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#22 - Yojimbo (03/09/2014) [+] (35 replies)
> Be working at Dominos as a driver   
> Short staffed so have to get front register   
> Customer comes in   
> "Hey there sir, welcome to Dominos, how can I help you?"   
> Tells me she needs a minute   
> Stares up at our menu squinting for 5 minutes   
> "I'll have-"   
> I perk up   
> "Nevermind"   
> Customer continues looking   
> Finally she orders "I'll have one of you large stuffed crust pizzas"   
> Wonder where she sees that option on our menu   
> "Sorry ma'am, I believe that's Papa Johns"   
> "Oh right, sorry"   
> Goes back to analyzing our menu for 5 minutes   
> Computer says I've been on a delivery for ten minutes, I'm late already   
> "Okay, I'll just have one of your big cookies"   
> Again wonder where the 						****					 she see's big cookie on our menu   
> "Sorry ma'am, that's still Papa Johns"   
> She looks around confused "Wait, where is this then?!"   
> "Dominos Pizza..."   
 > "Oh, nevermind"   
> MFW she leaves after wasting ten minutes of my time and she orders nothing
> Be working at Dominos as a driver
> Short staffed so have to get front register
> Customer comes in
> "Hey there sir, welcome to Dominos, how can I help you?"
> Tells me she needs a minute
> Stares up at our menu squinting for 5 minutes
> "I'll have-"
> I perk up
> "Nevermind"
> Customer continues looking
> Finally she orders "I'll have one of you large stuffed crust pizzas"
> Wonder where she sees that option on our menu
> "Sorry ma'am, I believe that's Papa Johns"
> "Oh right, sorry"
> Goes back to analyzing our menu for 5 minutes
> Computer says I've been on a delivery for ten minutes, I'm late already
> "Okay, I'll just have one of your big cookies"
> Again wonder where the **** she see's big cookie on our menu
> "Sorry ma'am, that's still Papa Johns"
> She looks around confused "Wait, where is this then?!"
> "Dominos Pizza..."
> "Oh, nevermind"
> MFW she leaves after wasting ten minutes of my time and she orders nothing
#6 - deathsn (03/08/2014) [-]
So many times has this happened...
So many times has this happened...
User avatar #9 - thebobinito ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Happened to me this morning.. Was at work for 6:00, I work at Co-op (U.K) like 711 for Americans I guess? And we get our newspapers delivered around an hour after the shift starts and we were waiting for them and all the pensioners in my neighbourhood flock down to our store at 7:00am for their papers in the morning and one old couple came in and looked directly where the papers are, and had the audacity to turn around and look at me and ask "No papers?" Clearly ******* not. Then they decided to wait around outside the store for an extra 30 mins waiting for the papers to be delivered and when we do get them, we see the van pull up, so as I see this van, the other person working with me goes out to collect them and literally 2 ******* seconds later "Papers are here!!!!!" No ******* **** .
#11 to #9 - moqa (03/09/2014) [-]
Someone's grouchy.
User avatar #14 - chuckbillrow (03/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>work at arby's in college town
>working closing shift
>about 30 minuets until close
>3 guys walk in
>great now i need to remop
>take their orders
>gently encourage them to get their food to go
>nope.jpg
>few minutes later one of the guys lets call him assface returns to the counter
>orders more food
>"is that everything?"
>assface says yes takes his food and sits down
>few minuets later assface returns to order more food
>"is that everything"
>assface says yes
>"are you sure?"
>assface says yes again but sounds annoyed this time
>give him his food and he returns to his table
>closing time
>i start to hope assface asks for more food just so i can say no
>assface returns to the counter
>yes.mp3
>"can i have a cup of water?"
>THE ONE THING I CANT REFUSE HIM!
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#34 - wyattgc (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>working at Mickey'D's
>orientals always come through
>20 pieces chicken mickeynuggets
>Ok, would you like BBQ sauce with those?
>20 pieces.....
>no...what kind of sauce would you like?
>chicken nuggets
>sir/ma'm what kind of dipping sauce would you like with the chicken nuggets?
>No, just 20 pieces chicken mickey nuggets
> **** you bitch you get no sauce.
#28 - endospore (03/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Work at a grocery store
>Customers are nice
>I like all my coworkers
>Bosses are very helpful
>Pay even cashiers above minimum wage
>We even get bonuses sometimes
>Sometimes it gets busy and that's not fun, I guess

MFW I have no stories about how ****** my job is
#79 - lotengo (03/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>be me, working in a hotel kitchen
> kitchen closes at 22:00
>buisy day, takes me till 22:30 to clean the kitchen, lock down, etc.
>22:25 order for 5 people comes in, lol **** dat **** .
> change into regular clothes and go outside to have a beer with the chef and the dishwasher.
> 5 minutes later the supervisor drags me back to the cleaned kitchen to make the dishes
#63 - Keat (03/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
>Be working at Church's Chicken
>Preppy lookin' black man walks in
>Asking about sides for combo meals
>Me: "Well we have mashed potatoes, corn, mac and cheese, fries, okra...
>Him: "What's okra?"
<---MFW
#76 to #63 - oniiking ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
No really, what's okra?
User avatar #50 - blurpleman (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Used to work at Wendys (normally was a closer and we get out at 1am every night)
Sometimes after closing all the closers just sit around the parking lot chilling and such. People would come by to the speaker (we have an automated speaker so as they drive up it goes "Hi welcome to Wendys, how can I help you today"?). They would order then come around to the first window and you would be able to clearly see us sitting outside chilling. "Hey you guys open?" "No we closed at midnight" " **** this place, never coming here again"
#13 - bizengaust (03/09/2014) [-]
I worked in a department store through my college years and this happened more often then not. Not to mention the people who just wouldn't leave even after we closed or who would come in five minutes before. Retail is a very special kind of hell.
User avatar #104 - raiterra (03/09/2014) [-]
The amount of times I've gone to lock up the shop I work in at 10pm and someone literally puts their foot in the way saying they "just need milk" they NEVER just get milk, they browse for 5-10 minutes then take their sweet ******* time paying and leaving, and then there are the assholes who knock on the door after it's been locked and when we say we're closed they throw a hissy fit and threaten to kick the door down.

