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#126337 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
If you thought he/she/it was a bitch, you were right
thumb down his Mormon ass into oblivion
#126325 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
I would love to shake the dude's hand who first said "evidence isn't needed, you only need faith that it's real" because the dude was a genius. a conman, but a genius.
#126323 to #126322 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
but you believe he's real
#126324 to #126323 - ragnarfag (13 hours ago) [-]
Nice try, Mr. Atheism man
#126326 to #126324 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
am I wrong
#126328 to #126326 - ragnarfag (13 hours ago) [-]
Friendzoned again
#126329 to #126328 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
answer retard??????????
#126330 to #126329 - ragnarfag (13 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Oh, so brave
#126331 to #126330 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
why aren't you responding? aren't you Christian? I'm not making fun of you, I'm legit asking, don't you believe in Yahweh?
#126334 to #126331 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
Jahveh, Jahweh, Johavah, Jehovah, Yehovah whatever you want to call him
User avatar #126332 to #126331 - ragnarfag (13 hours ago) [-]
I don't belief in Edomite pagan storm gods if you're asking me that
#126333 to #126332 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
Yahweh, the name of the god in the bible
User avatar #126335 to #126333 - ragnarfag (13 hours ago) [-]
"Yahweh" in the judeo-christian tradition is not a name but a statement
The pagan god "Yahweh" or "Yah" is a different entity
#126336 to #126335 - caette (13 hours ago) [-]
nice interpretation
User avatar #126314 - dasistwunderbar (01/10/2016) [-]
I wonder if aliens would have gods? I mean, it's fair to assume they would, as even isolated groups of humans start worshipping trees eventually, but it's be weird to think what a species with no eyes' god might look like. Or a species with collective consciousnesses.
User avatar #126320 to #126314 - deism (01/11/2016) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #126316 to #126314 - deism (01/11/2016) [-]
aliens don't exist, retard
User avatar #126321 to #126316 - djequalizee (14 hours ago) [-]
Then why are we building a wall
User avatar #126315 to #126314 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
It's hard to say, mostly because we simply don't know if alien would have a brain structure similar to ours
User avatar #126317 to #126315 - dasistwunderbar (01/11/2016) [-]
Truth. That makes it more fun though. Imagine a mind like the buggers of ender's game. Each individual merely a part of the greater organism, like the fingers of a giant hand. Would they need a god? When one entity controls the bodies of millions, what kind of being would be a deity to them?
User avatar #126318 to #126317 - ragnarfag (01/11/2016) [-]
"That makes it more fun though"
Yeah, just try to imagine a totally different concept of the supranatural and transcendental completely incomprehensible to us
User avatar #126319 to #126318 - dasistwunderbar (01/11/2016) [-]
Sorry man, I think we're taking this different levels of serious. I just got to thinking about how religion might have developed isolated from humanity, and after I got over ^^ by conveniently not thinking about it, it was a fun writing exercise.
#126277 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
whitechino? nah. more like uglychino
#126264 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
**caette rolled user alcoholicsemen **
this is my god
#126237 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
Why is caette such a hack?
#126240 to #126237 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
says the one that started the argument.
User avatar #126241 to #126240 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
And you're the one that can't finish it
#126244 to #126241 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
No, I did.
User avatar #126245 to #126244 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
"and i realize this has all been bait from the start"
What an argument
#126247 to #126245 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
nah, it's clearly a waste of time. it's clear the only reason you're arguing this is because it's the god you worship and you WANT the sources to be unclear and have no real origin, it's clear that you'd be happy to accept wikipedia info about any other pagan god because your entire beliefs about everything doesn't depend on those being wrong. but because this one says yahweh is a war god even though you are raised to believe your god is a perfect merciful being, you don't want to accept it. it's a waste of time and it goes nowhere
#126249 to #126247 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
>I am an uneducated pleb, please stop trying to educate me
caette, 2015 2016
#126250 to #126249 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
I knew you'd say something like that. So predictable.
Well that's good enough for me to end this.
User avatar #126252 to #126250 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
bye forever retard
#126253 to #126252 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
see you in hell cuntwad
User avatar #126254 to #126253 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
If it exists wanker
#126255 to #126254 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
wtf?
User avatar #126256 to #126255 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
you're a fucking retard, caette
#126258 to #126256 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
no u
#126217 to #126207 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
stolen from front page wtf
#126273 to #126219 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
so kill yourself retard hehe
User avatar #126284 to #126273 - thumbfortrump (01/10/2016) [-]
No one likes you
#126285 to #126284 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
prove it, retard
#126287 to #126285 - thumbfortrump (01/10/2016) [-]
>Someone disliking you literally right above.

