lift her legs in missionary or bend her knees in doggy
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