role model. . reclaims: Hypo ever think Fm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl' s car that I hated in
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Hypo ever think Fm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison
ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl' s car that I hated in high
school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls
mall didn' t like to the mall, The next day they came in covered in
rashes and had to give the teacher a note because it had spread
in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players-
You are the best role model what are you talking about
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User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2014) [+] (12 replies)
There's something about this that I just find very irritating, and yet I can't figure out what.

I don't care that it was Tumblr, and the story was funny, so I'm actually rather confused as to why I feel this way.
#11 to #8 - vorarephilia (05/13/2014) [-]
poison ivy is well known to cause irritation.
poison ivy is well known to cause irritation.
#39 - tibialun (05/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
>One of my friends bred wolf spiders
>He found out his girlfriend cheated on him recently and had been for the past year or so
>She was absolutely horrified of spiders and would freeze upon seeing one
>Luckily enough, one of his female wolf spiders just had an egg sac open with hundreds of these little *******
>He gets little baby spiders, places in her car where all the vents and stuff is
>She later gets in, turns on AC, blasted by those hundreds of baby spiders
>She wouldn't get in her car for a week because she was so scared, she lost her job


#1 - deckbox (05/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#37 - I Am Monkey (05/13/2014) [-]
>Everyone in the comments
#70 - trollzorr (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#58 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #60 to #58 - lanfearandthecup (05/13/2014) [-]
anon rolled ponies, you ******* deserved it
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User avatar #86 to #84 - itsjustblaze (05/13/2014) [-]
You happen to be quite ignorant actually. Around 10 percent of people have a natural resistance to posion ivy, and though it is possible to build one, not every guy has to be grizzly ******* adams to be men. Go tip your coonskin cap somewhere else
#7 - include ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
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#12 - Alchemyst (05/13/2014) [-]
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#99 - andreweasley (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**andreweasley rolled image** The true face of evil
#63 - gtfomylawnbish (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Somewhat related. So I went out mushroom hunting (pic related for those who don't know what morels are) and was in a huge patch of poison ivy before I realized it. As a child, I would get covered head to toe if I walked within a mile of ivy or oak. a few years ago my wife joked that I was now "immune" to ivy. So I figured **** it. I kept walking and ended up tripping in it. I landed face first in a huge patch.

Didn't get a single rash. Frankly, after the horrors of full body rashes, I consider this a super strength. Like a hero power, or a retard strength without all the retard.
#38 - pebar ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
#9 - youngrichninjah (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#77 - widar (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
How did he get inside her car? If he did not, why did they get rashes if literally the only body part they touched it with was their hands when opening the door?
User avatar #79 to #77 - dudeyouisnasty (05/13/2014) [-]
Dude, the got it on their hands then when the three dude started to get frisky they transferred it all over. The oil from poison Ivy is what causes the itching, and if you have ever gotten oil on your hand you know it spreads everywhere when you touch it.

They all had sex or got real friendly in the car and since it was on their hands it spread to their cocks and cunts.
#31 - lolofoeshow (05/13/2014) [-]
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#105 - scandaldog (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
hehe, that's smart.  i'll save this for later
hehe, that's smart. i'll save this for later
#76 - pennstatecivic (05/13/2014) [-]
**pennstatecivic rolled image** also got poison ivy
#55 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
YFW
YFW
#51 - mrsixinch (05/13/2014) [-]
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#62 - cannibalvegan (05/13/2014) [-]
**cannibalvegan rolled image** YFW.
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