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Candace:
Candace:
What' s the difference
between america and
yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200
years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I'
everseen
I asked my friend this and she said
Yogurt Gan be fat free"
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User avatar #256 - brappp (08/29/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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From getting back and seeing the ********* in the comments, I'm going to add a little positively here... coming from a britfag, I actually love America, hopefully get to go on holiday there at some point. Also I'd move over there if I had the chance, something about owning a plot of land, me sitting in a chair with a rifle and a beer sounds appealing to me
#1 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Op, I don't care about your nationality, race, sex... Marry me
User avatar #2 to #1 - brappp (08/28/2014) [-]
As a white cis male, I am far too privileged to get married, I must spend my entire existence apologizing to oppressed women
#15 - tackyface (08/28/2014) [+] (59 replies)
What the 						****					 are you talking about?   
America has one of the largest and most influential cultures in the world. In fact, our biggest export is culture. Ever heard of Hollywood?    
   
Just because a bunch of retards that are on the internet say stupid 						****					 and do stupid things doesn't mean that everyone in America is a retard as well and abides by their customs. Despite the internet being heavily influenced by America, Internet Culture ≠ American Culture.   
   
Stop being butthurt that the place you live in is too hot, too cold, too rainy, or too poor, or has too much war instead of perfect like America.
What the **** are you talking about?
America has one of the largest and most influential cultures in the world. In fact, our biggest export is culture. Ever heard of Hollywood?

Just because a bunch of retards that are on the internet say stupid **** and do stupid things doesn't mean that everyone in America is a retard as well and abides by their customs. Despite the internet being heavily influenced by America, Internet Culture ≠ American Culture.

Stop being butthurt that the place you live in is too hot, too cold, too rainy, or too poor, or has too much war instead of perfect like America.
#11 - robuntu (08/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
It's funny because American culture has more global influence than any other culture in the world right now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_imperialism#American_Cultural_Imperialism:_a_gift_or_a_threat.3F
The United States are not currently the only cultural imperialists, but today, as a global economic and political superpower, the spread of American values in the entire world is at the leading edge of a wave of spread of Western goods and consumerist culture
User avatar #54 - guylongname (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Stupid girl... America is fat AND free
#56 - akkere (08/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
If that's true, why is it our lack of "culture" has spread and attached itself to countries across the world, to the effect that it's been termed "globalization"?

We've fleshed out the most varied forms of music in the past 70-80 years that have resonated throughout the globe. From jazz to rock to even hip-hop. You know how weeaboos are obsessed with "Japanese culture" because anime? Japan was and still is the same way with the immersion of the punk movement from The Runaways and beyond. My favorite group, The Offspring, always plays to huge concerts in Japan because people love them there.

And don't even get me started on the painting movements of the post-Revolutionary Era, the emergence of the Film and cinematography era of the early 1900s, and the goddamn Roaring Twenties. Hell, I'd even go so far as to say that the Roaring Twenties alone established a cultural hub that no country could compete with for a hundred years worth of history.

Call me a butthurt 'Muricunt, tell me I take this post too seriously, but it really bothers me that there's actually people that think like this unironically and completely overlook the greats that have been established in hundreds of years. To even suggest a country that becomes a super power couldn't manifest a culture at any point of its lifetime is as ignorant as unironically suggesting France has never had any sort of military force in its history nor does it have one today. They're one of the few nations in the world that has a Blue Water Navy for chrissakes.
#110 - severepwner (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>America, became a world super power in a very short time compared to other countries   
>The Revolutionary War and Ideology that came out of it was world changing, not just for the British Empire, but for the entire world   
>America's openness to migration is why the entire country is such a 						*******					 melting pot of culture, making it one of the most, if not THE most, diverse culture in the entire world   
>The fact that American culture is so prevalent in other countries, and the fact this stupid 						*******					 post exists, proves how incredible, and how jealous, everyone is.   
   
Conclusion. Just because we have a good stock of idiots (that are speaking freely), and your country can't possibly compare to the bar this country sets ever, doesn't mean that makes your culture so unique and groundbreaking.   
   
So shut the 						****					 up bitch you jealous
>America, became a world super power in a very short time compared to other countries
>The Revolutionary War and Ideology that came out of it was world changing, not just for the British Empire, but for the entire world
>America's openness to migration is why the entire country is such a ******* melting pot of culture, making it one of the most, if not THE most, diverse culture in the entire world
>The fact that American culture is so prevalent in other countries, and the fact this stupid ******* post exists, proves how incredible, and how jealous, everyone is.

Conclusion. Just because we have a good stock of idiots (that are speaking freely), and your country can't possibly compare to the bar this country sets ever, doesn't mean that makes your culture so unique and groundbreaking.