This is you right now. Actually all the time.
#126298 to #126287 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
>someone dislikes you = no one likes you
remind me again how that works
fucking retard lol
User avatar #126301 to #126298 - thumbfortrump (01/10/2016) [-]
Show me someone who likes you
#126302 to #126301 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
joshlol
User avatar #126304 to #126303 - thumbfortrump (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't lie.
User avatar #126305 to #126304 - joshlol (01/10/2016) [-]
lying is a sin
#126205 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Is the doctrine of Sola Scriptura found anywhere in Scripture?
#126203 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
Believing in false idols.
User avatar #126202 - pokemonstheshiz (01/10/2016) [-]
According to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yair_Bacharach and some other sources, Havvot Yair (or Chavvot Yair, or Chavos Yair, because fuck consistent naming) was a work published in 1699 in Germany, and is a discussion on the existence of a soul in fetuses. It sounds interesting, but try as I might I cannot find it, much less a translated version. Anyone know where I might read it? I'd ask on /advice/, but this is a little bit specialized I guess
#126209 to #126202 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
Souls don't exist
User avatar #126310 to #126209 - pokemonstheshiz (01/10/2016) [-]
Did I ask for your opinion?
#126311 to #126310 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
not an opinion
User avatar #126312 to #126311 - pokemonstheshiz (01/10/2016) [-]
Since it's a metaphysical concept, it can't be proved either way, and thus is left up to opinion.
#126313 to #126312 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
its not an opinion though. either souls exist or they don't
im either wrong or im right. there is no opinion involved
#126201 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
>Tfw mom makes me go to church
#126242 to #126201 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, so anyway, tell her you don't believe in her desert war god
#126208 to #126201 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
Did you tell her you don't believe in her desert war god
User avatar #126210 to #126208 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
*desert weather god
User avatar #126261 to #126210 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"Today's forecast has a 100% chance of stoning."
#126213 to #126212 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
In the oldest biblical literature, Yahweh is a typical ancient Near Eastern "divine warrior" who leads the heavenly army against Israel's enemies;[6] he later became the main god of the Kingdom of Israel (Samaria) and of Judah,[7] and over time the royal court and temple promoted Yahweh as the god of the entire cosmos, possessing all the positive qualities previously attributed to the other gods and goddesses.
User avatar #126214 to #126213 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
"The second predecessor of the Biblical deity was a god called Yahweh or Yah. It is not entirely clear where Yahweh originated. Some scholars believe that he was originally a fully-fledged member of the Levantine pantheon of deities, and one theory would identify him with Yam, the god of the sea. However, his origins may well be more obscure. For example, he seems not to appear in the well-known archives of the Levantine city of Ugarit. He may originally have been a more marginal deity, worshipped in and around the region of Edom in the far south-east of the Levant. This possibility is indicated both by extra-biblical evidence and by fragments of early texts preserved in the Bible (Jdg. 5.4, Hab. 3.3). The Israelites themselves may have come from Edom, or at least lived there for a time. There is also evidence that he was originally a storm god (Jdg. 5.4, Ps. 29, 68.8-9)."
religiousstudiesblog.blogspot.de/2010/12/el-yahweh-and-development-of-monotheism.html
Nice plagiarism btw
#126216 to #126214 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
also, your argument that he may have been part of some other religion means you have to reject that he was factually a part of this religion? sources seem pretty clear that yahweh WAS the leader of baal's armies in the canaanite pantheon
whether he was used in another religion as something else isn't really relevant.
that's like rejecting we evolved from apes because our ancestors also evolved into chimps and saying "we SOME sources say they evolved into humans... tohers say they evolved into chimps... there's really no knowing what they evolved into so we should just say we don't know and leave it at that"
#126215 to #126214 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
their evidence that he was a stormgod is because he does storm shit in the bible? that's already covered by "possessing all the positive qualities previously attributed to the other gods and goddesses."
when he turns into a pillar of fire or a smoke cloud, that's qualities of Baal being used by yahweh.
and how exactly am i plagiarizing? I'm quoting, you retard.
#126218 to #126215 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
"the act of using another person's words or ideas without giving credit to that person"
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/plagiarism
The source of your particular post here is this passage of "There was no king in Israel" by Jo Ann Hackett, note how Yahweh is described as a warrior in form of a storm god but not a god of war, more over there's no indication of Yahweh being a subordinated and lieutenant of Ba'al's army
#126222 to #126218 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
you seriously just spent 20 minutes looking for a source that said it wasn't true and the best you could find was "there's no indication that he was a subordinated"
User avatar #126224 to #126222 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
"you seriously just spent 20 minutes looking for a source that said it wasn't true"
>what you spent time proving me wrong
Are you fucking serious, mate?
#126226 to #126224 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
the best *you can say is...
#126225 to #126224 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
you literally haven't spent anytime proving me wrong. the best we can say is "we don't know"
i don't even understand what your point here is. are you trying to convince me yahweh is the one true god that was never part of a pantheon and these are just ancient lies?
User avatar #126230 to #126225 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
you literally haven't spent anytime proving me wrong. the best we can say is "we don't know"
Alright, show my the source stating that Yahweh was part of the canaanite pantheon.
The point here is that you are spouting wikipedia articles without looking deeper into the matter
#126231 to #126230 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
God, please stop quoting me, it just makes you look like a green texting douchebag.
"I thought it was a good movie"
">I thought it was a good movie
YSHYDIGGITNENWUJ"
User avatar #126233 to #126231 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
Nice goal posting now gimme those sources
#126236 to #126233 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
it's in the ugaritic texts, retard
User avatar #126238 to #126236 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
Show me mate
#126220 to #126218 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
Not really, considering you should know I didn't come up with that on my own, you loser.
Also, nice. Cherry picking sources. 99% of the internet says yahweh was a warrior god but this sources says no
THIS ONE IS RIGHT!!!
User avatar #126221 to #126220 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
"In the oldest biblical literature, Yahweh is a typical ancient Near Eastern "divine warrior" who leads the heavenly army against Israel's enemies;[6]" in the wikipedia article for Yahweh is referring to this book, to this passage to be exact, Jesus Christ caette don't you read sources? Look at the fucking page
#126223 to #126221 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
ok? the page seems pretty clear that he was a warrior god.
User avatar #126227 to #126223 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
It clearly states that Yahweh is a storm god that is sometimes "depicted as a warrior" especially in poetry this doesn't imply he's a "desert war god"
#126228 to #126227 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
he's a desert war god because of what is in the fucking bible dude. the until first half of the book is yahweh commanding israelites to kill people and take their land. that's why he's a war god
User avatar #126232 to #126228 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
There's a difference between a war god (for example a commander of an heavenly army) and a god that goes to war
#126234 to #126232 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
oh, so you only assumed you knew what i meant then when i said desert war god, huh? that's on you, buddy.
User avatar #126235 to #126234 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
You stated that yourself by quoting wikipedia which refers to Yahweh as being soley a commander of a heavenly army
#126239 to #126235 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah that's the origin, and why the israelites chose to follow him to lead them to war
and i realize this has all been bait from the start.
you still haven't answered my question
User avatar #126243 to #126239 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
What question?
>oy vey it was obviously bait
"Origin"
Literally unsourced
#126229 to #126228 - caette (01/10/2016) [-]
the entire*
#126195 - shekelnator (01/09/2016) [-]
i beleive in ayyluims. what about you?
#126198 to #126195 - whitechino (01/10/2016) [-]
of coarse.
#126160 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
So how did monotheism came to be?
User avatar #126199 to #126160 - whoozy (01/10/2016) [-]
The why reason csn be looked at as a part of our development process

