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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2014) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS STILL STUCK ON THE MOON!

It's true. Jesus Christ has been stuck on the moon with his bus and a sick dog for 21 years! Please spread the message and donate to the Official Christianity Charity to help Jesus Christ drive back to Heaven with his Bus!
He has Live Fish in the trunk of his Bus and they are very sad!
And if he wouldn't have a hat he would be dead!
Please spread the message!
User avatar #42 to #1 - alekksandar (04/05/2014) [-]
WHITE PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY READ BOOKS!!!!11111!!!!!

IT'S TRUE! HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK AT PAGES WITH INK ON THEM? THEY'RE READING!!! SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!@!@!
User avatar #23 to #1 - nurples (04/05/2014) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
#21 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/05/2014) [-]
inb4 Jesus x Chang'e ships
User avatar #3 to #1 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
I think this is funny and all, but I know this will end up like Asians can read minds
#37 to #3 - empithree (04/05/2014) [-]
yep. we're going to hate it so much it's gonna become a meme...
yep. we're going to hate it so much it's gonna become a meme...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ohhh (04/04/2014) [-]
What he said, send me free **** .
#15 to #2 - sweetbutteryjesus (04/05/2014) [-]
I wanna play moon-golf.
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