Hey A-t-ists

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, vowel worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher T. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a T? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only T, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on T.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the T study team, and told the most prayers at T-house. What religious activitees do you take part in, other than "Worshipping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black book full of T with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my T-book