When empires grew larger it's easier to have one hod for everyone and a centralised religion
#126206 to #126199 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
But the whole levants were polytheistic at the time and stayed that way for centuries after the development of monotheism
User avatar #126246 to #126206 - whoozy (01/10/2016) [-]
There is always exeptions

But it made a lot of sense for rome to become christian for example
User avatar #126248 to #126246 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes, but Israel's case seems a bit more natural than artifical, I'm more interested in the reason why the ancient Hebrews made this jump from polytheism to monolatry and finally to full fledged monotheism
User avatar #126262 to #126248 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
How does viewing religion as a cultural meme mesh with your own beliefs regarding that religion?
User avatar #126263 to #126262 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
Perfectly
User avatar #126265 to #126263 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
But you're a approaching it assuming the religion is untrue, aren't you Catholic?
User avatar #126266 to #126265 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
No, I don't and yes, I am
Acknowledging that Judaism first had to develop as religion doesn't discredit it even if characters like Moses, Abraham, the Judges and Jakob are all mythological Judaism doesn't end here monotheism emerged simultaneously with the latter prophets and Elijah meaning there is a presumable correlation
User avatar #126272 to #126266 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
However if the religion is true would that not answer the question of where it came from? Judaism presupposes a relationship between the Hebrew people and God. Acknowledging that at one point they were polytheistic and what became their main God was simply a member of that pantheon takes from the legitimacy of some of those beliefs.
User avatar #126295 to #126272 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
First thing you need to learn:
Mythology doesn't necessarily need to be true to be true
User avatar #126307 to #126295 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
If the mythology is fundamental to the religion then it being untrue is not good for the legitimacy of the religion. If Jesus was purely mythological that would be very problematic for Christianity. Abraham is similarly fundamental to Judaism.
#126308 to #126307 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
>he didn't understood
User avatar #126309 to #126308 - theism ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I did, not all mythology is fundamental. If Jesus never resurrected Lazarus Christianity is unharmed. If Jesus was never resurrected that is a major issue for the religion. It is my opinion that the covenant of Abraham is fundamental to Judaism.
User avatar #126251 to #126248 - whoozy (01/10/2016) [-]
There seems to be a pattern after societies become more and more centralised

Then again this is also about belief and how convincing the religion is to others. If a king change religion it's a big chance his people will as well.
User avatar #126200 to #126199 - whoozy (01/10/2016) [-]
one god*
User avatar #126183 to #126160 - cognosceteipsum (01/09/2016) [-]
This picture gave me back the meaning in my life
User avatar #126184 to #126183 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
That's right, Jakob, now go shoot up your school
User avatar #126187 to #126184 - cognosceteipsum (01/09/2016) [-]
stop talking to yourself Jakob
#126189 to #126187 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
What are you implying, Jakob?
User avatar #126190 to #126189 - cognosceteipsum (01/09/2016) [-]
That maybe you are just my alternative personality and you're talking to your personality, which means there Are 4 Jakobs inside my head
User avatar #126191 to #126190 - teoragnar (01/09/2016) [-]
Sounds like a lot of bullshit, don't listen to him, Jakob
User avatar #126192 to #126191 - revengeforfreeze (01/09/2016) [-]
Stop bullshitting him, Jakob, Jakobs right, there are several Jakobs. Jakobs wrong.
#126178 to #126160 - shekelnator (01/09/2016) [-]
the pic of yours. is the reason how and this is why our monotheistic desert death cult is better than anyone else
User avatar #126179 to #126178 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
Nice meme, Omar
#126165 to #126160 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
i could explain that but you wouldn't believe it
User avatar #126168 to #126165 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
try me fgt
User avatar #126169 to #126167 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
The question was not about when, but how and why
#126170 to #126169 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
it says how
the why is probably because people like the idea of 1 eternal perfect god with an all knowing plan more than flawed limited gods that don't know everything or what they're really doing
User avatar #126171 to #126170 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
"it says how"
