riddles. . I_ _ : h poiints 5 months ago tthe man that built it doesn' t need it. The man that bought it doesn' t want it. The man who needs it doesn' t know it
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I_ _ : h poiints 5 months ago
tthe man that built it doesn' t need it. The man that bought it doesn' t want it. The man who needs it doesn' t know it.
What is it?
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User avatar #3 - magicalsteve ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (63 replies)
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Can we make this a channel? A riddles channel would be fun
#111 - stepsword (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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wow front page over something like this? I feel like a nigerian prince coming into his inheritance
#12 - bitchesbanthymine (03/30/2014) [-]
What's slower, chlamydia or an antelope?

An antelope, I caught chlamydia.
#16 to #12 - tmgrskat (03/30/2014) [-]
"Lelevator"
#31 to #12 - hemming (03/30/2014) [-]
If the antelope is slower, wouldn't that mean you caught the antelope..?
#103 to #31 - Orc (03/30/2014) [-]
It's supposed to be faster.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ctenop (03/30/2014) [-]
Think you muddied that...
#1 - flipgraham (03/30/2014) [-]
A coffin
#17 to #1 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
Great friggin join poindexter you solved a riddle older than Methuselah and about ten times more famous
User avatar #19 to #1 - pointlessroller (03/30/2014) [-]
But what if you build your own coffin?
User avatar #28 to #19 - newprinny (03/30/2014) [-]
You still don't need it, dood. At least not yet.
#61 to #28 - fourtitwo (03/30/2014) [-]
But D: What if you had to use it as decoration for a halloween party or something.
Also, I thought of 'grave'
#64 to #61 - newprinny (03/30/2014) [-]
Well, you don't need it, the party does, dood. Don't fight me on this.
#69 to #65 - newprinny (03/30/2014) [-]
I made a reference, dood?
#73 to #69 - fourtitwo (03/30/2014) [-]
Disgaea? .__. Isn't that where the penguin is from?
Also, the dood thing is what they say DDDD:
#77 to #73 - newprinny (03/30/2014) [-]
I thought you meant specifically what I said and not just when I say 'dood.' And yeah, I've been doing this for almost two years now.
I thought you meant specifically what I said and not just when I say 'dood.' And yeah, I've been doing this for almost two years now.
#80 to #77 - fourtitwo (03/30/2014) [-]
Well, don't let me stop you then :b
#82 to #80 - newprinny (03/30/2014) [-]
'Course not, dood.
User avatar #7 to #1 - explore (03/30/2014) [-]
Or a headstone.
#2 to #1 - stepsword (03/30/2014) [-]
Also, if you change it to "The man who uses it doesn't know it", the answer can be chloroform
#26 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
Some riddles

I can have no color, though there may be darkness within. I have no weight and hold nothing, and if placed in a container it becomes lighter. Hole.
Of all your possessions, I am the hardest to guard. If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you no longer have me. Secret
I am free for the taking through all of your life, though given but once at birth. I am less than nothing in weight, but will fell the strongest of you if held. Breath
The more that there is, the less that you see. Squint all you wish when surrounded by me. Darkness
A spirited jig it dances bright, banishing all but darkest night. Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die. Fire.

It was a good game.
#101 to #26 - Orc (03/30/2014) [-]
Those are really dumb.
#112 to #26 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
I thought the second one was virginity.
User avatar #40 to #26 - demandsgayversion (03/30/2014) [-]
I thought the 4th one was "eyelids". I feel stupid.
User avatar #41 - darkart (03/30/2014) [-]
It's A Coffin.
#9 - kcwsooners ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**   
What it is.
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What it is.
#60 to #9 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
Time, the answer's always time
User avatar #11 to #9 - muchswagsuchwow (03/30/2014) [-]
It's a coffin
#55 - soldiertwo (03/30/2014) [-]
so what is it about norton?   
i use it, and i think its pretty good, but guess thats just my opinion.
so what is it about norton?
i use it, and i think its pretty good, but guess thats just my opinion.
#20 - flaminator (03/30/2014) [-]
**flaminator rolled image** Describes what it is.
User avatar #44 to #20 - purplebelle (03/30/2014) [-]
That's my image there you rolled...


I don't think it worked, though.
#22 to #20 - tailsx (03/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #117 - nimba (03/31/2014) [-]
Remember that post on 4chan where a guy won on scratchcards so decided to buy winzip for keks. Everybody started losing their ****
User avatar #63 - flyingfeces (03/30/2014) [-]
Some riddles:
What has a neck but no head? A bottle
What becomes wet as it dries? A towel
What is is rough but smoothens? Sandpaper
What has a mouth but does not eat, has a bed but does not sleep, it always runs and never walks? A river
User avatar #84 to #63 - EasyEnzie (03/30/2014) [-]
bottle
towel
sandpaper?
river
User avatar #85 to #84 - flyingfeces (03/30/2014) [-]
You could............. click the spoilers to check the answers yourself......
But anyhow A+ EasyEnzie ^^ no extra riddle class for you good man.
User avatar #88 to #85 - EasyEnzie (03/30/2014) [-]
hmmm i didnt even know you could click those things
User avatar #90 to #88 - flyingfeces (03/30/2014) [-]
Good thing I taugh you something ancient blue one
I remember there was a confession bear post about not knowing what the spoiler button did so you're not the only one.
#62 - fourtitwo (03/30/2014) [-]
Strangely enough people never see these coming:
How many moves does it require to put an elephant in the fridge?
3 - You open the door, insert the elephant, and close the door again
How many moves does it take to put a giraffe in the fridge?
4 - You open the door, pull out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
(At this point I can recommend telling some other jokes, because they're probably starting to catch on)
All the animals were at the tigers birthday, but some where missing. Who weren't there?
The elephant and the giraffe, they'd been pulled in and out of fridges all day
(Now you really should tell some other jokes. People never see this last part coming.)
You see a river. Before it is a sign saying "Crocodiles! Do not swim in the water!" How do you cross?
You swim across. The crocodiles are all at the tigers birthday.
#94 to #62 - Orc (03/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image**
#35 - aaauuuggghhh (03/30/2014) [-]
Coffin from viruses
#37 - rollinggolem (03/30/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image**
This is it!
#124 - corbinmellon (03/31/2014) [-]
**corbinmellon rolled image**
User avatar #116 - spamalope (03/31/2014) [-]
A coffin
User avatar #114 - herpderpberp (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm tall when im young and short when im old. What am I?

a candle
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#110 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
reddit doesn't repost funnyjunk content.

Checkmate religous FJers
User avatar #107 - sagedivinity (03/30/2014) [-]
Treadmill
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