| All | Popular >
|
funny
|
doctor-who
|
fucking-science
|
videogames
|
animemanga
|
dawwwww
|
4chan
|
feels
|
pokemon
|
lolstuffs
|
fallout
|
ponytime
|
dinotime
|
toonhole
|
somedumbcomics
|
wallpapers
|
katawashoujo
|
freedcomedy
|
atheism
|
darksoulstime
|
southpark-time
|
sfw-porn
|
formula1
|
warhammer40k
|
didyouknowgaming
|
morbid-channel
|
metal-time
|
dbz-channel
|
gameofthrones
|
fairytail
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +3
#12682 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
A question for all here. If you were to die and find out the particular philosophical route you have pursued was in fact, the wrong one, and you were to see the deity from say, religion x or y, what would be your reaction? Would you assume it to be a test from your respective deity? If so, to what extent?

Pic is not related.
Show Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -6
#12716 to #12682 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]
lol you dumbass thinks god's true form can be contrained by human words, like a demon being trapped in a book. let me laugh at your ignorance.

You think god cares how you worship? no all he cares is that you do
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -5
#12724 to #12722 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]
you're mom is even deliciouser
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#12887 to #12724 - feelythefeel (02/24/2013) [-]
>Claims that the only way to heaven is through deed
>Spends all of his days banging people's mothers
If I'm not mistaken, isn't infidelity a big no-no with the big man upstairs?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#12940 to #12887 - weakinthecenterr (02/24/2013) [-]
dont be mad cause yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and yelled "who threw that pebble?"
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#12958 to #12940 - redeadhunter (02/24/2013) [-]
This is just sad.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#12951 to #12940 - feelythefeel (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't value this conversation very much.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#12954 to #12951 - weakinthecenterr (02/24/2013) [-]
i am SO done
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
User avatar #12725 to #12724 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Your tears fuel the insatiable fire that is my burning erection.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12774 to #12725 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that hurt like shit?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #12776 to #12774 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
All I know is this guy compared God to a fanfiction writer.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -4
#12727 to #12725 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]
is that why your erections are weak? you kiss girls fag
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12729 to #12727 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Why would they be weak when fueled by litres of your salty delicious eye-juice?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -4
#12733 to #12729 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]
you're so gay you love vagina
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #12734 to #12733 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
You're alright son.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#12735 to #12734 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]
i dont like when conversations turn nice and people become friends so im just going to insult the one thing i know you love. zoidberg is so stupid he belongs on spongebob
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#12737 to #12735 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
I also am not fond of that. I just find you hilarious.

Here, something else for you to insult.
Hide Hide All +Fav (1) Reply -3
#12717 to #12716 - weakinthecenterr (02/23/2013) [-]
god is like a fanfiction writer waiting to be inspired so he watched
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
User avatar #12712 to #12682 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
I would stick with my faith in god.
A matter of dignity.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
#12714 to #12712 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Respectable.
Respectable.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12700 to #12682 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I revere no deity, so I may be a little confused to see one.
Hopefully, it's Odin as he grants me passage into Valhalla!
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12779 to #12700 - thirteenthdoctor (02/24/2013) [-]
You would only be brought to Valhalla if you died in valiant combat.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #12835 to #12779 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't plan on dying any other way!
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12701 to #12700 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Well supposed you saw the Christian deity or Allah, then what would be your reaction?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
User avatar #12703 to #12701 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I think we would have a lengthy conversation regarding his/her power, role in the universe/human history, and true intentions regarding human behavior and thought. What I do next really depends on what I'm told.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12708 to #12703 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
What if he shanked you.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12711 to #12708 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess I would die...again. lol
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12713 to #12711 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
In all seriousness. What if he did not want an audience with you unless you bowed before him. What then?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12744 to #12713 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess i wouldn't get that audience then.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #12745 to #12744 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3
User avatar #12691 to #12682 - doctorwatson (02/23/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have to say anything, because that would never happen.
God is the One and only true Lord. I would know anything else to be the tricks of demons.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +1
#12692 to #12691 - lobsternewburg ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Not really answering the question, but I appreciate the input. Thank you.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#12683 to #12682 - medewu (02/23/2013) [-]
Oh my.... This is gonna get good :3
Oh my.... This is gonna get good :3
Back to the content 'Religion Board'
<
>
 Friends (0)