It really doesn't, it just state that a national god was developed that adopted the titles of the previous existing patriarchal deities, it doesn't explain the origin
#126172 to #126171 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
the origin is that yahweh was part of the ugaritic or canaanite pantheon as the warrior god, of which religions, Él was the main god. and slowly yahweh became the main god because the people wanted a god to lead them into battle until eventually he became the only god and engulfed the traits of all the other gods
User avatar #126175 to #126172 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
Don't buy it, I'm reading about right now and there's no clear indication where Yah or Yahweh comes from
#126176 to #126175 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
I told you, you wouldn't. You already brother your good is eternal. I had absolutely no faith you would accept it
#126180 to #126176 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
>caette proposes theory about yahweh originating as a war god of the ugaritic/canaanite pantheon
>look into the matter and come up with different theory about yahweh originating in Edom as a weather god
>no you are always wrong because you are christian
10/10 top arguing skills mate
#126181 to #126180 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
> multiple sources state that in fact yahweh came from pagan religions
> deny it all because they can't agree with religion
> it's all wrong and yahweh has always been the only god
#126182 to #126181 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
>state nothing like that
>don't even deny monotheism's origin in paganism
>caette still shitposts like there's no tomorrow
#126185 to #126182 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
Bye forever retard
#126186 to #126185 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
see you in hell fgt
#126188 to #126186 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
If it exists shitbird
#126177 to #126176 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
Believe your god*
User avatar #126137 - thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-]
How many fingers dehumaniser? Choose to believe in God?
User avatar #126193 to #126156 - thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm not holding that thumb/finger up anyway.
User avatar #126163 to #126156 - thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-]
still funy though
User avatar #126162 to #126156 - thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a thumb
User avatar #126164 to #126162 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
thumbs are fingers
User avatar #126166 to #126164 - thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-]
So then believe I am holding up 3 fingers.
User avatar #126123 - rakogoki (01/09/2016) [-]
romans 13:1
so... hitler really didnt do anything wrong?
User avatar #126136 to #126123 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
everybody with half a brain cell knows hitler did nothing wrong but lose the war
User avatar #126138 to #126136 - whoozy (01/09/2016) [-]
lol stormfag
User avatar #126140 to #126138 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
lol cryptojew
User avatar #126143 to #126140 - whoozy (01/09/2016) [-]
You're of jewish heritage as well?
User avatar #126145 to #126143 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
Moshe is that you? Its me Ira Goldberg!
User avatar #126146 to #126145 - whoozy (01/09/2016) [-]
Oy vey
User avatar #126147 to #126146 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
השפה שלהם היא מכוערת כמו שהם
User avatar #126148 to #126147 - whoozy (01/09/2016) [-]
אנחנו הם אלה שבחר
User avatar #126149 to #126148 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
אנחנו היו מלכים וכל חרא
User avatar #126150 to #126149 - whoozy (01/09/2016) [-]
שֶׁקֶט!הגויים צופים
User avatar #126152 to #126150 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
לא אאחר לבית הכנסת ביום שני, הרב יגלה העלילה החדשה שלו להשמדת הגזע הלבן
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User avatar #126155 to #126153 - dehumanizer (01/09/2016) [-]
למחוק את זה, הגויים יראו !!!
User avatar #126135 to #126123 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
That refers to the roman government
User avatar #126173 to #126135 - rakogoki (01/09/2016) [-]
but the verse right after it talks about keeping your dept of love for one another and the one before it says "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good". isnt this meant only for the people at the time or for everyone?
User avatar #126174 to #126173 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
You have to understand that Paulus wrote this in a time of Jewish extremism, by telling his fellow Christans, the Jewish Dispora community in Rome to be exact, to not oppose Roman rule Paulus wants to secure the image of Christianity being a seperate religion to Judaism and not just Jewish sect so the Christians in Rome and elsewhere would not suffer persecution for being supposed Zealots
#126090 - kkeepmeposted (01/08/2016) [-]
Hey guys. I'm running into a serious problem.

