roadtrip!. 99.979% of marriages are between people who grew up within 100 miles of each other.. lives 2000 miles from you - -I lives around the block. And neither would be willing to date you.
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99.979% of marriages are between people who grew up within 100 miles of each other.

lives 2000 miles from you - -I lives around the block
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Submitted: 07/31/2014
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#2 - theguyweallhate ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
And neither would be willing to date you.
User avatar #1 - psychadelicace (07/31/2014) [-]
She is the block
#5 - kriml (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hot singles in your area
#7 - squalllionhart (07/31/2014) [-]
and neither of them want me
and neither of them want me
#12 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
#26 - tomowrath ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Something tells me that the girl on the left could walk to my house faster than the girl on the right.
Something tells me that the girl on the left could walk to my house faster than the girl on the right.
User avatar #6 - gwlk (07/31/2014) [-]
You girl so fat, when she lives around the block, she lives arounnnnd the block.
#15 - zerpderp (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
well can't go on a road trip without good music
#19 - scootabot ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Time to put on my walking shoes.
Time to put on my walking shoes.
#17 - homercxg (08/01/2014) [-]
I would do both
I would do both
User avatar #14 - technoshaman (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm kind of okay with the on on the right. She's a bit more than "curvy" but not what I'd call a land whale. Whatever falls in the middle of that. I dunno, just my two cents.
#3 - maracassass (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
its about you going 200miles and you going around the block.  look at her face  the face is bueno
its about you going 200miles and you going around the block. look at her face the face is bueno
User avatar #39 - leglesslegolegolas (08/01/2014) [-]
Tell the Tumblr chick to walk it. By the time she gets to your house she'll have lost the weight.
User avatar #20 - crazyanimal (08/01/2014) [-]
inb4 some fedora tipping fagwag says hed rather date the girl on the right
#18 - andreasl (08/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The girl on the left really looks like Smoukahontas, and if it is, she lives 3 streets down from where i live.. in Pietarsaari, Finland
#13 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
Make overweight one run all the way to the other one, then have a three way with 2 skinny chicks.
User avatar #11 - BwainPhreeze (07/31/2014) [-]
inb4 "one on the right is better"
#10 - gisuar (07/31/2014) [-]
if she lost as much weight as i have she could be handsome maybe
#9 - dwarfman (07/31/2014) [-]
That be a fine wench and narwhal you got there laddy.
#8 - reginleif (07/31/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** 1. I think a significant portion (more than half) actually get married within 5 miles of their hometown.

2. I grew up in a total babe desert..... you know that place where that handsome criminal Jeremy Meeks got bitches wanting to pay his bail. Imagine the kind of ghetto trash that would do that and that;s your average girl in my city.
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