I swear to god, working in a shop has made me ******* hate people.
#40 - afroadam (03/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
at my store we had to actually stop giving the whole &quot;we are closing in 15 mins&quot; speech over the mic and have to wait for customers to finish cause some customers were getting mad that we weren't giving them enough time.   
   
i work at walgreens, basically a pharmacy with a very large convenience store, how much time do you need and if you need alot of time saving it for 9:45 is not the smartest choice.
at my store we had to actually stop giving the whole "we are closing in 15 mins" speech over the mic and have to wait for customers to finish cause some customers were getting mad that we weren't giving them enough time.

i work at walgreens, basically a pharmacy with a very large convenience store, how much time do you need and if you need alot of time saving it for 9:45 is not the smartest choice.
#53 to #40 - wolfzro (03/09/2014) [-]
Walgreens is the BIGGEST 						********					 store about &quot;Extraordinary customer service!&quot;. Not a single person, young or old, ESPECIALLY not old (their largest consumer base) likes to be told &quot;Hi, welcome to Walgreens! Can I help you find anything!?&quot; By every single employee in the store. Yet, if a strict manager or a corporate employee sees us not saying that to *every* single customer, they threaten to fire us on the spot, no warnings, no two weeks, just out.
Walgreens is the BIGGEST ******** store about "Extraordinary customer service!". Not a single person, young or old, ESPECIALLY not old (their largest consumer base) likes to be told "Hi, welcome to Walgreens! Can I help you find anything!?" By every single employee in the store. Yet, if a strict manager or a corporate employee sees us not saying that to *every* single customer, they threaten to fire us on the spot, no warnings, no two weeks, just out.
#68 - Indubidubly (03/09/2014) [-]
This is why I hate working at a grocery store.
This is why I hate working at a grocery store.
User avatar #21 - medewu (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I was at my work place today, because my keyboard died.

we were sold out so I'm walking to the front the new chick notices me and ask's me for some help on the register cause it's stuck.

I help her out and all be like you got this it was a common easy mistake.

Dude in line looks at me goes Hey, how about you open up another register and ring me out.

I turn to him unzip my jacket tell him I'm off and to go **** himself.

asks to speak to a manager get the manager that is super chill and I work out with.

Literally tells the customer I'm off the clock I don't have to work and to go kick rocks.
#46 to #25 - wanicochil (03/09/2014) [-]
Or you know just say &quot;Oh hey sorry I'm off work currently, I am just helping this new employee with the register, I have called some one to come help at the registers and they will be here right away, sorry for the inconvenience/delay&quot;   
   
Called good customer service, no idea where the hell you work but the retail I work at, if anyone ever said that to an customer they would be fired so damn quickly (I work at the biggest retailer in Australia, Myer)
Or you know just say "Oh hey sorry I'm off work currently, I am just helping this new employee with the register, I have called some one to come help at the registers and they will be here right away, sorry for the inconvenience/delay"

Called good customer service, no idea where the hell you work but the retail I work at, if anyone ever said that to an customer they would be fired so damn quickly (I work at the biggest retailer in Australia, Myer)
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#2 to #1 - bbbbbbccb ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
had to do it  and i regret nothing
had to do it and i regret nothing
#115 - nuciferatu (03/09/2014) [-]
OK, lotengo got me in a storytelling mood, so here's one of mine:
>be me, working at a posh french restaurant in Gibraltar
>be hosting the main floor, inviting customers, supervising servers, communicating with the kitchen, etc
>busy day, place is packed, with two more 4 person groups waiting to be seated
>a party of 8 requests the check and start getting dressed. I enthusiastically tell two servers to split the 8-person table to seat the two 4-person groups at the same time.
>I make the mistake of telling both the 4-person groups their tables should be ready in just a few minutes
>MFW one of the bitches from the 8-man table sits back down and looks at the dessert menu "I changed my mind, I want a dessert too!"
>MFW everyone sits back down while the bitch orders the Sweet Chestnut Souffle
>The ******* thing takes half an hour to cook, and you can't rush it
>Normally, in this situation, the server would check with me to suggest something more hasty
>MFW he tells her "coming right up!".
User avatar #20 - leonhardt (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pisses me off to no end when people come in 5 minutes before close, and don't even know what they want.
#123 - muffintime ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 16
>Working at some shipping facility
>Customer stands outside at 9:15 when we close at 9
>Everything is locked up and I'm just sweeping the floor
>Tell him that we are closed
>Starts freaking out and threatens to call the cops on me
>Then proceeds to try and pick a fight with me and won't leave till I come out and fight him ( Im16.jpg) and calld me names like queer boy and he will **** on my chest...stuff like that
>had to call my dad to escort me out because I was 16 and scared....
>Dude comes in the next day like nothing happens and picks up his order

I found out his address and his phone number (was on the package) so whenever I'm bored I call his house at 3 AM if I'm still up studying for the lols...
User avatar #125 to #123 - iceholder (03/09/2014) [-]
Should ship him some dragon dildos.
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