I'm a Cradle-Catholic and whole heartedly believe in Jesus Christ as my lord and savior.

But... Am just getting into the basics of the Kabbalah and it's making a lot of sense.

You know how Jesus basically said "Everything I can do, you can also do. It's in every human."?? These Kabbalahist kikes basically are saying you can be god.

I honestly don't know what to think about this lads.

After I get done with studying up on the Kabbalah and Talmud I'm going to look at Islam as well.

Then to finish it off I am going to confession tomorrow and having a long talk about this with my parish priest.

I'm really confused guys... pls don't hurl anti Catholic shit at me. I'm really trying to get a grasp on the Abrahamic religion Trio right now.
User avatar #126194 to #126090 - thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-]
What caused you to become a Catholic? I'm not sure what the term cradle Catholic means.
User avatar #126197 to #126194 - ragnarfag (01/10/2016) [-]
Since that guy's a huge cunt and won't even answer the most simple questions I had to look it up, cradle catholic means someone who was baptized at birth opposed to someone who converted later in his life like me for example
User avatar #126259 to #126197 - thebritishguy (01/10/2016) [-]
cheers m8
User avatar #126130 to #126090 - cognosceteipsum (01/09/2016) [-]
Hi Davidavidson
User avatar #126124 to #126090 - alfonshister (01/09/2016) [-]
The question is how "authentic" the bible should be taken as.

Also, wouldn't "you can be god" contradict the passages where god doesn't want the different tribes of the prophets to have any other gods than him?

If it doesn't make sense to you i wouldn' recommend believing in it. How else are you gonna tell right and wrong apart?

For additional questions, just hit me up man.
User avatar #126132 to #126124 - kkeepmeposted (01/09/2016) [-]
You want additional questions?