So shut the **** up bitch you jealous
#22 - superwheels (08/28/2014) [+] (26 replies)
America's greatest export is culture . I've been to Europe several times and the American flag is essentially a brand logo there. Our food (albeit junk food), our music like hip-hop and pop, our television, and our sports are all soaked up by people in Europe, and around the world. I don't turning our nation into various commodities is a good thing or not, but we definitely have a culture.
User avatar #65 - tittylovin (08/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
>America leads the modern world in nearly every way for decades
>no culture
>africans shove some sticks together and dance naked around a fire
>omg so in touch with nature, truly an amazing experience
#79 - grandmabetty (08/28/2014) [+] (37 replies)
You Americans are getting upset over a JOKE that compares your STEREOTYPES with YOGHURT for 						****					 sake!   
   
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR
You Americans are getting upset over a JOKE that compares your STEREOTYPES with YOGHURT for **** sake!

WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR
User avatar #111 to #79 - severepwner (08/29/2014) [-]
Well we'd be laughing if it was actually funny. Obviously no one here is easily offended.

If you're going to talk **** on an agenda, make it subtle funny and original, and everyone will laugh.

This joke is ******* retarded, doesn't make sense, and only reason for existing is because hating on America is semi popular in other parts in the world and edgy fags.
User avatar #69 - baine (08/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
comments when american jokes in a nutshell:
>makes joke.
>americans defend selves or make counter jokes.
>non americans: LOL stop being butt hert nubs lellelelee. just a joke lel.

moral of the story: apparantly we sit there and take it.
#70 - iceguy (08/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Why does everyone always bag on America? I'm from Canada but god damn its really stupid how they are always seen as the bad guys in every situation, even though almost every developed country has done incredibly worse things than them, take a look at the last thousand years in Europe, Russia, and Asia and jesus christ its like if the holocaust took steroids and was then raped by everything bad that has ever happened, but when you look at history, it seems every hundred years or so theres a new country that is one of the most powerful, that everyone hates, for a long time it was just England and France that everyone hated, because god damn those guys have literally nothing to be proud of with their history, other examples would be like Germany and Russia in the last hundred years or so, but the thing i still don't get is how much everyone hates america, we all know its extremely hard to run a large country with a large population, the bigger the harder, but in all aspects America never really did incredibly bad things, they've just kind of messed up at alot of things, but atleast they tried. one point is how everyone gets mad at america for slavery, even though compared to the entire continent of south america there stuff seemed like pussy 						****					, even if they don't have much culture, neither does canada, the only thing that makes us special is that 1 in every 10 of us says "eh" alot, everything else was stolen from russian culture basically  except for the seal clubbing
Why does everyone always bag on America? I'm from Canada but god damn its really stupid how they are always seen as the bad guys in every situation, even though almost every developed country has done incredibly worse things than them, take a look at the last thousand years in Europe, Russia, and Asia and jesus christ its like if the holocaust took steroids and was then raped by everything bad that has ever happened, but when you look at history, it seems every hundred years or so theres a new country that is one of the most powerful, that everyone hates, for a long time it was just England and France that everyone hated, because god damn those guys have literally nothing to be proud of with their history, other examples would be like Germany and Russia in the last hundred years or so, but the thing i still don't get is how much everyone hates america, we all know its extremely hard to run a large country with a large population, the bigger the harder, but in all aspects America never really did incredibly bad things, they've just kind of messed up at alot of things, but atleast they tried. one point is how everyone gets mad at america for slavery, even though compared to the entire continent of south america there stuff seemed like pussy **** , even if they don't have much culture, neither does canada, the only thing that makes us special is that 1 in every 10 of us says "eh" alot, everything else was stolen from russian culture basically except for the seal clubbing
#68 - tomowrath (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>America has no culture
>haha, only Americans eat burgers and act like hillbillys haha
>only Americans
>Not a culture?
#67 - lordraine ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
America's culture touches every part of the planet, and Eurofags couldn't be madder about it.

Face facts: the last time you did anything noteworthy, you started world wars and sacked Rome.
#104 to #102 - lordraine ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I'm a Native American you white ******* devil.
#21 - tealcanaan ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States   
   
LOL, they list it. Also American culture is literally everywhere, the international community eats that 						****					 up yo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States

LOL, they list it. Also American culture is literally everywhere, the international community eats that **** up yo.
#169 - IamPinhead (08/29/2014) [-]
>implying we don't have a culture
>implying it's not widely pervasive
>implying tumblr knows a damn thing about culture
#192 - foxranger (08/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #35 - blarghagh (08/28/2014) [-]
We have a very distinct culture that everyone seems to want ie. Mcdonalds tumblr can suck my white privelaged dick
User avatar #107 - volero ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's why there are countries trying to copy American culture, right?
User avatar #31 - optimussum (08/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
americans take things too seriously
User avatar #40 to #38 - Mahazama (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm just highlighting the holes in the point you tried to make.
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