Respectable. - Comment #12714 added by lobsternewburg at Religion Board

#12887 to #12724 - feelythefeel (02/24/2013) [-]

>Claims that the only way to heaven is through deed
>Spends all of his days banging people's mothers
If I'm not mistaken, isn't infidelity a big no-no with the big man upstairs?

#12940 to #12887 - weakinthecenterr (02/24/2013) [-]

dont be mad cause yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and yelled "who threw that pebble?"

#12958 to #12940 - redeadhunter (02/24/2013) [-]

This is just sad.

#12951 to #12940 - feelythefeel (02/24/2013) [-]

I don't value this conversation very much.

#12954 to #12951 - weakinthecenterr (02/24/2013) [-]

i am SO done

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#12725 to #12724 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

Your tears fuel the insatiable fire that is my burning erection.

#12774 to #12725 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]

Wouldn't that hurt like shit?

#12776 to #12774 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

All I know is this guy compared God to a fanfiction writer.

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#12727 to #12725 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]

is that why your erections are weak? you kiss girls fag

#12729 to #12727 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

Why would they be weak when fueled by litres of your salty delicious eye-juice?

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#12733 to #12729 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]

you're so gay you love vagina

#12734 to #12733 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

You're alright son.

#12735 to #12734 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]

i dont like when conversations turn nice and people become friends so im just going to insult the one thing i know you love. zoidberg is so stupid he belongs on spongebob

#12737 to #12735 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

I also am not fond of that. I just find you hilarious.

Here, something else for you to insult.

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#12717 to #12716 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]

god is like a fanfiction writer waiting to be inspired so he watched

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#12712 to #12682 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]

I would stick with my faith in god.
A matter of dignity.

#12714 to #12712 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

Respectable.

#12700 to #12682 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]

I revere no deity, so I may be a little confused to see one.
Hopefully, it's Odin as he grants me passage into Valhalla!

#12779 to #12700 - thirteenthdoctor (02/24/2013) [-]

You would only be brought to Valhalla if you died in valiant combat.

#12835 to #12779 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]

I don't plan on dying any other way!

#12701 to #12700 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

Well supposed you saw the Christian deity or Allah, then what would be your reaction?

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#12703 to #12701 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]

I think we would have a lengthy conversation regarding his/her power, role in the universe/human history, and true intentions regarding human behavior and thought. What I do next really depends on what I'm told.

#12708 to #12703 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

What if he shanked you.

#12711 to #12708 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]

I guess I would die...again. lol

#12713 to #12711 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

In all seriousness. What if he did not want an audience with you unless you bowed before him. What then?

#12744 to #12713 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]

I guess i wouldn't get that audience then.

#12745 to #12744 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

Fair enough.

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#12691 to #12682 - doctorwatson (02/23/2013) [-]

I wouldn't have to say anything, because that would never happen.
God is the One and only true Lord. I would know anything else to be the tricks of demons.

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#12692 to #12691 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]

Not really answering the question, but I appreciate the input. Thank you.