My town of 500 is ran by 5th generation Fr33M4sons who's ancestors built this town... My dad moved us out here and he built a enclosed convent for nuns right in the middle of town because the previous parish priests and bishops have been trying to counteract the pagan shit going on in this town for close to a century. I'm not even bullshitting u man. This is some spiritual warfare my family and I have been dealing with since we moved out here in '94. Thanks for listening. Not sure if you have any experience with it but they fucking HATE Catholic Cowans with a passion. I'm getting confirmed in a while because I've put it off this long and can't really wait any longer.
#126112 to #126090 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
Jesus said you will sit next to the throne like him and his father. Mormons believe the same thing. If you wan't to be a good Christian. don't be a Catholic, too many silly stuff
#126115 to #126112 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
>don't be a Catholic, too many silly stuff
User avatar #126139 to #126115 - whoozy (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm saving this
#126158 to #126139 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
*tip*
Do as however you please, m'lady
#126114 to #126112 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
what constitutes a good christian?
#126116 to #126114 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
Sorry, I shouldn't say silly. Too many little rules and rituals and praying to Idles and false images and huge churches. ^ i don't get that picture, first time seeing it. Jehovah Witnesses practice I considered is the best out of whats left even though JWs have a few little dumb rules as well.
#126117 to #126116 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
wtf? their beliefs are stretched so far
they so no blood transfusions because god says not to eat the blood of animals
#126118 to #126117 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
The reasons JWs don't give blood or organs cause we believe the blood is the life force. When we lose blood we die, they believe that when we die, we're supposed to die. You're right about not eating blood, that's why like Jews the animals must be completely drained before eating the meat. I think that way of thinking is sorta so/so considering today's tech. I have O- blood so I don't like that rule.
#126119 to #126118 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
yes i know "Do not eat the blood, as blood is the life of animals" to paraphrase. not entirely true, but that's what i was referring to
#126120 to #126119 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's just little dumb rules like that. But the Three main rules that I consider is why we're the best example of a Christian are
Don't celebrate holidays because traditions comes from savages
Don't obey or participate with the gov cause they are not the law
And don't pray to Idles like statues or pictures like Catholics do, or even the cross. It's like a Muslim praying to a Poisoned Lamb
#126121 to #126120 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
1. what's wrong with celebrating holidays inspired by other religions? just because its a different religion doesn't mean its an evil satanic worship holiday
2. but jesus says to obey the law, and i think paul reinforces that many times
3. that's iffy. i mean its kinda like praying to a dead relative or something. it's not worshipping them just because you're praying to it
#126122 to #126121 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
Todays holidays are so nice because we're civilized and America puts money into them.
Everything about Christmas is bullshit. It started as a pagan holiday. Thanksgiving is about how we should be together and eat when in fact it's the most gluttonis holiday and at that time, Squanto was a slave taken to Europe while the pilgrims were actually killing and stealing land. Halloween is literally about being bad and looking evil or being fake for the sake of fun. Valentines day is about Lust.

Yes, Jesus said to obey the law because they keep "order" in their world. Jesus said what is Caesars is Caesars, so we have to pay taxes.
If your friend died in a car crash, do you honor his memory by praying to a hollow car?
#126106 to #126090 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
the talmud is gonna take you a long ass time to read
have you read the whole bible
User avatar #126133 to #126106 - kkeepmeposted (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes and I'm 3/4 through the talmud.

You are also fucking autistic by saying we worship idols. You and Whitechino need to quit watching Comedy Central News.
#126144 to #126133 - caette (01/09/2016) [-]
hooollllyyyy fucking shit. you are a troll right? please tell me you are. otherwise you are a fucking retard. please point to where i said you worship idols because specifically said the fucking OPPOSITE of that. i said praying to idolsdoes not equal WORSHIPPING them
kill yourself.
User avatar #126096 to #126090 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
First of all what the hell is a cradle catholic?
"These Kabbalahist kikes basically are saying you can be god"
I'm pretty sure no jew claims that
User avatar #126097 to #126096 - kkeepmeposted (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, you need to use google for every line you just typed there.

Autismo Max, fam.
#126098 to #126097 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't have to do shit, mate
User avatar #126100 to #126098 - kkeepmeposted (01/09/2016) [-]
that's a pretty ebin maymay fam.

You need to stfu and read up on Judaic Kabbal and why they have a fucking Hexagram on their flag, you retarded cunt.

Get the fuck off this board if you are unironically retarded.
#126104 to #126100 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
You should confess how much of a bitch your are tomorrow
Anyway whatever you're saying about Jesus and the Kabbalah is pretty much bullshit, to "be god" is in any Abrahamic faith and esotericism the non plus ultra of heresy, maybe you're mistaking that with the Jewish attempt to become like God i.e. imitating Him

>Get the fuck off this board if you are unironically retarded
Mate, I've been longer on this board than you I know how things work here
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