read nigga read. . you go home with "somebody squirt: John Waters aand they don' t have books, dcm’ t them.. I've read a fair amount of books. But book readers are snobs just like everyone else that prefers one thing over another as if they're the only form of true ent
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read nigga read

you go home with "somebody
squirt:
John Waters
aand they don' t have books,
dcm’ t **** them.
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#9 - kyrozor (05/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I've read a fair amount of books. But book readers are snobs just like everyone else that prefers one thing over another as if they're the only form of true entertainment.
#4 - hudge ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - bluerangermartin (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Book fags are the most pretentious cunts in the world.. Books aren't even that good for the imagination because the story is always linear and out of the hands of the reader
#24 to #15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
I dont know how to thumb this

As a lover of books I think youre a moron

As someone who insists that Video Games are the ultimate form of media, I think youre overall message is correct.

However, you used unwarranted profanity, so I guess a thumbs down for being an asshole
#7 - europe (05/13/2014) [-]
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#37 - gameshredder (05/14/2014) [-]
Never specified what kind of books.   
   
I'm a big fan of Dr.Suess.   
   
Guess who's gettin' laid?
Never specified what kind of books.

I'm a big fan of Dr.Suess.

Guess who's gettin' laid?
#3 - roosterking (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What if she owns a kindle ?
#20 to #5 - captainwow (05/14/2014) [-]
You also can't access entire libraries numbering in the hundreds if not thousands of books that you chose because you enjoyed them in a 10 in x .5 in magic rectangle wherever you go, no WiFi required.

Sorry if electricity is hard to come by where you live. I'm only saying that because I imagine electricity isn't hard to come by where you live since you're on the Internet.

Going on a trip and forgot to charge? Portable battery back-up, usually holds more of a charge than your internal battery did.
#30 - IWumbo (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - bobafettsav (05/13/2014) [-]
i agree but who doesn't love mythbusters
i agree but who doesn't love mythbusters
User avatar #39 - dinoraper (05/14/2014) [-]
I'm just a fan of good storytelling.
User avatar #34 - futapirate (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, because books = intelligence, right guys? It's impossible to be a smart and caring individual if you don't like books, right?
This mentality is ******* stupid. This is like saying, "If someone doesn't have a computer, don't **** them." "If someone doesn't have a stereo, don't **** them." Just because someone doesn't like the same kind of media you do doesn't make them any less than you.
For some reason, I've never been able to get into reading. That doesn't make me stupid or anything like that. I'd never encourage someone to not read, but if someone told me they don't like books I'd say "k."
User avatar #40 to #34 - romanprinsonerr (05/14/2014) [-]
its not that books make your smart they just open your mind to new ideas and philosophies, and the thing that make books different is that you project a little it of yourself through them
#25 - thelastelephant ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
He's right. I mean, how can I **** a book if the person I'm going home with doesn't have any?
#56 - redzeopoweranger (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
gonna try to read some lord of the rings
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
I've read a lot of books, but I get them from the library. I have a bunch of chem books hidden in a drawer no one will ever see though. Virgin for life I guess.
User avatar #52 - utburd (05/14/2014) [-]
But the electronic readers also have internet capabilities so that you can go seamlessly from reading Dr. Seuss to viewing japanese amputee scat porn.
#48 - yeoldefag (05/14/2014) [-]
You're trying to say that those witchcraft devices can't even transform into a book? That's an earful of bull.
User avatar #35 - noblexfenrir (05/14/2014) [-]
Last time I checked, E-books and audio books were selling better than ever.

If you want physical books then by all means buy them, use them, etc as you will. But to say books aren't cool, popular, mainstream, etc. anymore because they aren't being bought in your preferred medium is just idiotic.
#33 - WindWaker (05/14/2014) [-]
His book Role Model was pretty good
His book Role Model was pretty good
#32 - shadowrated (05/14/2014) [-]
i say just throw it
i say just throw it
User avatar #16 - usafdirtboyz (05/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, cause I'm going to just walk out of a sure thing, boner in hand, cause you don't ******* read.
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