roadtrip!. 99.979% of marriages are between people who grew up within 100 miles of each other.. lives 2000 miles from you - -I lives around the block. And neither would be willing to date you.
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#2 - theguyweallhate (07/31/2014) [-]
And neither would be willing to date you.
User avatar #1 - psychadelicace (07/31/2014) [-]
She is the block
#5 - kriml (07/31/2014) [-]
Hot singles in your area
User avatar #36 to #5 - rebornpotato (08/01/2014) [-]
I think she's more of a double than a single.
#7 - squalllionhart (07/31/2014) [-]
and neither of them want me
and neither of them want me
#12 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
#26 - tomowrath (08/01/2014) [-]
Something tells me that the girl on the left could walk to my house faster than the girl on the right.
Something tells me that the girl on the left could walk to my house faster than the girl on the right.
User avatar #6 - gwlk (07/31/2014) [-]
You girl so fat, when she lives around the block, she lives arounnnnd the block.
#15 - zerpderp (08/01/2014) [-]
well can't go on a road trip without good music
#21 to #15 - fandomsexual (08/01/2014) [-]
And, I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
And, I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
#22 to #21 - zerpderp (08/01/2014) [-]
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#19 - scootabot ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Time to put on my walking shoes.
Time to put on my walking shoes.
#17 - homercxg (08/01/2014) [-]
I would do both
I would do both
User avatar #14 - technoshaman (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm kind of okay with the on on the right. She's a bit more than "curvy" but not what I'd call a land whale. Whatever falls in the middle of that. I dunno, just my two cents.
User avatar #16 to #14 - technoshaman (08/01/2014) [-]
Addendum: Not to say the one on the left isn't obscenely pretty. Just, you know, different strokes and all that.
#3 - maracassass (07/31/2014) [-]
its about you going 200miles and you going around the block.  look at her face  the face is bueno
its about you going 200miles and you going around the block. look at her face the face is bueno
User avatar #4 to #3 - maracassass (07/31/2014) [-]
made a mistake... 2000 miles. Sorry, I bring dishonor to famiry.
#9 - dwarfman (07/31/2014) [-]
That be a fine wench and narwhal you got there laddy.
User avatar #39 - leglesslegolegolas (08/01/2014) [-]
Tell the Tumblr chick to walk it. By the time she gets to your house she'll have lost the weight.
User avatar #29 - Sonos (08/01/2014) [-]
Every ******* time! And it's not even like I'm a bad looking dude. Being good looking and a nerd is a curse. Let me tell you guys how it plays out.
Girl: Hey, you're cute. What's up?
Me: Not much, playing some DnD with guys from work. How are you?
Girl: DnD?
Me: Dungeons and Dragons, it's pretty fun.
Girl: Oh
Girl: *Goes offline*
User avatar #30 to #29 - phunkyzilla (08/01/2014) [-]
just don't tell them you're playing DnD or doing nerdy **** ***** = no problem
User avatar #32 to #30 - Sonos (08/01/2014) [-]
Tried that, relationship didn't last long after we moved passed the " ******* like rabbits stage". Try having anything last with someone you have nothing in common with.
User avatar #35 to #32 - phunkyzilla (08/01/2014) [-]
I only have one other soloution bro but it's kind of ****** up so I'll PM it to you
User avatar #33 to #32 - phunkyzilla (08/01/2014) [-]
Date a nerd. Or I dunno, Become gay and date nerdy men?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Sonos (08/01/2014) [-]
Thought about the gay thing, I just don't love dick haha
Thanks anyways man. I just wanted to really get that **** off my chest
User avatar #31 to #29 - phunkyzilla (08/01/2014) [-]
also you are pretty handsome if that's you in your profile pic
User avatar #37 to #29 - leglesslegolegolas (08/01/2014) [-]
Wow you are pretty handsome xD
#28 - exsequor (08/01/2014) [-]
2000 miles? **** ***** , my standards and dignity aren't worth that kind of gas money.
#23 - fandomsexual (08/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #20 - crazyanimal (08/01/2014) [-]
inb4 some fedora tipping fagwag says hed rather date the girl on the right
#18 - andreasl (08/01/2014) [-]
The girl on the left really looks like Smoukahontas, and if it is, she lives 3 streets down from where i live.. in Pietarsaari, Finland
User avatar #38 to #18 - leglesslegolegolas (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you talk to her?
#40 to #38 - andreasl (08/03/2014) [-]
whenever i see her and i have the time, she lives in L.A now and got signed so she won't spend much time in Finland anymore i guess
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