riddles. . I_ _ : h poiints 5 months ago tthe man that built it doesn' t need it. The man that bought it doesn' t want it. The man who needs it doesn' t know it
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I_ _ : h poiints 5 months ago
tthe man that built it doesn' t need it. The man that bought it doesn' t want it. The man who needs it doesn' t know it.
What is it?
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Submitted: 03/30/2014
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User avatar #3 - magicalsteve (03/30/2014) [+] (63 replies)
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Can we make this a channel? A riddles channel would be fun
#111 - stepsword (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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wow front page over something like this? I feel like a nigerian prince coming into his inheritance
#1 - flipgraham (03/30/2014) [+] (14 replies)
A coffin
#12 - bitchesbanthymine (03/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What's slower, chlamydia or an antelope?

An antelope, I caught chlamydia.
User avatar #29 - mrhaihoang (03/30/2014) [+] (11 replies)
They found a corpse in a desert with his head in the sand, around him was lots of luggage and in his hand was half a match.
How did he die?

they traveled on balloon, the balloon was low on fuel and they was losing height so they threw out their stuff, but they weren't light enough so they draw a traw, the guy with short match had to jump off
User avatar #33 to #29 - tripscausedthis (03/30/2014) [-]
or, you know...they could have just landed the ******* balloon
#20 - flaminator (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**flaminator rolled image** Describes what it is.
#22 to #20 - tailsx (03/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #41 - darkart (03/30/2014) [-]
It's A Coffin.
#9 - kcwsooners (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**   
What it is.
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What it is.
#55 - soldiertwo (03/30/2014) [-]
so what is it about norton?   
i use it, and i think its pretty good, but guess thats just my opinion.
so what is it about norton?
i use it, and i think its pretty good, but guess thats just my opinion.
User avatar #63 - flyingfeces (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Some riddles:
What has a neck but no head? A bottle
What becomes wet as it dries? A towel
What is is rough but smoothens? Sandpaper
What has a mouth but does not eat, has a bed but does not sleep, it always runs and never walks? A river
User avatar #84 to #63 - EasyEnzie (03/30/2014) [-]
bottle
towel
sandpaper?
river
User avatar #117 - nimba (03/31/2014) [-]
Remember that post on 4chan where a guy won on scratchcards so decided to buy winzip for keks. Everybody started losing their ****
#62 - fourtitwo (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Strangely enough people never see these coming:
How many moves does it require to put an elephant in the fridge?
3 - You open the door, insert the elephant, and close the door again
How many moves does it take to put a giraffe in the fridge?
4 - You open the door, pull out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
(At this point I can recommend telling some other jokes, because they're probably starting to catch on)
All the animals were at the tigers birthday, but some where missing. Who weren't there?
The elephant and the giraffe, they'd been pulled in and out of fridges all day
(Now you really should tell some other jokes. People never see this last part coming.)
You see a river. Before it is a sign saying "Crocodiles! Do not swim in the water!" How do you cross?
You swim across. The crocodiles are all at the tigers birthday.
#35 - aaauuuggghhh (03/30/2014) [-]
Coffin from viruses
#26 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Some riddles

I can have no color, though there may be darkness within. I have no weight and hold nothing, and if placed in a container it becomes lighter. Hole.
Of all your possessions, I am the hardest to guard. If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you no longer have me. Secret
I am free for the taking through all of your life, though given but once at birth. I am less than nothing in weight, but will fell the strongest of you if held. Breath
The more that there is, the less that you see. Squint all you wish when surrounded by me. Darkness
A spirited jig it dances bright, banishing all but darkest night. Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die. Fire.

It was a good game.
User avatar #40 to #26 - demandsgayversion (03/30/2014) [-]
I thought the 4th one was "eyelids". I feel stupid.
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#93 - Suckafied (03/30/2014) [-]
its a ****** coffin...hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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User avatar #59 - rokulda ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
these hackers can't get me, i have 2 nortons!
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