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Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill, KG, OM, CH, TD, DL, FRS, RA (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was a British politician who was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. Widely regarded as one of the greatest wartime leaders of the 20th century, Churchill was also an officer in the British Army, a historian, a writer, and an artist. Since its inception in 1901, Churchill is the only British Prime Minister to have won the Nobel Prize in Literature, and was the first person to be made an honorary citizen of the United States.

Churchill was born into the aristocratic family of the Dukes of Marlborough, a branch of the Spencer family. His father, Lord Randolph Churchill, was a charismatic politician who served as Chancellor of the Exchequer; his mother, Jennie Jerome, was an American socialite. As a young army officer, he saw action in British India, the Sudan, and the Second Boer War. He gained fame as a war correspondent and wrote books about his campaigns.

dear, I insured my voic
thousand dollars.
Hopkins: That' s w/
what did you do with the money?
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#7 - bookieblaster (08/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love how you didn't end on the Freddy Mercury one, you just stuck it in the middle and kept going
#4 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Booty had me like
#1 - miia ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have been waiting to use this
#3 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]




­­ Yep, these are all legit, no made up quotes there.
User avatar #11 - puggerugger (08/27/2014) [-]
One of these things is not like the other
#8 - gyromaniac (08/26/2014) [-]
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#18 - EdwardNigma (08/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Gaius Gracchus to a guy believed to be gay, after he had insulted Gaius' mother.
"You have a nerve to compare yourself with Cornelia? Have you borne any children like hers? At any rate, everyone in Rome knows you have slept with a man far more recently than she has."

God ******* damn it I love Gaius Gracchus.
#38 - dancinlobstas (08/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #16 - schmuxy (08/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Don't quite get the humour of the first one and the Harvard Prom one
User avatar #19 to #16 - warrenzthehero (08/27/2014) [-]
The first one:
She had her voice insured. So if anything happened to it, she'd get money. So when she said she was insured, the man asked "What did you do with the money?", implying the voice was destroyed/lost/awful. Sounded as though it had been like that.

The Harvard Prom one:
She was calling them whores. "Laid" = "had sex". So if they had been "laid" (sexed) end to end, the woman wouldn't have been surprised. Because they're whores.
#2 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Dorothy Parker's FW burning that bitch.
Dorothy Parker's FW burning that bitch.
#43 - bibbity (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Churchill was a ******* baws.
#22 - icametocomment (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It kind of gives me the fuzzies to realize that people way back when were just as sassy as we are today.
#51 - mooghens (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Gandhi always sound so holy and peaceful if you take his words out of context.
User avatar #26 - YllekNayr (08/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get the "I have seen their backs before" one
#30 to #29 - thesoulseeker (08/27/2014) [-]
As far as I get it, the English general was at a reception of sorts and French officers turned their backs to him. Which would be considered rude.
#37 - thebeatlesfan (08/27/2014) [-]
I want to believe that these are real but the Freddie Mercury/John Lennon/Ice Cube/Michael Jackson one is throwing me off
User avatar #25 - fedegon (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn, Abe was chill as **** , that laughing about yourself **** seems to have worked for him.
#17 - hairysmellyanus (08/27/2014) [-]
That Calvin Coolidge one.
#48 - RADDDDs (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not very good in english, could someone explain to me please?

<-- that
User avatar #56 to #48 - silentark (08/27/2014) [-]
She's not suprised if all the ladies got ****** that night.
User avatar #10 - QuestionMarks (08/27/2014) [-]
theChive now available on funnyjunk
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